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"Shit. That sums mine up. That’s a tough wank tbf " I'm not here to make your life easy Dan. | |||
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"Rubbish, you would be wasting your money to look at ours. " Not *quite* the literary porn I was hoping for | |||
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".. so can you describe them to me please? I need a bit of a Fap but I’m too tight to pay at the moment, so make them sound all erotic and sexy please Oh, and in doing so you might get other people viewing them and Fabbing them and what not- what a bonus! " You sound a bit Desperate, Dan… | |||
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"Rubbish, you would be wasting your money to look at ours. " I don’t think so….. very teasing and arousing they be….. | |||
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".. so can you describe them to me please? I need a bit of a Fap but I’m too tight to pay at the moment, so make them sound all erotic and sexy please Oh, and in doing so you might get other people viewing them and Fabbing them and what not- what a bonus! You sound a bit Desperate, Dan…" I’ve got more horn than a cow pie! | |||
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"Pop, Zip, Boing!! D." That’s more like it!! I’m taking this away with me to enjoy some “me time” | |||
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"Rubbish, you would be wasting your money to look at ours. I don’t think so….. very teasing and arousing they be….." The one with the butternut squash or the melon | |||
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"Pop, Zip, Boing!! D. That’s more like it!! I’m taking this away with me to enjoy some “me time” " if me setting up a pop up tent is your thing! Go for it!! D. | |||
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"It's me fucking myself with a 10 inch tentacle. Sorry you're missing out on it, hope the description gives you at least half a fap." Don’t underestimate the effect of the words. ‘Fucking’ ‘myself’ and ‘10 inch’ in one sentence. He’s cleaning up already. | |||
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"Rubbish, you would be wasting your money to look at ours. I don’t think so….. very teasing and arousing they be….. The one with the butternut squash or the melon " I really don’t know fruits….. I thought that was a marrow!!!! | |||
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"It's me fucking myself with a 10 inch tentacle. Sorry you're missing out on it, hope the description gives you at least half a fap." Your vid had me, the dialogue was to sexy….he should of paid! | |||
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"I've got my strappy/leather lingerie on (see 19th June pic). The video starts with me on all fours on the bed, leaning on my elbow and forearms, the camera angled from my shoulder down my body to my bum. I very, very slowly move my bum and body as if slowly grinding on a lucky mans bulge in his pants, then I slowly raise my body up off the bed so you can catch a glimpse of my breasts F" D. | |||
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"I see the OP has gone quiet…. Hurrah for wipe clean screens, eh?" I can never get all the smears off… | |||
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"The second video is a BOING I could just jump his bones right now, or wrap my lips around his love stick. *drool emoticon* F" Calm yourself, breathe slowly…… you own him and have access 24/7 | |||
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"I see the OP has gone quiet…. Hurrah for wipe clean screens, eh? I can never get all the smears off… " I can imagine the checkout person at Dans local supermarket noting he’s in (again) buying (more) baby wipes. | |||
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"I see the OP has gone quiet…. Hurrah for wipe clean screens, eh? I can never get all the smears off… I can imagine the checkout person at Dans local supermarket noting he’s in (again) buying (more) baby wipes. " Or being told at the phone shop it’s got liquid damage and not covered (it was literally)… | |||
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"I've got my strappy/leather lingerie on (see 19th June pic). The video starts with me on all fours on the bed, leaning on my elbow and forearms, the camera angled from my shoulder down my body to my bum. I very, very slowly move my bum and body as if slowly grinding on a lucky mans bulge in his pants, then I slowly raise my body up off the bed so you can catch a glimpse of my breasts F" Too late, my lovely. I’ve already nutted to pop, zip, boing! | |||
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"It's me fucking myself with a 10 inch tentacle. Sorry you're missing out on it, hope the description gives you at least half a fap." are you taking notes!? Cant beat a good bit of tentacle porn! | |||
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"Shit. That sums mine up. That’s a tough wank tbf " Tough but 37 seconds after first reading the description I can say it's not impossible | |||
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"I see the OP has gone quiet…. Hurrah for wipe clean screens, eh? I can never get all the smears off… I can imagine the checkout person at Dans local supermarket noting he’s in (again) buying (more) baby wipes. " They’re on my nectar prices this week! | |||
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"I see the OP has gone quiet…. Hurrah for wipe clean screens, eh? I can never get all the smears off… " Wrap it in clingfilm before the fap commences. Saves scrap1ng the swimmers off the screen with a trowel. A *allegedly...... | |||
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"I've got my strappy/leather lingerie on (see 19th June pic). The video starts with me on all fours on the bed, leaning on my elbow and forearms, the camera angled from my shoulder down my body to my bum. I very, very slowly move my bum and body as if slowly grinding on a lucky mans bulge in his pants, then I slowly raise my body up off the bed so you can catch a glimpse of my breasts F" | |||
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"I see the OP has gone quiet…. Hurrah for wipe clean screens, eh? I can never get all the smears off… Wrap it in clingfilm before the fap commences. Saves scrap1ng the swimmers off the screen with a trowel. A *allegedly...... " | |||
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"I see the OP has gone quiet…. Hurrah for wipe clean screens, eh? I can never get all the smears off… I can imagine the checkout person at Dans local supermarket noting he’s in (again) buying (more) baby wipes. They’re on my nectar prices this week! " “Nectar”…..hmmmm | |||
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"I've got my strappy/leather lingerie on (see 19th June pic). The video starts with me on all fours on the bed, leaning on my elbow and forearms, the camera angled from my shoulder down my body to my bum. I very, very slowly move my bum and body as if slowly grinding on a lucky mans bulge in his pants, then I slowly raise my body up off the bed so you can catch a glimpse of my breasts F Too late, my lovely. I’ve already nutted to pop, zip, boing! " D. | |||
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"I don't even take my clothes off in mine... But there is three of me ... I don't think you could handle it Dan " And music….. you should get a loan Dan!! | |||
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"Wet, oiled, pulsating dancer featuring a few sex toys and a lucky charm butt plug - warning some scenes of a graphic nature Oh and a Scottish accent. " “Will ye shoove the wee fella in, Dan?” | |||
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".. so can you describe them to me please? I need a bit of a Fap but I’m too tight to pay at the moment, so make them sound all erotic and sexy please Oh, and in doing so you might get other people viewing them and Fabbing them and what not- what a bonus! " Oh Dan, you are missing out, old sausage. Mine is the essence of erotica. Imagine a devastatingly handsome man (the kind to make even straight men go weak at the knees and question their inherent sexuality) lying on his bed. I’m fully clothed but that gives you the delicious anticipation of what is to come….. I zoom into my pretty face and one can sense something is about to happen, that your virgin eyes are about to witness a life event and that nothing will ever be the same again. You can feel your body pulse with electricity as you focus on my mouth. Something is happening…. Now go spend £5 and immerse yourself in the erotic delight that will follow | |||
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"The second video is a BOING I could just jump his bones right now, or wrap my lips around his love stick. *drool emoticon* F" The latter actually happened nice way to start the day | |||
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".. so can you describe them to me please? I need a bit of a Fap but I’m too tight to pay at the moment, so make them sound all erotic and sexy please Oh, and in doing so you might get other people viewing them and Fabbing them and what not- what a bonus! Oh Dan, you are missing out, old sausage. Mine is the essence of erotica. Imagine a devastatingly handsome man (the kind to make even straight men go weak at the knees and question their inherent sexuality) lying on his bed. I’m fully clothed but that gives you the delicious anticipation of what is to come….. I zoom into my pretty face and one can sense something is about to happen, that your virgin eyes are about to witness a life event and that nothing will ever be the same again. You can feel your body pulse with electricity as you focus on my mouth. Something is happening…. Now go spend £5 and immerse yourself in the erotic delight that will follow " Well it’s enough to turn me and I’m straight straight not even Fab straight. Do you think if I advertise on local updates with “site supporter pass expired, might leave the site” I’ll get a load of thirsty women offering to pay it for me (a bit like some of the ladies on here do?) | |||
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".. so can you describe them to me please? " I have a winking video Also a video where I season my cock with dry rub. | |||
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".. so can you describe them to me please? I need a bit of a Fap but I’m too tight to pay at the moment, so make them sound all erotic and sexy please Oh, and in doing so you might get other people viewing them and Fabbing them and what not- what a bonus! Oh Dan, you are missing out, old sausage. Mine is the essence of erotica. Imagine a devastatingly handsome man (the kind to make even straight men go weak at the knees and question their inherent sexuality) lying on his bed. I’m fully clothed but that gives you the delicious anticipation of what is to come….. I zoom into my pretty face and one can sense something is about to happen, that your virgin eyes are about to witness a life event and that nothing will ever be the same again. You can feel your body pulse with electricity as you focus on my mouth. Something is happening…. Now go spend £5 and immerse yourself in the erotic delight that will follow Well it’s enough to turn me and I’m straight straight not even Fab straight. Do you think if I advertise on local updates with “site supporter pass expired, might leave the site” I’ll get a load of thirsty women offering to pay it for me (a bit like some of the ladies on here do?)" They way I see it, that approach cannot fail!! They’ll be straining at the gusset from the thought of you smashing one out to their sexy videos. Please report back | |||
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"Which one shall I describe? x 28th June" I'm wearing a short tartin ish skirt and stockings! I lift it slowly and insert my pink bunny in myself was a request vid x | |||
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