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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks

Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?

Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Thats great news red, fingers crossed for the repeat bloods.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday "

Lol nope but you wanna hope I muster the energy to shave my bits before then

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own "

Are you sure?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own

Are you sure? "

Well I would of taken one (or 2) for the team but just to be a good sport lol x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday

Lol nope but you wanna hope I muster the energy to shave my bits before then "

Fur burger is probably the only one I have to think about before eating lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Yay About time too. Thought you were going to pull out of Saturday

Lol nope but you wanna hope I muster the energy to shave my bits before then

Fur burger is probably the only one I have to think about before eating lol"

But you'd still eat it! Lol, shocking. Or not!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ah I'm glad your feeling better hunni, not sure i could of coped on my own

Are you sure?

Well I would of taken one (or 2) for the team but just to be a good sport lol x "

I'd return the favour if the shoe was on the other foot!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks

Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?

Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-

D"

Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

It's Daves house. He can do the taste challenge

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks

Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?

Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-

D

Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form "

Planning on bringing your A game Dave?? Xx

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Aw glad youre better x

Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic

Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks

Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?

Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-

D

Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form "

You still can Mister!! Don't want no Brewers droop going on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc


"Aw glad youre better x

Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic

Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air? "

Actually just seen Dave's pic its like a mirror image.

May go on a fabbing stampede in a bit

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aw glad youre better x

Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic

Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air? "

Lol no i never but I do now! Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I'm feeling human again. Been unwell for two weeks

Had antibiotics and phoned up for blood test results today, one of which was okay the other two have to be repeated in three weeks, not sure why?

Anyway I'm much better so just wanted to say thanks for your well wishes :-

D

Thank christ for that I was even going to abstain from Friday drinks to be on tip top form

You still can Mister!! Don't want no Brewers droop going on!"

No just a quick half dozen pints of delay spray or 'strongbow' as most people call it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)"

Are you trying to get us d*unk David?

Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)"

Shall I bring my new toys?! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X "

Ok and I'll bring the petrol???

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X "

I'l bring mine too. Got gator golf and twister

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X "

Just Pringles for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Are you trying to get us d*unk David?

Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush! "

Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Aw glad youre better x

Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic

Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air?

Actually just seen Dave's pic its like a mirror image.

May go on a fabbing stampede in a bit "

Oh it you insist, don't forget mine

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Aw glad youre better x

Pssst has anyone else noticed Ryan has morphed into Obi in his pro pic

Is this proof Ryan has moved on from his and daves Bromance and a new one is in the air? "

Suitably adjusted

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X

Just Pringles for me"

Is that for your party trick?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X

Ok and I'll bring the petrol???

"

Hahahha!!

Twister?? Ill bring the baby oil then x

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X

Just Pringles for me

Is that for your party trick?"

No just my belly to get my strength up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X

Just Pringles for me"

What was the d*unk character in viz.? Was it 8 ace ?

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Are you trying to get us d*unk David?

Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!

Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!"

I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Shall I bring my new toys?! X

Just Pringles for me

Is that for your party trick?

No just my belly to get my strength up"

New avatar idea there I reckon??

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Are you trying to get us d*unk David?

Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!

Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!

I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink! "

You don't? How did I not know this sooner? This has compromised our friendship!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Are you trying to get us d*unk David?

Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!

Oo don't worry the lush on the east

coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!

I'm not sure what you are trying to

suggest Dave, I don't even drink! "

Anything under 40%!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. "

I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. "

Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time. "

And I've cancelled rugby !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday "

Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Are you trying to get us d*unk David?

Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!

Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!

I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink!

You don't? How did I not know this sooner? This has compromised our friendship!!!"

I do really, I'm being sarky as Dave found my d*unken messages, shenanigans and then Saturdays hangover of great amusement. That coupled with the fact my postman has probably tested out my butt plug and its been a crazy few days haha x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Better make it worth your while then eh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pineapple and cheese hedgehog (tick) pampass grass (tick) vodka jelly ( tick ) cheap whiskey ( tick)

Are you trying to get us d*unk David?

Can you do vodka gummy bears? They're lush!

Oo don't worry the lush on the east coast is going to be gassed so the rest of us might as well be !!!

I'm not sure what you are trying to suggest Dave, I don't even drink!

You don't? How did I not know this sooner? This has compromised our friendship!!!

I do really, I'm being sarky as Dave found my d*unken messages, shenanigans and then Saturdays hangover of great amusement. That coupled with the fact my postman has probably tested out my butt plug and its been a crazy few days haha x"

Girl after my own heart!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you!"

If they carry on like this chick we might have to tell them to carry on with their sports and forget about us! Typical blokes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday

Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag "

Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

Did you really just say that?!? Sorry to inconvenience you!

If they carry on like this chick we might have to tell them to carry on with their sports and forget about us! Typical blokes "

Yes they're sailing close to the wind!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday

Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag

Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!! "

Only the 1st 10 weirdo

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse "

Be gentle Andrea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday

Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag

Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!! "

Is she cute?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse "

At least give me the common curtesey of a reach around!!!

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By *els_BellsWoman
over a year ago

with the moon n stars somewhere in gtr manc

Ooops just realised I've butted into a darn sarf love in/ meet arrangents

I'll get me coat.

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse "

I can. I have sweetie flavoured lube. Rhubarb and custard or cola bottle Dave?

Although to be fair Ryan there will be no shoving in case he decides to get revenge on me later x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I still think it would have been better on Sunday. I've had to cancel footie to get down there on time.

I couldn't get a sitter on Sunday

Daves sister could have done it. She is a rubbish shag

Well it would of been a tad awkward for the first 10 mins if she was coming!!!

Only the 1st 10 weirdo "

Lol new you'd get that

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ooops just realised I've butted into a darn sarf love in/ meet arrangents

I'll get me coat. "

Stay! More the merrier

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Ooops just realised I've butted into a darn sarf love in/ meet arrangents

I'll get me coat. "

Me too.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse

I can. I have sweetie flavoured lube. Rhubarb and custard or cola bottle Dave?

Although to be fair Ryan there will be no shoving in case he decides to get revenge on me later x"

Shove it in far enough he won't get a chance

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Ooops just realised I've butted into a darn sarf love in/ meet arrangents

I'll get me coat. "

Don't be daft, you can help choose the sweetie lube for my 'popping daves butt cherry' if you like x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Andrea, will you be bringing that butt plug? Dying to see you ram it up Daves arse

I can. I have sweetie flavoured lube. Rhubarb and custard or cola bottle Dave?

Although to be fair Ryan there will be no shoving in case he decides to get

revenge on me later x"

Be any flavour you want my taste buds are in my mouth!!!!??

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This has subconsciously turned into life love in!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent

Ok the lube flavours are as follows.

Bubble gum

Cola cube

Pear drop

Aniseed balls

Rhubarb and custard.

There's 2 of each so should be enough x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ok the lube flavours are as follows.

Bubble gum

Cola cube

Pear drop

Aniseed balls

Rhubarb and custard.

There's 2 of each so should be enough x "

Fucking hell I bet your postman loved you!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Ok the lube flavours are as follows.

Bubble gum

Cola cube

Pear drop

Aniseed balls

Rhubarb and custard.

There's 2 of each so should be enough x "

Love pear drops!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Play nice you two!!!

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Ok the lube flavours are as follows.

Bubble gum

Cola cube

Pear drop

Aniseed balls

Rhubarb and custard.

There's 2 of each so should be enough x

Fucking hell I bet your postman loved you!!"

Ha. These were from Anne summers a while back. Gotta pic up my 3 new toys tomorrow morning from the sorting office. X

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Play nice you two!!! "

Oh we will

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Play nice you two!!!

Oh we will "

I'll get reds twister set up!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Play nice you two!!!

Oh we will "

Quietly though until Match of the Day has finished. Then you can be as noisy as you like

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By *issHottieBottieWoman
over a year ago

Kent


"Play nice you two!!!

Oh we will

Quietly though until Match of the Day has finished. Then you can be as noisy as you like"

Just join in once you've finished being a footie bore Ryan! X

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Play nice you two!!!

Oh we will

Quietly though until Match of the Day has finished. Then you can be as noisy as you like

Just join in once you've finished being a footie bore Ryan! X"

Ok after Dave has fluffed you both I will come and pay attention

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave? "

Oh yes please. What a good idea

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?

Oh yes please. What a good idea "

I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?

Oh yes please. What a good idea

I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle "

Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?

Oh yes please. What a good idea

I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle

Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time"

And some of that square sausage you were raving about?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Nae problem. You want some tattie scones and clootie too?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Nae problem. You want some tattie scones and clootie too? "

Aye pile it in!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Nae problem. You want some tattie scones and clootie too? "

I'll have the tattie, Dave can have the clootie. I'm not keen on that.

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?

Oh yes please. What a good idea

I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle

Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time

And some of that square sausage you were raving about? "

I can get that from Iceland on the way down. That's where the scots get theirs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?

Oh yes please. What a good idea

I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle

Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time

And some of that square sausage you were raving about?

I can get that from Iceland on the way down. That's where the scots get theirs "

So you did know where I could buy it south of the border??? Tut

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston

Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is this a private party?

Or can anyone join in??

Have you missed me?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank."

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Ryan, do you want to borrow Bertha for Dave?

Oh yes please. What a good idea

I will send her down tomorrow. No need to be gentle

Don't forget to put black pudding in the box this time

And some of that square sausage you were raving about?

I can get that from Iceland on the way down. That's where the scots get theirs

So you did know where I could buy it south of the border??? Tut "

I'm not convinced its meat

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Is this a private party?

Or can anyone join in??

Have you missed me? "

Course you can Lucy. Although you are a bit late now. We are all spent - until Saturday.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a private party?

Or can anyone join in??

Have you missed me? "

I have! Where you been ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a private party?

Or can anyone join in??

Have you missed me?

I have! Where you been ? "

Would love to say I have been kidnapped by a gang of hunky hung men and used as their sex slave, but it wouldn't be true lol!!

Been busy bee and getting some work finished and fighting off burglars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish ! "

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is this a private party?

Or can anyone join in??

Have you missed me?

I have! Where you been ?

Would love to say I have been kidnapped by a gang of hunky hung men and used as their sex slave, but it wouldn't be true lol!!

Been busy bee and getting some work finished and fighting off burglars "

Omg hope your both ok ?

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan "

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day

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By *emmefataleWoman
over a year ago

dirtybigbadsgirlville


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day "

What do you do with all the toys?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?"

Sells them on that e bay site

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?"

Now theres an idea for Sassy's pic challenge!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?"

I keep them in a safe repository

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?

I keep them in a safe repository "

Whats a safe suppository!? (and you said that butt plug was for Dave! I know your sort!)

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?

I keep them in a safe repository "

A glass cabinet in your office?

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By *mumaWoman
over a year ago

Livingston


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?

I use them as a suppository "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?

I use them as a suppository "

I think I just dribbled with laughter at that one!

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush

Dunno what it is with people fixated with breaking and entering my backside on here

It's out of bounds I tell you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dunno what it is with people fixated with breaking and entering my backside on here

It's out of bounds I tell you"

There's that protesting too much thing goin on again botty-boi !

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By *Ryan-Man
over a year ago

In Your Bush


"Eegads NO Ryan. Stuff from Iceland is rank.

I know. Even I wouldn't eat that rubbish !

As opposed to Maccy's rubbish! You are an odd one Ryan

Can't beat 3 square meals (happy) a day What do you do with all the toys?

I keep them in a safe repository

A glass cabinet in your office?"

Lockable. Won't be long before they can be entered into Antiques Roadshow. Or David Dickinson may want to 'Oction' them

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound


"Dunno what it is with people fixated with breaking and entering my backside on here

It's out of bounds I tell you"

Put it away then.

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