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Boys, a serious one for you the sequel...

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Lads. I've got your back don't worry not all threads can be about how great boobs are. We need to get serious and talk.

So here it is, my second in the installment. The Chamber of Secrets if you....stop being dirty.

The question is - how off track does YOUR urine go from it's standard route of course after an intense round of the old how's your father?!

#boytalk

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I usually end up squirting myself in the êyê. It's really annoying.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not a clue, I sit down to pee.

Saves the seat up or down argument, and saves my energy for the next round.

It's 2023 fgs.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I have up peeing standing up ages ago. It suits my aesthetic to pee sitting down, so off-course doesn't bother me any more.

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By *antra MassageMan
over a year ago

South Side.

It sprays a fine mist.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do a sit down wee when i get the post coital pissers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sit down. Saves mopping up.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The only issue with sitting down. Is morning wood. Bending that straight steel cock not to shoot piss across the bathroom is a real challenge!!!!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Never change Brucey, I’m being serious.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Just think of those garden hose attachments. It's a bit of a Russian roulette.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Worse case it takes a hard 90 degree turn. but usually it's a split stream

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Never change Brucey, I’m being serious.

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DC I don't usually cry but...

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"Never change Brucey, I’m being serious.

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DC I don't usually cry but..."

But…?

It’s a safe space, let it all out.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"It’s a safe space, let it all out. "

Careful, we’ve no idea which direction it’s gonna go in.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I ask a question? How do you guys manage to get it under the toilet seat if you dont lift it, bizarre.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All over the fucking place!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever


"It’s a safe space, let it all out.

Careful, we’ve no idea which direction it’s gonna go in."

I’m here for it, actually.

All of it.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I've mastered a technique over the years of squeezing my bellend in a certain way to create a semi-reliable stream pattern. There's still a reasonable margin of error, but it's a good rule of thumb.

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By *ingle ex cuckMan
over a year ago

chester

Imagine water spraying from a watering can , well that's what it's like to pee out of a chastity lock.

Hence most cuckolds sit down to piss .

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"Can I ask a question? How do you guys manage to get it under the toilet seat if you dont lift it, bizarre."

A never ending source of wonder.

I don't think that toilets were designed with men in mind. Until men sit down to pee, it's gonna be a thing

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Doesn’t really matter when one uses the bath.

I mean, I didn’t. Don’t.

What?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's best to have a sit down wee at that point.

Far safer

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By *eard and TattsCouple
over a year ago

Cwmbran


"Lads. I've got your back don't worry not all threads can be about how great boobs are. We need to get serious and talk.

So here it is, my second in the installment. The Chamber of Secrets if you....stop being dirty.

The question is - how off track does YOUR urine go from it's standard route of course after an intense round of the old how's your father?!

#boytalk"

I legit piss in the sink where I can. It's luxury in a can.... No pun

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.


"Not a clue, I sit down to pee.

Saves the seat up or down argument, and saves my energy for the next round.

It's 2023 fgs. "

Snap lol

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Lads. I've got your back don't worry not all threads can be about how great boobs are. We need to get serious and talk.

So here it is, my second in the installment. The Chamber of Secrets if you....stop being dirty.

The question is - how off track does YOUR urine go from it's standard route of course after an intense round of the old how's your father?!

#boytalk

I legit piss in the sink where I can. It's luxury in a can.... No pun "

Jesus Christ. I love my threads.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Sit, play on phone and job done….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know when you go on holiday and they’ve got that little bidet next to the toilet… yeah, that’s how far.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Ever seen the movie 'Backdraft' ?

That scene where the loose firehose is just flopping around, spraying water all over the place, Kurt Russell is lying there bleeding to death after falling through the roof and Billy Baldwin dives heroically to grab it and point it in the right direction.....?

Yeah. He lives in a cupboard in our bathroom ready for my post sexy time wee.

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