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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm?

I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

/discuss

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

What about a condom which is a particular percentage kryptonite?

Kind of like delay spray for normal guys.

If he encounters a woman who makes his shotgun blast too soon he can pick a jonny with a higher percentage and thus delay his inevitable eruption.

It wouldn't be some testing process though.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

These are scientifically sound and well considered points to be sure.

Superman and Wonderwoman going at it would likely cause major cataclysmic activity across the globe though; probably best if they go and find a far away, uninhabited moon somewhere to bump their uglies…

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Also, does he completely stay away from facials/cumming anywhere other than in the kryptonite laced condom?

If he's ejaculate is what you say it is then I would imagine a facial from him would look like you've been 12 rounds with Mike Tyson.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If he knocks her up as Clark Kent she’ll be ok. Sorted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wasn't there some tricky episode where his powers transferred to someone else? Maybe there's a gizmo that could do that so she gets a super strong body with a strengthen sac?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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This is the sexiest thread I've read all day. Thank you OP.

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world


" These are scientifically sound and well considered points to be sure.

Superman and Wonderwoman going at it would likely cause major cataclysmic activity across the globe though; probably best if they go and find a far away, uninhabited moon somewhere to bump their uglies…"

Maybe the catacylsmic activity isn't a bad thing... find someway to harness it and then we've truly got zero carbon/100% hardon electricity

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton


"The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

/discuss"

Kill him? Maybe not. Might leave him feeling distinctly less than a Superman, though.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero


"It's impossible, Lois could never have Superman's baby. Do you think her fallopian tubes could handle the sperm?

I guarantee you he blows a load like a shotgun right through her back.

What about her womb? Do you think it's strong enough to carry his child? He's an alien, for Christ sake. His Kyrptonian biological makeup is enhanced by earth's yellow sun. If Lois gets a tan the kid could kick right through her stomach. Only someone like Wonder Woman has a strong enough uterus to carry his kid. The only way he could bang regular chicks is with a kryptonite condom. That would kill him.

/discuss"

Someone's been watching mallrats

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he knocks her up as Clark Kent she’ll be ok. Sorted. "

Will the kid be born wearing glasses?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


" These are scientifically sound and well considered points to be sure.

Superman and Wonderwoman going at it would likely cause major cataclysmic activity across the globe though; probably best if they go and find a far away, uninhabited moon somewhere to bump their uglies…

Maybe the catacylsmic activity isn't a bad thing... find someway to harness it and then we've truly got zero carbon/100% hardon electricity"

A good point indeed

I propose we channel the resulting bio electrical current through Godzilla as no power station on earth would surely be able to hold it (when he’s in a good mood and on our side of course though)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he knocks her up as Clark Kent she’ll be ok. Sorted.

Will the kid be born wearing glasses? "

Ok maybe not sorted. As you were.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superheroes’ sex organs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"If he knocks her up as Clark Kent she’ll be ok. Sorted.

Will the kid be born wearing glasses?

Ok maybe not sorted. As you were. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You know, I think you ought to get him some help. He seems to be really hung up on superheroes’ sex organs."

It’s a bit “niche”

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

It does sound like something brodie would say....bong

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Super girl would be alright as well though wouldn't she? Or are they related?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ah but imagine fucking mid air up in the clouds I deffo wouldn’t need to worry I was too heavy either

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I was not prepared for this level of thought required on a Monday night thread OP!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Super girl would be alright as well though wouldn't she? Or are they related? "

She’s his cousin.

But….she is hot…..a dilemma for sure….

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I mean you could cross over into the the better universe of Marvel as Captain Marvel could handle him with ease....

*Runs for cover*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean you could cross over into the the better universe of Marvel as Captain Marvel could handle him with ease....

*Runs for cover*"

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Liverpool


"Super girl would be alright as well though wouldn't she? Or are they related? "

Cousins, so very frowned upon at the very least

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What if he picked the wrong condom up and got the red one instead rage fucking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would be easy giving birth though, the baby would come out fist first, and fly straight on out of there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Superman would cum perfectly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you not know how super babies work? Obviously as the baby has superpowers this is passed onto the mother, therefore she becomes, well, super.

This is how it'll be possible for me to have little Deadpool babies.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Have you not watched the latest superman series, where they've got 2 teenage kids... So it obviously was possible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you not know how super babies work? Obviously as the baby has superpowers this is passed onto the mother, therefore she becomes, well, super.

This is how it'll be possible for me to have little Deadpool babies. "

Break and rebuild?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Do you not know how super babies work? Obviously as the baby has superpowers this is passed onto the mother, therefore she becomes, well, super.

This is how it'll be possible for me to have little Deadpool babies. "

Agree with the first half but the thought of you having horribly disfigured babies made me want that to not be true

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