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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That’s an exit only activity.

You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?"

This made me proper chortle!!

I think only if you pushed your plop back in again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s an exit only activity.

You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity "

Phew.

I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did you let out a little moan?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you let out a little moan?"

Er.

Yes?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

This made me proper chortle!!

I think only if you pushed your plop back in again."

It wouldn't go!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Did you let out a little moan?

Er.

Yes? "

Oh wow, definitely curious at the very least

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Did you let out a little moan?

Er.

Yes?

Oh wow, definitely curious at the very least "

Should I break it to my mum?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

It was the ghey leaving your body of course. Just one last "high five" on its way out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It was the ghey leaving your body of course. Just one last "high five" on its way out. "

Is that why I felt such a sense of relief?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"That’s an exit only activity.

You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity

Phew.

I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe! "

I think you've dodged a bullet there. Next time you're sucking a cock, I suggest crossing your legs, just in case. That stops those ghey germs getting up your bum. It is known.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"It was the ghey leaving your body of course. Just one last "high five" on its way out.

Is that why I felt such a sense of relief? "

I'm sure certainly not as much relief as the Relief of Ladysmith, but yes.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That’s an exit only activity.

You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity

Phew.

I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe!

I think you've dodged a bullet there. Next time you're sucking a cock, I suggest crossing your legs, just in case. That stops those ghey germs getting up your bum. It is known. "

Thanks Auntie D

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?"

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?"

some ladies

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?

some ladies"

*desperately wishes she were some ladies*

Then you're only a bit ghey.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?

some ladies"

Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?

some ladies

*desperately wishes she were some ladies*

Then you're only a bit ghey. "

Fuck.

Do i now have to change my profile name to SpunkVampireSlut4Cock?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hell yes

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?

some ladies

Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge. "

That sounds serious.

Is there a cure?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?

some ladies

*desperately wishes she were some ladies*

Then you're only a bit ghey.

Fuck.

Do i now have to change my profile name to SpunkVampireSlut4Cock? "

Yes. Yes you do

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?

some ladies

Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge.

That sounds serious.

Is there a cure? "

Suck more cock. It is known.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

And Calamine lotion.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? "

It means you are strate

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And Calamine lotion."

Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? "

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"And Calamine lotion.

Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky "

Use a straw. It goes straight down.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"And Calamine lotion.

Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky

Use a straw. It goes straight down. "

I think I'm good being calamine free...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

"

Are you actively trying to spread the ghey?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"And Calamine lotion.

Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky

Use a straw. It goes straight down.

I think I'm good being calamine free... "

Hmmm, it is something of an acquired taste.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

Are you actively trying to spread the ghey? "

Not at all. I keep my legs crossed at all times.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

"

Filth! Absolute filth!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

Filth! Absolute filth! "

Quick!

Cross your legs!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

Filth! Absolute filth! "

Well! I've never been so insulted!

Carry on!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am gheyer?"

FIFY

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

Filth! Absolute filth!

Quick!

Cross your legs!! "

I was prepped for such things! I bought the chastity belt from Robin Hood and his men in tights

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am gheyer?

FAF "

Fixed it for YOU

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

Filth! Absolute filth!

Quick!

Cross your legs!!

I was prepped for such things! I bought the chastity belt from Robin Hood and his men in tights "

Protection always

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet?

Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime.

Filth! Absolute filth!

Quick!

Cross your legs!! "

Done! That was close!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom! "

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y."

Sequins?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins? "

Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins? "

That's it! I am not coming near you without a hazmat suit.

So, all normal then.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins?

Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies."

Gasp!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins?

Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies."

I'd better watch some rugby.

Get my strate back on!

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

It’s only ghay if Poseidon himself gave you a little kiss on the ringpiece as the poo splashed away

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"It’s only ghay if Poseidon himself gave you a little kiss on the ringpiece as the poo splashed away "

Im not sure he'd make it round the U bend

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?"

Not sure you needed to drop the tailboard to ascertain the liklihood.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poo and it felt nice.

Does that mean I am ghey?

Not sure you needed to drop the tailboard to ascertain the liklihood. "

Not a relevant factor?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins?

Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.

I'd better watch some rugby.

Get my strate back on! "

24/7 rugby then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins?

Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.

I'd better watch some rugby.

Get my strate back on!

24/7 rugby then?"

25/7... Just to be safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins?

Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.

I'd better watch some rugby.

Get my strate back on!

24/7 rugby then?

25/7... Just to be safe"

all those big burly men running around, chasing balls, heads between each others legs. This plan has suckcess all over it

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"OMG.

Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon.

I am sure that's a symptom!

If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y.

Sequins?

Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies.

I'd better watch some rugby.

Get my strate back on!

24/7 rugby then?

25/7... Just to be safe

all those big burly men running around, chasing balls, heads between each others legs. This plan has suckcess all over it "

I feel like I'm not invited but I'm coming anyway

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

wank on cam yesterday for the first time , ive never cum so much ...

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol


"wank on cam yesterday for the first time , ive never cum so much ... "

Good for you buddy

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North


"wank on cam yesterday for the first time , ive never cum so much ... "

Oh Richard, I hope little Richard has recovered

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"wank on cam yesterday for the first time , ive never cum so much ... "

Good to tick those to dos off

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford

Poophoria

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Poophoria "

Genius

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By *heGateKeeperMan
over a year ago

Stratford


"Poophoria

Genius"

I’ve been called worse

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