FabSwingers.com forum: Dead giveaways

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

So in this endless debate about what makes us bhai, ghey or strate can we settke it once and for all?

What are the definitive signs?

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I'll start:

suede shoes that aren't brown - Ghey, obviously!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pink shirts

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink shirts "

Pink shirts mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks around for signs. Gimme a minute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Camouflage jacket... Strate

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

If you look very closely, you'll see that the connective tissue between ear and head glitters on teh ghey.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Camouflage jacket... Strate"

Unless getting bummed by a marine. In which case it’s an action strate.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink shirts

Pink shirts mean? "

Where I grew up pink shirts meant football hooligans!

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Single guy on fab that fabs couples pictures of the man’s penis = straight as a pencil case non shatter ruler.

It’s a fact.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Pink shirts

Pink shirts mean?

Where I grew up pink shirts meant football hooligans! "

I blame the clangers.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pink shirts

Pink shirts mean?

Where I grew up pink shirts meant football hooligans!

I blame the clangers."

YeAh... Hooty long nosed fuckers

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Glitter is ghey

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

"Pink shirts

Pink shirts mean?

Where I grew up pink shirts meant football hooligans!

I blame the clangers.

YeAh... Hooty long nosed fuckers"

Bit harsh but we’ll take it…

Oh, you meant the clangers

We hope!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Pink shirts "

Oi you fuckers! I have blue suede shoes and at least four pink shirts!!!

Nothing wrong with the big G, obviously, but one happens to only like gash.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Turn ups on jeans. G.H.E.Y.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loafers without socks. Def ghey

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

An earring in your right ear used to mean ghey when I were a lad in racist homopobania.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Homophobania, I mean.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Any interaction with your bum hole makes you ghey.

A particularly pleasant turd makes you ghey

Looking at men makes you ghey

Looking at yourself in the mirror makes you ghey

Telling people you're not ghey when they ask makes you super ghey

Whispering Chris Tarrant while peeing makes you ghey

(this is of course from a mans perspective)

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey"

Definitely this.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Pinkie ring and no wedding ring - definitely Bhai

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Pixie cut? Deffo teh gurl ghey. Not the hawt type

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Great design capabilities

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Any interaction with your bum hole makes you ghey.

A particularly pleasant turd makes you ghey

Looking at men makes you ghey

Looking at yourself in the mirror makes you ghey

Telling people you're not ghey when they ask makes you super ghey

Whispering Chris Tarrant while peeing makes you ghey

(this is of course from a mans perspective)"

This made me laugh!!! (And think back…..)

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

Fabulous dress sense

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nose piercings (men)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Pinkie ring and no wedding ring - definitely Bhai "

Pinkie ring, wedding ring and other rings? What does that say?

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Accidentally touching another mans hand makes you ghey

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

Guy at work complimented me on my shirt and haircut... I now think he's ghey for me

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By *ormerWelshcouple2020Man
over a year ago

Stourbridge

Spoke to someone I don’t know in a pub today in London, I’m must be ghey!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

(Checks self in Jeffrey star mirror to make sure not looking ghey)

Ok we good. Umm…talking to other men about things which aren’t tits, football or gym workouts.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey"

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas? "

Fab strate

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas? "

Damn autocorrect I meant cock

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas?

Damn autocorrect I meant cock

Bananas and pears... Bhai

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A love of musicals - ghey as all fhuck.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas?

Damn autocorrect I meant cock

Bananas and pears... Bhai"

What about fruit salad?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas?

Damn autocorrect I meant cock

Bananas and pears... Bhai

What about fruit salad? "

Phansexual

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

G-H-E-Y

Being just slightly too good on the dance floor

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas?

Damn autocorrect I meant cock

Bananas and pears... Bhai

What about fruit salad? "

Prefer a Black Jack

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loafers without socks. Def ghey

I do that

But, someone who eats pears. Red flag.

What about bananas?

Damn autocorrect I meant cock

Bananas and pears... Bhai

What about fruit salad?

Phansexual

Flansexual even

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If they pour the water AND THEN add the teabag. Ghey.

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

Getting out of the bath to have a piss.

That’s either posh or Ghey or both, I can’t decide

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Only straight people use the word Ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using sweeteners not sugar. Ghey.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Comparing penis pictures to sports pundits… so ghey.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

Having any interaction with women means identifying with your feminine side, hence gay (do I have to do GHEY?)

Are we just talking about men? That def GHEY (see what I did?)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy."

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious. "

That sounds a bit ghey tbh

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh "

Is it, though? Let’s be clear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eating Special K Red Fruit is ghey. The regular stuff is prob bhai

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pink shirts

Pink shirts mean? "

The wearer is ghey

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh "

It's VERY manly!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh

It's VERY manly!"

I only put manly things into my body!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh

It's VERY manly!

I only put manly things into my body!"

That’s so ghey

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Using conditioner. So ghey.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh

It's VERY manly!

I only put manly things into my body!

That’s so ghey "

Well...

... maybe.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Using conditioner. So ghey."

Using air conditioner. Bhai!

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By *omethingSoGoodAboutSofiaWoman
over a year ago

Blackburn/Preston

"Pinkie ring and no wedding ring - definitely Bhai

Pinkie ring, wedding ring and other rings? What does that say?"

Ghey as fook! Loads of rings on men or women...ghey!

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By *dward_TeagueMan
over a year ago

wolverhampton

"Using conditioner. So ghey.

Using air conditioner. Bhai!"

Having hair! So GHEY

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Moving into a ready built house, not building it with your bare hands while fighting off bears n tigers soo sooo ghey

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Moving into a ready built house, not building it with your bare hands while fighting off bears n tigers soo sooo ghey "

That is a DEAD guveaway.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh

Is it, though? Let’s be clear. "

Tea is ghey. It’s why the gheys serve Tea.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh

Is it, though? Let’s be clear.

Tea is ghey. It’s why the gheys serve Tea. "

...oh dear.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Drinking Earl Grey, not Yorkshire tea, Gheyyyyy.

Just as an aside, Lady Grey has a lovely subtle orange note to it. Delicious.

That sounds a bit ghey tbh

Is it, though? Let’s be clear.

Tea is ghey. It’s why the gheys serve Tea.

...oh dear."

I mean (cough) I’m just guessing is all

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Well, I'm afraid I can't go without my tea. I'm just going to have to invest in a super sized jar of lube and kneepads, it seems.

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