FabSwingers.com forum: How good are you at sex?

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Scale of 1-10 (10 being best)

You’re on Fab so you must all be awesome, right?

I’m a solid 3. The same number of thrusts I can manage before I cum

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Haha good?

good...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm pretty bad at it. That's why I'm on fab

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m a solid 3 also lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Good at the sex, not so much with the stamina

Solid 7.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Probably a 2. 3 on a good day.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So good my wife has to sleep with other men

Seriously though I’m average at best.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What number is it for when they come back for more....I could be that number, whatever it is.

I'm guessing when they don't come back for more it's a 1. So maybe I'm a 2?

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Actually confident in that department, would say a solid 8 maybe 9

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

Amazing, you are including masterbation?!

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I need lots of practise to improve!

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

I don't know.. but just to be on the safe side I have lots of it.. as they say practise makes perfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So good my wife has to sleep with other men

Seriously though I’m average at best. "

I know that feeling

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Good at the sex, not so much with the stamina

Solid 7."

Cardio will bring you up to a 9

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About the only thing I'm good at so

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Good at the sex, not so much with the stamina

Solid 7.

Cardio will bring you up to a 9"

Please don't use a public forum to call me fat.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

im shit at it...1.5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So good my wife has to sleep with other men

Seriously though I’m average at best.

I know that feeling "

I was joking

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Been invited back everytime aside from d*unken one night stands so you make up your pretty minds!

400.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This is dependent upon the match, right? I’ve had women (well, one in particular) that I’ve clicked with and gone all day. Other partners it’s not there (well it is, but not as intuitive, or natural)

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

I am fantastic at the sex

I do the sex like this

I do the sex like that

I sex the sexy sex all the time

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not memorable but not forgetable

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By *astshagMan
over a year ago

Bexhill

im shit at it...1.5

I’m sure you’re a lot higher than a 1.5. I think we should meet so I can independently assess?? Lol x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

About an 8 at foreplay then after that my numbers begin to dwindle.

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

I practice every day!!

I hope I’m at least above average!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No idea. Effectively retired

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So good my wife has to sleep with other men

Seriously though I’m average at best.

I know that feeling

I was joking

Oh I wasn’t

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

It's been so long ago I'm not sure if I remember how to do it, never mind how good I am.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am fantastic at the sex

I do the sex like this

I do the sex like that

I sex the sexy sex all the time

That's what it's all about

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

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By *ister-mischiefMan
over a year ago

Trafford

A 1 but my after drinks snackages are a 9 so it all adds up

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That's what it's all about

In, out, shake it all about?

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

I always get top marks from the local SH clinic.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not for me to say tbh,

...but it's a good sign if they ask to meet again ..you must've done something right ...right ??

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

Goodness know, its been a long time since i practiced. I never had any complaints, maybe they were being kind? Often caused wet patches on the bed, so may have done something right?

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Like Gillette, smooth and 99 percent on top of things

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

They don’t call me two pumps and a squirt for nothing.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"They don’t call me two pumps and a squirt for nothing.

The mr "

You get diarrhoea too?

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"This is dependent upon the match, right? I’ve had women (well, one in particular) that I’ve clicked with and gone all day. Other partners it’s not there (well it is, but not as intuitive, or natural)

Totally this…..sometimes just can’t stop.

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

I don't believe I'm good or bad. I have been called best sex ever and also lazy

haha

It's all about compatibility. There is so much variety and everyone likes different things

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I don't believe I'm good or bad. I have been called best sex ever and also lazy

haha

It's all about compatibility. There is so much variety and everyone likes different things "

Pillow princess is the best vibe though!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

This is very good question i used to

Be Outstanding . and could happy take on a number of women and have them tire out before me.

Its been a while I've got older but even if i don't have the same stamina as I once had .I've got the skills and knowledge to give a woman multiple orgasms with my magic fingers .so I recond I'll still be given 10 out 10 for satisfaction.

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By *lex46TV/TS
over a year ago

Near Wells

9.5, always room for improvement

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Yeah I kind of see what you’re saying, some ladies have amazing talents, others not so great. I’m still consistently woeful though, that’s the constant ..

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

"I don't believe I'm good or bad. I have been called best sex ever and also lazy

haha

It's all about compatibility. There is so much variety and everyone likes different things

Pillow princess is the best vibe though!"

I am a bit of a pillow princess

but people don't want that a lot of the time

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By *acduff66Man
over a year ago

london

"What number is it for when they come back for more....I could be that number, whatever it is.

I'm guessing when they don't come back for more it's a 1. So maybe I'm a 2?

I’d say coming back for more is a definite 4

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I don't believe I'm good or bad. I have been called best sex ever and also lazy

haha

It's all about compatibility. There is so much variety and everyone likes different things

Pillow princess is the best vibe though!

I am a bit of a pillow princess

but people don't want that a lot of the time "

Hey there. I'm into pillow princesses

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"They don’t call me two pumps and a squirt for nothing.

The mr

You get diarrhoea too? "

Only verbally.

The mr

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I keep my fwbs wanting to fuck ne for years so I can't be that shit.

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By *gent CoulsonMan
over a year ago

Secret hideaway in the pennines

I keep getting repeats, so I can be that bad at it, although it could be the baked goods that keep them coming back

Possibly a 5

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

10, if I get someone that matches what I like,need,want and are filthy minded like me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm only as good as the person I'm with.

And actually it's not for me to decide if I'm good or not.

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I'd give me one.

...geddit?

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By *orthyorkypairCouple
over a year ago

North Yorkshire

As Toby Keith sings " I am not as good as I once was, but I am as good once as I ever was"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll let you know when I have some.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

My left hand thinks I'm absolutely brilliant.

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

Outstanding of course

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I'll let you know when I have some. "

It’s ok, I’ll find out for myself. When are you free?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sex, im average I guess but I give 10/10 hugs afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'd give me one.

...geddit?

Not as often as I'd like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think we're on fab because we're so shit at it no?

Unless you're part of a couple, then I guess you must be ok at it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honestly...

I think I'm up there

Jay

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By *interfoxWoman
over a year ago

maesteg

Not at all

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By *adyJayneWoman
over a year ago

Burnleyish (She/They)

I'd say a solid 8 pushing a 9. (always room to improve right?)

I'm good enough that ex's etc still talk about it / ask for hook ups (even though they never get them)

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Platinum shiny Pikachu

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

On my own 10 out of 10

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By *hristopherd999Man
over a year ago

Brentwood

"I need lots of practise to improve!"

We could practise together!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

adequate

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I'm thinking I must be pretty good at it, I make it through to the end everytime, sometimes it takes a while but other times I complete it really quickly

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

A solid 1, maybe even a 2 on a good day

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By *urve_your_enthusiasmWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

-13 I always apologise afterwards

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line! "

I'd love a crap threesome with you both!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line! "

Plenty of average to go around! It's not a competition, ladies.

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By *mf123Man
over a year ago

with one foot out the door

Too good for my own good

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By *izzy69Man
over a year ago

London

I'm abso fucking lutely bloody amazing!!!!

If only I could do it with someone to make sure though....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

"Hey that's my line! "

Look, if you two want to get all competitive about mediocrity I’ll take the hit and be an impartial judge. Who’s going first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line! "

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

This is turning into the shittist orgy - ever.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after. "

You've just given brucey a heartache.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after.

You've just given brucey a heartache.

I can hear him hyperventilating from here

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

God knows...wanna rate me?

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By *otSoPoshWoman
over a year ago

In a ball gown because that's how we roll in N. Devon

Depends. Sometimes a 1, sometimes a 2. Very, very occasionally much better. But it all depends on who I'm doing it with and what our chemistry is like. Because it takes two or more to make sex good or bad.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"God knows...wanna rate me?

If only I was 1 year younger.

Pffffft

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Pretty shit but I can cook

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after.

You've just given brucey a heartache.

She always does. Yet always says #bekind as well. This is what all the other threads were about Mrs Shiv!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not blowing smoke up my own arse but 7-8

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By *eddy004Man
over a year ago

Toy Town

Looking for a lady that's up for giving a rating

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

That’s classified

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I'm amazing at sex I always cum

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

When I regularly get called Lord Shagger of Fucksville??? From the ladies I meet - well the ones that aren’t left dribbling and drooling in a post orgasmic haze call me that…… so probably a falsely humble 5 but actually 21/10!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after.

You've just given brucey a heartache.

She always does. Yet always says #bekind as well. This is what all the other threads were about Mrs Shiv!

Have I hurt your feelings brucey? I’m sorry

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after.

You've just given brucey a heartache.

She always does. Yet always says #bekind as well. This is what all the other threads were about Mrs Shiv!

Have I hurt your feelings brucey? I’m sorry "

Pretty privilege in all it's glory!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after.

You've just given brucey a heartache.

She always does. Yet always says #bekind as well. This is what all the other threads were about Mrs Shiv!

Have I hurt your feelings brucey? I’m sorry

Pretty privilege in all its glory!

It’s a hard life

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

I dont remember

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Absolute world championships of these four walls at being the sexy and the handsome and the doing of the sex

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"If you’re looking for below average sex, I’m your gal

Hey that's my line!

We could have below average sex together if you’re bored. I promise I’ll leave straight after.

You've just given brucey a heartache.

She always does. Yet always says #bekind as well. This is what all the other threads were about Mrs Shiv!

Have I hurt your feelings brucey? I’m sorry

Pretty privilege in all its glory!

It’s a hard life "

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not blowing smoke up my own arse but 7-8 "

7 minus 8? So minus one then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It depends if they put the effort too. I just bored if they don’t.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

A 2. I just lay there until it's over then hope I'm not spoken to for the rest of the night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"A 2. I just lay there until it's over then hope I'm not spoken to for the rest of the night.

And now we know why we're here

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

On the same level as my morning cuppa and bacon butty skills

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

10's Baby

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"God knows...wanna rate me?

And how full is your inbox after posting that?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t get the opportunity on here due to ghosting, catfishing etc so a solid 0 but 10 if a masterbation site lol

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

There's some real soul bearing going on here today! 4 on a good day. I might make it a personal target to get some practice in and raise my standard now that I'm reflecting on it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not blowing smoke up my own arse but 7-8

7 minus 8? So minus one then?

That would be a hyphen sir

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Not blowing smoke up my own arse but 7-8

7 minus 8? So minus one then?

That would be a hyphen sir

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

-42

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By *ong-leggedblondWoman
over a year ago

Next Door

Never been rated

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By *hatsWhatCoupleCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

Mrs WW says I have a nice personality and that’s all that matters

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