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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Just want her back.

What do you miss?

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Penis

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Her, too. Maybe not the same her, but her none the less.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

Have you been spectacularly dumped Pickle ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just want her back.

What do you miss?

The toilet bowl at 3 in the morning

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Just want her back.

What do you miss?

You take the back and I’ll have the front. Now that’s a deal that can’t be refused

Marc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Self belief.

As in proper self belief, not forum bluster.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Missing people sucks!

I miss real alone time with D.

I obviously love our kids

but having time for just us is rare.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Missing people sucks!

I miss real alone time with D.

I obviously love our kids

but having time for just us is rare.

Jo.Xx "

Omg this. We’ve got a date planned on Saturday and it’s just such a rareity these days. I’ve not been this excited in AGES!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Missing people sucks!

I miss real alone time with D.

I obviously love our kids

but having time for just us is rare.

Jo.Xx "

That's easily fixed. Lock them in the shed for a few hours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A nymphomaniac

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

"Just want her back.

What do you miss?

Being the weight I was before lock down !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I miss my soul mate. And she misses me too, according to the messages she sent over the weekend.

Life is complicated innit?

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"Being the weight I was before lock down !

This!

And some of the attributes of my ex, but not all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Jim Beam Maple.

Nectar of the gods and they go and discontinue it and replace it with 'Jim Beam Peach' and 'Jim Beam Apple'.

Fuck you Jim, fuck you. A plague of mosquitos on your bell end and fire ants on your arsehole..........

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either "

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

The what now?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant! "

Yum

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Missing people sucks!

I miss real alone time with D.

I obviously love our kids

but having time for just us is rare.

Jo.Xx

Omg this. We’ve got a date planned on Saturday and it’s just such a rareity these days. I’ve not been this excited in AGES!"

That's lovely Pickles!

Jo.Xx

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Missing people sucks!

I miss real alone time with D.

I obviously love our kids

but having time for just us is rare.

Jo.Xx

That's easily fixed. Lock them in the shed for a few hours. "

All 4 of them?!

They'd rip the roof off to escape!

Jo.Xx

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

My gourgeous dexter!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc"

Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

The what now?

Maybe it was a local thing haha

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc

Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha

As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t

Marc

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

I miss how empty the world was during lockdown.

Bring on covid-24

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Missing people sucks!

I miss real alone time with D.

I obviously love our kids

but having time for just us is rare.

Jo.Xx

That's easily fixed. Lock them in the shed for a few hours. "

*starts building a shed!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc

Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha

As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t

Marc"

Ah so it was a common thing yay ...

Well I miss that

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc

Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha

As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t

Marc

Ah so it was a common thing yay ...

Well I miss that

Malcolm the Fish man!

Used to love getting a tray of prawns

Tinder

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"Just want her back.

What do you miss?

The toilet bowl at 3 in the morning

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

My ability to go on a night out and not feel like I've been runover for three days after

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

The what now?

Maybe it was a local thing haha"

Nah.

They did it in London decades ago.

I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

my dad

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc

Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha

As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t

Marc

Ah so it was a common thing yay ...

Well I miss that

Malcolm the Fish man!

Used to love getting a tray of prawns

Tinder "

Omfg that was his name .. Same guy hahaha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My motorbike which got $tolen Friday

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Missing people sucks!

I miss real alone time with D.

I obviously love our kids

but having time for just us is rare.

Jo.Xx "

I'm with you on this alone time with the Mr is probably what I crave most.

Mrs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

The what now?

Maybe it was a local thing haha

Nah.

They did it in London decades ago.

I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.

It is an acquired taste

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

On a serious note, time together. Just being able to spend quality time together, life has just had us both so busy we've not been able to have as much as we wanted.

Tinder x

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"my dad"

Xxxx

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Free speech

/mic drop

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By *rDJ40Man
over a year ago

Nuneaton

I miss proper lids on bottles of pop

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Believing that humanity was worth saving.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

I know somewhere that does

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Fruit flavoured toffos, someone started a thread on here days ago about sweets you used to get and I have't stopped thinking about them since.

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By *ritIndianCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

I would give everything for one more hug from my Dad.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.

I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.

I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.

I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.

I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot "

I can try help fix the last bit

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.

I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.

I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot

I can try help fix the last bit

Mrs "

I am very excited for those!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

I know somewhere that does

My next visit, you must take me there ha ha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My life, I miss the life I had we her, my kids and dogs. She messed up again but for my own mental health I couldn't stay again so I left, and now my health is worse than ever

After 15 years married through thick and thin, I'm not ready to live alone.

So I miss my life and all the happy and fucked up the things we got up to.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

The what now?

Maybe it was a local thing haha

Nah.

They did it in London decades ago.

I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.

It is an acquired taste

It's filth!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc

Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha

As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t

Marc

Ah so it was a common thing yay ...

Well I miss that

Malcolm the Fish man!

Used to love getting a tray of prawns

Tinder

Omfg that was his name .. Same guy hahaha

All we had over here in the pubs were the people selling the single red roses all night long!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"I was really missing someone I shouldn't but then he reminded me of why I shouldn't.

I'm missing the glorious sunshine that we had a couple of weeks ago.

I'm also missing kisses. I'm missing those a lot "

Going to get your wish for the sunshine, apparently we have a 2 week heat wave on its way.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Which one?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Boo! I had these just last week and it was amazing - like a new/old taste revelation!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

Fuck right off with that shite, Grumpy you peasant!

Yum

I remember him. Probably not the same guy though.

They must of got fed up being asked if they had crabs

Marc

Maybe it's just a Northamptonshire thing haha

As I didn’t grow up there it wasn’t

Marc

Ah so it was a common thing yay ...

Well I miss that

Malcolm the Fish man!

Used to love getting a tray of prawns

Tinder

Omfg that was his name .. Same guy hahaha

All we had over here in the pubs were the people selling the single red roses all night long! "

Oh god that was really irritating I remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Boo! I had these just last week and it was amazing - like a new/old taste revelation! "

Thighs!

Where's mine?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I miss having a government.

Some people have an issue about where they get there sausages from so the rest of us have to do with being ruled by a minister and civil servants we didn't elect.

Schools, hospitals, infrastructure....like any of that matters.

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Ooooo that takes me back! Yes I miss those too.

And pork pies. I’ve not had one of those for ages either

And the seafood guy who always walked into the pub with a basket of Whelks and other goodies

The what now?

Maybe it was a local thing haha

Nah.

They did it in London decades ago.

I hate seafood, the smell and the tatse, so people eating cockles and that shit when I was drinking wasn't good.

Used to come in every weekend in the pubs I ran... stunk the place out for hours...haha

Eating cockles n muscles at the bar.. yuk!!

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Living in Scotland

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which one? "

One of my many obvs

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Which one?

One of my many obvs"

Don't! You will make them jealous, and all hell will break loose.

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Boo! I had these just last week and it was amazing - like a new/old taste revelation!

Thighs!

Where's mine?

Oi, get your eyes up. I can't see your boobs properly when you're staring at my thighs...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Which one?

One of my many obvs

Don't! You will make them jealous, and all hell will break loose. "

My lifestyle's exciting,

imagine being the reason that two girls are fighting

Both hands swinging nonstop like a Breitling.

So sorry to my brown ting from Loughton, and sorry to my white ting from Brighton

(Can I get away with saying that?)

- Dave

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By *inks_apeyCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"I miss proper lids on bottles of pop "

Your drinking the wrong pop Pepsi max all the way with sensible lids

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Scampi and Lemon Fries from the pub, they don't all sell those snacks now.

Boo! I had these just last week and it was amazing - like a new/old taste revelation!

Thighs!

Where's mine?

Oi, get your eyes up. I can't see your boobs properly when you're staring at my thighs...

You know I'll never be able to promise not to look at the thighs or touch them, why do you think I stand near you at the socials

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