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By *obilebottom OP   Man
51 weeks ago

All over

Have you used all the toilet rolls you stashed away during lockdown or do you still have some left?

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By *orld Cup WillyMan
51 weeks ago

Berkshire

Ooh I’ve got loads!

My policy : have a large multi pack “float” .. with the aim to never break in to that.

Then have another pack that I replenish as it runs out. Hence my stock never falls below the multipack .. just in case of future shortages, right!?

Cleanliness is next to godliness when it comes to arse hygiene innit?

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
51 weeks ago

All over


"Ooh I’ve got loads!

My policy : have a large multi pack “float” .. with the aim to never break in to that.

Then have another pack that I replenish as it runs out. Hence my stock never falls below the multipack .. just in case of future shortages, right!?

Cleanliness is next to godliness when it comes to arse hygiene innit? "

Sounds like an excellent plan and frees up the space in your garage or spare bedroom too.

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By *aggonerMan
51 weeks ago

for a penny

Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?

I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.

I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.

And I’m still alive.

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By *obilebottom OP   Man
51 weeks ago

All over


"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?

I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.

I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.

And I’m still alive. "

You do realise it was meant to evoke a smile and perhaps a few stories too of what happened

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By *rightonsteveMan
51 weeks ago

Brighton - even Hove!

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By *naswingdressWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)

I've been buying in bulk for years. It's cheaper.

I ran out of my last pre-pandemic order just as toilet paper stopped being such a hot commodity. I had no issues.

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By *ostindreamsMan
51 weeks ago

London

Have been using water jets for quite awhile. Toilet rolls aren't used that much anymore.

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

I do have some up in the attic. Keep buying more. Mostly because I can't be arsed get up into the attic for it

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By *elix SightedMan
51 weeks ago

Your internet

The joke of it is, no one could buy anywhere near enough food to do that much shitting.

I live on my own and couldn’t buy just the toilet rolls and surface wipes I needed to stay clean. You hoarding bastards!!!

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By *ad NannaWoman
51 weeks ago

East London


"The joke of it is, no one could buy anywhere near enough food to do that much shitting.

I live on my own and couldn’t buy just the toilet rolls and surface wipes I needed to stay clean. You hoarding bastards!!! "

You've obviously not had a friend with IBS

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Bristol


"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?

I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.

I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.

And I’m still alive. "

You don't get uncontrollable and violent shits whenever anything out of the ordinary happens?

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By *naswingdressWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?

I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.

I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.

And I’m still alive.

You don't get uncontrollable and violent shits whenever anything out of the ordinary happens? "

Some lucky people don't

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
51 weeks ago

Bristol


"Why do people hoard toilet rolls at the first sign of anything out of the ordinary?

I’ve never done it: just buy the same as usual. In fact, I was cross during the pandemic because I couldn’t buy my usual pack size and had to take more than I needed. They’re just too bulky to store.

I have always kept a few tins by just in case, but never hoarded.

And I’m still alive.

You don't get uncontrollable and violent shits whenever anything out of the ordinary happens?

Some lucky people don't "

Hey don't worry, we've all been there

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By (user no longer on site)
51 weeks ago

++CODE BROWN + CODE BROWN++

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Bog roll levels have reached critical.

Immediate action required

_________________________

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+++THIS IS NOT A DRILL+++

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By *naswingdressWoman
51 weeks ago

Manchester (she/her)


"++CODE BROWN + CODE BROWN++

.

Bog roll levels have reached critical.

Immediate action required

_________________________

.

+++THIS IS NOT A DRILL+++"

The bog roll I buy, the two last rolls are wrapped in different colour paper to remind you to buy more

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By *elix SightedMan
51 weeks ago

Your internet


"++CODE BROWN + CODE BROWN++

.

Bog roll levels have reached critical.

Immediate action required

_________________________

.

+++THIS IS NOT A DRILL+++"

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By *ndycoinsMan
51 weeks ago

Buxton

Still got plenty of hand sanitiser me and the good old boys bootlegged in the backwoods.

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