FabSwingers.com forum: Profile advice

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

You want some? I’ll give it ya

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Go for it

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Me!!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Could you just decide this for me:

Jerk chicken burrito

Steak burrito

Donner wrap.

The anticipatory buyer's remorse is too much to cope with. I need someone to share the burden.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Advice for what though? You don't know what I'm trying go achieve

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Advise me please (all for fun I don’t really give a shit about my profile, please make your advice funny and insulting)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then. "
there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya"

"YOUVE GOT NO FANS!"

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Me Me Me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go for it "

I’d take safe sex out of your interests. Makes you seem like you’re not really here for fun and frolics.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

"YOUVE GOT NO FANS!""

FINALLY!!!!!!!!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hit me with your best and worst

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bookmarked. Cos I’ve not bookmarked anything in a while.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me!!"

Don’t say you don’t want dick pics. Makes it seem like you don’t like receiving them?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me!!

Don’t say you don’t want dick pics. Makes it seem like you don’t like receiving them? "
otherwise great profile. I’d message.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Could you just decide this for me:

Jerk chicken burrito

Steak burrito

Donner wrap.

The anticipatory buyer's remorse is too much to cope with. I need someone to share the burden."

Jerk chicken always

Nice profile too x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fire

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Advice for what though? You don't know what I'm trying go achieve "

Don’t tell us not to take you seriously after bragging about your cock size.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Advise me please (all for fun I don’t really give a shit about my profile, please make your advice funny and insulting)"

‘Fill me in soon’ Would be better.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me Me Me

Difficult to advise. I suggest deleting and starting again.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Dear Mr Pickle; Is it sexy to post photos of myself engaging in lewd acts with vegetable produce?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hit me with your best and worst

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travelling to Newcastle to meet a man is too far. You shouldn’t travel further than 5 miles for dick. Dick is easy.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"Me Me Me

Difficult to advise. I suggest deleting and starting again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bookmarked. Cos I’ve not bookmarked anything in a while. "

You’re going to regret it. It’s not one of my best

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please, I do terribly on here. Can't even get a reply.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, I do terribly on here. Can't even get a reply. "

How's the eating rubbish going?

there's your reply

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Please, I do terribly on here. Can't even get a reply. "

Don't ever change your profile! It's the best thing since sliced bread!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Bookmarked. Cos I’ve not bookmarked anything in a while.

You’re going to regret it. It’s not one of my best"

Bath is wetter after roll in dirt

Confucius. April 2022.

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Go on sweetie pie, I'm vulnerable and waiting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Please someone roast ours! Haha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fire"

If you’re into blindfolds, does it matter what race the people you meet are?

(This is a joke)

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Teach me oh wise one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hit me with your best and worst

travelling to Newcastle to meet a man is too far. You shouldn’t travel further than 5 miles for dick. Dick is easy. "

Yes it is but most people can’t keep they mouths shut on what they did to who

So don’t meet local that way there is no bad rep around home as far as whare I stay people must think I am a nun or something

Truth me told I am the biggest 4 letter bad word going just not around home

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dear Mr Pickle; Is it sexy to post photos of myself engaging in lewd acts with vegetable produce?

Carrots no. Girthy cucumbers yes.

HMU when you decide to be serious about your profile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!"

Excuse me! But as I'm 'the fabber formerly known as Miss Piggy' I'll fung fu anyone that calls themselves that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please, I do terribly on here. Can't even get a reply. "

I wouldn’t tell them you use teeth. It’s better if that’s a surprise.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fire

If you’re into blindfolds, does it matter what race the people you meet are?

(This is a joke)"

Bahahaha

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Please, I do terribly on here. Can't even get a reply.

Don't ever change your profile! It's the best thing since sliced bread! "
sliced bread is ok. But peak capitalism

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on sweetie pie, I'm vulnerable and waiting

If they don’t get to the ‘if you’ve read this far’ on your profile I think they might be unable to read?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Teach me oh wise one "

I’m tryna be like youuuuuuuuu bro

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on then. there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!

Excuse me! But as I'm 'the fabber formerly known as Miss Piggy' I'll fung fu anyone that calls themselves that.

I hate pigs. But I like you. Don’t call yourself miss piggy or I’ll have to not like you

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Do me! Do me!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Oh yes please! So ready for this.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Do me! Do me!

What is it with women and putting safe sex in their bio?

Also- I’d do you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go on then. there’s literally nothing wrong with this profile. I enjoyed the bio very much. Except for when you said you’re miss piggy. Because that self deprecation is uncalled for!!

Excuse me! But as I'm 'the fabber formerly known as Miss Piggy' I'll fung fu anyone that calls themselves that.

I hate pigs. But I like you. Don’t call yourself miss piggy or I’ll have to not like you"

It's why I name changed. To stop feeling negativity x

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Oh now this is a treat. Go on, do your worst!

Mrs TMN x

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"Do me! Do me!

What is it with women and putting safe sex in their bio?

Also- I’d do you. "

It’s all lies really.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh yes please! So ready for this."

Username: Meli

Name: Meli

Second line of bio: Hi I’m Meli

Didn’t get beyond that. You’re gorgeous though. I’d smash

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Me!!

Don’t say you don’t want dick pics. Makes it seem like you don’t like receiving them? otherwise great profile. I’d message. "

Thanks Mr Pickle I'll remove it right now. And I know you would

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"You want some? I’ll give it ya"

Go on then

do your worst.

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"Go on sweetie pie, I'm vulnerable and waiting

If they don’t get to the ‘if you’ve read this far’ on your profile I think they might be unable to read?

I do use some big words. Do you think I need a simpler version? What about "Want sex? Message now"? Will that attract people from the uppermost of the fab echelons?

Maybe even a forumite from the clique?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm disappointed in our roasting

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Do me! Do me!

What is it with women and putting safe sex in their bio?

Also- I’d do you.

It’s all lies really. "

Cool, so you’re into ludicrously dangerous sex? I’ll send over a checklist

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

Ok! I’m in

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Hit me up with your wisdom pickle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it ..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Oh now this is a treat. Go on, do your worst!

Mrs TMN x"

Pictures save it. Otherwise forgettable. X

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me!!

Don’t say you don’t want dick pics. Makes it seem like you don’t like receiving them? otherwise great profile. I’d message.

Thanks Mr Pickle I'll remove it right now. And I know you would

Oh yeah I would

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP)

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By *ilverfox84Man
over a year ago

Glasgow

Go please pm advice about mine try change my luck

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

Go on then

do your worst."

Don’t know why you’re talking about swinging on a sex site. This isn’t a playground.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP)"

She wants me

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By *dam1971Man
over a year ago

Bedford

"Go for it .."

“I’m not looking to sleep my way through the site” ?

I slept my way through the first year of my degree, didn’t do me any harm

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP)

She wants me

I want your profile advice. Behave

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go on sweetie pie, I'm vulnerable and waiting

If they don’t get to the ‘if you’ve read this far’ on your profile I think they might be unable to read?

I do use some big words. Do you think I need a simpler version? What about "Want sex? Message now"? Will that attract people from the uppermost of the fab echelons?

Maybe even a forumite from the clique?

Don’t be so easy.

Fancy a fuck? You’d be lucky.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm disappointed in our roasting

I’m nice. What can I say

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh yes please! So ready for this.

Username: Meli

Name: Meli

Second line of bio: Hi I’m Meli

Didn’t get beyond that. You’re gorgeous though. I’d smash"

Love this so much. I'm going to change it up a bit now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Ok! I’m in"

Age range 20-99?

be honest with yourself bro

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Fire away Pickle - don't be gentle

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Im ok thanks buddy

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Ok! I’m in

Age range 20-99?

be honest with yourself bro "

Haha! Noted.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hit me up with your wisdom pickle "

Now this is a profile. I’d delete everything in the bio before ‘now for the fun bit’ because nobody cares about what socials you go to except serious fabbers. And there are none.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Teach me oh wise one

I’m tryna be like youuuuuuuuu bro"

I wish you all the luck but I'm not releasing all my ladies for you

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

I suspect that I could do with advice, my profile probably makes people want to end it all. But I guess that I'm a miserable old twat, and every word is true. At least it puts people off in advance, rather than letting them get hopeful and disappointing later.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go for it .."

‘…’ makes you sound about 50.

‘Not looking to sleep my way through the site’ was funny. I hope you meant it to be?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP)"
not meeting? Remove your veri summary!!!! Liar. Liar.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fire away Pickle - don't be gentle

‘Update… No recent veris’

*most recent veri is earlier in June*

If you aren’t taking this seriously then men will not take you seriously

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya"

You've got no Fabs!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I suspect that I could do with advice, my profile probably makes people want to end it all. But I guess that I'm a miserable old twat, and every word is true. At least it puts people off in advance, rather than letting them get hopeful and disappointing later."

‘Ain’t nobody got time for that’

- someone reading your bio probably

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

You've got no Fabs!"

We get it, you get to page one!

No but I do need to get my fabs up

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP) not meeting? Remove your veri summary!!!! Liar. Liar.

That last one is an historic verification. You. When you rejoined

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

You've got no Fabs!

We get it, you get to page one!

No but I do need to get my fabs up"

Aww I feel bad now! Have some from me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go on then. Give me all you got.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

You've got no Fabs!

We get it, you get to page one!

No but I do need to get my fabs up

Aww I feel bad now! Have some from me

If you’ve just sympathy fucked me I’ll fuck you back. Harder.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP) not meeting? Remove your veri summary!!!! Liar. Liar.

That last one is an historic verification. You. When you rejoined

Bullshit I’ve never met you

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

"Oh now this is a treat. Go on, do your worst!

Mrs TMN x

Pictures save it. Otherwise forgettable. X"

That's pretty much my intent right now

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Go ahead, Pickle. (no one else, just the OP) not meeting? Remove your veri summary!!!! Liar. Liar.

That last one is an historic verification. You. When you rejoined

Bullshit I’ve never met you"

rude

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By *entlemanrogueMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"You want some? I’ll give it ya"

Feel free Mr P.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go for it.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Fire away Pickle - don't be gentle

‘Update… No recent veris’

*most recent veri is earlier in June*

If you aren’t taking this seriously then men will not take you seriously"

Mission accomplished

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

You've got no Fabs!

We get it, you get to page one!

No but I do need to get my fabs up

Aww I feel bad now! Have some from me

If you’ve just sympathy fucked me I’ll fuck you back. Harder. "

it definitely wasn't sympathy! Think more... pity

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya"

Go for it

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

You'll need quite a bit of free time to read mine! Happy to be roasted, after reading it myself today, I deserve a roasting for it!

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By *r_PinkMan
over a year ago

london stratford

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

Go on then

do your worst.

Don’t know why you’re talking about swinging on a sex site. This isn’t a playground. "

Was that it?

tsk tsk tsk 2 outta 10 and thats being generous

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Roast me please!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Thank you OP you joy. I've updated mine now, think it's more me. And less Meli heavy. :D

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t be arsed to update mine, and haven’t since I took the old Christmas blurb down.

But anyone wanting to criticise it, fill yer boots

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sure. I’m in.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Pickle man, please touch us with your profile brush

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

I’m in…

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Come on Pickle, tell Davina how to improve her profile...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

Feel free Mr P."

I’m being genuine here: great profile!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Go for it.

TL;DR

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya

Go for it

Genuinely brilliant bio

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll need quite a bit of free time to read mine! Happy to be roasted, after reading it myself today, I deserve a roasting for it!

Too long, didn’t read. I’d just wink instead

(I know you don’t check them. I read that far)

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over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Roast me please!"

I cannot roast you. I’m nice.

I’d add face pics though so people know if they want to fuck you or not.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can’t be arsed to update mine, and haven’t since I took the old Christmas blurb down.

But anyone wanting to criticise it, fill yer boots

Great bio

But don’t like the location

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Sure. I’m in.

I’d add a bio and I’d put safe sex in your bio just so you can meet women

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Go on then. "

Why you asking him I keep telling

You keep your wig on .

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

Hello! Interested to know what paragraph you give up on!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pickle man, please touch us with your profile brush

Great profile. I’d send you a ‘hi’

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

Hit me with your best shot.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’m in…"

Ask is a bit of a shit name if you ask me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Come on Pickle, tell Davina how to improve her profile...

Enough of what you’re not. Tell me what you are

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"In

Felt like I was drowning with all the bubbles.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You want some? I’ll give it ya"
X goanna give it to ya !

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello! Interested to know what paragraph you give up on!"

I learned something new on it. Then I abandoned the profile because it was more beneficial for me to.

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By *mber81Woman
over a year ago

Chorley, Eng

"Hello! Interested to know what paragraph you give up on!

I learned something new on it. Then I abandoned the profile because it was more beneficial for me to. "

Ha ha ha ha this delights me more than I could ever express on this here forum.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hit me with your best shot.

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ladies would prefer dick pics I reckon

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Come on Pickle, tell Davina how to improve her profile...

Enough of what you’re not. Tell me what you are

This tells you everything you need about what I am.

This is the whole Davina package hunni! What could be sexier than a mind of literary and scientific near-genius, combined with the wit of a comedic legend, housed in a body approaching that of a hermaphroditic Greek goddess? Anyone would be honoured to have me - repeatedly. Lol!

I'm a mature sometime CD. Currently just on here for chat and the forum.

And there you have it.

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By *quirtyfun69Couple
over a year ago

Burnley

Advice please, intrigued

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Hello! Interested to know what paragraph you give up on!

I learned something new on it. Then I abandoned the profile because it was more beneficial for me to.

Ha ha ha ha this delights me more than I could ever express on this here forum.

Express it in my DMs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go for it.

TL;DR

Red flag, strike one.

Empty promises.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Pickle man, please touch us with your profile brush

Great profile. I’d send you a ‘hi’"

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By *amieLDN22Man
over a year ago

London

"Hit me with your best shot.

ladies would prefer dick pics I reckon"

Ladies is this true? Shall I show my cock? I'm shy.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Could you just decide this for me:

Jerk chicken burrito

Steak burrito

Donner wrap.

The anticipatory buyer's remorse is too much to cope with. I need someone to share the burden.

Jerk chicken always

Nice profile too x"

I had my doubts as I am used to it off the bone, but it was lush.

And thanks x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sure. I’m in.

I’d add a bio and I’d put safe sex in your bio just so you can meet women"

I’ll try SAFEST SEX!!

hi vis vests, hard hats. Warning signs and I’ll cordon off the area of activity.

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By *reative-mindMan
over a year ago

Exeter

"You want some? I’ll give it ya"

Please do or anyone for that matter.

Always open to improving.

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By *eapathMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Oh yes, give it to me - I might cry, but it'll be worth it

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