FabSwingers.com forum: Name the worst place to get horny.

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Go!

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

A funeral

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An old folks home

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Årt gallery.

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By *neakypeaky30Man
over a year ago

Midlands

Hospital

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By *xxKentcouplexxxCouple
over a year ago

Kent

A W. I. Meeting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your place.

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By *ussle SproutMan
over a year ago

the middle

Even I can’t post what I was going to

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

On a plane

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About to go on stage to perform a play. …

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

In Church at a funeral/wedding/christening.

Although it is the best place/setting for a game of Bastard.

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Home bargains in the snow shovel isle.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Nude beach

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

On the Olympic high dive board in my Speedo’s on live terrestrial television.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Erdington in Birmingham

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Luton.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

"Erdington in Birmingham "

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"On the Olympic high dive board in my Speedo’s on live terrestrial television.

I'm still gutted by my 2012 disqualification. I thought it was overly harsh; it was only a semi.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Very true but fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 02/07/23 15:46:42]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Erdington in Birmingham "

Jilabi’s

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

During a drug search at an airport

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

A murder scene

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By *ee04Man
over a year ago

Essex

Theme park ride queue, this ha happened a woman zig zagging in front of me could clearly see her pierced nipples through her top

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Erdington in Birmingham

Jilabi’s

4 star hygiene rating these days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Fab forums.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dartford

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"On the Olympic high dive board in my Speedo’s on live terrestrial television.

I'm still gutted by my 2012 disqualification. I thought it was overly harsh; it was only a semi."
Splish Splash Haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Fab forums. "

Aren't they like the anti-horn?

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

A mental asylum in a straight jacket

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Fab forums.

Aren't they like the anti-horn?"

I must log in at the right time.

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"In Church at a funeral/wedding/christening.

Although it is the best place/setting for a game of Bastard."
I was going to say a wedding, Sspecially during their vows. Lol

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

"Dartford"

Is Dartford that bad?

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By *riztangMan
over a year ago

dungannon all over uk

At your sister inlaws house

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

in the dentist chair when shes working on ya teeth .. lol

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

"Dartford

Is Dartford that bad? "

Visit while you're horny and see. You'll soon be back in your hotel room cry-wanking into a tissue knowing that's the best it's gonna get

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Visiting the proctologist

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Nude beach "

Definitely this, thank F for beach tents

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

... can I say that? No I can't say that.

The place that's worst to get horny is (Swing censors herself)

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"... can I say that? No I can't say that.

The place that's worst to get horny is (Swing censors herself)"

I feel your pain. Every answer I come up with is unpostable.

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

"Dartford

Is Dartford that bad?

Visit while you're horny and see. You'll soon be back in your hotel room cry-wanking into a tissue knowing that's the best it's gonna get

Cherry x

Makes a note never to visit Dartford

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Hold on, got one!

At the urinals.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"On the Olympic high dive board in my Speedo’s on live terrestrial television.

I'm still gutted by my 2012 disqualification. I thought it was overly harsh; it was only a semi."

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

In the operating theatre

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... can I say that? No I can't say that.

The place that's worst to get horny is (Swing censors herself)"

I did the same, they ain't ready for my answer

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

"In the operating theatre"
Doctors & Nurses! You might get sucked off whilst sedated, It sounds like a porno. Hahahaha

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Inside your mother

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Luton. "

Oh that is mean - but I was going to say Slough!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Inside your mother "

Or maybe dad thinking about it

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By *irtyKittenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"... can I say that? No I can't say that.

The place that's worst to get horny is (Swing censors herself)

I did the same, they ain't ready for my answer

I saw what you answered, I can see why it can be misunderstood

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

A police interview

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By *lasphemousGirlWoman
over a year ago

Cambs

Church

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By *rigbyMan
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

Probably a funeral!

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By *ortyairCouple
over a year ago

Wallasey

A morgue... wrong type of'stiffies' apparently, Mrs xxx

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By *rigbyMan
over a year ago

Skelmersdale

"On a plane

I ain't getting on no plane,fooo!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

In a dentist

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By *razzyhorseMan
over a year ago

cambridge

A work presentation

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Doctors when the female doctor is asking you to cough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When your gran is giving you a thigh massage

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By *isfits behaving badlyCouple
over a year ago

Coventry

When running a one to one therapy session.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During your circumcision

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

When getting sentenced

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

During a Brazilian wax

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

On the operating table or more precise when there prepping you for the op

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By *ackDorianMan
over a year ago

ashford

Choosing your new kid at the orphanage …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably at work!

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By *avid from farnboroughMan
over a year ago

Farnborough and Chepstow

Always get horny at funerals ...my cousin's dressed in black with black nylons ..love it

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

During your vasectomy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"During a Brazilian wax"

The voice of experience, there.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

When you are 15 and getting bollocked by your physics teacher whom you have a huge crush on. In front of the class.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"During a Brazilian wax

The voice of experience, there."

Shhhh

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... can I say that? No I can't say that.

The place that's worst to get horny is (Swing censors herself)

I did the same, they ain't ready for my answer

We all thought the same. We can't say it, but we thought it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Was she cute and professional ?

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By *idnight RamblerMan
over a year ago

Pershore

In the prostate examination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

During a rugby match

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

During a police drug strip search

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Milking a cow.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In the toilets probably

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

When you walk in on your mum and dad.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the toilets probably "

Pissing with a semi is a nightmare

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

When you pick your kid up from school

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

At work, when your job is as a teacher

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Wrestling match.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the toilets probably

Pissing with a semi is a nightmare

With a hard is the funniest thing I do. Literally hilarious

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Swim teacher doing 40+ aqua aerobics and your mum is in the crowd

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In the toilets probably

Pissing with a semi is a nightmare

With a hard is the funniest thing I do. Literally hilarious

The piss goes everywhere but the bowl.

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By *amhorniestMan
over a year ago

Surrey

"Luton. "

Ha ha

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

When I was on Jim’ll Fix It

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