FabSwingers.com forum: Special Delivery!

By *EAT..85 OP Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

What's the last thing a delivery driver brought you?

I've not shopped online at Ann summers for a couple of years. I answered the door to the postie all excited & bouncy, grinning from ear to ear eying up the standard sized brown box and wishing him away while he's leisurely taking his photo for proof of delivery. It was only once I'd carried the box inside and started opening it that I realised it says Ann Summers on the side and that based on his knowledge of that, that I was probably exhibiting an embarrassing amount of enthusiasm for whatever was inside

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Oopsie

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

A book. I can't remember if it had the name of the company on the side of the packaging

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What's the last thing a delivery driver brought you?

Ha! Pervert.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

My repaired new wheelchair (whole new frame, actually!)

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

Some presents for my son's birthday on Friday

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

A duvet and pillows.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A made to measure latex hood

Completely the wrong colour though so was part refunded.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

I’m on first name terms with my Hermes delivery lady. She’s here at least once a week delivering something from ASOS

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

Festival tickets

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

A dildo actually.

I've wracked my brain but I'm sure that was the last thing. And it was weeks ago!

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A gift for someone.

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

An outfit

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"My dress and handbag for the MLS in August

you're already organised???

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

"What's the last thing a delivery driver brought you?

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just a little tip don't worry he would have known anyway what was in it doesn't matter if plain packing and no label are scanners tell us who sent it and if unsure we Google what the company is

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Food

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My dress and handbag for the MLS in August

August?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My dress and handbag for the MLS in August

you're already organised???"

I think I'm outfit recycling this time

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"My dress and handbag for the MLS in August

you're already organised???

I think I'm outfit recycling this time

Me too probably - but that still doesn't mean I'm organised in any way

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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Reposting because I used the wrong name! It's the MRS not the MLS

My dress and handbag for the MRS in August

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Glitter

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"My dress and handbag for the MLS in August

you're already organised???

I think I'm outfit recycling this time

Me too probably - but that still doesn't mean I'm organised in any way

I think all you organised people should stop talking. Is ages away yet. The Thursday before is the time for outfitting.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"My dress and handbag for the MLS in August

you're already organised???"

I just like shopping! I may not actually wear this particular outfit.

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By *evil-AngelWoman
over a year ago

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"My dress and handbag for the MLS in August

August? "

I meant the MRS, sorry. The dates for the MLS have't matched up to a child free weekend for me yet

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Literally just had something delivered through the letterbox

haven’t opened it yet so don’t know what it is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cirkul flavor pods.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Literally just had something delivered through the letterbox

haven’t opened it yet so don’t know what it is

D."

It's my soul. I sent it to you guys for safe keeping

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

Books for the kids nothing as exciting as an Ann Summers delivery. Need to do some online shopping me thinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A birthday present for a kid.

Tones

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By *rumswingersCouple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Floral hair garland. Some of you might see it on Friday night

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

A new lingerie set.

And a dress for Friday.

I'm undecided on the latter. Nothing sexy sadly but I am currently browsing floggers because apparently they're quite individual and special so maybe soon I'll have a raunchier delivery. :D

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

Phone holder for the car because I left the old one in a works van and it went bye bye

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

"A new lingerie set.

And a dress for Friday.

I'm undecided on the latter. Nothing sexy sadly but I am currently browsing floggers because apparently they're quite individual and special so maybe soon I'll have a raunchier delivery. :D"

Check out jacksfloggers on Etsy. They are beautifully made and they handle really well. May have a few items from his store

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A set of polishing heads for my power mop and a couple of packs of spa test strips for my hot tub

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"A new lingerie set.

And a dress for Friday.

I'm undecided on the latter. Nothing sexy sadly but I am currently browsing floggers because apparently they're quite individual and special so maybe soon I'll have a raunchier delivery. :D

Check out jacksfloggers on Etsy. They are beautifully made and they handle really well. May have a few items from his store "

Oh perfect thank you so much! I hope you know I'm going to be dipping into your box a lot more with kink related stuff.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Chipping Norton

Simultaneous delivery of some olive oil and some Ukrainian wine.

The oil is considerably better than the wine.

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By * la carteCouple
over a year ago

Dublin

A puppy harness

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Literally just had something delivered through the letterbox

haven’t opened it yet so don’t know what it is

It's my soul. I sent it to you guys for safe keeping

We were gunna keep it in the safe

but it will brighten our house so it’s going on the wall!

it’s still real safe though!

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Foundation and 2 summer dresses and a pair of espadrilles. I'm on first name terms with my postie (he even knows names of my dogs) and Amazon driver

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

coffee and a third hand

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