FabSwingers.com forum: My mate DOESN’T fancy you ..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Hey. That other thread it’s all about the quality not the quantity ..

Here? Why it’s all about the quantity and not the quality!

Say you’re in, and if nobody fancies you, then they won’t get anyone to tell you. Or something?

Will that even work!?

Who knows.

Anyway… I’m in!!! Who else?

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Haha.

I think I definitely qualify when it comes to QUANTIY.

you're looking at 22 stone of British beef.

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Dan! My Mate didn't message so I can only assume they don't fancy you.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I have no idea what I am getting into here.

That's like a red rag to a bull for me.

Let's see what trouble we can get into.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

This is our thread then

Tinder

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Dan! My Mate didn't message so I can only assume they don't fancy you.

Well I really don’t fancy them either, and haven’t told anyone, so, hey, does that mean we have a match?!? Or not? I’m confused.. but, yay, the thread works!! I think ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If we’re scoring points, I’ll win!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Let's see what trouble we can get into.

Well if the thread is doing its job, then that'll be none at all.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm sure I smash this one every day lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in, if I've understood correctly no news is good news

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

I'm off to bed so will not be sending any messages meaning I definitely don't fancy anyone

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

"Dan! My Mate didn't message so I can only assume they don't fancy you.

Well I really don’t fancy them either, and haven’t told anyone, so, hey, does that mean we have a match?!? Or not? I’m confused.. but, yay, the thread works!! I think ..

Yes. Now you need to not message each other to arrange a Nocial. Followed by lots of leaving each other alone for eternity

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'm in, if I've understood correctly no news is good news

Well exactly, contrary to the other thread, on this one when you frantically search to see if your name has somehow been mentioned, the disappointment arises if you actually ARE mentioned!

That way it’s more inclusive for everyone - as nobody is mentioned!

Or at least I think that’s how it works. My brain hurts tbf

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What’s going on over here then

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What’s going on over here then

We're not doing nuffink.

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Why the fuck not!? I'm a total catch

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

My brain is in actual knots!!!

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Awww thanks mystery un-fancier for not sending a message. Please don't reveal yourself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Awww thanks mystery un-fancier for not sending a message. Please don't reveal yourself

That’s the beauty of the thread, Jules.

At time of writing there’s over 39,000 people online on Fab. And all of those people aren’t writing in to say they don’t fancy us!

Massive numbers not messaging!

Whereas on t’other thread the “popular” folk can only muster a couple of dozen messages at best! A drop in the ocean in comparison

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So if I say I'm in and nobody messages to tell me that nobody fancies me or.....hang on a minute......Urm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm in, if I've understood correctly no news is good news

Well exactly, contrary to the other thread, on this one when you frantically search to see if your name has somehow been mentioned, the disappointment arises if you actually ARE mentioned!

That way it’s more inclusive for everyone - as nobody is mentioned!

Or at least I think that’s how it works. My brain hurts tbf

This feels like a win win! No messages, winning, get messages, massive surprise and a win!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Awww thanks mystery un-fancier for not sending a message. Please don't reveal yourself

It wasn't me.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

*****Incoming*****

Hold on tight Dan, I have a message for you… my super sexy mate says, “your membership is due to run out in 5 days… Text Swing to 89100”..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Looks like I've found my place

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*****Incoming*****

Hold on tight Dan, I have a message for you… my super sexy mate says, “your membership is due to run out in 5 days… Text Swing to 89100”..

. Yay!! I’ve been mentioned on one of these threads!! Finally!!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I am in. This is my spiritual home.

I shall take over this corner of the room, drink my beer all by myself and be ignored.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"What’s going on over here then

We're not doing nuffink.

And we are having lots of fun not doing it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Yeah I think I belong on this thread.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Non of my mates fancy any of you lot.

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By *inAndTonic21Couple
over a year ago

Merseyside

Defo in for this one - cos no one fancies us either

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I'm in. Just to confirm what I already know

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

I'm in got in something

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Pulls up a chair

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By *ustyshimmerCouple
over a year ago

Bexhill

I know its early, but totally confused, maybe its more coffee time

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

I fit in in this thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In.. I think.. what we doing again??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"In.. I think.. what we doing again??

Mr "

We're standing around looking ugly

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve been doing that since about 1992 anyway

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

BanDerks, my mate messaged to say that they would take you to the moon and back on the tip of their penis so I guess that means you're out and this is my thread now.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

In..

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

I have no mates and don't fancy anyone, so I *think* this is the place for me

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I’ve got loads of mates and they all fancy me more than they fancy a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

For that reason I’m out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"BanDerks, my mate messaged to say that they would take you to the moon and back on the tip of their penis so I guess that means you're out and this is my thread now.

Snog!! No, Marry!

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"I’ve got loads of mates and they all fancy me more than they fancy a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

For that reason I’m out.

Show off

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Only thing I am in is this room corner

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sounds like my kinda thread. Can't wait to not be told that nobody fancies me haha

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

"I’ve got loads of mates and they all fancy me more than they fancy a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

For that reason I’m out.

Show off

I’d reply but I’m out.

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Chippenham Malmesbury area

I don't have any mates but if I did, they'd be an odd bunch of folk and probably wouldn't fancy any of you lot.

Me, on the other hand, well, there's maybe one or two that have caught my eye.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"What’s going on over here then

We're not doing nuffink.

And we are having lots of fun not doing it."

innit

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I haven’t got any mates and none of them fancy some of you.

As for the rest of you, I used to mate but didn’t like it. Or them.

I wasn’t here but had a great time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A few of you guys are in the wrong thread

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By *exymarvelMan
over a year ago

cardiff

My perfect place lmao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

In… or not in… I’m not really sure how this works.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"In… or not in… I’m not really sure how this works."

We're just going with the flow.

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Oh wow! This thread really does work! I've been inundated with no messages at all telling me no ones mate fancies me and I hadn't even joined the thread yet. Great work op!

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Im in !!! Might be a record say for the inbox… may have to cancel staff holidays to cover!!

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"I’ve got loads of mates and they all fancy me more than they fancy a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

For that reason I’m out.

I fancy you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I’ve got loads of mates and they all fancy me more than they fancy a cup of tea and a slice of cake.

For that reason I’m out.

I fancy you

Gah! Wrong thread! This isn’t the one to tell people you DO fancy them, this is the thread to NOT tell them that you DON’T fancy them.

It really couldn’t be simpler

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But now I want to know !!!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Well I don't like any of you. In fact I dislike some of you so much I want to get you in my corner so I can share my cake and beer with you, and take you to bed where we can continue showing each other just how much we don't fancy each other

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

I shall bite my tongue, as their is many I do,

But gloat in the light of this thread and lack of received admiration

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x"

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

I think we've had sex with the the three people on Fab we've identified who fancy us. If you fancy either or both of us you might want to let us know because we're probably unaware. The expected silence will confirm our analysis.

That's a long-winded way of saying we're in.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x"

Would you like crumpet too?

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By *rivateparts!Man
over a year ago

Walking down the only road I've ever known!

I know I'm unfanciable.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I'm totally baffled by the OP, and by the OP's OP.

But I'm in.

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By *alico_KittyWoman
over a year ago

Kittys Lane

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x

Would you like crumpet too?

Yes please but lots of real butter though

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I fancy half of you lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy half of you lot

It's my bottom half, isn't it?

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

"I fancy half of you lot

Left or right half?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Im in or maybe out or just somwere in between,the devil and the deep blue something gotta change

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy half of you lot

It's my bottom half, isn't it?"

Yes. Yes it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy half of you lot

Left or right half?"

The lower half

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I fancy half of you lot

She's back

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Still confused…..

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I fancy half of you lot

I know which half I want to be in.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x

Would you like crumpet too?

Yes please but lots of real butter though "

I knew I'd like you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy half of you lot

She's back

Oh hi

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I fancy half of you lot

Left or right half?

The lower half

At least half of us are stil unfancied

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x

Would you like crumpet too?

Yes please but lots of real butter though

I knew I'd like you.

*cough* ahem. This is the thread for people you DON’T like. And you don’t tell them.

Did nobody get the memo?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x

Would you like crumpet too?

Yes please but lots of real butter though

I knew I'd like you.

*cough* ahem. This is the thread for people you DON’T like. And you don’t tell them.

Did nobody get the memo?!

Didn't fancy the memo, so...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve got a feeling this will not work in my favour either way.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Pulling up a chair and might as well start reading a book as this one definitely for me x

Nudge over. I'll put the kettle on

Tea please with little milk but no sugar, thank you x

Would you like crumpet too?

Yes please but lots of real butter though

I knew I'd like you.

*cough* ahem. This is the thread for people you DON’T like. And you don’t tell them.

Did nobody get the memo?!

Damb. Sorry.

You can't blame me though, she is a lovely lady

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Cake has run out, beer has run dry, nobody is joining me in saddo corner and we haven't had a rugby scrum yet.

I'm going to bed.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cake has run out, beer has run dry, nobody is joining me in saddo corner and we haven't had a rugby scrum yet.

I'm going to bed."

Nudge over. Can we have some bad sex before we go to sleep?

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Cake has run out, beer has run dry, nobody is joining me in saddo corner and we haven't had a rugby scrum yet.

I'm going to bed.

Nudge over. Can we have some bad sex before we go to sleep?

Only if it's really bad and we remind each other that it's just a sympathy fuck because we feel sorry for each other.

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I’m in and seeing if this experiment works

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Me too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m in and seeing if this experiment works

Me too"

Shoo, no-one fancies you, defo not me

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cake has run out, beer has run dry, nobody is joining me in saddo corner and we haven't had a rugby scrum yet.

I'm going to bed.

Nudge over. Can we have some bad sex before we go to sleep?

Only if it's really bad and we remind each other that it's just a sympathy fuck because we feel sorry for each other."

And if you don't cum then you don't fake an orgasm to make me feel better.

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I wouldn't fake one if I liked you. Certainly not going to bother if I don't.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wouldn't fake one if I liked you. Certainly not going to bother if I don't.

Awwww. Now I feel sooooo un-loved.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wouldn't fake one if I liked you. Certainly not going to bother if I don't.

Awwww. Now I feel sooooo un-loved.

But that’s the whole point of the thread - so in which case .. you’re succeeding!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I wouldn't fake one if I liked you. Certainly not going to bother if I don't.

Awwww. Now I feel sooooo un-loved.

But that’s the whole point of the thread - so in which case .. you’re succeeding!

Yippee.

(I think)

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By *isge BeathaWoman
over a year ago

Here, There and Everywhere

A thread I definitely qualify for!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm in

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I wouldn't fake one if I liked you. Certainly not going to bother if I don't.

"
someone does liek you

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over a year ago

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By *otguy555Man
over a year ago

Bristol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!

Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!

Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not

Nope - no boobies.

Not even ones in blue bras

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!

Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not

"
Maybe some obscure images

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!

Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not

In.

Or out.

Am I meant to send boobs or not?

Also... how do I ALWAYS spot these posts?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Middle of the night.. Perfect time to join in!

Wait.. Are we supposed to send messages??? If i said "poshie do NOT send me boobies' will i get boobies or not

In.

Or out.

Am I meant to send boobs or not?

Also... how do I ALWAYS spot these posts?

"
It's selective. Self gratification. You get to choose.

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By *KloganMan
over a year ago

Ramsbottom

This thread is 48 hours old… still nothing. What a perfect way to end the night. Drowning in zero messages, zero fabs… no chats to follow up on.

Expectations met x

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"This thread is 48 hours old… still nothing. What a perfect way to end the night. Drowning in zero messages, zero fabs… no chats to follow up on.

Expectations met x"

Ditto

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over a year ago

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Right, so boobs in blue bra picture now on profile for people to ignore and not like.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Damn. Damn. damn

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Damn. Damn. damn

What you moaning about now?

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By *arl17Man
over a year ago

Central Portugal

"Damn. Damn. damn

What you moaning about now?"

Lots of messages exchanged

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Damn. Damn. damn

What you moaning about now?"

Nuffink, but I'm taking your profile pic to bed with me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Can I be in? I mean no one fancies me anyway!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

"Damn. Damn. damn

What you moaning about now?

Nuffink, but I'm taking your profile pic to bed with me.

Excellent. Stick it in the end of the bed to scare off intruders.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Damn. Damn. damn

What you moaning about now?

Nuffink, but I'm taking your profile pic to bed with me.

Excellent. Stick it in the end of the bed to scare off intruders."

Depends if the intruder has nice tits and in blue underwear

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

I'd they have nice tits and blue undies, you'd damm well better take some pics and send to me. Need new boobies to admire.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"I'd they have nice tits and blue undies, you'd damm well better take some pics and send to me. Need new boobies to admire."

I would, but that could be against the rules of the thread.

I don't want to end up on the naughty step.

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