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"On the news the other day they said "their population was decimated by 90%" ummm, no it wasn't. " you seem very nice | |||
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"On the news the other day they said "their population was decimated by 90%" ummm, no it wasn't. " Excellent. Someone who actually knows what 'decimated' is. | |||
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"'I went to the shop in my slippers.. right ' 'Then I stood in the queue for ages.. right' " An' I said to her behind the counter, like, "Daily Sport and 20 of me fags"...and she was like, "Here you go love" like So then I went home to watch Jezza like | |||
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"Sportsman who say "we're taking it one game at a time". Really? You're not going to play three at the same time? I might even watch football if they had three games going on the same pitch!" There's a comedian who used that...'We're taking it a day at a time...yeah, that's how time works' !! | |||
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"Yerrrr When they on j.kyles show..and they say.... "i swear down" Whats all that about ffs " Wtf is that one on the lads at work says that it does not make any sense | |||
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"It's obvs that literally everyone is well jel that I'm basically ream. " Anyone said reem infront of me I think I'd hit them I hate it | |||
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"Yerrrr When they on j.kyles show..and they say.... "i swear down" Whats all that about ffs " Thats the whole bloody show that annoys me ! The phrase 'chillaxing' makes me boil, and those stupid words like bro, blood and init. Number one has to be 'like', no what i mean like. ahhhhhh lol | |||
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"Just remembered one Rather than say "thank you" people who say "thanking you"? Who is thanking me exactly? You or someone else?" guilty as charged | |||
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"meh nom nom" my bad pmsl lmfao I think ' just spat my coffee/wine/phelgm over the screen' is nonsense | |||
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""its tommorow ffs " realy gets on my wick hearing people constantly using this saying what other phrases get over used and on your nerves" Bur surely “at the end of the day” its night….!. Because tomorrow never comes…… | |||
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""No disrespect"......but I'm about to massively disrespect you "I'm not being funny".....but I'm about to be challenging/controversial. All this new management speak. My new boss told me the other day "Take it outside the tent". I still haven't a clue what she meant." I was once told in a project meeting that we were not to try and 'overarch our doability' !???? | |||
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" I think ' just spat my coffee/wine/phelgm over the screen' is nonsense " Some people should clearly not read emails/posts while drinking tea or coffee! Or, they need to look at their drinking methodology! | |||
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""I'm just saying" It seems to be used by people who have twigged that saying I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic/gingerist/anti disabled/anti benefits claimants etc usually precedes a bigoted statement so the bigots now use "I'm just saying" to pass their bigotry off as acceptable opinion. " I still hear people use the phrase "I'm not racist but..." to prefix a horrifying racist statement. | |||
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"Yerrrr When they on j.kyles show..and they say.... "i swear down" Whats all that about ffs " its what the charvas (chavs)up here say at the start of every sentence to convince themselves i think | |||
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"For me its all the management speak bollocks. When I used to have to attend meetings we had this one young guy who'd obviously been watching far too much of The Apprentice, every other line was 'Think outta the box' 'Hit the ground running' 'Lets touch base' 'Are we all singing from the same hymn sheet' & my personally favourite of his that really got me 'moving forward' which normally started every sentence. Wanker! ffs were not moving anywhere, we're sat her in the office " A variant of this is 'going forward' which these twats use in place of 'in the future', a perfectly adequate phrase. I am surrounded by management speak in my working life, so it has a total ban at home. Wankers indeed. We are surrounded by superfluous words. Most of em are to be found in profiles on here that promise discretion. As if we're all after people who fuck around and take out a full page advertising it in the Daily Express. | |||
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"Chav quotes are by far the funniest! I love the way they interact, you can hardly decipher what's being said mostly grunting but every now and then you can pick out words. When there are two slack jawed yokels talking it's great " innit?" " yer" so hard to take them seriously " 'You out tonight mate?' 'Yeah goin' pub innit?' I mean, even written in gentlemans English that answer makes no sense 'Will you be going anywhere this evening my friend?' 'Yes, I intend to visit my local alehouse is it not?' | |||
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"Chav quotes are by far the funniest! I love the way they interact, you can hardly decipher what's being said mostly grunting but every now and then you can pick out words. When there are two slack jawed yokels talking it's great " innit?" " yer" so hard to take them seriously 'You out tonight mate?' 'Yeah goin' pub innit?' I mean, even written in gentlemans English that answer makes no sense 'Will you be going anywhere this evening my friend?' 'Yes, I intend to visit my local alehouse is it not?'" innit though | |||
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"Just remembered one Rather than say "thank you" people who say "thanking you"? Who is thanking me exactly? You or someone else?" As I recall that comes from a Harry Enfield character (Stavroa the Greek o, I think) What winds me right the fuck up is people who say "yourself". Apart from the fact that the word does not exist (is entirely made up) even if it were real the efficient and correct term is you..... "This is for you" or "this is for yourself" Arrrrgh, just fuck off trying to sound professional!!! You are a call centre munkey just like me!!! | |||
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"For me its all the management speak bollocks. When I used to have to attend meetings we had this one young guy who'd obviously been watching far too much of The Apprentice, every other line was 'Think outta the box' 'Hit the ground running' 'Lets touch base' 'Are we all singing from the same hymn sheet' & my personally favourite of his that really got me 'moving forward' which normally started every sentence. Wanker! ffs were not moving anywhere, we're sat her in the office A variant of this is 'going forward' which these twats use in place of 'in the future', a perfectly adequate phrase. I am surrounded by management speak in my working life, so it has a total ban at home. Wankers indeed. We are surrounded by superfluous words. Most of em are to be found in profiles on here that promise discretion. As if we're all after people who fuck around and take out a full page advertising it in the Daily Express. " Ahhhhhhhh glad I'm not the only one. I used to have to sit with gritted teeth at every meeting | |||
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"Chav quotes are by far the funniest! I love the way they interact, you can hardly decipher what's being said mostly grunting but every now and then you can pick out words. When there are two slack jawed yokels talking it's great " innit?" " yer" so hard to take them seriously 'You out tonight mate?' 'Yeah goin' pub innit?' I mean, even written in gentlemans English that answer makes no sense 'Will you be going anywhere this evening my friend?' 'Yes, I intend to visit my local alehouse is it not?'" I laugh out louded( lol'd) very much!! | |||
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" I still hear people use the phrase "I'm not racist but..." to prefix a horrifying racist statement." You've met my mam??? She says that then comes out with something that would have Nick Griffin blushing Dunno how I managed to grow up to be the rational, tolerant person that I am, both my parents are dyed-in-the-wool racists but think they're not | |||
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"I is well hungry so check me some coin bruv. " What the fuck? Do people talk like this? | |||
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"'Bear with me.' No." How about "Bare with me"?;-) | |||
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"Sportsman who say "we're taking it one game at a time". Really? You're not going to play three at the same time? I might even watch football if they had three games going on the same pitch!" Well it is a game of 2 halves... | |||
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""No disrespect"......but I'm about to massively disrespect you "I'm not being funny".....but I'm about to be challenging/controversial. All this new management speak. My new boss told me the other day "Take it outside the tent". I still haven't a clue what she meant." I'm guilty of the 'i'm not being funny', but in my defence it's normally when I'm having to defend my controversial actions or point of principal. But then I do quantify the statement with why I believe I'm not being funny. | |||
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"I is well hungry so check me some coin bruv. What the fuck? Do people talk like this?" Around here they do. | |||
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""I'm just saying" It seems to be used by people who have twigged that saying I'm not racist/sexist/homophobic/gingerist/anti disabled/anti benefits claimants etc usually precedes a bigoted statement so the bigots now use "I'm just saying" to pass their bigotry off as acceptable opinion. I still hear people use the phrase "I'm not racist but..." to prefix a horrifying racist statement." | |||
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"'Bear with me.' No.How about "Bare with me"?;-)" Even worse because it's spelt wrong. | |||
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"I is well hungry so check me some coin bruv. What the fuck? Do people talk like this? Around here they do. " I suggest you move house immediately. | |||
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"'Bear with me.' No.How about "Bare with me"?;-) Even worse because it's spelt wrong." Think you missed the subtlety... To bare means to remove clothes. | |||
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"'Bear with me.' No.How about "Bare with me"?;-) Even worse because it's spelt wrong.Think you missed the subtlety... To bare means to remove clothes." I suspected that was what you were getting at. Is that an offer? | |||
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"Chav quotes are by far the funniest! I love the way they interact, you can hardly decipher what's being said mostly grunting but every now and then you can pick out words. When there are two slack jawed yokels talking it's great " innit?" " yer" so hard to take them seriously 'You out tonight mate?' 'Yeah goin' pub innit?' I mean, even written in gentlemans English that answer makes no sense 'Will you be going anywhere this evening my friend?' 'Yes, I intend to visit my local alehouse is it not?' I laugh out louded( lol'd) very much!! " The funny thing is, its not the abbreviation of 'is it not' (as in, do you disagree with my statement?), 'innit' itself is perfectly acceptable so long as its used in the correct grammatical context, otherwise conversations could quickly become confusing: 'I reached into my pocket and pulled out this item - I reckon its a key innit?' 'No I think its a key too' 'Innit?' 'No its definately a key' 'Yeah man' 'So why did you ask me again?' 'Ask what?' 'Ask about the key?' 'What, my key?' 'Yes, YOUR key' '...the key I just put back in my pocket innit?' 'Fuck off' | |||
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"'Bear with me.' No.How about "Bare with me"?;-) Even worse because it's spelt wrong.Think you missed the subtlety... To bare means to remove clothes. I suspected that was what you were getting at. Is that an offer?" Only if you promise not to bite my ears | |||
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"On the news the other day they said "their population was decimated by 90%" ummm, no it wasn't. " 10% | |||
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"'Bear with me.' No.How about "Bare with me"?;-) Even worse because it's spelt wrong.Think you missed the subtlety... To bare means to remove clothes. I suspected that was what you were getting at. Is that an offer? Only if you promise not to bite my ears" Frogs don't have teeth. | |||
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" The funny thing is, its not the abbreviation of 'is it not' (as in, do you disagree with my statement?), 'innit' itself is perfectly acceptable so long as its used in the correct grammatical context, otherwise conversations could quickly become confusing: 'I reached into my pocket and pulled out this item - I reckon its a key innit?' 'No I think its a key too' 'Innit?' 'No its definately a key' 'Yeah man' 'So why did you ask me again?' 'Ask what?' 'Ask about the key?' 'What, my key?' 'Yes, YOUR key' '...the key I just put back in my pocket innit?' 'Fuck off'" For once something has literally made me laugh out loud on a website. However, as far as I'm aware both my keyboard and my pants are both dry. | |||
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""its lush"... Hate it "that's amazing"... Hate it "I won't lie to you"... Really? So you lie every other time!" Odd....I walked past a shop and said "It's Lush" and then this woman showed me her tits and I said "that's amazing". Were you there? | |||
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"Oh and the Americanisation.. "do the math"... Its maths with a "s" dimwits " | |||
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"Oh and the Americanisation.. "do the math"... Its maths with a "s" dimwits " Whaddyaknow? | |||
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"I hate it when people say 'No' when I ask them for sex." But we all know they really mean yes. | |||
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""its lush"... Hate it "that's amazing"... Hate it "I won't lie to you"... Really? So you lie every other time!" Ooops I say lush | |||
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"'So I turned round and said...'" The first time I heard this, I was 15. The girl I was with at the time was having the most bewildering discussion with her mother and I couldn't work out why they were constantly spinning during the conversations they were relating to each other. Maddening nonsense. | |||
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" 'Cos I is black, I also love it when a racist statement comes to me wrapped up in "I'm not racist, I've got black friends" and all the others previously mentioned. " I get that too - while I am not black ... mine is about my country of origin and it can be a bit irritating. | |||
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""Basically" does my head in, along with "at the end of the day!" i always end that statement for them with, "its night!" " or at the end of day it gets dark | |||
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""Basically" does my head in, along with "at the end of the day!" i always end that statement for them with, "its night!" " Are you sure you don't mean "basically, it's night"? | |||
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"'Bear with me.' No.How about "Bare with me"?;-) Even worse because it's spelt wrong.Think you missed the subtlety... To bare means to remove clothes." I was going to volunteer. | |||
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""its tommorow ffs " realy gets on my wick hearing people constantly using this saying what other phrases get over used and on your nerves" On here..."his/her/their loss" | |||
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""its tommorow ffs " realy gets on my wick hearing people constantly using this saying what other phrases get over used and on your nerves" Its the new "when I were a lad" saying so not really new just different words for the present generation. | |||
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