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"When the dog dies!!!" This and anything involving kids. I can’t watch it. | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. That never happens in Debbie does Dallas " | |||
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"When the dog dies!!! This and anything involving kids. I can’t watch it. " Same (now that have a little one). Prior, no problem, but now… nup. | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots." Oh my god yes! Or they just stand there screaming watching their friend getting murdered....run you idiot!! | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots. Oh my god yes! Or they just stand there screaming watching their friend getting murdered....run you idiot!!" The killer doesn’t even run. Just a light jog and they’d be fine. | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. That never happens in Debbie does Dallas " I don't think Debbie was trying to save the world from impending doom. | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots." They’re always guaranteed to fall while running away as well. | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots. Oh my god yes! Or they just stand there screaming watching their friend getting murdered....run you idiot!! The killer doesn’t even run. Just a light jog and they’d be fine." Michael Myers, how can you not out run that dude! | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots. They’re always guaranteed to fall while running away as well. " And why do they always run to the woods or a secluded area. Run to the pub and get Big Barry to sort them out. | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. That never happens in Debbie does Dallas I don't think Debbie was trying to save the world from impending doom. " Clearly You have never been to Dallas! | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots." The best ones are when there is a real dark place they hear a noise and go check it out, why why not just go fuck that I’m out of here | |||
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"Also not showing sex scenes after slowly building up to it. No one wants to see the clock or the ceiling or the sunrise." That never happens in a Debbie film | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots. The best ones are when there is a real dark place they hear a noise and go check it out, why why not just go fuck that I’m out of here " If I heard so much as a fart and I’d be gone. | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. That never happens in Debbie does Dallas I don't think Debbie was trying to save the world from impending doom. " Is Impending Doom the bloke with the 12” cock? | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. That never happens in Debbie does Dallas I don't think Debbie was trying to save the world from impending doom. Clearly You have never been to Dallas!" How cares about Dallas they shot J. R. Ewing. | |||
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"Films with crap endings. I sat through 2 hours for this! Dammit. Most recent one that I saw like that was a scandi noir type of thing, I think it was called The Snowman, possibly. Great tension all the way through, then a complete let down at the end!" Yessss, good point and the same with No Country For Old Men...  | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. That never happens in Debbie does Dallas I don't think Debbie was trying to save the world from impending doom. Clearly You have never been to Dallas! How cares about Dallas they shot J. R. Ewing. " And JFK but interesting you remember the soap opera! | |||
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"Films with crap endings. I sat through 2 hours for this! Dammit. Most recent one that I saw like that was a scandi noir type of thing, I think it was called The Snowman, possibly. Great tension all the way through, then a complete let down at the end! Yessss, good point and the same with No Country For Old Men... "Ahhh but but but… No Country For Old Men was adapted from the Cormac McCarthy novel and the filmmakers were reaching for the real point of the story… I thought they were brave for even trying to go there (because in a movie it was obviously going to disappoint). | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. That never happens in Debbie does Dallas I don't think Debbie was trying to save the world from impending doom. Clearly You have never been to Dallas! How cares about Dallas they shot J. R. Ewing. And JFK but interesting you remember the soap opera!" Hahaha…  | |||
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"Films with crap endings. I sat through 2 hours for this! Dammit. Most recent one that I saw like that was a scandi noir type of thing, I think it was called The Snowman, possibly. Great tension all the way through, then a complete let down at the end! Yessss, good point and the same with No Country For Old Men...
Ahhh but but but… No Country For Old Men was adapted from the Cormac McCarthy novel and the filmmakers were reaching for the real point of the story… I thought they were brave for even trying to go there (because in a movie it was obviously going to disappoint). "A VERY slow ending and the death of a main character off camera?! Just shows some books shouldn't be adapted for the screen to me... Or the wrong director. Dune was supposed to be unfilmable, but Denis is doing a strirling job. | |||
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"Films with crap endings. I sat through 2 hours for this! Dammit. Most recent one that I saw like that was a scandi noir type of thing, I think it was called The Snowman, possibly. Great tension all the way through, then a complete let down at the end! Yessss, good point and the same with No Country For Old Men...
Ahhh but but but… No Country For Old Men was adapted from the Cormac McCarthy novel and the filmmakers were reaching for the real point of the story… I thought they were brave for even trying to go there (because in a movie it was obviously going to disappoint).
A VERY slow ending and the death of a main character off camera?! Just shows some books shouldn't be adapted for the screen to me... Or the wrong director. Dune was supposed to be unfilmable, but Denis is doing a strirling job. "‘Unfilmable’ used to refer to the scale of production, which these days is simply not applicable. Narrative subtext is always much harder and film is a simplified medium compared to literature, so complexity is much harder to convey. I’ve no doubt some people hated the end of the No Country novel as well, but those people probably arent familiar with the author. Dune on the other hand is completely brilliant!!  have you seen the trailer for part 2? I can’t wait! | |||
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"Also not showing sex scenes after slowly building up to it. No one wants to see the clock or the ceiling or the sunrise." There's loads of films with sex scenes - should we send some links?! | |||
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"When they run upstairs in horror films. Fucking idiots. Oh my god yes! Or they just stand there screaming watching their friend getting murdered....run you idiot!!" Or go round a dark house (knowing that something's amiss) saying, "Hello? Is anyone there?" FUCK'S SAKE !! | |||
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"Endless supply of ammunition no magazine changes....and no stoppages oh and when they fire on automatic the barrel stays straight and doesn't raise up ." Add to that closing shotguns barrells up to stock so the cartridges (don't in the movies) fall out,firing handguns one handed and hitting a target the size of a 10p,cocking a weapon that's already cocked just for the cool "clickerlickkk". | |||
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"Sex scenes in movies, inevitably with a stunner, why hasn't she got cum all over her face, hair, tits and bedsheets soaked in squirt? Not realistic." Less than a minute long. Shoves the willy in immediately. NEVER WEAR CONDOMS. The people of fab call bullshit! | |||
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"Sex scenes in movies, inevitably with a stunner, why hasn't she got cum all over her face, hair, tits and bedsheets soaked in squirt? Not realistic. Less than a minute long. Shoves the willy in immediately. NEVER WEAR CONDOMS. The people of fab call bullshit!" Totally, in Next with Nic Cage and Jessica Beil, he has 30 seconds of smooth dialogue but doesn't spend 20 minutes with his tongue wrapped around her clit and a finger in the bum lubed with spit? Absolute BS of the highest order. | |||
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"When they are meant to be saved in the world in a limited time, but stop for a sex scene halfway through. " Can't be that urgent then, can it | |||
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"Sex scenes in movies, inevitably with a stunner, why hasn't she got cum all over her face, hair, tits and bedsheets soaked in squirt? Not realistic. Less than a minute long. Shoves the willy in immediately. NEVER WEAR CONDOMS. The people of fab call bullshit!" Manages to get clothes off without getting stuck in anything, needing to sit down, balance awkwardly on one foot etc. all whilst in the midst of a passionate kiss. | |||
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"In horror films when they get chased and grab a weapon and manage to knock the bad guy down but then proceed to run away rather than beat to death with weapon while they are on floor " Absolutely this....imbeciles | |||
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"Endless supply of ammunition no magazine changes....and no stoppages oh and when they fire on automatic the barrel stays straight and doesn't raise up ." This ^^^^^^ I rewatched breaking bad recently and I’ll admit it’s not the worst for it but whenever a “shootout” happened it seemed like nobody could aim and everyone had infinite ammo. Watch El Camino and the shootout scene with a Jessie and the welding dude (I can’t remember his name) Jessie fires something like twenty shots while stood still, he takes no bullets himself even though he’s in a shootout with someone else who had the jump on him | |||
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If you can’t cover it up with an immense amount of millions on top actors, top end CGI, explosions or great soundtrack. Your fucked. | |||
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"When the dog dies!!!" This!! Couldn’t care less about people dying, but the dog, why does the dog have to die?! 
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"The sounds they add to anything a computer does. If I had a computer that made as much noise as ones in the movies I'd throw it out the bloody window! " Yep...even my ol' trusty ZX Spectrum 48K back in the day didn't make that much noise !!
Plus (more so in older films) when they're watching camera footage through a computer monitor, and the angles keep changing because they've reused footage from the original scene.
How the hell did the camera get all those angles and instant close-ups? Did it fly? | |||
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"Sex scenes in movies, inevitably with a stunner, why hasn't she got cum all over her face, hair, tits and bedsheets soaked in squirt? Not realistic. Less than a minute long. Shoves the willy in immediately. NEVER WEAR CONDOMS. The people of fab call bullshit!" Tbh surprised the conservative / republicans havnt tried cancelling it yet for pushing the devil type of sex | |||
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"Sex scenes in movies, inevitably with a stunner, why hasn't she got cum all over her face, hair, tits and bedsheets soaked in squirt? Not realistic. Less than a minute long. Shoves the willy in immediately. NEVER WEAR CONDOMS. The people of fab call bullshit! Tbh surprised the conservative / republicans havnt tried cancelling it yet for pushing the devil type of sex "Oh they hate Hollywood for so many other reasons I think they’ve not even noticed this stuff  | |||
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"I can’t understand how animated characters sound just like famous actors. "I think they train them to emulate the actors. That's my take on it, anyway  | |||
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"I can’t understand how animated characters sound just like famous actors.
I think they train them to emulate the actors.
That's my take on it, anyway "  I agree | |||
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"Really hate it when in war films the German soldiers talk to each other in English with a German accent...What is that about? Marvel films end credits with several trailers at the very end, getting abit boring that. " I got bored with the Marvel films a while ago | |||
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"Where they’ve supposedly had mind blowing sex, but get out of bed still half dressed. And also, when they spend ages at a dinner table or bar, but never actually eat or drink anything, then leave with it still there. " Yep...and when they've just had sex, but the lady sits up and covers her boobs with the bedsheets. Why the hell would she do that, when the guy's just seen everything? They could at least make it more realistic and just film from the shoulders up, if they want to " protect the audience" but maintain some authenticity | |||
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"Sex. If I’m not watching porn then it’s just superfluous to me and generally cringey. " Definitely...I want to see fucking, sucking and facials. Simulated movie sex bores me... | |||
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"I'm witn the infinite ammunition here and how the -'bad guys 'never seem to be able to hit a barn door If they were stood next to it ..where as the hero is a crack shot all the time " Especially when said hero is stood in plain sight, surgically picking off the villains with ease, whilst all their bullets are hitting the ground or the walls around him.... | |||
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"People who are being attacked manage to subdue an attacker, then do not take the weapons from them. Another one is when the “baddie” has been knocked down so the “goodie” runs over to check on someone, meanwhile the “baddie” stands back up. Like how realistic is that. Someone is trying to take your life and you think “oh yeah that looks good enough we’ll have a chat now” -_-" Definitely both of those...the characters are written to be so stupid and unrealistic | |||
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"People who are being attacked manage to subdue an attacker, then do not take the weapons from them. Another one is when the “baddie” has been knocked down so the “goodie” runs over to check on someone, meanwhile the “baddie” stands back up. Like how realistic is that. Someone is trying to take your life and you think “oh yeah that looks good enough we’ll have a chat now” -_- Definitely both of those...the characters are written to be so stupid and unrealistic "The show called The Following was good for this. If people looked like they were in a situation where they were going to die it nearly always meant they would. Sometimes it really comes down to lazy writing. | |||
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"People who are being attacked manage to subdue an attacker, then do not take the weapons from them. Another one is when the “baddie” has been knocked down so the “goodie” runs over to check on someone, meanwhile the “baddie” stands back up. Like how realistic is that. Someone is trying to take your life and you think “oh yeah that looks good enough we’ll have a chat now” -_- Definitely both of those...the characters are written to be so stupid and unrealistic
The show called The Following was good for this. If people looked like they were in a situation where they were going to die it nearly always meant they would. Sometimes it really comes down to lazy writing. "I remember that show...and it's true | |||
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"Too many things to list. I'm particularly wired to notice errors, inaccuracies and inconsistencies. Especially in any movie that have a relation to any of my focused intrests (current or former). Which is why Mrs Misfit doesn't like to watch movies with me
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"Too many things to list. I'm particularly wired to notice errors, inaccuracies and inconsistencies. Especially in any movie that have a relation to any of my focused intrests (current or former). Which is why Mrs Misfit doesn't like to watch movies with me
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You should watch with Mr KC "Errors that are so simple and basic they shouldn't occur because even the "Saturday/Work experience" kid could get it right in about 2 minutes on Google.I know it's not a movie,but there was a B+Q add with a staff member drilling a hole where the drill was going anti clockwise. | |||
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"Endless credits at the beginning. There is literally no need, it’s ego massaging at best. We don’t need to be told who is in it, we’re about to find out by watching the damn film. And as for who the second deputy catering assistant was, who gives a shit?! Every single person associated with the film is listed in the end credits. Stop splashing it across the actual film for the first ten minutes." Totally disagree. For example love the BOND opening credits over the song. I miss long titles at the start that are creative. | |||
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 but waste time talking & no1 barely touches the food lol. Then I look down at my plate to a depressing dinner | |||
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"Predictably. I hate when I can guess what will happen next or how the movie will end. Hate how big blockbusters follow a set pattern and structure " Welcome to the three act structure. With very few exceptions all films and TV follow a predictable formula with deliberate sign posting to make them predictable, 'chekhov's gun' for example. Characters also are written to established archetypes, 'the heroes journey' being a combination of character and narrative archetype. | |||
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"When they don't just kill Bond with the gun they are holding on him. "No Mr Bond I expect you to die" So just shoot him. Idiot." Hahahaaaaaaa, yesssss!!! This 100% Same with the one where Roger the dodger and his latest Conquest (Live and let die) we're tied up and suspended o er the crocodile pit, with a single strand of skipping rope and lowered into the water. Seriously? If that was me playing the baddie, I'd have smeered james Bonds gonads with Pedigree Chum and hoofed in straight in there and "ere, take yer missus as well'!! Yeah..... Get outta that one, Meeeeester Bond! | |||
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"When you've watched a film on television and are just waiting to see the names of some of the supporting actors in the end credits.... and the moment they start to come on the screen is overwritten with some reality TV crap and talked over by a brain dead continuity announcer....like coming later Alan Carr talks in an even more annoying voice about his new ludicrous game show... "Yes...this really boils my piss | |||
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"When a good guy gets shot they dont normally die or they are able to say their last words but when a bad guy gets shot they die straight away." Yep...always a side splitter | |||
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"When two people are in a car and the driver spends a good minute staring at the passenger and talking to them. Keep your eyes on the damn road!" And they never veer off the road or crash | |||
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