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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

Now that I have your attention.

Hello. How you doing today? Share it with the group.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Share it with the group. "

You want me to share the sex?

I suppose that *is* what swinging’s all about.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Pants!! I want a cuddle and kiss that may or may not lead to The SEX but I'm getting nothing

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Ahhhhh, The Sex...

What's that all about, then?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I want THE SEX.

And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.

Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I'm enjoying your clickbait thread

I'm also working and trying to word a letter to an agent. Politely explaining why I will not be saving his clients money, and costing us money. What I really want to do is tell him to sod off.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I want THE SEX.

And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.

Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry "

On the (very limited) upside, I love your Union Jack shoes.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Just returned from the gym and even hornier as the women in there today we're off the scale!!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling

So many focused on THE SEX!

Says a lot!

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ahhhhh, The Sex...

What's that all about, then? "

It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1...

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton


"Ahhhhh, The Sex...

What's that all about, then?

It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1..."

That's worthy of its own educational picture book

Do you think it would work as a pop up book?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Ahhhhh, The Sex...

What's that all about, then?

It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1..."

For the daddy bees, are the slimy rubber sausage skins very tiny or is it more like a body suit, I am trying to understand their purpose.

My teachers at sixth form (back in the dark ages) always told us that we would get pregnant by sitting on radiators - can you explain more about mummy flowers, daddy bees, suasage skins and radiators as I feel I have missed some of the facts about THE SEX.

Thank you in anticipation

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"I want THE SEX.

And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.

Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry

On the (very limited) upside, I love your Union Jack shoes. "

Aww thanks D... I've had them 20 years now. Need to do some sequin repairs

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ahhhhh, The Sex...

What's that all about, then?

It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1...

That's worthy of its own educational picture book

Do you think it would work as a pop up book? "

Depends on what pops up...

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"So many focused on THE SEX!

Says a lot! "

It's because you mentioned it!

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Ah yes, THE SEX. Excellent clickbaiting OP!

Today I shall mostly be attempting to keep my patience when those around me seem to be intent on trying it.

Back to back meetings but the good news is I get to retire in 20 years or so. Hurrah!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Ahhhhh, The Sex...

What's that all about, then?

It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1..."

Hang on, hang on... so it's actually a bit like having a fuck? Ahhhhhhh....

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I want THE SEX.

And now my plans include sulking because I can't have THE SEX. Or kisses.

Thanks K. I was just going to be painting but now I have to schedule in a big cry

On the (very limited) upside, I love your Union Jack shoes.

Aww thanks D... I've had them 20 years now. Need to do some sequin repairs "

They're in great condition!

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Not great, I can’t seem to stop my brain overthinking. If I can do that my day will go much better

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport


"Ahhhhh, The Sex...

What's that all about, then?

It's about when the mummy flowers and the daddy bees get together and they love each other very much, and afterwards you find slimy rubber sausage skin things thrown in the hedgerow at that layby on the A1...

That's worthy of its own educational picture book

Do you think it would work as a pop up book? "

Perfectly. Also scratch and sniff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The day and the sex, both not great.

Could do better.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Perfectly. Also scratch and sniff."

Well now you’ve put me right off the sex.

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!

I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Perfectly. Also scratch and sniff.

Well now you’ve put me right off the sex."

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!

I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied! "

Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then?

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over a year ago

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea


"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!

I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!

Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then? "

Ooh I’d never thought of it like that! but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

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Damn it OP. Damn it.

I'm really happy, about to start blitzing the house while indulging in the new season of The Witcher! Got to wash my hair, really can't work out if curls or blowdrying it is best. And also not spend the day excitedly talking to people. :D

Hope you're good!

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!

I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!

Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then?

Ooh I’d never thought of it like that! but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha "

I'm not convinced this was a real sandwich, nor real sausage. And you are in fact trying to act innocent when it was more than just food!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

Now I just want to know what’s in a Devon chunky.

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"So many focused on THE SEX!

Says a lot!

It's because you mentioned it! "

I did no such thing!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

I'm enjoying working from a lovely café, while my aircon gets fixed. Very chilled

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Click bait.

But, yeh. I’m good thanks.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

The sex, the sex is on fire

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"The sex, the sex is on fire"

We don’t need no water let the motherfucker burn?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

I’m trying not to focus on the SEX. But there’s at least 6 people on here that I want the SEX with…..

FGS

But other than that - I’m all good. Happy & perky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m trying not to focus on the SEX. But there’s at least 6 people on here that I want the SEX with…..

FGS

But other than that - I’m all good. Happy & perky. "

6!! Well that's just greedy.

I'm struggling to find half of one.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex


"I’m trying not to focus on the SEX. But there’s at least 6 people on here that I want the SEX with…..

FGS

But other than that - I’m all good. Happy & perky.

6!! Well that's just greedy.

I'm struggling to find half of one."

They’re lovely people who I just really really like. And fancy. And like.

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By *karussin22Man
over a year ago

Birmingham


"Pants!! I want a cuddle and kiss that may or may not lead to The SEX but I'm getting nothing "

I don’t understand how this can be so…you’re gorgeous!!!!! Available for cuddling!!!!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I want it all but sadly nothing is on the cards…it’s always just out of my reach…

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now I just want to know what’s in a Devon chunky."

Come here and you can be

(Dammit I'm smoooooth)

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By *aitonel OP   Man
over a year ago

Travelling


"Now I just want to know what’s in a Devon chunky.

Come here and you can be

(Dammit I'm smoooooth)"

As sandpaper!

To be fair, that was a good one, won't lie!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!

I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!

Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then?

Ooh I’d never thought of it like that! but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha "

Devon chunkies are the best…

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon


"Now I just want to know what’s in a Devon chunky.

Come here and you can be

(Dammit I'm smoooooth)

As sandpaper!

To be fair, that was a good one, won't lie! "

I surprised myself actually!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How am I doing it today ? Today has been solo

Tones

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Damn it OP. Damn it.

I'm really happy, about to start blitzing the house while indulging in the new season of The Witcher! Got to wash my hair, really can't work out if curls or blowdrying it is best. And also not spend the day excitedly talking to people. :D

Hope you're good!"

Sighhhh The Witcher...

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"Now I just want to know what’s in a Devon chunky.

Come here and you can be

(Dammit I'm smoooooth)"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I’m trying not to focus on the SEX. But there’s at least 6 people on here that I want the SEX with…..

FGS

But other than that - I’m all good. Happy & perky.

6!! Well that's just greedy.

I'm struggling to find half of one.

They’re lovely people who I just really really like. And fancy. And like. "

Call them out- you never know!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"How am I doing it today ? Today has been solo

Tones"

What a sight that was I'm sure!!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania


"How am I doing it today ? Today has been solo

Tones"

Ohhh a Star Wars fan... Hands Solo.

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea


"I’ve just had a swingers sausage sandwich!

I went to the proper butchers and bought 3 different sausages so I could have a little bit of each of the ones I fancied!

Ahhh, a Club Sandwich then?

Ooh I’d never thought of it like that! but yes! I had a breakfast sausage, a Cumberland and Devon chunkie! Ha ha

Devon chunkies are the best… "

Mmmmmm they are!

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