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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

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By *hisStagsVixenCouple
over a year ago

peterborough

‘Share’ bags of sweeties. Seriously? I’m not sharing with anyone!!!

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

Omg the list is endless, it’s like buying a pack of peanuts (large) and seeing on the back 20 servings

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"‘Share’ bags of sweeties. Seriously? I’m not sharing with anyone!!! "

Agreed

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Easily any lasagne. Gimme a fork and I’ll polish off the lot!

Or a whole cheesecake.

Dammit, Grumpy, now I want lasagna and cheesecake and I have neither!!!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

Omg the list is endless, it’s like buying a pack of peanuts (large) and seeing on the back 20 servings

Peanuts cannot bring shared agreed wholeheartedly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

Omg the list is endless, it’s like buying a pack of peanuts (large) and seeing on the back 20 servings

Peanuts cannot bring shared agreed wholeheartedly

* be ffs

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Easily any lasagne. Gimme a fork and I’ll polish off the lot!

Or a whole cheesecake.

Dammit, Grumpy, now I want lasagna and cheesecake and I have neither!!!

Sorry

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"‘Share’ bags of sweeties. Seriously? I’m not sharing with anyone!!! "

A bag each then.

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

"It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

Omg the list is endless, it’s like buying a pack of peanuts (large) and seeing on the back 20 servings

Peanuts cannot bring shared agreed wholeheartedly

* be ffs"

Absolutely, especially salt and pepper cashews.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

In the one serving, most of them. There are some exceptions that I will divide in 2 or more servings.

This is a technicality as to avoid saying I ate an entire cheesecake in the one serving.

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Custard. Pfft. Barely serves one

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

But I look at things like that and 99.9% of the time I'm like - yeah, OK.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Family sized bag of crisps

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

Omg the list is endless, it’s like buying a pack of peanuts (large) and seeing on the back 20 servings

Peanuts cannot bring shared agreed wholeheartedly

* be ffs

Absolutely, especially salt and pepper cashews."

Oh absofuckinlutely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Victoria sponge cake.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"In the one serving, most of them. There are some exceptions that I will divide in 2 or more servings.

This is a technicality as to avoid saying I ate an entire cheesecake in the one serving."

Cheesecake is life

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Custard. Pfft. Barely serves one"

I really need to think my threads through more carefully

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"But I look at things like that and 99.9% of the time I'm like - yeah, OK.

Same

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Family sized bag of crisps"

Doritos obviously

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Victoria sponge cake. "

I make my own

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Victoria sponge cake. "

Fresh one from Morrisons matmy as well say "Chunky’s".

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By *hinstrapMan
over a year ago

Barnsley

Serves 4.....haha not in my house

I like the optimism of sweet makers putting those stickers on the share bags.....mate once those are open they aren't getting saved

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

If packaging reads serves 4 it's going to feed 2. If it's a meal for 2 it's going to feed 1. If it's a meal for 1 you will need 2 of them

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I think I saw a bag of sweeties, maybe fruit pastilles or something and the serving size was 4 or 6…..who is only eating 4?!

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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"Serves 4.....haha not in my house

I like the optimism of sweet makers putting those stickers on the share bags.....mate once those are open they aren't getting saved

Haha I think one time I did use that sticker thing….I must have been feeling off that day as it’s never happened since

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

A four pack of yum yums. Donuts really are my cryptonite though

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Serves 4.....haha not in my house

I like the optimism of sweet makers putting those stickers on the share bags.....mate once those are open they aren't getting saved

Damn right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Family sized bag of crisps

Doritos obviously

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"If packaging reads serves 4 it's going to feed 2. If it's a meal for 2 it's going to feed 1. If it's a meal for 1 you will need 2 of them

I hope you're more than 1 serving.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If packaging reads serves 4 it's going to feed 2. If it's a meal for 2 it's going to feed 1. If it's a meal for 1 you will need 2 of them

This is law

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A four pack of yum yums. Donuts really are my cryptonite though

Krispy Kremes??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I think I saw a bag of sweeties, maybe fruit pastilles or something and the serving size was 4 or 6…..who is only eating 4?!

Not you apparently

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A four pack of yum yums. Donuts really are my cryptonite though

Oooh you need to be here now then

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"If packaging reads serves 4 it's going to feed 2. If it's a meal for 2 it's going to feed 1. If it's a meal for 1 you will need 2 of them

This is law

Yes and if a black forest gateaux serves 12 it's cut into 4 put in bowls and served with cream

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Family sized bag of crisps

Doritos obviously

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If packaging reads serves 4 it's going to feed 2. If it's a meal for 2 it's going to feed 1. If it's a meal for 1 you will need 2 of them

This is law

Yes and if a black forest gateaux serves 12 it's cut into 4 put in bowls and served with cream

Fuck yes

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Malteasers

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Literally everything

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Malteasers "

What not a Galaxy??

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Literally everything

My kinda gal

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

"Literally everything

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Literally everything

I've seen you devour a 3am Kebab tbf

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Literally everything

I've seen you devour a 3am Kebab tbf

What else are you supposed to do with a kebab at 3am??

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Literally everything

I’m going to put a ‘serves four’ label on my penis.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Literally everything

I’m going to put a ‘serves four’ label on my penis."

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By *tephanjMan
over a year ago

Kettering

Mine is like a lot of people. Family bags of sweets and crisps

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Literally everything

I’m going to put a ‘serves four’ label on my penis."

Grumpy will be pleased

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lemon meringue pie, no matter the size

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By *ookie46Woman
over a year ago

Deepest darkest Peru

Cheesecake every time

Oh and trifle

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A whole swiss roll

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By *UGGYBEAR2015Man
over a year ago

BRIDPORT

Profiteroles, serves six, …….,,,,,,,my arse

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I don't share my food...

im too greedy

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Literally everything

I've seen you devour a 3am Kebab tbf

What else are you supposed to do with a kebab at 3am??

Fair point

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Literally everything

I’m going to put a ‘serves four’ label on my penis."

I say nothing

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Literally everything

I’m going to put a ‘serves four’ label on my penis.

Grumpy will be pleased

I'm no floozy thankyou

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lemon meringue pie, no matter the size "

* Noted for Spurs next birthday *

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cheesecake every time

Oh and trifle "

I'll bring one to London

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A whole swiss roll"

Absofuckinlutely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Profiteroles, serves six, …….,,,,,,,my arse

Exactly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I don't share my food...

im too greedy

I wouldn't share you either

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Cheesecake. At best it serves two.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cheesecake. At best it serves two. "

And that's pushing it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Lemon meringue pie, no matter the size

* Noted for Spurs next birthday *

I would disappear and eat in peace with my precious pie

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Lemon meringue pie, no matter the size

* Noted for Spurs next birthday *

I would disappear and eat in peace with my precious pie

Deal

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"A four pack of yum yums. Donuts really are my cryptonite though

Oooh you need to be here now then

You have yum yums? Prove it!

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By *0 Shades of RedCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

Never managed to get six glasses of wine out of a bottle !!!!

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

"If packaging reads serves 4 it's going to feed 2. If it's a meal for 2 it's going to feed 1. If it's a meal for 1 you will need 2 of them

This is law

That is a very good point… 1 of those ready meals spaghetti bolognaise is never feeding 1… so I double up!!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

Sherry trifle, you know, the one with lashings of Amontillado Sherry, serves 4. If I try and scoop out one portion/quarter my spoon always 'over scoops' into the quarter and little bit more.

Alternatively Black Forest Cherry trifle. Same issue.

Sherry, Cherry, the more the Merry.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A four pack of yum yums. Donuts really are my cryptonite though

Oooh you need to be here now then

You have yum yums? Prove it!"

I have Donuts

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Never managed to get six glasses of wine out of a bottle !!!!"

4 At Best

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If packaging reads serves 4 it's going to feed 2. If it's a meal for 2 it's going to feed 1. If it's a meal for 1 you will need 2 of them

This is law

That is a very good point… 1 of those ready meals spaghetti bolognaise is never feeding 1… so I double up!!

Absofuckinlutely

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Sherry trifle, you know, the one with lashings of Amontillado Sherry, serves 4. If I try and scoop out one portion/quarter my spoon always 'over scoops' into the quarter and little bit more.

Alternatively Black Forest Cherry trifle. Same issue.

Sherry, Cherry, the more the Merry."

Is this Harrods fare ??

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Black forest cherry trifle.

I want one.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Black forest cherry trifle.

I want one.

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I'm happy to share: 66?% portion for me and 33?% for you.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Black forest cherry trifle.

I want one.

Well go get one then I say

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

"‘Share’ bags of sweeties. Seriously? I’m not sharing with anyone!!! "

Same with the share bags of crisps. that all for me, no one else

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Apparently a Dairy Milk single portion is 2 squares. TWO!

That makes a snack bar a 'feeds 4' ...and only a large bar will do anyhow

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If I said a whole Sara lee double chocolate gateaux would you lot judge me or am I now on a list somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sticky toffee pudding. Smashed it

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

Omg the list is endless, it’s like buying a pack of peanuts (large) and seeing on the back 20 servings

That’s not just unreasonable, it’s impossible.

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By *onzoDog74Man
over a year ago

Cheshire

Any recipe in any cookbook.

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By *vbride1963TV/TS
over a year ago

E.K . Glasgow

360g toblerone 1segment = 1 portion

Aye sure it lasts me 11 days

I think I’ve maybe taken just over 11 minutes to devour

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cheesecake.

Well, any sort if cake really

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By *inkyropecoupleCouple
over a year ago

carluke

"Cheesecake.

Well, any sort if cake really"

Second that, cheesecakes for eight - no bother

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Apparently a Dairy Milk single portion is 2 squares. TWO!

That makes a snack bar a 'feeds 4' ...and only a large bar will do anyhow

Couldn't agree more

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"If I said a whole Sara lee double chocolate gateaux would you lot judge me or am I now on a list somewhere "

Well we both are then

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"It appears that according to Aldis Clotted Cream Rice Pudding that I am a family of 4

What foods pathetic " Serves 4 " can you devour on your own ?

Omg the list is endless, it’s like buying a pack of peanuts (large) and seeing on the back 20 servings

That’s not just unreasonable, it’s impossible. "

Yep

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Any recipe in any cookbook. "

True dat

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"360g toblerone 1segment = 1 portion

Aye sure it lasts me 11 days

I think I’ve maybe taken just over 11 minutes to devour

I'd have done it in 10

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Cheesecake.

Well, any sort if cake really"

Except Red Velvet

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"I don't share my food...

im too greedy

I wouldn't share you either

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

The kilo bag of Alpen muesli apparently serves 124 , like fuck it does, it survived maybe 4 late night grazing sessions.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"The kilo bag of Alpen muesli apparently serves 124 , like fuck it does, it survived maybe 4 late night grazing sessions. "

This is most cereals for me

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By *herubchubWoman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

Crunchy Nut clusters granola!

The ouch says something ridiculous like 7 servings!!!! I get 3 max out of it!

Is this why I’m such a fatty?!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Crunchy Nut clusters granola!

The ouch says something ridiculous like 7 servings!!!! I get 3 max out of it!

Is this why I’m such a fatty?!

Oh 3 max I agree haha

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By *elvet RopeMan
over a year ago

by the big field

Its on the outer packaging, so in the same family as 'serving suggestion'- no laws we're broken so fill yer boots )or belly in this case)

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By *rumpyMcFuckNugget OP Man
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Its on the outer packaging, so in the same family as 'serving suggestion'- no laws we're broken so fill yer boots )or belly in this case)

Phew

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

Like a 500ml bottle being two servings? A box of cereal having 8+? Fun size mars bars?

Treat them all as guidelines and nothing more

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"Like a 500ml bottle being two servings? A box of cereal having 8+? Fun size mars bars?

Treat them all as guidelines and nothing more

I wouldn’t even treat as guidelines, they are written by some numpy, the same one who says a grape is the same as a a kilo of bananas when counting 5-a day or sweets are had for your teeth.

When the food baby starts kicking, and you’re having regular contractions, you know you it’s time to stop eating

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