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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East

If you and I were stuck on a desert island how many days would it take for us to fuck?

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

About an hour?

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By *offiaCoolWoman
over a year ago

Kidsgrove

I would learn to swim

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By *andybeachWoman
over a year ago

In the middle

For as long as it would take me to catch you here’s hoping you don’t run too fast

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"I would learn to swim "

I'd rather take my chances looking for the Titan submersible

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

Well, gotta keep the emergency food supply happy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The first time you bend over...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Is there lube on the island?

Report back - it impacts my final answer.

Thx

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"Is there lube on the island?

Report back - it impacts my final answer.

Thx "

Only one you can naturally produce

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Is there lube on the island?

Report back - it impacts my final answer.

Thx

Only one you can naturally produce "

Wayhayyyy!!

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…


"Is there lube on the island?

Report back - it impacts my final answer.

Thx "

I have found that smearing Coconut milk and the fleshy centre of the nut on my leather bagel works a treat Dan

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

However long it takes me to stop panicking about been stranded on an island with a stranger

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question "

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"However long it takes me to stop panicking about been stranded on an island with a stranger "

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police "

Maybe they have a lifeboat

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police "

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"However long it takes me to stop panicking about been stranded on an island with a stranger

A stranger is just a friend you haven't met yet "

That’s sweet

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok "

Well I'm still yet to find out what you look like so there is currently no room for diplomacy here. 2 weeks?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok

Well I'm still yet to find out what you look like so there is currently no room for diplomacy here. 2 weeks?"

There's plenty of room - I engaged in it just fine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was a desert island disc thread.

Turns out to be more of a desert island dick theme

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I thought this was a desert island disc thread.

Turns out to be more of a desert island dick theme"

"If you were on a desert island, which genitals would you need with you?"

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok

Well I'm still yet to find out what you look like so there is currently no room for diplomacy here. 2 weeks?"

If this is supposed to be a fun thread, why have you turned hostile OP?

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok

Well I'm still yet to find out what you look like so there is currently no room for diplomacy here. 2 weeks?

If this is supposed to be a fun thread, why have you turned hostile OP? "

It was clearly a joke..

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok

Well I'm still yet to find out what you look like so there is currently no room for diplomacy here. 2 weeks?

If this is supposed to be a fun thread, why have you turned hostile OP?

It was clearly a joke.."

Yeah, I was joking too. All good here.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok

Well I'm still yet to find out what you look like so there is currently no room for diplomacy here. 2 weeks?

If this is supposed to be a fun thread, why have you turned hostile OP?

It was clearly a joke.."

Not clearly, obviously.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends.. Do we have snacks?

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"It depends.. Do we have snacks? "

Popcorn?? Lol

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"I have no idea. Honestly I'd probably be far too stressed thinking about survival and contact with the outside world, to even consider the question

Nee naw nee naw oh look it's the fun police

I thought it was a more diplomatic answer than wondering if either of us would find the other attractive in the slightest, but ok

Well I'm still yet to find out what you look like so there is currently no room for diplomacy here. 2 weeks?

If this is supposed to be a fun thread, why have you turned hostile OP?

It was clearly a joke..

Yeah, I was joking too. All good here."

One of the only few on here with a sense of humour, which ironically is why you're never leaving this island

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By *razel OP   Man
over a year ago

South East


"It depends.. Do we have snacks? "

Coconuts and cock

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