FabSwingers.com forum: What do you need, right this minute?

By *isaB45 OP Woman
over a year ago

Fabville

I need a big spoon and twelve hours' sleep.

I'm recovering from being poorly.

What about you?

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

Worcestershire source crisps and a Queen's of the Stoneage CD.

And a CD player.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

48 hour days

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aww get well soon, OP

I’d love a nice cup of tea, tbf. And I’ve just been inspired to go pop the kettle on and have one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Time

Peace

A better body

A calmer mind

And an iced coffee and a big Mac please.

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By *inosaur PantsMan
over a year ago

Stourbridge

A pepperami and some monster much

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

To feel better, go back to work tomorrow and enjoy my weekend. Pretty please?

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

A big hug.

Then a cup of tea and a ginger biscuit.

The second two I can do and will. Now.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

After a nice chill afternoon I think a pint of cold water & some nice cuddles from the kids would be perfect

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By *imply DeeWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

A hug and someone to tell me it’s going to be okay

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By *inda May SimmonsTV/TS
over a year ago

hexham

To lose two stone in weight ( without having to chop a limb off! )

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

A cuddle.

And an ice cream. Lots of ice cream.

But mainly a cuddle.

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

A little spoon and 12 hours

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

Coffee

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

I need Mary Poppins to snap her finger and all my stuff get sorted into it rightful place so I can stay in bed also quite like a sarnie come floating in from the kitchen .

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

Someone to make a suitable bow for me.

And one of those Magnum Sunlover ice creams.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"A hug and someone to tell me it’s going to be okay "

I'd offer you a big chunky hug.

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By *rojan23Man
over a year ago

neverland

A fire to chill around in the garden with some interesting company that can click together and a beer or 2

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A hug, that is all.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I want what I can't have

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

nice massage ,,

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By *unSizedFirecrackerWoman
over a year ago

Stanford Le Hope

An orgasm, a cuddle and a nap in that order.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blow job would be brilliant

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Oral and kissing

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Time

Peace

A better body

A calmer mind

And an iced coffee and a big Mac please.

Top tip for you: drop a double espresso in a vanilla or chocolate shake.

Not tried it yet. Supposed to be good.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Someone to help me do a big clean and clear out of my house.

I'm being brutal this time

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

Peace and good will to all men.

A pizza.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Someone to make a suitable bow for me.

And one of those Magnum Sunlover ice creams. "

Do you mean a haberdashery bow, or musical instrument bow?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My bed

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Cuddles & sleep.

Mrs

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Peace and good will to all men.

A pizza.

Oh right, sod us ladies. Hope you get pineapple on your pizza

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By *entleman JayMan
over a year ago

Wakefield

I’m another one who would like a cuddle.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Peace and good will to all men.

A pizza.

Oh right, sod us ladies. Hope you get pineapple on your pizza

I'll save you a slice.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

A blowjob.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I need someone to wax my arse crack with sellotape

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I need a massive dose of motivation to clear out the front room of my house. It's been a dumping ground for 11 years

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By *hYouNaughtyKittenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

A really good hug and a kiss would be perfect

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"A really good hug and a kiss would be perfect "

Well if you’d had more time today …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A holiday somewhere hot would be nice

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Hope you're feeling better, OP.

I need a snuggle, a hard fuck, back surgery, coffee, sensual lovemaking and someone to tell me I'm not actually as shit as I feel.

Any order will do.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A shoulder massage would be amazing right now.

If we're going all out though, a night of debauchery and filth would be very much appreciated too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably just a good cry and a hug tbh

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By *hYouNaughtyKittenWoman
over a year ago

Fife

"A really good hug and a kiss would be perfect

Well if you’d had more time today …

That’s just mean

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

Food and stronger painkillers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve cream. Vanilla.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Dress me please.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Dress me please.

May I recommend the blue underwear m'lady?

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

A nice, big, sweet, hot coffee.

Back in the 'up at 5am' routine today after my holiday and the tiredness is real

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Cheesecake, but bought cheesecake is mostly rubbish and I cba to make one! Probably for the best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cheesecake, but bought cheesecake is mostly rubbish and I cba to make one! Probably for the best!"

£4.50 for an American cheescake now in Asda. I was in a cheesecake mood yesterday but wasnt about to pay those prices

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A nice, big, sweet, hot coffee.

Back in the 'up at 5am' routine today after my holiday and the tiredness is real

I want a coffee with him ^

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cheesecake, but bought cheesecake is mostly rubbish and I cba to make one! Probably for the best!"

I'll make you a cheesecake.

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By *oelDorianMan
over a year ago

vanaheim

"I need a big spoon and twelve hours' sleep.

I'm recovering from being poorly.

What about you?"

A relax and a good bj

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

Cuddles, kisses, sex and then sleeping for about a week.

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

And a message from him

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By *en ukMan
over a year ago

harrow London

Sex, good bj and fun

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Dress me please.

May I recommend the blue underwear m'lady?

I need something suitable for sitting down on the ground and public (not) viewing..

but thank you. It's just one of those "I don't have anything to wear" moments. As we know this really means: I have no idea what to wear.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"Cheesecake, but bought cheesecake is mostly rubbish and I cba to make one! Probably for the best!

I'll make you a cheesecake.

No disrespect, but my cheesecakes are the canine undercarriage of cheesecakes, so will stick with mine xx

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Cheesecake, but bought cheesecake is mostly rubbish and I cba to make one! Probably for the best!

I'll make you a cheesecake.

No disrespect, but my cheesecakes are the canine undercarriage of cheesecakes, so will stick with mine xx"

Fair enough.

Mine are like me - big and thick.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Dress me please.

May I recommend the blue underwear m'lady?

I need something suitable for sitting down on the ground and public (not) viewing..

but thank you. It's just one of those "I don't have anything to wear" moments. As we know this really means: I have no idea what to wear.

Then a loose top and jeans.

I'll bring a blanket to sit on.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Something for dinner

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Food, a back massage and a long sex session.

I'm not sure I'm what order thou

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"Food, a back massage and a long sex session.

I'm not sure I'm what order thou"

Food - tick

Back massage - tick

Sex - (hang on I'll get my dictionary)

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Sorry to hear that Lisa x

12 hours sleep would be lovely right now

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

A beer would be nice

Wich is mad I don't drink much these days but actually got a mad craving for it

But for weather's sake not worth getting wet for a pint

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

I’m open to offers from anyone atm. From a woman a hug would be awesome.

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By *X2019Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

A bj would go down a treat haha

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Happiness and exceptance of things I can't control

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

All these guys keep saying a GOOD BJ. Like bad ones are prevalent

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

A bad BJ

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A mod to close a thread I started

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A hug and someone to tell me it’s going to be okay "

Its always OK in the end and if its not OK then it's not the end.

That little mantra gets me through so much.

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I need someone to go to work for me ,so I don't have to

I would also really like some cuddles, a movie and snacks.

Em x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"A mod to close a thread I started "

C’mon, it wasn’t that bad.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Doobie and a beer

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I need a big spoon and twelve hours' sleep.

I'm recovering from being poorly.

What about you?"

Get well soon lovely and to anyone else having a rough day, I hope things get easier.

I'd like the sun to come back out

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

"Doobie and a beer "

Tbf I'd settle for the doob over the beer I affore mentioned

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

"I need a big spoon and twelve hours' sleep.

I'm recovering from being poorly.

What about you?

Get well soon lovely and to anyone else having a rough day, I hope things get easier.

I'd like the sun to come back out"

Such a lovely lady

Always see you posting nice things

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I need chocolate ice cream...please and thank you

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

"Doobie and a beer

Tbf I'd settle for the doob over the beer I affore mentioned "

Both would give me a better nights sleep

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

"Doobie and a beer

Tbf I'd settle for the doob over the beer I affore mentioned

Both would give me a better nights sleep

I feel that likes bro, though if I had both chances are the xbox would go on and be up half the night missing my alarm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

to not be getting ready to head into work! i want to go back to bed

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Headache tablets and less humidity

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Food.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Some lovin

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By *opinovMan
over a year ago

Point Nemo, Cumbria

A large banoffee sundae.

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

A leg massage would be pretty good right now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need someone to come and wash my hair for me. And my body if it's not too much to ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I need a haircut!

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