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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I pictured that whole scenario

Godspeed!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

The organisation I work for

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By *reat me rightWoman
over a year ago

Rotherham

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

The fruit of my loins, well one in particular is making a point of it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The voice's in my head

It's a struggle to prevent them sending googly eye cock pics to every woman with a pulse

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away."

Buy some can covers.

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

Buy some can covers.

She's gotten fussy in her old age (18 or 19 years old) and only eats pouches.

And now she has resorted to passive aggressive purring.

I must not crack!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

"
My daschund. He thinks he is a Mastiff.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My male self.

Jennie wants new wigs but the selfish twat says she has to wait till pay day.

I hate him.

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"My male self.

Jennie wants new wigs but the selfish twat says she has to wait till pay day.

I hate him. "

But is he talking sense?

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

Buy some can covers.

She's gotten fussy in her old age (18 or 19 years old) and only eats pouches.

And now she has resorted to passive aggressive purring.

I must not crack!

I bet you do!

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

Buy some can covers.

She's gotten fussy in her old age (18 or 19 years old) and only eats pouches.

And now she has resorted to passive aggressive purring.

I must not crack!

I bet you do!

I didn't. She has now gone off in a huff (to wherever she is going to sleep tonight) after curling up on my lap for a while.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My male self.

Jennie wants new wigs but the selfish twat says she has to wait till pay day.

I hate him.

But is he talking sense?"

Some bollocks about pahing the rent and eating

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

My daschund. He thinks he is a Mastiff."

I bet that can be amusing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

Buy some can covers.

She's gotten fussy in her old age (18 or 19 years old) and only eats pouches.

And now she has resorted to passive aggressive purring.

I must not crack!

I bet you do!

I didn't. She has now gone off in a huff (to wherever she is going to sleep tonight) after curling up on my lap for a while."

Can I curl up on your lap now?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

The bag of minstrels on my coffee table.

The bags of donuts in the shop.

Costa.

There’s a theme.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall.

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

Buy some can covers.

She's gotten fussy in her old age (18 or 19 years old) and only eats pouches.

And now she has resorted to passive aggressive purring.

I must not crack!

I bet you do!

I didn't. She has now gone off in a huff (to wherever she is going to sleep tonight) after curling up on my lap for a while.

Can I curl up on your lap now? "

Only if you want to run the risk of catching flu from me

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall."

I'll be safe. I'm the only one that feeds her.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

Buy some can covers.

She's gotten fussy in her old age (18 or 19 years old) and only eats pouches.

And now she has resorted to passive aggressive purring.

I must not crack!

I bet you do!

I didn't. She has now gone off in a huff (to wherever she is going to sleep tonight) after curling up on my lap for a while."

What would happen if you put down half the quantity then put down more on demand?

Or put down the same food in a different dish?

I sort of think I know the answer.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

No-one survives my will. I am cast iron and firm

Although I’ve had a 3 day battle with an absolute goon in my inbox. He’s changed his status so many time slating me too…. But I couldn’t let it go. He’s finally blocked me though. Battle won/will broken

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

That's not a battle, she is the boss of you. Do as you're told.

I'm sat down now and ignoring her. If I give her any more food, I'll end up throwing a load away.

Buy some can covers.

She's gotten fussy in her old age (18 or 19 years old) and only eats pouches.

And now she has resorted to passive aggressive purring.

I must not crack!

I bet you do!

I didn't. She has now gone off in a huff (to wherever she is going to sleep tonight) after curling up on my lap for a while.

What would happen if you put down half the quantity then put down more on demand?

Or put down the same food in a different dish?

I sort of think I know the answer. "

The same thing really. Eats almost all of the half pouch and then asks for more. The same battle starts

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"No-one survives my will. I am cast iron and firm

Well done, congratulations

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"No-one survives my will. I am cast iron and firm

Reminds me of Ricky Gervais when he’s talking about people taking issue with his tweets. He says “I should have left it!”

Sometimes I can’t help but give in to temptation and remonstrate with a fuckwit

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"No-one survives my will. I am cast iron and firm

Oh and I suppose that means I’m going to *have* to let you bang me at some point

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall.

I'll be safe. I'm the only one that feeds her.

Or maybe I won't. She has decided that the best place to sleep is on the stairs, laying stretched out on one of the steps.

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall.

I'll be safe. I'm the only one that feeds her.

Or maybe I won't. She has decided that the best place to sleep is on the stairs, laying stretched out on one of the steps.

Mine has found more responsive minions to meet her demands next door

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall.

I'll be safe. I'm the only one that feeds her.

Or maybe I won't. She has decided that the best place to sleep is on the stairs, laying stretched out on one of the steps.

Mine has found more responsive minions to meet her demands next door

Nextdoor have their own cats. Mine hardly ever leaves the house these days.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"My cat and I are having a battle of wills.

I put food down, she eats some of it and then looks at me to put more down.

I refused and got a hard stare. Now she is lying on the floor as if to suggest she has collapsed from hunger.

"There's food in your bowl" is a common refrain around here.

With whom, dear reader, do you have a regular "battle of wills"?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

"uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall.

I'll be safe. I'm the only one that feeds her.

Or maybe I won't. She has decided that the best place to sleep is on the stairs, laying stretched out on one of the steps.

Mine has found more responsive minions to meet her demands next door

Nextdoor have their own cats. Mine hardly ever leaves the house these days."

Next door has both of my cats. I pay the adoption fee, have them neutered, vaccinated, chipped, then within months they moved next door. Next door worship cats, my cats worked this out very quickly

We sort of share them now, but they live predominantly next door.

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall.

I'll be safe. I'm the only one that feeds her.

Or maybe I won't. She has decided that the best place to sleep is on the stairs, laying stretched out on one of the steps.

Mine has found more responsive minions to meet her demands next door

Nextdoor have their own cats. Mine hardly ever leaves the house these days.

Next door has both of my cats. I pay the adoption fee, have them neutered, vaccinated, chipped, then within months they moved next door. Next door worship cats, my cats worked this out very quickly

We sort of share them now, but they live predominantly next door."

Yeah. We had a cat a bit like that. Used other people's homes as if they lived there - sometimes bullying the cat that actually lived there.

He would use another house to get from the back garden to the front of the house (we were mid terrace at the time) and then tap on our front window to be let in

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By *lynJ OP Man
over a year ago

Morden

"uh oh OP you do know that once singularity has happened they will be our overlords. looks like you will be first against the wall.

I'll be safe. I'm the only one that feeds her.

Or maybe I won't. She has decided that the best place to sleep is on the stairs, laying stretched out on one of the steps.

Mine has found more responsive minions to meet her demands next door

Nextdoor have their own cats. Mine hardly ever leaves the house these days.

Next door has both of my cats. I pay the adoption fee, have them neutered, vaccinated, chipped, then within months they moved next door. Next door worship cats, my cats worked this out very quickly

We sort of share them now, but they live predominantly next door."

Who gets to take them to the vet? I bet it's not next door.

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

"No-one survives my will. I am cast iron and firm

Oh and I suppose that means I’m going to *have* to let you bang me at some point

I mean how much longer do you think you can escape it? I’ve been kind so far & haven’t really tried

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