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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

All those posts you write and then delete because you just know they are not worth the argument or the ban, Put them here.

No context.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

AAAAAAARRRRRRRGGGGGGGHHHHHHH!!!!!!!!!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oh, fuck off you sanctimonious twat.

(Not you Tink. You’re lovely.)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

(And not you either Felix.)

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Dick

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This feels like a trap.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

You cannot be serious!

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

The pity party is really not a good look.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Twats and their poxy preferences.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Respectfully sir, you are an utter arsehole.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"(And not you either Felix.)"

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By *tephTV67TV/TS
over a year ago

Cheshire

The reason my block list is so fucking big. You’d think a site like this would bring a more diverse and interesting mindset, free thinkers, society challengers, nope same shit people you get everywhere else.

Thanks Op, feel better now

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m not prone to violence. Please don’t push me though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Tonight is not the night for that shit you fuckheaded cunt.

*safeplace yeh?

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

"This feels like a trap."

I typed and deleted what I was going to say as well

So I'll stick with... Oh Horlicks

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

"Tonight is not the night for that shit you fuckheaded cunt.

*safeplace yeh? "

Sorry I should of put that in the OP, yes it's a safe place

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Busy compiling names of those who have blocked me for my clearly sarcastic (and also brilliant) comments

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This feels like a trap.

I typed and deleted what I was going to say as well

So I'll stick with... Oh Horlicks"

Mine wasn’t aimed at anyone but I guarantee it would lead to a time out.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Oh, one that probably *would* earn me a ban:

“I fancy you so much it almost physically hurts and your bloody age filter stops at ONE YEAR younger than me. Fuck me, I fucking hate when that happens. And I’m too honest to cheat and change my Fab age. Aaaargghhhh.”

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

To the person who started *those* threads today, you are an absolute ******* ****

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By *ilsaGeorgeCouple
over a year ago

kent

Tempting, but I think not. No such thing as a safe place on the forums, especially when we are blocked by profiles we don’t even recognise.

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

Just try being nice for once, you never know, you might like it.

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

I won't do that because I am a good boy.

Hey mods!!!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Oh, one that probably *would* earn me a ban:

Feel your pain I had that one. And she kept checking out my profile too. I am going with she did it to torment me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fuck off

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Hi, Faf?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fuck off"

This for multiple people! Not the op!!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"To the person who started *those* threads today, you are an absolute ******* ****

*Gasps. Mrs J! Um. You said ******* ****!!

I like it!!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Some people ought to be supervised whilst using the internet.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Feel your pain I had that one. And she kept checking out my profile too. I am going with she did it to torment me."

Nah, your ego deserves a better boost than that. She did it because she couldn’t resist the occasional wank over your photos. Think positive.

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By *ittle Miss Tinkerbell OP Woman
over a year ago

your head

"Some people ought to be supervised whilst using the internet."

Love this!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why can't the rainbow just be that pretty/cool thing in the sky when it's sunny and rainy?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oh not tonight ffs ..

I could let loose but I'll refrain

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My rant isn't about here but I've typed and deleted several messages to someone this afternoon and decided its not worth it, it won't make me feel better and he's too much of a self absorbed twat to even care.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s song lyrics that contain the word [redacted] so I won’t

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It’s song lyrics that contain the word [redacted] so I won’t"

I wanted to sing gold digger for fab karaoke but the juice wasn’t worth the squeeze

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Other things will still get me a ban out of context because the boomers are absolute snowflakes on here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Prince Andrew

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Stop being such a negative soul sucking leech on laughs, it's not attractive

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It was not an apology it was you showing off.

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By *ear in the chairMan
over a year ago

yeah there

Whining again because you are blocked and this is your way around such things

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're being a dick, and you're a dick for continuing a cockfight

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/07/23 21:12:30]

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

"It's not that common, it doesn't happen to every guy and it is a big deal!"

I knew it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I just want to add.....

I totally agree with you, I couldn't have said it better myself.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your Mum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drama on ends

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Go fuck yourself

Now, do I mean it or is that what I wanted to say elsewhere!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly"

F’ckin el Joe!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Has anyone got a Crystal ball??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly"

You could just block me you know.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly"

I'm a little turned on by the passion behind that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly

F’ckin el Joe!!

That sad thing is I haven't even thought of saying it to just one person

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

*rolls eyes at the ‘look at me’ thread thinly disguised as a ‘I seriously want your opinions on something thread

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

[Removed by poster at 03/07/23 17:54:45]

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Not always but sometimes when I am on a thread , I wonder if FAB was giving out groupons for lobotomies and I missed the offer.

But that does take a special kind of person on a special kind of thread.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"To the person who started *those* threads today, you are an absolute ******* ****

Spill the tea, what did I miss?

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly

You could just block me you know. "

Despite what you may think, you're alright and I have no reason to block you... yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly

I'm a little turned on by the passion behind that

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By *ust a little bit moreWoman
over a year ago

kendal

"My rant isn't about here but I've typed and deleted several messages to someone this afternoon and decided its not worth it, it won't make me feel better and he's too much of a self absorbed twat to even care.

Oh god, I've done that today too, only I pressed send,

when really what I should if done was fucked and got veri's from everyone he is insecure about on fab..... Just to be a petty Betty!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I hope you die in a fire so the average IQ of the planet can be raised slightly

F’ckin el Joe!!

That sad thing is I haven't even thought of saying it to just one person

I’m adopting your thoughts right now.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"*rolls eyes at the ‘look at me’ thread thinly disguised as a ‘I seriously want your opinions on something thread

It’s the sheer number of them that bemuses me.

Easily ignored but fuck… bore off!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Every post is a look at me post ffs. Just like ‘look at me photos.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Narrator/ *slaps face. Get up Woody!! You’ve got this.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I was up myself I would have thought it was about me instead of suffering the embarrassment.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If your mother sucked dick, your spetatozoa would have banged its head on her tonsils and I wouldn't have to listen to yout bullshit.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Stop posting tedious ‘Eeyore’ posts

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Fuck you all.

That wasn't directed at one person

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By *elaninMaverickWoman
over a year ago

near Putney Heath

"All those posts you write and then delete because you just know they are not worth the argument or the ban, Put them here.

No context. "

Lol! there goes my neurodivergent brain again..clueless...I don't write and then delete stuff...it's rare....maybe a rant to my mother. Lol!

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Fuck you all.

That wasn't directed at one person

All? Everyone??

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"Fuck you all.

That wasn't directed at one person

All? Everyone??

No serious answer though there are some absolute bellends on here who thinks the sun shines out of their asshole but you know what, maybe it does, I haven't seen them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Go outside and touch the grass.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shh. Shh.

Let people have things.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone's got their knickers in a twist

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I will not post on the ‘married men’ thread.

…

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"Someone's got into my knickers "

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Last time I did. Got a ban

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By *acey_RedWoman
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Other things will still get me a ban out of context because the boomers are absolute snowflakes on here. "

Dropping steaming truth bombs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not a dick about it

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

A vagina isn't an automatic entitlement to be rude and entitled

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not a dick about it"

That really made me laugh!

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By *lipzer KnicksaffWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"It terrifies me to think that you can procreate."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This feels like a trap."

Even Admiral Ackbar would be able to spot it

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The forums are alot like wanking, it's all good till you get caught

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Just because you're right doesn't mean you're not a dick about it

That really made me laugh!"

Finally achieved something today

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