FabSwingers.com forum: What are you looking for on fab ?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Answers below

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

regular long term non monogamous.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My head examined

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By *weet.touchMan
over a year ago

north west

Experiment and explore, I'm vanilla compared to some on here.

Cuckolding a hot wife would be perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My sex life

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Something a little complicated, but a lot of fun

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

"My sex life"

Her sex life ^

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Sifting sugar from shit

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My sex life

Her sex life ^"

What's mine is yours.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A harem.

I'm currently two short.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"A harem.

I'm currently two short."

What numbers are a harem today

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Right now? Nothing in particular, I'm enjoying seeing how things unfold organically.

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By *en ukMan
over a year ago

harrow London

Fun ,sex ,new friends

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Lovers and laughs.

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By *urvelover87Man
over a year ago

London

Good conversation, laughter and mind-blowing sex in a friends with benefits type of scenario. And big tits (gotta be honest here)

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"My head examined "

me too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My wife.

Better in a Borat voice.

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

Panties with fun people

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A response. Start there haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A sugar daddy

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Three totties.

One for weekdays.

One for weekends.

One spare to cover sick leave or to make numbers up for an â trois.

I’m currently (*goes off to count) three short.

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

For someone NOT to ask this question!!!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Sociological research

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By *astshagMan
over a year ago

Bexhill

A ham and cheese toastie.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Love in all the wrong places.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

Friends, I guess.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

A pair of DD’s and a nicely waxed undercarriage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friends, I guess.

You gotta friend in me...(sang in the voice of woody just FYI...)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of DD’s and a nicely waxed undercarriage

Doubly out

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By *929Man
over a year ago

bedlington

Nothing to be honest, I mostly stick around as I enjoy the forums. I’m not really interested in one offs (pretending for a minute the option to do so was actually there haha) if I happened to get cracking on to someone similar minded to me who eventuslly wanted to find someone to build life together I’d be happy to see where it went

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

FWBs

Cake

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A pair of DD’s and a nicely waxed undercarriage

Doubly out "

So close as well

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"A harem.

I'm currently two short."

Bloody brexit and covid messed up everything.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

A friend will do. Perhaps even a buddy, or chum, or pal, or a fellow or fellowette.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A pair of DD’s and a nicely waxed undercarriage

Doubly out

So close as well

*Checks under bed.

(God I hate myself a little right now for doing that)

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

"Answers below "

Don't be fooled OP, they want to do everything but meet

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"A friend will do. Perhaps even a buddy, or chum, or pal, or a fellow or fellowette."

you Nero

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By *carlett 44Woman
over a year ago

bootle

The elusive perfect man lol

I just want to meet someone who hits all the right buttons over n over. Regular fun. Not married or taken

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"A friend will do. Perhaps even a buddy, or chum, or pal, or a fellow or fellowette."

I'll be your friend.

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

"A pair of DD’s and a nicely waxed undercarriage

Doubly out

So close as well

*Checks under bed.

(God I hate myself a little right now for doing that)"

I’m the one who should hate myself for not actually being under your bed right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to explore with as I’m new to all of this

without being creepy, disrespectful, or pushy.. no luck so far with that lmao

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By *ickylouCouple
over a year ago

b71

Ideally a fully bi couple.

Become regular and exclusive.

All get tested and play bare.

Want to see him cream pied for the first time.

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

An escape from the real world.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im looking for friends i dont have any,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Easy entertainment.

Outlet to write random thoughts.

Cultivating existing friendships.

Fulfillment of fantasies is a bonus.

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By *IM45Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

My keys, can’t find the buggers anywhere

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Answers below

Don't be fooled OP, they want to do everything but meet"

I'm hiding nothing

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

Events and forum chats

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

A regular fwb or a nice couple for something regular.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

Regular naughty friendship

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"im looking for friends i dont have any,,"

Aw you can be our friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Long term fwb

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By *irtydevil666Man
over a year ago

bristol

The Exit.....

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By *ixiePoisonWoman
over a year ago

Darlington

I want a long term FWB...

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

Some new friends in the south would be nice for a start

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

The entrance to the hollow earth….

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Some new friends in the south would be nice for a start

Form an ordely queue ,theres plenty room

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By *ereagainlolMan
over a year ago

Lerwick

Looking for a relationship with another swinger

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By *olden PoleMan
over a year ago

London

I don’t think it exists on here!?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Currently, a boudoir photographer.

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Somebody I connect with

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Exit....."

I was going to say this

I dont think there is one, Ive been looking for years.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A sugar daddy

You've got one and you married him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Friends, I guess.

You gotta friend in me...(sang in the voice of woody just FYI...)"

Can I be his friend, that's in you?

I couldn't resist

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By *airyChestGuyMan
over a year ago

bedford

A couple who likes to be watched.. And maybe a wank buddy.. ??

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So far things are finding me and

I'm loving the surprises

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Good connections

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"A friend will do. Perhaps even a buddy, or chum, or pal, or a fellow or fellowette.

I'll be your friend."

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...and Grumps too.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Someone who enjoys clog dancing as much as I do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Attention

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A message

..only messing

..a woman that wants to be with me for the person l am .. simple really..isn't it ..

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

A lover and a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My marbles. I'm sure they're around here somewhere

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To explore and know myself better

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

The boaby.

Mrs TMN x

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By *hatismyrealnameMan
over a year ago

Canterbury

I’m sure you don’t go without

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

A bi couple to share more than sex with.

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By *razelMan
over a year ago

South East

"A bi couple to share more than sex with."

You wanna give them your bank details?

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Some fun and boundary finding….

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My marbles.

Anybody seen them?

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

A friend with benefits. Plenty of things to do outside the bedroom,as well as in.

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By *urious couple22Couple
over a year ago

Derby

To explore and hopefully meet a regular.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We love sharing our pics and are looking to get chatting to people with the aim to meet

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By *hesblokeMan
over a year ago

Derbyshire village

General chats, laughs, a bit of a perv around, Warhammer painting tips, pasta recipes, the good stuff.

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By *aughtyenglishboyMan
over a year ago

Poole

"Good connections

Totally get this and your comments on your profile. I dated a swinger for a while and was an amazing sexual connection. I wish this site was geared up for swinging dating. I genuinely like museums and watching Disney and sex obviously! Not to say we would be an ideal match but who knows

What I love about this site over dating sites is being able to be upfront here about our kinks, then finding someone who is very much into the same things.

You can't be very specific on most dating sites about sex, there was an question on okcupid for anal sex but they seem to have no removed that or unless you now pay. I love giving anal to girls, I want to date a girl again who really loves it too, but try and find that on various dating sites now. Most seem to want loads of money just to even message. I have paid out on some sites and found many sites have gone down hill in the years since I was on.

Not only that but I can message and ask a girl if like museums without any issue but mentioning anal on a dating profile or in messaging about it is likely to get an account shutdown on many sites.

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Good vibrations good good good vibrations

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

All the pussy on my face!!!

Actually no I’ll rephrase.

A select few pussies on my face!!!

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ice lollies with sprinkles on them.. not seen many so far though

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By *tu100Man
over a year ago

Southampton

Love....but will settle for sex!

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By *outhman15Man
over a year ago

southampton

A nice happy go lucky type woman for regular nsa fun as the sex gets better once you find out all those little things each other like and find new things you both enjoy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex and friendship

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By *urora1912Woman
over a year ago

Norfolk East anglia

Local fwb but no such luck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A regular supply of attractive single guys and to meet two or three lovely couples that we can hang out with as well as play with.

The reality on Fab is very different.

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By *andy2Man
over a year ago

Ealing

My girlfriend playing without my knowledge

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Bugger all, I found what I wanted outside of fab

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By *ayyune2000Man
over a year ago

yorks

Cam fun , naughty meets , outdoor fun how ever I've bene finding this more.on dating apps or clubs compared to on here.its got so slow

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By *r.SJMan
over a year ago

Wellingborough

Accepted.

Friends, acquaintances, fwb's, lovers, socials.

I'm the writer one in the corner that ought get out more and post a little, but my kinda people... so here I am.

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By *ustBoWoman
over a year ago

Somewhere in Co. Down

Right now I'm not looking for anything apart from a way to spend a bit if time browsing on here.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

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By *torm in a G cupWoman
over a year ago

Land of the Long White Cloud

Fun interactions, escapism and teasing.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

People who actually want to meet; not just talk about it or endlessly post pictures of themselves.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

It's nice to have life goals isn’t it

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

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PM me. I'll give you some pointers...

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

The meaning to life failing that a KFC bargain bucket

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

It's nice to have life goals isn’t it

I think so, it's definitely something I will keep trying to achieve until I die

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

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PM me. I'll give you some pointers..."

Do you have one already Nero?

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

I'm looking for a one or two local single guys for regular fun and frolics. Guys don't seem happy to have a social to check compatibility before things go any further.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone to share nachos with.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Not a clue these days.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Regular mutual fun

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Can I change my original answer please…….rum and and a packet of crisps(I’m an easy catch)…fucking boring but easy

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"Regular mutual fun"

This ^

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"Can I change my original answer please…….rum and and a packet of crisps(I’m an easy catch)…fucking boring but easy

Coke… this message always deletes in a message the first time ….why????

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea anymore

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm not actively looking for anything in particular on fab. I'm more content seeing if the people who find me spark my interest and entice me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A harem.

I'm currently two short."

How do I apply?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I don't know, really.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Cake recipes

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

A fuck buddy no dramas close to me not many out there tho

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By *zael ElohimMan
over a year ago

Scarborough

A witch,

A switch,

A goddess or demoness (looking at you Lilith)

A friend

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By *lym4realCouple
over a year ago

plymouth

Anyone with a personality ?? not mutiple ones though as way to many on here already ? and for Mrs4 ...Men who can actually ? and females who get matching underwear...for Mr4 People who don't think his book collection is to large ..and small perky breasts xxx

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

I dare not say what I would love to find on fab. I think I would just be on the receiving end of a boat load of abuse

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

Experimenting and new experiences

Basically to acheive the 'kick the bucket 'list

The reality is proving a hell lot more different than the dream though

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By *he Kat 666Woman
over a year ago

Salisbury

Cup of coffee and a jam doughnut right now!

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

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By *hagTonightMan
over a year ago

From the land of haribos.

I am looking to be part of a couples sex life, not just sex, but to also go on dates with her as well

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By *alverncpleCouple
over a year ago

malvern

Looking for a long term relationship with another guy to become part of our relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don’t even know at this point. I’m just hanging around to see if anything exciting happens.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t even know at this point. I’m just hanging around to see if anything exciting happens. "

Join my Harem

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I don’t even know at this point. I’m just hanging around to see if anything exciting happens.

Join my Harem "

How many members have you got so far?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

My contact lenses, have you seen them?

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By *icker20.Man
over a year ago

Swindon

Fun....

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By *ornym66Man
over a year ago

Col /ips

"Local fwb but no such luck "

I know what you mean I'm looking for a female friend in my area

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I don’t even know at this point. I’m just hanging around to see if anything exciting happens.

Join my Harem

How many members have you got so far? "

Just you

Might get PW in though

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

In practical terms, a paramour for fabulous lunches who has a taste in luscious lingerie. In the abstract, for experiences that make you tingle with anticipation as they're rushing toward you, glow with pleasure to remember as they re_ede, and which make life feel richer and more companionable.

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By *aria_dreamgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

stockport

A regular thing

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

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PM me. I'll give you some pointers...

Do you have one already Nero? "

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You need to slightly augment your approach, PD. Remove references to "Harem" because it puts off the refined women who think it's all about the sex 24/7. Use "Concubine" instead.

No, hang on, use "Retinue" - it's classier and you'll attract a certain calibre of women.

Good luck OP.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

At the moment, nothing. I'm happy just floating around and seeing what happens.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"No, hang on, use "Retinue" - it's classier and you'll attract a certain calibre of women.

Good luck OP."

You could even just call them your ‘friends’.

Maybe put them on some sort of electronic ‘list’?

What? It’s a million-to-one shot but it just might work!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My fantasys to be fulfilled and open myself up to new exciting kinks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I don't know really

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Attention

You have it..”Tennnshun”

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Nothing.

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By *otsossieMan
over a year ago

Chesterfield

Entertainment.

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By *hebfg2020Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

To know what is the best takeaway around

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

•

PM me. I'll give you some pointers...

Do you have one already Nero?

•

You need to slightly augment your approach, PD. Remove references to "Harem" because it puts off the refined women who think it's all about the sex 24/7. Use "Concubine" instead.

No, hang on, use "Retinue" - it's classier and you'll attract a certain calibre of women.

Good luck OP."

Even I'm not able to have sex 24/7

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

•

PM me. I'll give you some pointers...

Do you have one already Nero?

•

You need to slightly augment your approach, PD. Remove references to "Harem" because it puts off the refined women who think it's all about the sex 24/7. Use "Concubine" instead.

No, hang on, use "Retinue" - it's classier and you'll attract a certain calibre of women.

Good luck OP.

Even I'm not able to have sex 24/7

•

What?!?!

I thought you were a champion lover!?

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By *aughtyPeepzMan
over a year ago

London

Casually seeing what comes my way for fun...and to make some friends on here too

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By *innerforthreeMan
over a year ago

London/herts

"A regular supply of attractive single guys and to meet two or three lovely couples that we can hang out with as well as play with.

The reality on Fab is very different. "

I love your daily updates by the way!

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I'm here to start a Harem, it's not getting anywhere yet but I live in hope. I only need about 10 ladies, you wouldn't think it would be so difficult

•

PM me. I'll give you some pointers...

Do you have one already Nero?

•

You need to slightly augment your approach, PD. Remove references to "Harem" because it puts off the refined women who think it's all about the sex 24/7. Use "Concubine" instead.

No, hang on, use "Retinue" - it's classier and you'll attract a certain calibre of women.

Good luck OP.

Even I'm not able to have sex 24/7

•

What?!?!

I thought you were a champion lover!?

Well I am but every penis needs a rest

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By *spookie666Man
over a year ago

newmarket

Non judgemental friends

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

someone exciting to explore the sexual adventures with as well as the social aspects none pushy very relaxed with a sense of humour attached

a must

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An actual challenge at Jenga

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By *b72Man
over a year ago

Nottingham

FwB/club buddy. Someone to go and enjoy all that swinging/sex has do offer. Definitely not the vanilla type that's for sure!

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Fwb, with the wife we meet in clubs.

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By *ackonceagain1777Couple
over a year ago

West Mids

A girlfriend

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By *IZZ_69Man
over a year ago

Cheltenham

Sex

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By *ornywelsh2sumCouple
over a year ago

Neath valley.

Sex along with good friendships. Regular sex if the chemistry is good.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

My mum, has anyone seen my mum

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because we would all miss you too much if you weren’t here x

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My mum, has anyone seen my mum "

Yep. She’s being hosed down out the back.

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because we would all miss you too much if you weren’t here x"

Oh Felix, treacle, you can't get rid of me even if I'm not on fab any more

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By *arkus1812Man
over a year ago

Finedon ,

The way I feel at the present time I will soon be looking for the fab exit door.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"My mum, has anyone seen my mum

Yep. She’s being hosed down out the back."

Last time I heard she was sawing you in half with her strap on...

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By *he Silver FuxMan
over a year ago

Uttoxeter

My stalker, she’d be on profile number 7 now..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because we would all miss you too much if you weren’t here x

Oh Felix, treacle, you can't get rid of me even if I'm not on fab any more

You said it right for me. I’m not looking either, I gave up ages ago.

(The hope of finding anyone local I could get on with was hopeless)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because otherwise there would be zero people on here I don't wanna slap!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because we would all miss you too much if you weren’t here x

Oh Felix, treacle, you can't get rid of me even if I'm not on fab any more

You said it right for me. I’m not looking either, I gave up ages ago.

(The hope of finding anyone local I could get on with was hopeless)

Aww Woody. I'll move to Manc and be your wingwoman

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because otherwise there would be zero people on here I don't wanna slap!!

…. You know you type these out don’t you?

People!!!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because otherwise there would be zero people on here I don't wanna slap!!

Fine.

I'm looking for someone else on here that Lilith doesn't wanna slap

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because otherwise there would be zero people on here I don't wanna slap!!

…. You know you type these out don’t you?

People!!! "

You should see the things I don't type

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because we would all miss you too much if you weren’t here x

Oh Felix, treacle, you can't get rid of me even if I'm not on fab any more

You said it right for me. I’m not looking either, I gave up ages ago.

(The hope of finding anyone local I could get on with was hopeless)

Aww Woody. I'll move to Manc and be your wingwoman "

Manchester is shit!!! Don’t do it!

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because we would all miss you too much if you weren’t here x

Oh Felix, treacle, you can't get rid of me even if I'm not on fab any more

You said it right for me. I’m not looking either, I gave up ages ago.

(The hope of finding anyone local I could get on with was hopeless)

Aww Woody. I'll move to Manc and be your wingwoman

Manchester is shit!!! Don’t do it! "

Ok. You move here.

Or I'll just come up every so often and wingwoman you. Which sounds like it could be weird.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nothing really.

I don't even know why I'm here any more

Because otherwise there would be zero people on here I don't wanna slap!!

…. You know you type these out don’t you?

People!!!

You should see the things I don't type "

You can imagine my replies to those.

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By *icolerobbieCouple
over a year ago

walsall

To get our kicks before the whole shot house goes up in flames…..

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