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"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday ![]() Lol nope but you wanna hope I muster the energy to shave my bits before then ![]() | |||
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"Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own ![]() Are you sure? ![]() | |||
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"Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own ![]() ![]() Well I would of taken one (or 2) for the team but just to be a good sport lol x | |||
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"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday ![]() ![]() Fur burger is probably the only one I have to think about before eating lol | |||
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"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday ![]() ![]() But you'd still eat it! Lol, shocking. Or not! | |||
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"Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own ![]() ![]() I'd return the favour if the shoe was on the other foot! | |||
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks ![]() ![]() Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() Planning on bringing your A game Dave?? Xx ![]() | |||
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() You still can Mister!! Don't want no Brewers droop going on! | |||
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"Aw glad youre better x Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic ![]() ![]() ![]() Actually just seen Dave's pic its like a mirror image. May go on a fabbing stampede in a bit ![]() | |||
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"Aw glad youre better x Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol no i never but I do now! Xx | |||
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"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks ![]() ![]() ![]() No just a quick half dozen pints of delay spray or 'strongbow' as most people call it ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)" Are you trying to get us d*unk David? ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)" Shall I bring my new toys?! X | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X " Ok and I'll bring the petrol??? ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X " I'l bring mine too. Got gator golf and twister ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X " Just Pringles for me | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Are you trying to get us d*unk David? ![]() Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!! | |||
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"Aw glad youre better x Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Oh it you insist, don't forget mine ![]() | |||
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"Aw glad youre better x Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic ![]() ![]() ![]() Suitably adjusted ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X Just Pringles for me" Is that for your party trick? | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X Ok and I'll bring the petrol??? ![]() Hahahha!! Twister?? Ill bring the baby oil then x | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X Just Pringles for me Is that for your party trick?" No just my belly to get my strength up | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X Just Pringles for me" What was the d*unk character in viz.? Was it 8 ace ? | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Are you trying to get us d*unk David? ![]() I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink! ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Shall I bring my new toys?! X Just Pringles for me Is that for your party trick? No just my belly to get my strength up" New avatar idea there I reckon?? | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Are you trying to get us d*unk David? ![]() ![]() You don't? How did I not know this sooner? This has compromised our friendship!!! | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Are you trying to get us d*unk David? ![]() ![]() Anything under 40%!!! ![]() | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. " I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday ![]() | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. " Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you! | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. " And I've cancelled rugby ! ![]() | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday ![]() Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag ![]() | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Are you trying to get us d*unk David? ![]() ![]() I do really, I'm being sarky as Dave found my d*unken messages, shenanigans and then Saturdays hangover of great amusement. That coupled with the fact my postman has probably tested out my butt plug and its been a crazy few days haha x | |||
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"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick) Are you trying to get us d*unk David? ![]() ![]() Girl after my own heart! | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you!" If they carry on like this chick we might have to tell them to carry on with their sports and forget about us! Typical blokes ![]() | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday ![]() ![]() Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!! ![]() | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you! If they carry on like this chick we might have to tell them to carry on with their sports and forget about us! Typical blokes ![]() Yes they're sailing close to the wind! | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday ![]() ![]() ![]() Only the 1st 10 ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse ![]() Be gentle Andrea! | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday ![]() ![]() ![]() Is she cute? ![]() | |||
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse ![]() At least give me the common curtesey of a reach around!!! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse ![]() I can. I have sweetie flavoured lube. Rhubarb and custard or cola bottle Dave? Although to be fair Ryan there will be no shoving in case he decides to get revenge on me later x | |||
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"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Lol new you'd get that ![]() | |||
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"Ooops just realised I've butted into a darn sarf love in/ meet arrangents I'll get me coat. ![]() ![]() Stay! More the merrier ![]() | |||
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"Ooops just realised I've butted into a darn sarf love in/ meet arrangents I'll get me coat. ![]() ![]() Me too. ![]() | |||
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse ![]() Shove it in far enough he won't get a chance ![]() | |||
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"Ooops just realised I've butted into a darn sarf love in/ meet arrangents I'll get me coat. ![]() ![]() Don't be daft, you can help choose the sweetie lube for my 'popping daves butt cherry' if you like x | |||
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"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse ![]() Be any flavour you want my taste buds are in my mouth!!!!?? ![]() | |||
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"Ok the lube flavours are as follows. Bubble gum Cola cube Pear drop Aniseed balls Rhubarb and custard. There's 2 of each so should be enough x " Fucking hell I bet your postman loved you!! | |||
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"Ok the lube flavours are as follows. Bubble gum Cola cube Pear drop Aniseed balls Rhubarb and custard. There's 2 of each so should be enough x " Love pear drops!! | |||
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"Ok the lube flavours are as follows. Bubble gum Cola cube Pear drop Aniseed balls Rhubarb and custard. There's 2 of each so should be enough x Fucking hell I bet your postman loved you!!" Ha. These were from Anne summers a while back. Gotta pic up my 3 new toys tomorrow morning from the sorting office. X ![]() | |||
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"Play nice you two!!! ![]() Oh we will ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Play nice you two!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll get reds twister set up! ![]() | |||
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"Play nice you two!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Quietly though until Match of the Day has finished. Then you can be as noisy as you like | |||
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"Play nice you two!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Just join in once you've finished being a footie bore Ryan! X | |||
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"Play nice you two!!! ![]() ![]() ![]() Ok after Dave has fluffed you both I will come and pay attention | |||
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? ![]() Oh yes please. What a good idea ![]() | |||
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? ![]() ![]() I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle ![]() | |||
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? ![]() ![]() ![]() Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time | |||
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? ![]() ![]() ![]() And some of that square sausage you were raving about? ![]() | |||
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"Nae problem. You want some tattie scones and clootie too? " Aye pile it in! | |||
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"Nae problem. You want some tattie scones and clootie too? " I'll have the tattie, Dave can have the clootie. I'm not keen on that. | |||
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can get that from Iceland on the way down. That's where the scots get theirs ![]() | |||
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() So you did know where I could buy it south of the border??? Tut ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank." I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! | |||
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"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm not convinced its meat ![]() | |||
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"Is this a private party? Or can anyone join in?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Course you can Lucy. Although you are a bit late now. We are all spent - until Saturday. | |||
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"Is this a private party? Or can anyone join in?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I have! Where you been ? ![]() | |||
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"Is this a private party? Or can anyone join in?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would love to say I have been kidnapped by a gang of hunky hung men and used as their sex slave, but it wouldn't be true lol!! Been busy bee and getting some work finished and fighting off burglars ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! " As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Is this a private party? Or can anyone join in?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Omg hope your both ok ? ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() What do you do with all the toys? | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() Sells them on that e bay site ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() Now theres an idea for Sassy's pic challenge! ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() I keep them in a safe repository | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() Whats a safe suppository!? (and you said that butt plug was for Dave! I know your sort!) ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() A glass cabinet in your office? | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Dunno what it is with people fixated with breaking and entering my backside on here ![]() There's that protesting too much thing goin on again botty-boi ! ![]() | |||
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"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank. I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! ![]() ![]() ![]() Lockable. Won't be long before they can be entered into Antiques Roadshow. Or David Dickinson may want to 'Oction' them | |||
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"Dunno what it is with people fixated with breaking and entering my backside on here ![]() Put it away then. | |||
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