FabSwingers.com forum: — Oh My! Dry July!

By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

Come on gentlefolk, July is already dragging on and looking somewhat moth-eaten:

Who else has had a Dry July?

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Sahara dry

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m still on June+1

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Not me

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Show øff!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I had wine just after midnight.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

July is only 8 hours old so I'll admit to it being dry of sex and alcohol so far.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I had wine just after midnight."

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Is this newsworthy, JAG?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As dry as Atacama desert so far

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"July is only 8 hours old so I'll admit to it being dry of sex and alcohol so far."

Drugs?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I had wine just after midnight.

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Is this newsworthy, JAG?

Mean

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Dry dry dry

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"July is only 8 hours old so I'll admit to it being dry of sex and alcohol so far."

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Grånny, when you're next in ye olde London Towne, we're going to the Groucho Club.

I shall wet your whistle there.

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I had wine just after midnight.

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Is this newsworthy, JAG?

Mean "

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"As dry as Atacama desert so far

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You and me both, fine sir.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve already started on a wet note, old chap. There was a good drenching overnight and the garden has a particularly rejuvenated feel about it.

Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"As dry as Atacama desert so far

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You and me both, fine sir.

A great reminder to stay hydrated, especially in the summer, good sir

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I’ve already started on a wet note, old chap. There was a good drenching overnight and the garden has a particularly rejuvenated feel about it.

Miles"

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One day you will marry a gusher.

May I be your Usher?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does wetting the bed count?

Asking for a friend

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I got splashback when I went to the toilet half an hour ago. That's wetter than I wanted

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm killing it so far

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Does wetting the bed count?

Asking for a friend"

Ain't it annoying when you have to get out of a comfy bed for a wee

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I have woken with my mouth as dry as my

month...

like that of a camels rectum

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

3rd Rock from the sun

"I had wine just after midnight.

Ditto lol

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

July rolled in mid orgasm for me so I'm not complaining

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Ermmm.

Well look, the truth is, and I'm sorry to say this ex-husband, I've not had a dry July. I won't be having a dry August. I don't think I can do dry for very long. If we can make it a weekly thing there's a slim possibility one day I'll say I have.

I'm only being so honest because last night I was called out on my nonsense of saying I've not had sex.

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Dry Jan, feb, march, april, may, june...might as well add July to the list

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Does wetting the bed count?

Asking for a friend"

Oi!!

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By *umagain58Man
over a year ago

London

"Dry Jan, feb, march, april, may, june...might as well add July to the list

Gosh it can’t be because guys not trying it on with you. Probably because they are arrogant ones just thinking about themselves and not you. I do hope changes and find right person. That is of course if this is something you want wet. Take care

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Dry Jan, feb, march, april, may, june...might as well add July to the list

Pffftt, Beating that streak by two months

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Ermmm.

I'm only being so honest because last night I was called out on my nonsense of saying I've not had sex.

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You've taken my peach with that smug-inducing comment, ex-wife.

I'm s'peachless!

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Does wetting the bed count?

Asking for a friend"

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JennieTV is asking for me.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts "

At the same time??

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts

At the same time??"

You'd be surprised what I can do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Give me 5 hours.

Maybe 4.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Give me 5 hours.

Maybe 4."

4 and a half

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts "

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PD, what moisturiser do you use? I would like to check if you are more metrosexual than me but less masculine than .Lilith.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Dry of sex but spunked on my belly button sometimes

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts

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PD, what moisturiser do you use? I would like to check if you are more metrosexual than me but less masculine than .Lilith.

Currently using a Aloe Vera one

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts

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PD, what moisturiser do you use? I would like to check if you are more metrosexual than me but less masculine than .Lilith.

Currently using a Aloe Vera one"

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Henceforth I shall call you "Vera".

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts

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PD, what moisturiser do you use? I would like to check if you are more metrosexual than me but less masculine than .Lilith.

Currently using a Aloe Vera one

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Henceforth I shall call you "Vera".

I've been called worse

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Nope.

Non dry July completed at about 1am here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes mine has started dry, unless drinking coffee and moisturising my cock counts

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PD, what moisturiser do you use? I would like to check if you are more metrosexual than me but less masculine than .Lilith.

Nobody is less masculine than me.

Wait, have I done that right??

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Nope.

Non dry July completed at about 1am here.

Good job Obi, nicely done. :D

We completed it around 2am and then ordered takeaway. Pure class I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I been dry for 17 months

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"Nope.

Non dry July completed at about 1am here.

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Sorry Å, but you gently folks are over an hour behind GMT and therefore it doesn't count.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Nope.

Non dry July completed at about 1am here.

Good job Obi, nicely done. :D

We completed it around 2am and then ordered takeaway. Pure class I know."

Would have loved to have joined you all drinking and partying into the early hours but as I wasn't drinking.....

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

several plans that should all come to fruition so July is looking very busy.

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"several plans that should all come to fruition so July is looking very busy."

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By *eroLondon OP Man
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I have woken with my mouth as dry as my

month...

like that of a camels rectum"

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I wish you a deluge in July...·•°*

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