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"Please marry me ![]() ![]() ![]() Although this is the most romantic proposal since I held a ring on my penis with a rubber band, I'm going to have to refrain as 1 marriage was enough for me | |||
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"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts " ![]() | |||
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"Yeah, PIS-cean ![]() I'm not sure which part you're giving the thumb to ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() ![]() I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Tiger? ![]() | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() Did I upset you in some way? ![]() | |||
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"New phone, who dis? J" Put me down as Mr incredible I guess ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Isn't that just a big pussy? | |||
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"I don't know you enough to like you, but I know you enough not to dislike you ![]() That definitely works for me ![]() | |||
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"I mean, you’re alright I guess ![]() I'll take alright, it's like saying I'm not a complete arsehole ![]() | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic?? ![]() | |||
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"I mean, you’re alright I guess ![]() ![]() How does part an arsehole work? ![]() | |||
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"I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis. ![]() I always imagine you to have a scrap book of fab penis | |||
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"Please marry me ![]() ![]() ![]() I am admittedly highly sad that we won’t be walking down the aisle together ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I've had worse. (Shrugs)" That's what every guy wants to hear after sex, never forget that and a high five and fist bump | |||
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"I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis. ![]() Nah that's effort .... | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() ![]() It's a towel ![]() | |||
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"I mean, I think you've done a decent job at man united over the years, but you did let in some howlers last season. So I'd say it's time for you to move on and someone else in nets next season. " Nobody knows I'm him, shhh ![]() | |||
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"I mean, you’re alright I guess ![]() ![]() ![]() It works ok for me ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() Not really ![]() | |||
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"Please marry me ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'm sorry to hear of your recent sadness due to my non acceptance of your hand in marriage, please accept my sincere apologies and the bucket of coal I'm sending you to provide you warmth this coming winter. Also it's not even Sunday and that sounds like a Sunday thing to me ![]() | |||
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"I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis. ![]() That's a good point | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Exhibit A ![]() | |||
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"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts " My new wank fantasy. Thanks Brucey ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() ![]() You don't have cloudy vision or it is cloudy? I need clarity in your answer or I won't sleep tonight | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() I like you because I had shitty day And you forcing me to get into bed with you thread cheer me up . | |||
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"You're amazing. All I've ever wanted in a man. Except that you just don't desperately lust after me. So our love can never be ![]() ![]() Well that's sweet of you to say ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss!" Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7 ![]() | |||
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"At times you come across as a bit of a knob but the rest of the time you are a complete knob ![]() ![]() I'm fabbing the fabbiest way ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts My new wank fantasy. Thanks Brucey ![]() This is a completely serious post and you've made it all smutty ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() My vision is clear enough to have spotted a winkie shaped bulge under those jeans, so you’re not relationship material for me I’m afraid, old sausage. But I think you’re a cracking bloke and would definitely invite you to afternoon tea on the lawn. Maybe croquet as well if you don’t steal the affections of that tidy little housemaid that has been yanking me off in the stables. | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. " Well that's a relief I think ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() Sorry to hear you had a shitty day buddy but glad I could give you something nice to go to bed with ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() A afternoon of tea and croquet sounds quite exquisite, I can't promise not to dissappear with the maid but I do promise I won't steal her away completely | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() Jesusssss ![]() | |||
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"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts " Where do I sign up?? ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() The bar is quite low ![]() | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() You're Batman to Brucey's Robin. | |||
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"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo" I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() Fab limbo always crops up ![]() | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Pfft - may as well be fully dressed ![]() | |||
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"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss! Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7 ![]() It's not even the most attention seeking thread of the last hour. J | |||
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"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point ![]() Fuck. That's an awfully long time. Well, I'll add a point in a pity vote kind of way. You can be okay now, rather than not too bad. | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() We probably raise it a bit between us ![]() | |||
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"I know you ignore me so I dont think you like me! ![]() I don't ignore anyone ![]() | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() Ok now this has really pissed me off! I'm off this crock of shite! ![]() | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can't always be naked ![]() | |||
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"I know you ignore me so I dont think you like me! ![]() ![]() Its ok, It doesnt bother me much, just occasionally! ![]() | |||
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"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss! Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7 ![]() I think if it more a fact thread, like a did you know type of thing ![]() | |||
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"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point ![]() Yes it really it ![]() ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() ![]() Please keep a eye on the sky ![]() | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() ![]() The sexy Robin in Titans on Netflix. *she says, backtracking* | |||
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"I mean, you’re alright I guess ![]() ![]() Just the right amount ![]() | |||
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"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is ![]() Whichever one was awesome I reckon ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Would he listen anyway ![]() | |||
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"Meh you're tolerable I guess ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() That's something to hold onto ![]() | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() ![]() I'm off to check out sexy Robin on Netflix. | |||
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"I mean, you’re alright I guess ![]() ![]() ![]() There's always a happy medium ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I don't know, it's hard to say | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() Don’t really know you but tats seem cool sadly your slippers are a bit suspect …… | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Uhh why not?? ![]() | |||
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"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour ![]() ![]() The original Robin, not the new annoying one similar to the one in Teen Titans. | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen. | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() But people like my slippers ![]() | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd be in jail ![]() | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() But you’d definitely be naked there…. | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I can do that, don't shout at him though | |||
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"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'd get myself in trouble so I got put on my own so my peach was safe ![]() | |||
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"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is ![]() ![]() Big softie one ![]() | |||
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"Meh. You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing." It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest. I think he'll listen. | |||
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"Meh. You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing. It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it ![]() I like when you sniff my butthole. | |||
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"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is ![]() ![]() ![]() You've been talking to my ex's ![]() | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I reckon he will have no choice | |||
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"Meh. You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing. It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it ![]() Me too, it's a very likable butthole | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I think he's the type of person who can zone out. Like a husband. | |||
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"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. Well that's a relief I think ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Like any male I'd say ![]() | |||
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"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Might done ![]() | |||
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"Meh. You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing. It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it ![]() It ain't much but it's honest work. ![]() | |||
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"Meh. You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing. It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it ![]() ![]() It's never been a chore to me, more a hobby ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() I have to confess, I don’t know you well enough to express my love for you, but I love your photos so at least a start ![]() | |||
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"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? ![]() ![]() Thank you ![]() | |||
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