FabSwingers.com forum: Nob Tapping

By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I can’t really think of another description for this act (penile patting perhaps?) but it’s a staple in seemingly EVERY porno flick.

Typically the guy ejaculates over their partners face/boobs/bum and then proceeds to tap the head of their penis against them as though trying to tease the last remnants of cum out of the thing in a manner not entirely dissimilar to patting on the rear end of a sauce bottle and usually whilst exclaiming, ‘Oh shit.’ (for reasons best known only to themselves).

Anyway, my question good folks:

Do any of you enjoy doing this/enjoy being on the receiving (bell)end or else is this merely yet another porn cliche?

Bonus question: Those spring like door stops; they’re funny aren’t they?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Steps' new single is a real nob tapper"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hang on. Is someone listening to me through my penis?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

""Steps' new single is a real nob tapper""

I can’t wait for the 12 inch remix…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I can’t really think of another description for this act (penile patting perhaps?) but it’s a staple in seemingly EVERY porno flick.

Anyway, my question good folks:

Do any of you enjoy doing this/enjoy being on the receiving (bell)end or else is this merely yet another porn cliche?

Bonus question: Those spring like door stops; they’re funny aren’t they? "

This is the single greatest post in the history of Fab

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I can’t really think of another description for this act (penile patting perhaps?) but it’s a staple in seemingly EVERY porno flick.

Anyway, my question good folks:

Do any of you enjoy doing this/enjoy being on the receiving (bell)end or else is this merely yet another porn cliche?

Bonus question: Those spring like door stops; they’re funny aren’t they?

This is the single greatest post in the history of Fab

I was inspired by the great William Wordsworth.

….Sort of…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s polite to knock before entering

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Steps' new single is a real nob tapper"

I can’t wait for the 12 inch remix…"

That was the last thing on my mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can't answer the question, can you give me a demonstration so that I can please?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It’s polite to knock before entering

‘One knock for yes, thirty for no…’

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I can't answer the question, can you give me a demonstration so that I can please?"

I can even tap any tune of your choosing upon any part of you that you like

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

Use your penis to play me like a glockenspiel

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Forgive me for what I'm about to type.

I kind of like it. It's really hot, like if a man comes over my face or boobs and is doing that sexy growling/oh fuck thing as they're doing it. It's like they have to get every last drop of come on me because they need that full release and only I can give them that in that moment.

It's even hotter when they quickly take the condom off and wank over me, using their cock to hit my already very sensitive clit with every fluid hand movement up and down their shaft.

I think, rather sadly, that I may be an unoriginal cliché of a millennial who enjoys it. Oh well.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That was Hank Marvin and the Shadows....... Nob Tapper

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Use your penis to play me like a glockenspiel "

I’m feeling suddenly musically inspired as though possessed by the spirit of the great JS Bach.

Prepare for my nob tapping rendition of his famous, Toccata and Fugue in D minor….

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9zw9t6BfgGw

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Forgive me for what I'm about to type.

It's even hotter when they quickly take the condom off and wank over me, using their cock to hit my already very sensitive clit with every fluid hand movement up and down their shaft.

I think, rather sadly, that I may be an unoriginal cliché of a millennial who enjoys it. Oh well."

Good Lord!

And just like that, my loins do tingle yet again at your exquisite descriptive abilities Meli!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"That was Hank Marvin and the Shadows....... Nob Tapper "

Good old Hank - he loves a wank…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's like how they shake their cock over a toilet after a piss.

So no, not for me.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"Use your penis to play me like a glockenspiel

I’m feeling suddenly musically inspired as though possessed by the spirit of the great JS Bach.

Prepare for my nob tapping rendition of his famous, Toccata and Fugue in D minor….

Lovely…. Can’t wait for the big finish

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"It's like how they shake their cock over a toilet after a piss.

So no, not for me.

Did you know that there is an unwritten three shake rule to nob flapping at a urinal?

Any more shakes and ones neighbouring urinators will assume that you’re masturbating.

…which is considered poor etiquette indeed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nope just nope

Had it done ones to me and never again

Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner

Definitely wasn’t for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

However, feeling a deliciously hard cock being tapped against my clit absolutely drives me wild. Feeling a hard cock there in general is hot. Holding it in my hand while we kiss and I use it to make myself cum or grinding against it. Tracing it around me is also hot. The feeling of it throb and pulse against me makes me want it even more, it's erotic, sensual and not really porn like, well maybe some of it is a bit. Seeing the look on his face as I lose control is so sexy too. So Yes. All the yes from me.

Please though, can we give it a better name?!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

Please though, can we give it a better name?! "

That’s tonight’s wank sorted

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

Please though, can we give it a better name?! "

Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking?

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"Nope just nope

Had it done ones to me and never again

Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner

Definitely wasn’t for me "

Natalie - welcome back

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

Please though, can we give it a better name?! "

Good Lord again!

That description is beautiful!

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

Please though, can we give it a better name?!

That’s tonight’s wank sorted

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By *ensuallover1000 OP Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

Please though, can we give it a better name?!

Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking? "

For my big finish as you requested, I will now sausage slap the all cannon firing, grand finale to Tchaikovsky‘s majestic, 1812 Overture.

It will be grand (and a bit messy)

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

Please though, can we give it a better name?!

Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking?

For my big finish as you requested, I will now sausage slap the all cannon firing, grand finale to Tchaikovsky‘s majestic, 1812 Overture.

It will be grand (and a bit messy)

Just how I like it! Take it away sausage maestro please

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"I don't want to really overshsre here but I'm probably going to.

I wouldn't call it that because it sounds really really unsexy.

Nor do I want that done to my face. Lips maybe but not face.

Please though, can we give it a better name?!

Cockenspieling? Sausage slapping? Willy whacking?

For my big finish as you requested, I will now sausage slap the all cannon firing, grand finale to Tchaikovsky‘s majestic, 1812 Overture.

It will be grand (and a bit messy)

Just how I like it! Take it away sausage maestro please "

TaPenis

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s how we ‘shook hands’ in covid times.

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By *erry bull1Man
over a year ago

doncaster

Morse code for ive cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is the best observational post I've seen on here

I don't think I've ever done to be honest but I'll do it next time post the results on how it's received

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Well this is a disappointment. Came here expecting it to be about something similar to using the penis like an instrument similar to spoons.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

The Mr doesn't "tap it" but if he's giving me a facial I do like to take it all so I will take it and rub the last little remaining bits over my face.

Not sure that's the same thing, it's been a long time since I've seen a bloke in porn.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope just nope

Had it done ones to me and never again

Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner

Definitely wasn’t for me

Natalie - welcome back

Thanks ha ha

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

I've never had this done to me, and I don't really watch a lot of porn tbh so I've never seen it done, but I am imagining a man tapping my nose with his cock like someone tapping a dogs nose with a rolled up newspaper after its peed on the carpet?! If that happened I would probably bite the tip off

but as I said I don't watch a lot of porn so I'm probably getting it completely wrong.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I was under the impression that this essential encore event was the ladies jurisdiction.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Bloody typo. Mortal shame. I’m gonna do this again.

I’m not going to dignify the original notion of porn-inspired whacking of a knob against any particular part of a woman, but the *other* thing that MsWyld described so deliciously?

There’s a male perspective on that, I think. And it’s about the feeling of pressing and sliding my cock around her lips and her clit. The wetness, the slipperiness, the heat … and yes, hold my cock so that I can guide and direct it. Rub the tip across her clit. Lift it away and drop it back down. Almost (I know, I know, awful word for it but bear with me) tapping or bouncing my stiff dick against her clit. Exploiting the sensitivity. Enjoying how very hard I am and how that feels against her most sensitive skin. Then sliding it back downwards and back inside of her.

It’s just a thing to do, isn’t it? A break from fucking and a moment or two of a different feeling. A way to take a minute out and focus on a different feeling. Then get back into it. Renewed and reinvigorated and horned up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nope just nope

Had it done ones to me and never again

Guy finished on my face then proceeded to slap his cock off my forehead a couple off times before zip up and doing a runner

Definitely wasn’t for me "

This made me chuckle sorry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think Ive watched a lot of porn too, I recognise this move. Also when they squeeze the foreskin like a used tootpaste tube to extract every last bit of cum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love it…my ex used to tap it on my clit before he put it in and it was great

I also love giving a titjob; used to constantly ask my ex if I could do it, and of course he always agreed, especially because I always licked the tip as I did it hahaha

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