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"Disappointment. Kind of think back in the day, David Beckham... And then he speaks. Except with sex. " How’s your ball control? | |||
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"I'm great at hanging up clothes when people chuck them on the floor. A" | |||
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"I'm great at hanging up clothes when people chuck them on the floor. A " Don't laugh. Don't fuckin do it...... Every time we drag some poor soul down to a room at the club....off comes Fox's dress and wham - straight on the fuckin floor. I don't spend £8.99 on those things from Shein for them to end up on a floor that could be covered in all manner of bodily fluids and discarded tissues...... A | |||
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"I like sword swallowing " Something something I've got a sword you can swallow etc etc. | |||
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"Enthusiasm " This is mine too so I've been told | |||
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"Enthusiasm This is mine too so I've been told " I've got a feeling yours is falling asleep. | |||
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"I like sword swallowing Something something I've got a sword you can swallow etc etc. " Anytime | |||
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"I’m very good at having my dick sucked 35% of the time." You're so smooth. That's what she said. | |||
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"I'm very good at sucking dick 35% of the time " I'd happily repay the favour for 65% of the time!! | |||
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"Putting my tongue a long, long way into a place where it shouldn’t be!" Stigma against ear holes | |||
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"I like sword swallowing " Where do you get the swords ? | |||
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"I like sword swallowing Something something I've got a sword you can swallow etc etc. Anytime " I'll hold you to that! | |||
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"Ok. Maybe my statement needed to be more specific…" | |||
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"Hmmmm... Recent highlights include: "Ok, I'm gonna need a vape break" "How the hell are you doing this?" "Are you like a fucking Duracell bunny or something?" "Jesus Christ. Oh. My. God. Why did no one tell me this is what I was missing?" "Never ever take your dick out of my pussy. Ever." So I guess I'm good at being, ok'ish at the sex." I need a cigarette just reading that. And I don’t even smoke! | |||
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"Hmmmm... Recent highlights include: "Ok, I'm gonna need a vape break" "How the hell are you doing this?" "Are you like a fucking Duracell bunny or something?" "Jesus Christ. Oh. My. God. Why did no one tell me this is what I was missing?" "Never ever take your dick out of my pussy. Ever." So I guess I'm good at being, ok'ish at the sex. I need a cigarette just reading that. And I don’t even smoke! " Yeah... I mean. I was cocky beforehand. Soon. I can't even begin to comprehend. Might need a new adjective. | |||
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"Making a fellas eyes water. And that’s just by taking off my clothes " , have you grabbed him by the bollocks | |||
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"No super skills just average at most things." Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess | |||
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"Making a fellas eyes water. And that’s just by taking off my clothes , have you grabbed him by the bollocks" I have done. But he liked it so that one doesn’t count | |||
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"No super skills just average at most things. Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess " Right! At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone | |||
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"No super skills just average at most things. Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess Right! At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone " So one orgasm each and snacks the rest of the time? | |||
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"That special thing with my tongue that makes guys cum " Wow!! | |||
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"No super skills just average at most things. Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess Right! At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone So one orgasm each and snacks the rest of the time? " Average sex , an orgasm, then you’re going to feed me snacks afterwards?! I’m turned on already | |||
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"No super skills just average at most things. Snap! If we're average together, we can make one whole sex God/Goddess Right! At least we wouldn’t have ridiculously high expectations. We can rock each others world with our averageness alone So one orgasm each and snacks the rest of the time? Average sex , an orgasm, then you’re going to feed me snacks afterwards?! I’m turned on already " I'm glad and my snack game is the only thing that isn't average | |||
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"I'm good at making them never want to see me again. It's a skill. " This I find hard to believe - though it may explain your many reincarnations on Fab (which I had put down to you trying to hide from the myriad of men whose hearts you had broken!) | |||
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"I'm good at making them never want to see me again. It's a skill. This I find hard to believe - though it may explain your many reincarnations on Fab (which I had put down to you trying to hide from the myriad of men whose hearts you had broken!) " No it's very true actually, never met anyone more than once. And I leave because people annoy me, I'm impulsive. I'm working on it. | |||
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"I leave because people annoy me, I'm impulsive. I'm working on it. " I leave because I realise that I'm an addict. But then I come back (however, not left this time as I discovered the Lounge, and that is probably my intravenous hit!) | |||
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"Disappointment. Kind of think back in the day, David Beckham... And then he speaks. Except with sex. " Hahaha | |||
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"Making a fellas eyes water. And that’s just by taking off my clothes , have you grabbed him by the bollocks I have done. But he liked it so that one doesn’t count " What about pulling and twisting nipples? I've heard that can result in tears. Asking for a friend | |||
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"Operating the Fab account, I can bring her all the pleasure she seeks that way I jokes, I'm a super hero, Foreplay Man. " Do you wear your underpants on the outside? | |||
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"I make everyone else look good. " Behave - you look lovely. | |||
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"Tying them to the bed and watching them gnaw off their own arm to escape." Bondage. Kinky! | |||
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"Getting them pregnant. " Is that a skill or a burden? | |||
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"Calling them a cab after." As insults go I’ve been called worse……. | |||
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