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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey?" This made me proper chortle!! I think only if you pushed your plop back in again. | |||
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"That’s an exit only activity. You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity " Phew. I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe! | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? This made me proper chortle!! I think only if you pushed your plop back in again." It wouldn't go! | |||
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"Did you let out a little moan? Er. Yes? " Oh wow, definitely curious at the very least | |||
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"Did you let out a little moan? Er. Yes? Oh wow, definitely curious at the very least " Should I break it to my mum? | |||
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"It was the ghey leaving your body of course. Just one last "high five" on its way out. " Is that why I felt such a sense of relief? | |||
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"That’s an exit only activity. You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity Phew. I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe! " I think you've dodged a bullet there. Next time you're sucking a cock, I suggest crossing your legs, just in case. That stops those ghey germs getting up your bum. It is known. | |||
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"It was the ghey leaving your body of course. Just one last "high five" on its way out. Is that why I felt such a sense of relief? " I'm sure certainly not as much relief as the Relief of Ladysmith, but yes. | |||
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"That’s an exit only activity. You’re excused I think. I’m no expert but I think you only get the ghey if it’s an enter / exit / enter / exit / enter / exit etc activity Phew. I thought I might have caught it off the last cock I sucked but it seems I am safe! I think you've dodged a bullet there. Next time you're sucking a cock, I suggest crossing your legs, just in case. That stops those ghey germs getting up your bum. It is known. " Thanks Auntie D | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey?" Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies? | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies?" some ladies | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies? some ladies" *desperately wishes she were some ladies* Then you're only a bit ghey. | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies? some ladies" Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge. | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies? some ladies *desperately wishes she were some ladies* Then you're only a bit ghey. " Fuck. Do i now have to change my profile name to SpunkVampireSlut4Cock? | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies? some ladies Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge. " That sounds serious. Is there a cure? | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies? some ladies *desperately wishes she were some ladies* Then you're only a bit ghey. Fuck. Do i now have to change my profile name to SpunkVampireSlut4Cock? " Yes. Yes you do | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Depends. Do you still want to stick your peen into ladies? some ladies Ohhhh, you've caught the bhai, not the ghey! It's fine, it's just a mild rash and this nagging feeling that you should be eating minge. That sounds serious. Is there a cure? " Suck more cock. It is known. | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? " It means you are strate | |||
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"And Calamine lotion." Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? " Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. | |||
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"And Calamine lotion. Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky " Use a straw. It goes straight down. | |||
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"And Calamine lotion. Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky Use a straw. It goes straight down. " I think I'm good being calamine free... | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. " Are you actively trying to spread the ghey? | |||
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"And Calamine lotion. Sucking calamine lotion sounds icky Use a straw. It goes straight down. I think I'm good being calamine free... " Hmmm, it is something of an acquired taste. | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. Are you actively trying to spread the ghey? " Not at all. I keep my legs crossed at all times. | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. " Filth! Absolute filth! | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. Filth! Absolute filth! " Quick! Cross your legs!! | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. Filth! Absolute filth! " Well! I've never been so insulted! Carry on! | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am gheyer?" FIFY | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. Filth! Absolute filth! Quick! Cross your legs!! " I was prepped for such things! I bought the chastity belt from Robin Hood and his men in tights | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am gheyer? FAF " Fixed it for YOU | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. Filth! Absolute filth! Quick! Cross your legs!! I was prepped for such things! I bought the chastity belt from Robin Hood and his men in tights " Protection always | |||
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"I had one and it didn’t feel nice, does that mean I need to change my diet? Yes, yes! You need more sausage in your diet. Eat more cock! (I'm going with this as a general cure-all). In South Africa we have this sausage called boerewors. Thick and full of flavour. I'll have to introduce you to it sometime. Filth! Absolute filth! Quick! Cross your legs!! " Done! That was close! | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! " If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y." Sequins? | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? " Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies. | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? " That's it! I am not coming near you without a hazmat suit. So, all normal then. | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies." Gasp! | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies." I'd better watch some rugby. Get my strate back on! | |||
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"It’s only ghay if Poseidon himself gave you a little kiss on the ringpiece as the poo splashed away " Im not sure he'd make it round the U bend | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey?" Not sure you needed to drop the tailboard to ascertain the liklihood. | |||
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"Poo and it felt nice. Does that mean I am ghey? Not sure you needed to drop the tailboard to ascertain the liklihood. " Not a relevant factor? | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies. I'd better watch some rugby. Get my strate back on! " 24/7 rugby then? | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies. I'd better watch some rugby. Get my strate back on! 24/7 rugby then?" 25/7... Just to be safe | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies. I'd better watch some rugby. Get my strate back on! 24/7 rugby then? 25/7... Just to be safe" all those big burly men running around, chasing balls, heads between each others legs. This plan has suckcess all over it | |||
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"OMG. Now I have been looking at soft furnishings on Amazon. I am sure that's a symptom! If it’s cushions with frilly edges, you’re fucked. That’s, like, proper G.H.E.Y. Sequins? Confirmed diagnosis. You like winkies. I'd better watch some rugby. Get my strate back on! 24/7 rugby then? 25/7... Just to be safe all those big burly men running around, chasing balls, heads between each others legs. This plan has suckcess all over it " I feel like I'm not invited but I'm coming anyway | |||
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"wank on cam yesterday for the first time , ive never cum so much ... " Good for you buddy | |||
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"wank on cam yesterday for the first time , ive never cum so much ... " Oh Richard, I hope little Richard has recovered | |||
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"wank on cam yesterday for the first time , ive never cum so much ... " Good to tick those to dos off | |||
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"Poophoria Genius" I’ve been called worse | |||
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