FabSwingers.com forum: Would someone rub my magic pickle

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

And tell the genie what you wish for Steve to grant you?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Can I stroke it instead?

I wish for a nice week of peacefulness and time with the family.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Can I stroke it instead?

I wish for a nice week of peacefulness and time with the family."

You, Nanna, can do whatever you want to it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For everyone to be happy, to have no worries and for the world to be a better place as a result.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I prefer sucking pickles, but apparently you don't like that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

For ME to get everything I want.

Yep. I'm a selfish twat.

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Right now a 99 with blue sherbet x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For everyone to be happy, to have no worries and for the world to be a better place as a result. "

I’ll do my best but I’m only one guy

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

I don't like pickles

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I prefer sucking pickles, but apparently you don't like that

Sucking pickles I don’t mind?

It’s sucking COCK you’re thinking about!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"For ME to get everything I want.

Yep. I'm a selfish twat. "

What do you want right now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Right now a 99 with blue sherbet x"
but it’s raining?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't like pickles"
no wish!

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Sunny here x

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I prefer sucking pickles, but apparently you don't like that

Sucking pickles I don’t mind?

It’s sucking COCK you’re thinking about!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer sucking pickles, but apparently you don't like that

Sucking pickles I don’t mind?

It’s sucking COCK you’re thinking about!!

Do people actually do that?

It sounds a bit unhygienic to me!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I prefer sucking pickles, but apparently you don't like that

Sucking pickles I don’t mind?

It’s sucking COCK you’re thinking about!!

Do people actually do that?

It sounds a bit unhygienic to me!

What, rub pickles?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can i flick..yes you can

A cool 100k tax free into my account please . Thank you very much

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I prefer sucking pickles, but apparently you don't like that

Sucking pickles I don’t mind?

It’s sucking COCK you’re thinking about!!

Do people actually do that?

It sounds a bit unhygienic to me!

What, rub pickles? "

Shrivelled vinegary things!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I wish it would get bigger.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I'd like a pair of boobs please. Not too fussed whose.

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

Can I slice it and have it in my cheese sandwich instead?!

My wish is to have my knee repaired instantly and for work to fly by this week...first night shift after 6 weeks off, I hope it's not a challenging one and I don't have to run anywhere because I can't!!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I'm nit rubbing it

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"And tell the genie what you wish for Steve to grant you?

Can I spit on it?

just to be sure it's squeaky clean and all that

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I'm nit rubbing it

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Oh cmon!!!make the lad happy...

you can do it...I'll help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I wish to have never read the possibility of rubbing your pickle

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"I'm nit rubbing it

He has nits on his pickle?!

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

" I'm nit rubbing it

Oh cmon!!!make the lad happy...

you can do it...I'll help you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm nit rubbing it

He has nits on his pickle?!"

Quick, rub them off!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

" I'm nit rubbing it

Oh cmon!!!make the lad happy...

you can do it...I'll help you

I'm good that way...

extremely helpful.lol

Hope you OK!?...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wish it would get bigger."

Your penis? Have you tried one of the creams?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

By the way the pickle isn’t a euphemism for my penis. If I wanted a hand job I’d do it myself trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"By the way the pickle isn’t a euphemism for my penis. If I wanted a hand job I’d do it myself trust me

Ok maybe it is a little bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sorry no can do I am reformed

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Can I stroke it instead?

I wish for a nice week of peacefulness and time with the family.

You, Nanna, can do whatever you want to it. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry no can do I am reformed "

U K hun?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I like to bite pickles.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

And willing to leave you his tortoises. Don't forget that important detail.

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By *amie HantsWoman
over a year ago

Atlantis

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

And willing to leave you his tortoises. Don't forget that important detail."

Jesus Christ.

He also cannot have any tortoises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sorry no can do I am reformed

U K hun?

Yes I am ok ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

Why do desperate? I'm sure there are loads of young men with pre-existing heart conditions

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

Is the very very part attached to rich or old, or both?

Because if we are not including dogs as children then I'm potentially 4/4!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

And willing to leave you his tortoises. Don't forget that important detail.

Jesus Christ.

He also cannot have any tortoises. "

Yeah, sure, ask for the moon on the stick with that last caveat.

Honestly, women are so demanding.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

Why do desperate? I'm sure there are loads of young men with pre-existing heart conditions

Dark

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

Why do desperate? I'm sure there are loads of young men with pre-existing heart conditions

Dark

Yeah... It was bad wasn't it?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I would like to marry a very very rich old man with no children, no will, and a pre-existing heart condition.

Omg

*now I know that ain’t who I think it is meme*

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Could I have some cream for my pudding, pretty please?

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"And tell the genie what you wish for Steve to grant you?

I have done this lots & wished for a magic carpet to transport me directly to the pickle.

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