FabSwingers.com forum: Huntsman Spider Found in Edinburgh

By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

A very dangerous and poisonous spider was found in Edinburgh which is Scotland's second city. The spider had

stowed away in luggage after a man came back from Africa.

Although it was taken away by RSPCA experts it is not known if it was a pregnant female and had laid eggs in the apartment.

Nobody was hurt luckily. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

There used to he a Heathrow animal control documentary on tv, some of the animals they found as stow away was nuts

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

"A very dangerous and poisonous spider was found in Edinburgh which is Scotland's second city. The spider had

stowed away in luggage after a man came back from Africa.

Although it was taken away by RSPCA experts it is not known if it was a pregnant female and had laid eggs in the apartment.

Nobody was hurt luckily. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"

This is just a web of lies Tom, make no mistake!

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By *anforkinkywomenMan
over a year ago

Barwell

This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.

You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

A Hutsman is poisonous but not dangerous to most humans.

Painful but not a serious danger from the bite.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

UK reboot of Arachnophobia?

Wonder who will play Dr Death and the exterminator

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Aggressive and dangerous creature found in Scotland"

How is this news?!

Bess x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This story could have legs, Tom

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By *oofy321Man
over a year ago

moon base zero

"There used to he a Heathrow animal control documentary on tv, some of the animals they found as stow away was nuts

Nuts are not animals

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This story could have legs, Tom"

Don't be soft, Ricky. It's a web of lies.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

"This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.

You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus."

Another urban myth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This story could have legs, Tom

Don't be soft, Ricky. It's a web of lies."

You're probably right, Ricky. Spin us another yarn, Tom.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Also, venomous. Not poisonous

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By *oodsman1000Man
over a year ago

Hereford

Try going there Saturday night you won't be worried about spiders

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.

You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus."

Only to those that practice anal sex. Those big gapping caves of an arse hole.

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

Has this bugger laid eggs ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im leaving scotland lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Least it wasn't a camel spider

big ugly things!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Also, venomous. Not poisonous "

I don't imagine they're particularly tasty though.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Point of order tom

Edinburgh IS NOT scotlands second city it's it's capital.

Glasgow is second with Aberdeen third

Please make sure you fact check your posts in future

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

This poisonous bugger could have bitten and infected a human or small child.

Good job it was caught before it bit somebody

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The spider fancied a holiday to Edinburgh, I mean, who wouldn't?

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By *rightonsteveMan
over a year ago

Brighton - even Hove!

They can grow up to 35cms. And are very fast.

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Also, venomous. Not poisonous "

Yup. Only poisonous if you eat them...

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"Least it wasn't a camel spider

big ugly things!! "

Is that the one hump or the two hump version?

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

"This type of spider is know to crawl up your butthole while you sleep and then lay it's eggs and crawl out again.

You don't realise it's happened until they start hatching and crawling out your anus.

Only to those that practice anal sex. Those big gapping caves of an arse hole."

Not if they're only practicing. The big gaping caves are when they've got really good at it!

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Scotland you say Tom, are you sure they said Huntsman and not Hoots Mon.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Er Tom, Edinburgh is Scotlands capital, so would be it's first city

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

This calls for a permanent lockdown of airports.

No more unwanted immigration

Just the thought of seeing one of those things in real life makes me sweat.

How can someone miss that in their luggage??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs."
wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs."

There's one in your kitchen

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

"The spider fancied a holiday to Edinburgh, I mean, who wouldn't? "

She makes a very good point

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening. "

Why did I read this!

I've just got the little house spider that took up residence in my bathroom out of my head.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs.

There's one in your kitchen

If I EVER meet you in person I'm going to hurt you

Not really, but I'll give you a really mean glare

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening.

Why did I read this!

I've just got the little house spider that took up residence in my bathroom out of my head."
lol the first time I smacked one on my kitchen floor after moving here I think I was reincarnated. I freaked out they scattered everywhere.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Until recently there was a raw cotton processing mill in our village.The number and type of stowaways in the bales of raw cotton was amazing.Similarly,I knew a guy who worked for Quantas in Oz,the stuff they found on returning aircraft was incredible,including a croc in the pressurised hold.A friend of mine is an aero engineer at Manchester,same sort of thing.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening.

Why did I read this!

I've just got the little house spider that took up residence in my bathroom out of my head. lol the first time I smacked one on my kitchen floor after moving here I think I was reincarnated. I freaked out they scattered everywhere."

I'd have to emigrate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs. wolf spiders with their babies on their backs are more frightening.

Why did I read this!

I'd have to emigrate."
lol 1 huntsman or a 100 babie wolf spiders. I choose the huntsman. Squash that bitch.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd burn the apartment down in case it laid eggs.

There's one in your kitchen

If I EVER meet you in person I'm going to hurt you

Not really, but I'll give you a really mean glare

Choose your battles

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Aggressive and dangerous creature found in Scotland"

How is this news?!

Bess x"

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

This happens a lot. It's in the news every year.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This happens a lot. It's in the news every year. "

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By *ssex_tom OP Man
over a year ago

Chelmsford

"This happens a lot. It's in the news every year. "

It's not just in the news. It's all over the news ...

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"This happens a lot. It's in the news every year.

It's not just in the news. It's all over the news ..."

This happens everywhere every year. It's all over the news! All over it .. not one bit of it untouched.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

"A very dangerous and poisonous spider was found in Edinburgh which is Scotland's second city. The spider had

stowed away in luggage after a man came back from Africa.

Although it was taken away by RSPCA experts it is not known if it was a pregnant female and had laid eggs in the apartment.

Nobody was hurt luckily. What's going on here guys. It's all over the news"
omg the spider would have died if he'd bit a scotsman all that whiskey

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