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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London

Worried about a ban here but...I don't care for nail polish! It just makes them taste weird!

Come at me haters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Makes what taste weird?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Come at me haters!"

Open wide.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Don't chew your nails then - or anyone else's

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Makes what taste weird?"

The NAILS chicken.

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru


"Makes what taste weird?"

Toes when Brucey is sucking on then ….. random guess really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes what taste weird?

The NAILS chicken. "

Why are you eating your nails?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Makes what taste weird?

Toes when Brucey is sucking on then ….. random guess really "

Not just a pretty face cookie!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Makes what taste weird?

Toes when Brucey is sucking on then ….. random guess really "

He can get in the bin with that behaviour

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Makes what taste weird?

The NAILS chicken.

Why are you eating your nails? "

Oh I do ya know, it's a bad habit I know. But I ain't perfect. I know it's easy to assume I am but I'm flawed just like the rest of you!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Stop chewing your nails or painting them then Brucey.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Stop chewing your nails or painting them then Brucey."

But they look so good!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Worried about a ban here but...I don't care for nail polish! It just makes them taste weird!

Come at me haters!"

Can you really taste it? I think back and can’t recall recognising a different taste when I’ve been sucking fingers or toes.

Maybe you’re one of those special people. Scotland Yard or MI5 may need you….

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary


"Worried about a ban here but...I don't care for nail polish! It just makes them taste weird!

Come at me haters!"

Cover them in honey or something first... problem solved

Em x

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Why are you tasting nails?

Mrs

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Worried about a ban here but...I don't care for nail polish! It just makes them taste weird!

Come at me haters!

Cover them in honey or something first... problem solved

Em x"

Finally someone that provides SOLUTIONS PEOPLE

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My nails peel if I use polish. I think I'm allergic. I don't bother with it, ever.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Get her to toe fist your arse before you suck her toes.

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Get her to toe fist your arse before you suck her toes."

Worst one yet. God damn this thread who started it?!

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Stop chewing your nails or painting them then Brucey.

But they look so good!"

Try painting them with Tippex maybe?? They'll taste horrible and you might poison yourself, but either way it'll probably stop you biting them, can you still buy tippex? Haven't seen it years now I think of it.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8


"Stop chewing your nails or painting them then Brucey.

But they look so good!

Try painting them with Tippex maybe?? They'll taste horrible and you might poison yourself, but either way it'll probably stop you biting them, can you still buy tippex? Haven't seen it years now I think of it."

Oh yes, my monitor is covered in it.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Stop chewing your nails or painting them then Brucey.

But they look so good!

Try painting them with Tippex maybe?? They'll taste horrible and you might poison yourself, but either way it'll probably stop you biting them, can you still buy tippex? Haven't seen it years now I think of it.

Oh yes, my monitor is covered in it."

Not just me then.

Mine's covered in highlighter stripes.

A

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Apparently you can taste it, even on cum fingers!! Who knew?!?!

Jo.Xx

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Apparently you can taste it, even on cum fingers!! Who knew?!?!

Jo.Xx

"

I enjoy the sensible comments here thanks Jo! Bloody Daisy and her tippex...trying to make serious threads here!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my toes. I can't feel it there.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my webbed feet. I can't feel it there. "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my webbed feet. I can't feel it there.

"

You said you liked them!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my webbed feet. I can't feel it there.

You said you liked them!"

Not the webs!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my toes. I can't feel it there. "

You still paint toenails but not fingernails?! That's unique isn't it?

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Apparently you can taste it, even on cum fingers!! Who knew?!?!

Jo.Xx

I enjoy the sensible comments here thanks Jo! Bloody Daisy and her tippex...trying to make serious threads here! "

You know I have always been down with the serious topics on fab Brucey. This is not a laughing matter!!

Ain't no one wanting to taste that shite. No matter how pretty it looks.

Jo.Xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my toes. I can't feel it there.

You still paint toenails but not fingernails?! That's unique isn't it? "

I am unique

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Apparently you can taste it, even on cum fingers!! Who knew?!?!

Jo.Xx

I enjoy the sensible comments here thanks Jo! Bloody Daisy and her tippex...trying to make serious threads here!

You know I have always been down with the serious topics on fab Brucey. This is not a laughing matter!!

Ain't no one wanting to taste that shite. No matter how pretty it looks.

Jo.Xx "

Jo you're like, the best?

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my toes. I can't feel it there.

You still paint toenails but not fingernails?! That's unique isn't it?

I am unique "

To be fair I think your nails would be the last thing on my mind anyway

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my toes. I can't feel it there.

You still paint toenails but not fingernails?! That's unique isn't it? "

My mum does that.

Thinking about it, I've never seen them in the same room at the same time

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Apparently you can taste it, even on cum fingers!! Who knew?!?!

Jo.Xx

I enjoy the sensible comments here thanks Jo! Bloody Daisy and her tippex...trying to make serious threads here!

You know I have always been down with the serious topics on fab Brucey. This is not a laughing matter!!

Ain't no one wanting to taste that shite. No matter how pretty it looks.

Jo.Xx

Jo you're like, the best? "

Hey I am always serious very serious person me! And if you have a look I've also learnt something you can still by tippex, so stick that on your nails and eat it!

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my toes. I can't feel it there.

You still paint toenails but not fingernails?! That's unique isn't it?

My mum does that.

Thinking about it, I've never seen them in the same room at the same time "

Oh that's a pretty hot fantasy you've unleashed there

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By *ruceyy OP   Man
over a year ago

London


"Apparently you can taste it, even on cum fingers!! Who knew?!?!

Jo.Xx

I enjoy the sensible comments here thanks Jo! Bloody Daisy and her tippex...trying to make serious threads here!

You know I have always been down with the serious topics on fab Brucey. This is not a laughing matter!!

Ain't no one wanting to taste that shite. No matter how pretty it looks.

Jo.Xx

Jo you're like, the best?

Hey I am always serious very serious person me! And if you have a look I've also learnt something you can still by tippex, so stick that on your nails and eat it! "

Of course you can! It's a cheap high, and they never go off market!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"I actually can't wear nail varnish, I can FEEL it on my nails and it drives me crazy.

So you'll only be able to taste it on my toes. I can't feel it there.

You still paint toenails but not fingernails?! That's unique isn't it? "

I'm the same.

I'll paint my toenails in summer if I'm wearing open toe shoes, but I can't paint my fingernails.

I had red gel varnish one Christmas and it drove me mad.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax


"Worried about a ban here but...I don't care for nail polish! It just makes them taste weird!

Come at me haters!"

You won't want my toes then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can't taste it though

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

I absolutely love skilfully applied nail polish on a ladies fingernails

It creates a wonderfully arresting, sexually alluring, visual feast; especially if she happens to have her fingers wrapped around my erect phallus at the time.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Apparently you can taste it, even on cum fingers!! Who knew?!?!

Jo.Xx

I enjoy the sensible comments here thanks Jo! Bloody Daisy and her tippex...trying to make serious threads here!

You know I have always been down with the serious topics on fab Brucey. This is not a laughing matter!!

Ain't no one wanting to taste that shite. No matter how pretty it looks.

Jo.Xx

Jo you're like, the best?

Hey I am always serious very serious person me! And if you have a look I've also learnt something you can still by tippex, so stick that on your nails and eat it! "

I was never one for tippex. The smell sent me funny!!

Also, I'm pretty certain the OP only applies to freshly painted nails.

Jo.Xx

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Oh I hear ya! I love wearing nail varnish and had freshly done my nails for a date last year. Things got raunchy, my fingers were in his mouth and he seriously started choking! I assumed I'd stabbed him in the throat or something by his reaction but once he'd finally caught his breath he revealed it was the fumes! Oops.

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