FabSwingers.com forum: I have a crush on someone in the forums

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Who is it? And why is it you?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

It probably isn't me

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

We just don't know who it could be. Not me.

Is it Wonko?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It probably isn't me"

It can be

but you wouldn’t want this in your life trust me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We just don't know who it could be. Not me.

Is it Wonko?"
it’s you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Me, because I'll save you from a deadly squirrel attack

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"We just don't know who it could be. Not me.

Is it Wonko? it’s you. "

*Looks behind her*

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

No idea, but I bet they are a bit of a wank bag on the inside.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'd worry for you if it was me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

I'm flattered but you're not my type

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Every woman over 45?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who is it? And why is it you? "

It’s so not me. Trust me!! It’s not me!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, because I'll save you from a deadly squirrel attack

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that is a legitimate reason to fancy someone.

And I’ll save you from spiders by the way

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"We just don't know who it could be. Not me.

Is it Wonko? it’s you.

*Looks behind her*

. It’s always been you.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"No idea, but I bet they are a bit of a wank bag on the inside. "

I like women that are terrible human beings.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Me, because I'll save you from a deadly squirrel attack

that is a legitimate reason to fancy someone.

And I’ll save you from spiders by the way

Made for each other

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'd worry for you if it was me"

It is me. Why do I fancy you do you think?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Me, because I'll save you from a deadly squirrel attack

that is a legitimate reason to fancy someone.

And I’ll save you from spiders by the way

Made for each other

If only it wasn’t unrequited love!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm flattered but you're not my type"

But why do I like you?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

“Well, I don’t wish to brag. But I’m kind of a big deal around here”

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Every woman over 45?"

Most of the women I’m attracted to and that are attracted to me are under that age!!

Have that, mummy issues!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I always assumed it was me.

Its the big hands and the bloke shoulders that gets you going... Admit it!

You poor lovesick fool.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Who is it? And why is it you?

It’s so not me. Trust me!! It’s not me!!!

I need some good wood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"“Well, I don’t wish to brag. But I’m kind of a big deal around here”

I’d have you.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Well I wish it was me but it won't be sadly.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always assumed it was me.

Its the big hands and the bloke shoulders that gets you going... Admit it!

You poor lovesick fool. "
or it’s the pic without the wig.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's me, because you like a challenge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Well I wish it was me but it won't be sadly.

It can be. If you want some pickle juice

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's me, because you like a challenge. "

Is that Mr M? Because if it is you are bang on

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By *coobyBoobyDooWoman
over a year ago

Markfield

Because I’d crush you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I always assumed it was me.

Its the big hands and the bloke shoulders that gets you going... Admit it!

You poor lovesick fool. or it’s the pic without the wig.

This one?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

It's almost undoubtedly me; because you know you can't have me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’d crush you

I hope so

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I always assumed it was me.

Its the big hands and the bloke shoulders that gets you going... Admit it!

You poor lovesick fool. or it’s the pic without the wig.

This one? "

Jokes aside it’s a hot picture

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's almost undoubtedly me; because you know you can't have me.

Bet I could

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"It's almost undoubtedly me; because you know you can't have me.

Bet I could

So many have tried.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's almost undoubtedly me; because you know you can't have me.

Anyone could have you.

In fact most have!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's almost undoubtedly me; because you know you can't have me.

Bet I could

So many have tried.

But I’m not them and they’re not me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's almost undoubtedly me; because you know you can't have me.

Anyone could have you.

In fact most have! "

I live for these exchanges

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's me, because you like a challenge.

Is that Mr M? Because if it is you are bang on

It certainly is.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"It's almost undoubtedly me; because you know you can't have me.

Anyone could have you.

In fact most have! "

Oh, it's the Fab Lounge's very own roll-on deodorant...

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

Don’t we all?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Don’t we all?

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it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

"Don’t we all?

it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush. "

Not Realitybites - he just crushes the forum

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's not me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve a little crush… she already knew. Think she’s forgotten about it now or avoiding it!

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

It's definitely me. He send me pictures of him rubbing his nipples enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can we get a clue?

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

It's not me because he ignores my messages

Em x

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

It's not me.

I'm too young.

I have an oral fixation that probably makes your tummy turn.

And also, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's not me.

I'm too young.

I have an oral fixation that probably makes your tummy turn.

And also, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."

Omg do people think I don’t like women my own age

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This is fab- there are no women my own age

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Don’t we all?

it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush. "

I have loads

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Don’t we all?

it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush. "

"I have loads

Me too.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Don’t we all?

it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush.

I have loads

Me too."

And me.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"Don’t we all?

it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush.

I have loads

Me too."

We know

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"It's definitely me. He send me pictures of him rubbing his nipples enough."

That’s hot

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

You're my man crush too, Pickle. Well, you and Nero in equal first.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Don’t we all?

it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush. "

It's a bit of a curse being everyone's Fab crush though!

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"Don’t we all?

it’s true. Everyone has a forum crush.

It's a bit of a curse being everyone's Fab crush though! "

Heavy is the head...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just too damn hot. That's why.

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"It's not me.

I'm too young.

I have an oral fixation that probably makes your tummy turn.

And also, I'm a nightmare dressed like a daydream."

It's Meli.

It's always been Meli and it will always be Meli.

She makes my rude bits feel funny.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

To be fair. Meli is 100% my type on paper. And I’m not even kidding.

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By *omtom7Man
over a year ago

Tralee

Fairly certain it isn't me

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

It wasn't me

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It wasn't me

I want to rub some coconut oil on you

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

It's definitely Jennie

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Who is it? And why is it you? "

It's definitely me I know it

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Il let someone else have the spotlight on this one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a few but they’d have no idea

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I have a crush.

And they know.

It's way better that way

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I mean, it's obviously me.

And because you're in a very self destructive headspace ans should probably take some time to assess your reactions to red flags

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"It wasn't me

I want to rub some coconut oil on you

I will smell like a Bounty!

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"It wasn't me

I want to rub some coconut oil on you

I will smell like a Bounty!

I like the taste of bounty on my lips

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I have a crush but she rejected me

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"I have a crush but she rejected me "

Awwww

Were you “not in”

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'd like to think it's me, but I know it's my husband really. Understandable.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"You're my man crush too, Pickle. Well, you and Nero in equal first.

This is a three-way I'd like to see

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