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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Please marry me

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

Yeah, PIS-cean

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Please marry me "

Although this is the most romantic proposal since I held a ring on my penis with a rubber band, I'm going to have to refrain as 1 marriage was enough for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "

I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yeah, PIS-cean "

I'm not sure which part you're giving the thumb to

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes "

I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

New phone, who dis?

J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes

I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat "

Tiger?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated "

Did I upset you in some way?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know you enough to like you, but I know you enough not to dislike you

T.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"New phone, who dis?

J"

Put me down as Mr incredible I guess

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes

I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat

Tiger? "

Isn't that just a big pussy?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, you’re alright I guess

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I don't know you enough to like you, but I know you enough not to dislike you

T."

That definitely works for me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I mean, you’re alright I guess"

I'll take alright, it's like saying I'm not a complete arsehole

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've had worse. (Shrugs)

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way? "

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??

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By *agneto.Man
over a year ago

Bham

I mean, I think you've done a decent job at man united over the years, but you did let in some howlers last season.

So I'd say it's time for you to move on and someone else in nets next season.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"I mean, you’re alright I guess

I'll take alright, it's like saying I'm not a complete arsehole "

How does part an arsehole work?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis. "

I always imagine you to have a scrap book of fab penis

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Please marry me

Although this is the most romantic proposal since I held a ring on my penis with a rubber band, I'm going to have to refrain as 1 marriage was enough for me "

I am admittedly highly sad that we won’t be walking down the aisle together

I will therefore console myself by masturbating vigorously over pictures of nineteenth century bathing costumes…

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I've had worse. (Shrugs)"

That's what every guy wants to hear after sex, never forget that and a high five and fist bump

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis.

I always imagine you to have a scrap book of fab penis"

Nah that's effort ....

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way?

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic?? "

It's a towel

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I mean, I think you've done a decent job at man united over the years, but you did let in some howlers last season.

So I'd say it's time for you to move on and someone else in nets next season. "

Nobody knows I'm him, shhh

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I mean, you’re alright I guess

I'll take alright, it's like saying I'm not a complete arsehole

How does part an arsehole work? "

It works ok for me

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "

Not really

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

You're amazing. All I've ever wanted in a man. Except that you just don't desperately lust after me.

So our love can never be

(I do know you love me really )

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

At times you come across as a bit of a knob but the rest of the time you are a complete knob

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Please marry me

Although this is the most romantic proposal since I held a ring on my penis with a rubber band, I'm going to have to refrain as 1 marriage was enough for me

I am admittedly highly sad that we won’t be walking down the aisle together

I will therefore console myself by masturbating vigorously over pictures of nineteenth century bathing costumes… "

I'm sorry to hear of your recent sadness due to my non acceptance of your hand in marriage, please accept my sincere apologies and the bucket of coal I'm sending you to provide you warmth this coming winter.

Also it's not even Sunday and that sounds like a Sunday thing to me

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I don't know you well enough to comment to be fair, but you have a nice penis.

I always imagine you to have a scrap book of fab penis

Nah that's effort ...."

That's a good point

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes

I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat

Tiger?

Isn't that just a big pussy? "

Exhibit A

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts "

My new wank fantasy.

Thanks Brucey

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

Not really "

You don't have cloudy vision or it is cloudy? I need clarity in your answer or I won't sleep tonight

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "

I like you because I had shitty day

And you forcing me to get into bed with you thread cheer me up .

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You're amazing. All I've ever wanted in a man. Except that you just don't desperately lust after me.

So our love can never be

(I do know you love me really )"

Well that's sweet of you to say

You do have a man that lusts after you though Posh already

I do love you, not as my forever after though

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss!"

Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"At times you come across as a bit of a knob but the rest of the time you are a complete knob "

I'm fabbing the fabbiest way

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

I'm unsure of how to read your comments sometimes? A pussycat but fuck off if my claws come out vibe I get sometimes

I wouldn't reference myself as a pussycat

Tiger?

Isn't that just a big pussy?

Exhibit A

"

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts

My new wank fantasy.

Thanks Brucey "

This is a completely serious post and you've made it all smutty

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "

My vision is clear enough to have spotted a winkie shaped bulge under those jeans, so you’re not relationship material for me I’m afraid, old sausage. But I think you’re a cracking bloke and would definitely invite you to afternoon tea on the lawn. Maybe croquet as well if you don’t steal the affections of that tidy little housemaid that has been yanking me off in the stables.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal. "

Well that's a relief I think

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

I like you because I had shitty day

And you forcing me to get into bed with you thread cheer me up ."

Sorry to hear you had a shitty day buddy but glad I could give you something nice to go to bed with

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

My vision is clear enough to have spotted a winkie shaped bulge under those jeans, so you’re not relationship material for me I’m afraid, old sausage. But I think you’re a cracking bloke and would definitely invite you to afternoon tea on the lawn. Maybe croquet as well if you don’t steal the affections of that tidy little housemaid that has been yanking me off in the stables."

A afternoon of tea and croquet sounds quite exquisite, I can't promise not to dissappear with the maid but I do promise I won't steal her away completely

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

"

Jesusssss

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"Nah total bellend. Would fuck a woman with you but only so I could look into your eyes and channel the rage into my thrusts "

Where do I sign up?? lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think "

The bar is quite low

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

"

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad"

You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I know you ignore me so I dont think you like me!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo"

I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low "

Fab limbo always crops up

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way?

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??

It's a towel "

Pfft - may as well be fully dressed

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish


"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss!

Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7 "

It's not even the most attention seeking thread of the last hour.

J

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo

I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point "

Fuck. That's an awfully long time.

Well, I'll add a point in a pity vote kind of way. You can be okay now, rather than not too bad.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad

You're Batman to Brucey's Robin."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up "

We probably raise it a bit between us

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I know you ignore me so I dont think you like me! "

I don't ignore anyone

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad

You're Batman to Brucey's Robin."

Ok now this has really pissed me off!

I'm off this crock of shite!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way?

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??

It's a towel

Pfft - may as well be fully dressed "

I can't always be naked

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"I know you ignore me so I dont think you like me!

I don't ignore anyone "

Its ok, It doesnt bother me much, just occasionally!

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just wanna see this is the most attention seeking thread of all time and apparently I'M the king of that FFS! Damn it Piss!

Timing is key, also I do it once in a blue moon and you do it 24/7

It's not even the most attention seeking thread of the last hour.

J"

I think if it more a fact thread, like a did you know type of thing

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yeah you're not too bad. I mean minus a couple of points for the neediness but hey, we're all human. xoxo

I haven't had sex for a few months, neediness has to creep in at some point

Fuck. That's an awfully long time.

Well, I'll add a point in a pity vote kind of way. You can be okay now, rather than not too bad."

Yes it really it

I'll take the extra points and the okayness bestowed upon me

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us "

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad

You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.

Ok now this has really pissed me off!

I'm off this crock of shite! "

Please keep a eye on the sky

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad

You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.

Ok now this has really pissed me off!

I'm off this crock of shite! "

The sexy Robin in Titans on Netflix. *she says, backtracking*

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

Meh you're tolerable I guess

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I mean, you’re alright I guess

I'll take alright, it's like saying I'm not a complete arsehole "

Just the right amount

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is "

Whichever one was awesome I reckon

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed "

Would he listen anyway

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Meh you're tolerable I guess

Tinder "

That's something to hold onto

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad

You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.

Ok now this has really pissed me off!

I'm off this crock of shite!

The sexy Robin in Titans on Netflix. *she says, backtracking*"

I'm off to check out sexy Robin on Netflix.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I mean, you’re alright I guess

I'll take alright, it's like saying I'm not a complete arsehole

Just the right amount "

There's always a happy medium

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

Would he listen anyway

"

I don't know, it's hard to say

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Indifferent

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "

Don’t really know you but tats seem cool sadly your slippers are a bit suspect ……

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way?

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??

It's a towel

Pfft - may as well be fully dressed

I can't always be naked "

Uhh why not??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"You're alright I suposse, you're not Brucey so thats a mark in your favour

All of us have that in our favour, he just needs lots of attention or he gets sad

You're Batman to Brucey's Robin.

Ok now this has really pissed me off!

I'm off this crock of shite!

The sexy Robin in Titans on Netflix. *she says, backtracking*

I'm off to check out sexy Robin on Netflix."

The original Robin, not the new annoying one similar to the one in Teen Titans.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

Would he listen anyway

I don't know, it's hard to say"

You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

Don’t really know you but tats seem cool sadly your slippers are a bit suspect ……"

But people like my slippers

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way?

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??

It's a towel

Pfft - may as well be fully dressed

I can't always be naked

Uhh why not?? "

I'd be in jail

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way?

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??

It's a towel

Pfft - may as well be fully dressed

I can't always be naked

Uhh why not??

I'd be in jail "

But you’d definitely be naked there….

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

Would he listen anyway

I don't know, it's hard to say

You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.

"

I can do that, don't shout at him though

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Yes but it's clearly not reciprocated

Did I upset you in some way?

Yes!! What's with the clothes on profile pic??

It's a towel

Pfft - may as well be fully dressed

I can't always be naked

Uhh why not??

I'd be in jail

But you’d definitely be naked there…."

I'd get myself in trouble so I got put on my own so my peach was safe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meh.

You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is

Whichever one was awesome I reckon "

Big softie one

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Meh.

You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing."

It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

Would he listen anyway

I don't know, it's hard to say

You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.

I can do that, don't shout at him though "

I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.

I think he'll listen.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh.

You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.

It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it "

I like when you sniff my butthole.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is

Whichever one was awesome I reckon

Big softie one "

You've been talking to my ex's

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

Would he listen anyway

I don't know, it's hard to say

You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.

I can do that, don't shout at him though

I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.

I think he'll listen. "

I reckon he will have no choice

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Meh.

You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.

It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it

I like when you sniff my butthole."

Me too, it's a very likable butthole

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

Would he listen anyway

I don't know, it's hard to say

You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.

I can do that, don't shout at him though

I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.

I think he'll listen.

I reckon he will have no choice "

I think he's the type of person who can zone out.

Like a husband.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"As forum people go, you seem quite normal.

Well that's a relief I think

The bar is quite low

Fab limbo always crops up

We probably raise it a bit between us

Without a doubt, we should teach Brucey but I can't be arsed

Would he listen anyway

I don't know, it's hard to say

You hold him down by his ears, I'll make him listen.

I can do that, don't shout at him though

I'll whisper into his ear, with my boobs resting on his chest.

I think he'll listen.

I reckon he will have no choice

I think he's the type of person who can zone out.

Like a husband. "

Like any male I'd say

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk


"You do remind me of someone. I just don't know which one my ex's it is

Whichever one was awesome I reckon

Big softie one

You've been talking to my ex's "

Might done

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Meh.

You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.

It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it

I like when you sniff my butthole.

Me too, it's a very likable butthole "

It ain't much but it's honest work.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Meh.

You're alright. You smell pretty bad though and the fact you can not paint toenails without a boner is disappointing.

It's not my fault you insist on bending over when I'm trying to do it

I like when you sniff my butthole.

Me too, it's a very likable butthole

It ain't much but it's honest work. "

It's never been a chore to me, more a hobby

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise? "

I have to confess, I don’t know you well enough to express my love for you, but I love your photos so at least a start

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Quite a few know I'm a completely awesome and sarcastic guy but is your vision a bit cloudy so you don't realise?

I have to confess, I don’t know you well enough to express my love for you, but I love your photos so at least a start "

Thank you

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