FabSwingers.com forum: How do you get rid off your old sex toys

By *ig bird bright OP Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

I have had a massive sort out and have outfits , restraints whips and very big dildos and butt plugs to try and get rid off . If they were a ok normal size I would wrap them up and put in black bag with rubbish .... can't take to tip as here they check your stuff to see what your dumping. Lol and cant really open a suitcase full off huge dildos etc lol.

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By *ottom4topxMan
over a year ago

Derry

Burned them in an open fire

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By *akedwindowcleanerMan
over a year ago

Nuneaton

Sell them on marketplace

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Send them to the nearest Inland Revenue office, there are lots of real dicks in that place, they will feel right at home there.....

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

If there’s any stick on ones just throw them off the local overpass and see what car it lands on

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By *umalotagainMan
over a year ago

a town called malice

"I have had a massive sort out and have outfits , restraints whips and very big dildos and butt plugs to try and get rid off . If they were a ok normal size I would wrap them up and put in black bag with rubbish .... can't take to tip as here they check your stuff to see what your dumping. Lol and cant really open a suitcase full off huge dildos etc lol."

I think your best bet is just a black bin bag either at the top or bottom of the bin and when it goes in the truck it will be minced up with everything else, maybe just don’t put your address on the bag

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I think you can send them to lovehoney (or something like that)

And they recycle it for you

Maybe??

I think heard something like that once

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

Carboot on sunday morning

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I lived I Leeds people seemed to throw them in the local park...

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By *inkyycurvyyWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I have brought black bags to the tip and they never check the contents?

I just put mine in the general rubbish wheely bin I mean how big are these dildos that they won't fit in a normal sized black bag?

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By *IG TEEN COCK NOTTINGHAMMan
over a year ago

Basford Nottingham

I could do with a huge dildo

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

Put them in a neighbour's bin.

Go to a park / woods, wait for a stick chasing dog to come by (out of sight of its owner), chuck the toy for the dog and leg it!

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By *ubeeStarrXoXTV/TS
over a year ago

Leeds

"I think you can send them to lovehoney (or something like that)

And they recycle it for you

Maybe??

I think heard something like that once "

Yes I was going to suggest this because I’m pretty sure I read it on lovehoney x

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

I was in a similar situation a few months ago until I spotted a woman on here seeking toys.

I contacted her and she viewed the items, about 30 in total, a deal was done and she took the lot.

Payment in kind was agreed, and will be made if and when my health improves.

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By *ig bird bright OP Woman
over a year ago

Swansea

I will look thank you

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

One dildo with suction cup i use as a toilet roll holder in bathroom only me and my partner use.

Others just take to the recycle site and throw in general waste skip or small electrical skip.

My friend works there and we had a laugh deciding which went in which skip.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Use them as fun surprise hood ornaments for peoples cars.

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By *nlyFransMan
over a year ago

Package them and post them to a neighbour I have the hots for

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By *urchoicenowCouple
over a year ago

Ashford

I'd send them anonymously to a friend or family member to wind them up.

I got a dick keyring in the post once. Nothing else, no note explanation or anything

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Repurpose them into gear sticks and sell them on marketplace

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"I'd send them anonymously to a friend or family member to wind them up.

I got a dick keyring in the post once. Nothing else, no note explanation or anything "

Pmsl!!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sure there are a few weirdos on here that would buy them from you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Join a fetish site and put a message up they are for sale.

I bet there is a kink for used toys etc!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wife’s go in black bag and dumped in general waste skip. Hopefully vag doesn’t burst before it hits the skip

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

I ghost them

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By *apybarasCouple
over a year ago

High Lighthouse!

I took mine to the Help The Aged charity shop.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

I throw them at people walking past speaking loudly on their mobiles, there's just no need so dildo to the face.

Mrs

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By *rBlueEyes35Man
over a year ago

Alloa

Would defo make an interesting prank parcel for someone you dislike as for the restraints I wouldn't mind those

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I throw them at people walking past speaking loudly on their mobiles, there's just no need so dildo to the face.

Mrs "

Invite me next time

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I throw them at people walking past speaking loudly on their mobiles, there's just no need so dildo to the face.

Mrs

Invite me next time

This could be so much fun, bring your bag, I'll supply the gin let's get dildo throwing

Mrs

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Suction cup dildos make great hood ornaments for local boy racers.

Just sneak out overnight and superglue one on the bonnet of their car. Really reflects their personality and they'll be ever so grateful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vinted

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Salford

Put them all outside someone’s house then advertise a sex toy table top sale using their address on the local social media.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I throw them at people walking past speaking loudly on their mobiles, there's just no need so dildo to the face.

Mrs

Invite me next time

This could be so much fun, bring your bag, I'll supply the gin let's get dildo throwing

Mrs "

Sounds like the perfect night! My aim is pretty decent. I’ll bring the ones with the suction cups to make it extra interesting

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By *I TwoCouple
over a year ago

PDI 12-26th Nov 24

Put them in an Amazon box and leave it on your doorstep, guaranteed gone by morning lol

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Leave them out for the bin man on top of the recycling bin

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"I throw them at people walking past speaking loudly on their mobiles, there's just no need so dildo to the face.

Mrs

Invite me next time

This could be so much fun, bring your bag, I'll supply the gin let's get dildo throwing

Mrs

Sounds like the perfect night! My aim is pretty decent. I’ll bring the ones with the suction cups to make it extra interesting

I'm loving your dedication, I like to attach water balloons too just so they get a wet willy.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Up cycle them lol

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

I would take to tip just to see their faces! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Open window and a catapult. Can even add a scoring system to keep yourself entertained while you distribute dildos into the wider (now literally) populace below.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Kegel balls on strings make for an effective 'bolas' to take hunting for gerbils in South America.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I throw them at people walking past speaking loudly on their mobiles, there's just no need so dildo to the face.

Mrs

Invite me next time

This could be so much fun, bring your bag, I'll supply the gin let's get dildo throwing

Mrs

Sounds like the perfect night! My aim is pretty decent. I’ll bring the ones with the suction cups to make it extra interesting

I'm loving your dedication, I like to attach water balloons too just so they get a wet willy.

Mrs "

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I would take to tip just to see their faces! X"

I've thought about doing that

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

"I would take to tip just to see their faces! X

I've thought about doing that

Would liven up their day I'm sure! X

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Got any suction dildos? Great for sticking on inconsiderate drivers windows lol

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By *ememberTheNameMan
over a year ago

barnsley

"Put them in a neighbour's bin.

Go to a park / woods, wait for a stick chasing dog to come by (out of sight of its owner), chuck the toy for the dog and leg it!

This made me chuckle

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By *hortarseWoman
over a year ago

Norfolk

"Leave them out for the bin man on top of the recycling bin "

I would love to do that as my bin man lives just down the road

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Viking burial at the local boating lake.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I would take to tip just to see their faces! X

I've thought about doing that

Would liven up their day I'm sure! X"

I gave one of them a pair of size 3 ladies stilettos once. They were brand new so asked if anyone wanted them.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

find a block of flats, the usually have large communal bins, chuck them in there

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By *unover40Couple
over a year ago

yeovil

Take them to the charity shop

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Ann summers dispose of toys

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Triple bag Chuck them in the refuse bin or if you don’t like your neighbour put them in theirs lol

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By *ackdaw52Man
over a year ago

Chesterfield

I used the restraints for securing things to the roof rack.

Beware throwing anything away if it has an internal battery. They are a fire hazard for recycling plants.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Take them to the charity shop"

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

Ebay,,,

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Could always repackage and use as Secret Santa presents….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Post them to people you don't like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I sell mine, you have to mark them as used but never had any problems selling them online using paypal

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Some epically funny answers!!! Got our twisted minds working on diabolical ways to dispose of some unused ones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My mate chopped a double ended dildo in half and then put it into two different bin collections

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell them on marketplace

You joke, but it might be worth selling them on eBay as used.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Leave them out for the bin man on top of the recycling bin

I would love to do that as my bin man lives just down the road

Do it do it do it

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By *dy-ukTV/TS
over a year ago

Alcester

Have been to few bdsm sites where there's a second hand table, proceeds usually to charity.

Also a popular fetish site has boards for second hand items.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Google it, there's a few places that will recycle.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

I don't get what the issue is. If they're not recyclable, they go in the general rubbish bin, surely.

Unless you can sell them on, in which case, that'd me my choice.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Put them in a black bag and pray the fella at the tip doesn’t ask to take a look to make sure the “rubbish” isn’t recyclable.

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By *rBlueEyes35Man
over a year ago

Alloa

Perhaps a ring toss drinking game for the summer?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There was one which got an obituary on a forum thread.

RIP Wand(a)

Tones

Ps. General waste bin?

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By *ickdasterdly51Man
over a year ago

Lingfield

Freecycle.

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By *ldgeezermeMan
over a year ago

Throckley

Garden ornaments

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Lifes departure lounge NN9 Northamptonshire East not West MidlandsMidlands

"I took mine to the Help The Aged charity shop."

On behalf of all pensioners on here may I thank you

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By *al kalMan
over a year ago

london

Just leave them on your drive & perhaps a scrap collector will happen to pass by (and have a chuckle).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw them in next doors garden

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put them in a bag and leave by a neighbours door

Best late at night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Gumtree innit

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

"I don't get what the issue is. If they're not recyclable, they go in the general rubbish bin, surely.

The problem is if they have a lithium battery as this is a fire risk

You should probably take them to your local recycling centre.

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By *elsh.couple1Couple
over a year ago

Swansea/neath

We put ours in the bin bag surprise someone if they fall out.

And new packaging for new toys in neighbours recycling bags (

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Oxfam shop

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

Cut them apart where possible and wrap in black bag then put in main black bag.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

Put them in a charity bag!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it's got a suction cup stick it on the back of someone's car.

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By *londebiguyMan
over a year ago

Southport

Give them a good scrub and take them to a club to see if anyone fancies them...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once had a very cheap sex doll, once i got a real lady I cut it into many many bits then put in the bin over a couple weeks.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Wait until the Police set up a knife amnesty box.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Serious answer is I’m told the retailers will recycle them for you.

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By *bw44DDWoman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I just put mine in a separate bin liner and straight in the bin

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Shove them up your bum!

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By *eckard2019Man
over a year ago

North West Durham

Oxfam?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I stick them to my enemy's car

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Put them on a table at the front of the driveway.

With a sign saying "open to offers".

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

Do we need an eBay for sex toys??!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Do we need an eBay for sex toys??!

SexBay

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By *partharmonyCouple
over a year ago

Ruislip

This is what charity shops are for.

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By *ild_oatsMan
over a year ago

the land of saints & sinners

Donated prizes for the local village fete….

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

When I had a clear out of sex toys I put them in the bin I did do it over a few weeks, are you like us and have the wheelie bins, if not the just double bag just in case.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Chuck them over the fence of the neighbour whos' dog barks a lot. Been quieter lately!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I would spread them out in all the neighbors bins or just blatantly give to the workers who check the rubbish at the tip and smile (maybe go to a neighboring town tip if you do this)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Bury them in the neighbours garden

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Bury them in the neighbours garden "

Cue the neighbour’s dog trotting in with muddy paws and a big rubber dong between its teeth, looking really pleased with itself.

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By *um-41Man
over a year ago

bradford

The tv show- money for nothing?!

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"This is what charity shops are for. "

Crumbs, can you imagine some of the older generation who volunteer in them opening that donated bag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"This is what charity shops are for.

Crumbs, can you imagine some of the older generation who volunteer in them opening that donated bag

I bet there would be quite a few who might sneak them into their handbag for later.

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By *mily36CWoman
over a year ago

Bedford (or anywhere beginning with B..!?)

"This is what charity shops are for.

Crumbs, can you imagine some of the older generation who volunteer in them opening that donated bag

I bet there would be quite a few who might sneak them into their handbag for later.

Or think of them as novel ornaments

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Babs will take them off your hands

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Wait til the school is putting on west side story.. statue of liberty costume headdress made from decommissioned dildos - hiding in plain sight!!! Punt about a dozen at a time!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Sell them on marketplace

Too funny! I've often thought about doing this.

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