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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

When you need to have a self talk ?

I've realised today I only address myself either with my full first name (no cutesy names) or you fucking idiot.. what did you do that for..

Tones

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

Fuckin-ell usually

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Shortened version of my name. I don’t like calling myself my full first name or being called it (except by strangers work colleagues or people that know me on those levels)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Scott.

Or Jennie.

Sometimes 'you twat'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't name myself. That says so much eh!

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By *inkedKuntsCouple
over a year ago

Sheffield

Dick head mostly.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Bitchwaffle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Dick head mostly."

This is mine too

Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah likewise my internal dialogue is “FFS, Dan*, what are you doing..” so I do use my own name when talking to myself

(* actually Dan is a pseudonym, I use my real name, Zebedee)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I call myself by the common version of my first name. In other words, I call myself what everyone else calls me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just add a 'Y' at the end of my name which I now realise sounds stupid and patronising

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By *imbo59seMan
over a year ago

North Norfolk area

Mine tends to be like yours, but followed by surname.

Although, depending on the severity of the fuckup.... dickhead, wanker, shit for brains have(are) utilised.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Usually just call myself a fucktard as it covers almost all bases

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Usually you bloody idiot, I've never used my my name when talking to myself tho.

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Twat is my go to insult to myself. I call myself a pet version of my name when I'm trying to motivate myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cockwomble or thundercunt

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You or dumbass, both usually get the job done

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I don't name myself. That says so much eh! "

I don't know! What do you think it says ?

T

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By *heekyDemandCouple
over a year ago

Leicester

"Dick head" seems to be very popular here, certainly is for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't address myself when I'm talking to myself.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually you bloody idiot, I've never used my my name when talking to myself tho."

I do it in a motivational dense usually.. Come on Margaret*, get your arse moving.

* I am not Maggie.

T

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

my name or a diminutive of it. I try to keep on good terms with myself.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Fine distinguished gentleman

No point being rude to myself.

#bekindandallthatbollocks

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Usually you bloody idiot, I've never used my my name when talking to myself tho.

I do it in a motivational dense usually.. Come on Margaret*, get your arse moving.

* I am not Maggie.

T"

There you go. Check your posts for once you idiot.. me

Sense not dense

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"You or dumbass, both usually get the job done "

Yes I do love a dumbass.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Just add a 'Y' at the end of my name which I now realise sounds stupid and patronising "

Whatever bloody works

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Scott.

Or Jennie.

Sometimes 'you twat' "

How affectionate. Twat I mean.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Just add a 'Y' at the end of my name which I now realise sounds stupid and patronising "

JoeBeansy!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London


"When you need to have a self talk ?

I've realised today I only address myself either with my full first name (no cutesy names) or you fucking idiot.. what did you do that for..

Tones"

...I don't think I ever refer to myself as anything. I dunno, I don't really think in language though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your majesty.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Usually you bloody idiot, I've never used my my name when talking to myself tho.

I do it in a motivational dense usually.. Come on Margaret*, get your arse moving.

* I am not Maggie.

T

There you go. Check your posts for once you idiot.. me

Sense not dense "

Don't worry Maggie I knew what you meant!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call myself asshat when I do something dumb.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just add a 'Y' at the end of my name which I now realise sounds stupid and patronising

Whatever bloody works "

It does! It's oddly comforting

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Just add a 'Y' at the end of my name which I now realise sounds stupid and patronising

JoeBeansy! "

In this example, it would be like "C'mon Joey, get it done/just do it etc."

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

I call myself God. “Oh God, why did you do that?”

Miles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I try and avoid calling myself negative names. Or anyone else for that matter. So I usually give my self a little pep talk using positive words. Awesome, amazing, great, brilliant.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I try and avoid calling myself negative names. Or anyone else for that matter. So I usually give my self a little pep talk using positive words. Awesome, amazing, great, brilliant."

Call me. Now.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

This was me Tones speaking. ^

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

Dick head lol

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By *enis ColadaMan
over a year ago

Totnes

Dickhead

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try and avoid calling myself negative names. Or anyone else for that matter. So I usually give my self a little pep talk using positive words. Awesome, amazing, great, brilliant.

Call me. Now. "

*ring ring, ring ring*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually fucking idiot

“Don’t be a fucking idiot”

“Just do it you fucking idiot”

“Why would you do that you fucking idiot”

Etc etc etc

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I try and avoid calling myself negative names. Or anyone else for that matter. So I usually give my self a little pep talk using positive words. Awesome, amazing, great, brilliant.

Call me. Now.

*ring ring, ring ring* "

It's on vibration.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Usually fucking idiot

“Don’t be a fucking idiot”

“Just do it you fucking idiot”

“Why would you do that you fucking idiot”

Etc etc etc "

Now I need to know what you did!

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

My name

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try and avoid calling myself negative names. Or anyone else for that matter. So I usually give my self a little pep talk using positive words. Awesome, amazing, great, brilliant.

Call me. Now.

*ring ring, ring ring*

It's on vibration. "

Of course it is!! Let it ring out and I'll call you straight back

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I call myself God. “Oh God, why did you do that?”

Miles"

Good Lord.. who art in heaven ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I call myself Steve because it's my name

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By *nselfishpleaserMan
over a year ago

kent


"Cockwomble or thundercunt "

Exactly same

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I call myself God. “Oh God, why did you do that?”

Miles

Good Lord.. who art in heaven .. "

Bless you, my child.

M

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I have a bizarre friendship where we use each other for self-talk.

We both use our full first names when it's time to be assertive. Different pet names when it's time to be nurturing, supportive, fun etc.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Usually fucking idiot

“Don’t be a fucking idiot”

“Just do it you fucking idiot”

“Why would you do that you fucking idiot”

Etc etc etc

Now I need to know what you did! "

Where would you like me to start? I say it almost daily

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Anything that degrades n humiliates the harsher thr better it seems at times

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I try and avoid calling myself negative names. Or anyone else for that matter. So I usually give my self a little pep talk using positive words. Awesome, amazing, great, brilliant.

Call me. Now. "

I can't actually call you. I'm outside your age range *sobs x

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a bizarre friendship where we use each other for self-talk.

We both use our full first names when it's time to be assertive. Different pet names when it's time to be nurturing, supportive, fun etc."

Hmm

Does the person speak to you as you?

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dickhead generally fits.

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By *enrietteandSamCouple
over a year ago

Staffordshire

Oh my lord

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Anything that degrades n humiliates the harsher thr better it seems at times "

And the better in this instance means that it's more effective at getting your shit together ?

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A


"I have a bizarre friendship where we use each other for self-talk.

We both use our full first names when it's time to be assertive. Different pet names when it's time to be nurturing, supportive, fun etc.

Hmm

Does the person speak to you as you?

T"

It's pretty enmeshed at times but no. That's the just the demons in my head.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Usually my surname or 'twat' covers it..

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Dickhead! So many of us that's so funny

I'm gonna say Peachy if I can

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

I usually just call myself an idiot lol

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By *acktopervMan
over a year ago

Stourport-On-Severn

FFS you dickhead....................i use very frequently

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Ass hat.I've used twat and all the usual suspects so much they've lost effectiveness,just words.

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

Bloody hell woman!! is my regular phrase to myself

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"Scott.

Or Jennie.

Sometimes 'you twat' "

Yeah, I call myself "twat" usually

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Ok dickhead time to man the fuck up

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I have a bizarre friendship where we use each other for self-talk.

We both use our full first names when it's time to be assertive. Different pet names when it's time to be nurturing, supportive, fun etc.

Hmm

Does the person speak to you as you?

T

It's pretty enmeshed at times but no. That's the just the demons in my head."

I see. They need exorcism sometimes, I guess.

T

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