FabSwingers.com forum: Why are women so picky?

By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we can't in the real world so exaggerate our privilege on here pretty much.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because we can't in the real world so exaggerate our privilege on here pretty much."

fuck

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think more men should be picky tbh.

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By *hebfg2020Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Because they have what most men want …..

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think more men should be picky tbh. "

I actually am a bit....

Ah who am I kidding!

No seriously I am.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

I can do anything I want...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Meet you at the Southbank. Homeless people love me. True story.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

" I can do anything I want...

You can't do me!

Ahh who am I kidding...

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm not picky.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because fab is a sausage fest and they can afford to be!!

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By *he Infamous Minxie MinxWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

Is it picky ?? or choosing someone they want - do you just message/wink/want to friend only people that match your requirements/wants without checking theirs? Just asking

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they have every right to have standards and preferences.

I think the question you should really be asking is why you have such a feeling of entitlement - because that's what you're demonstrating by starting this thread

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By *randMrsNorthernCouple
over a year ago

Cheshire

"Because we can't in the real world so exaggerate our privilege on here pretty much."

Haha.

So you’re saying a real world 6/10 is a Fab 9/10, yes?!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

Are woman picky or are "most" men just without standards some guys will message everyone and straight up asking for sex not a clue what people look like they're interacting with besides there body parts, to many desperate men here and to the others who ain't keep your standards up

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Because it's not always about what you may have but the attachments you could have a lovely penis but a face like it's been dragged through a bush

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Because they can.

Because they should.

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

Put simply.

Because they can be.

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By *ames_1985Man
over a year ago

Wantage / Bicester

Because there are trash men on here and why not have standards? Would you meet and have sex with someone you didn't find attractive in any way shape or form?

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

" I can do anything I want...

You can't do me!

Ahh who am I kidding..."

can i?

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Because you'd better be pretty fucking special to supplant my novel.

Given the whole "god give me the serenity of a mediocre white man"... Mediocrity probably looks pretty special to most guys, and therefore they're shocked when I'm unimpressed and would rather read?

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

You can take a look a the state of my inbox and then you'll know why we are picky

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Because there are trash men on here and why not have standards? Would you meet and have sex with someone you didn't find attractive in any way shape or form? "

I think he would.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Its a sellers market

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Men are picky too.

Brucey has turned me down many times

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Its a sellers market"

May I have a pound of your flesh, please

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

Evolution makes us picky. We have to pick the fittest of the fit

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Because they have every right to have standards and preferences.

I think the question you should really be asking is why you have such a feeling of entitlement - because that's what you're demonstrating by starting this thread"

Because I'm a fucking legend that's why

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

" I can do anything I want...

You can't do me!

Ahh who am I kidding...

can i?

Ah g'wan!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Because they can be.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"You can take a look a the state of my inbox and then you'll know why we are picky

Cool, I'll head over in a bit!

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Dear OP,

I think you very much answered your own question. When you elucidate with sub-par descriptives such as — "penis that works", "pretty ok" and "last a while"...it won't have suitable candidates flocking to your gingerbread house.

Add more pomp (and more pomposity) to your 'selling' technique..

· an exceptional penis

· masculine and majestic

· unquestionable endurance!

There is that possibility that you're, er, umm, ugly.

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

Because they can be! Especially here

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?"

You're kidding right, OP?

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Am I picky or is just no one interested?

That's the question

Mrs

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?"

Could you define “can last a while” (asking for a friend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm not picky.

On my way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have standards you mean?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I make the most of it here because according to some men, no one would look twice at me in the real world

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Also you need to be worth shaving my legs for, especially in winter

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By *eniandMikeCouple
over a year ago

Edinburgh

I’m not picky at all…..if you can put a condom on, your welcome in my lady area!!! Hahahaha

In all seriousness, it’s not picky, it’s just what turns you on!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?

You're kidding right, OP?

I forget people think I'm not

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Dear OP,

Add more pomp (and more pomposity) to your 'selling' technique..

· an exceptional penis

· masculine and majestic

· unquestionable endurance!

There is that possibility that you're, er, umm, ugly.

Ah crap I was enjoying that until the last bit

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?

Could you define “can last a while” (asking for a friend

Suppose there's only one way to know for sure?

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I’m not picky at all…..if you can put a condom on, your welcome in my lady area!!! Hahahaha

In all seriousness, it’s not picky, it’s just what turns you on! "

Ah crap I never was very good at that part. So slimy!

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Make a stand! When/if they do pick you, tell them they are not for you.

That will learn them and put them in their place.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think more men should be picky tbh. "

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

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By *ife NinjaMan
over a year ago

Dunfermline

"Dear OP,

Add more pomp (and more pomposity) to your 'selling' technique..

· an exceptional penis

· masculine and majestic

· unquestionable endurance!

There is that possibility that you're, er, umm, ugly.

Ooh, harsh

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

Urgh Brucey you've caught me with this one. I hate the concepts of "being picky" "having standards" "being fussy" etc etc. To me, every single one implies you're judging people and whether you deem them worthy of your time and attention. Which, as I write it, I realise is exactly how fab works...

I want my fab utopia where people just have sex with other people they want to have sex with and nobody gets snarky about it. Sort it out, OP?

Mrs TMN x

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Urgh Brucey you've caught me with this one. I hate the concepts of "being picky" "having standards" "being fussy" etc etc. To me, every single one implies you're judging people and whether you deem them worthy of your time and attention. Which, as I write it, I realise is exactly how fab works...

I want my fab utopia where people just have sex with other people they want to have sex with and nobody gets snarky about it. Sort it out, OP?

Mrs TMN x"

Sounds like something a spot of the ol' sex could solve to me?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

All the clever answers in the world, but we are just self aware animals who naturally want the best possible mate to continue the species!

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By *wist my nipplesCouple
over a year ago

North East Scotland, mostly

I want my fab utopia where people just have sex with other people they want to have sex with and nobody gets snarky about it. Sort it out, OP?

Mrs TMN x

Sounds like something a spot of the ol' sex could solve to me? "

Of course it does

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Evolution makes us picky. We have to pick the fittest of the fit

I'm fit, pick me pick me

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Women are not picky, they just won’t shag anything with a pulse.

The mr

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Not all of them are.

I mean.....Fox married me after all.

Anything is possibly if you dream big enough Brucey!

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

Me too

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

But but you're a hidden gem, you say so yourself.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Women are not picky, they just won’t shag anything with a pulse.

The mr "

But you're a total bellend and you've done good? (MEANT WITH LOVE IM A FAN)

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

Mystique is sexy!

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"Not all of them are.

I mean.....Fox married me after all.

Anything is possibly if you dream big enough Brucey!

Yeah this is one for Netflixes Unsolved Mysteries this one

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

Me too"

Again, it's that user name. I'd prefer jezebel to mary morality

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

Mystique is sexy! "

To be fair that faceless silhouette has a cracking head shape...

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"Women are not picky, they just won’t shag anything with a pulse.

The mr

But you're a total bellend and you've done good? (MEANT WITH LOVE IM A FAN)

Yeah but only because bellends attract twats, luckily enough for me she’s a good twat.

The mr

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"I make the most of it here because according to some men, no one would look twice at me in the real world

Fools!! X

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

I’m old and ugly, I cannot afford to be picky Brucey.

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I think more men should be picky tbh. "

You're nearly there - you're more pickle. Just a few more letter changes and you'll be ace!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I respect when a woman is picky

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I do feel like some people should just hire someone on here, they act so desperately in the messages. They actually think because women are here that we are at their beck and call when they want a shag

I've even been told to wear a blindfold so I didn't have to look at him -haha. Attraction is important and I don't think it's anymore complicated than that x

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Not all of them are.

I mean.....Fox married me after all.

Anything is possibly if you dream big enough Brucey!

Yeah this is one for Netflixes Unsolved Mysteries this one"

More chance of winning the lottery than finding the answer to that conundrum to be honest!

You'd need Poirot, Miss Marple, Taggart, the Scooby Doo gang and the A Team on board just to get close.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

"I do feel like some people should just hire someone on here, they act so desperately in the messages. They actually think because women are here that we are at their beck and call when they want a shag

I've even been told to wear a blindfold so I didn't have to look at him -haha. Attraction is important and I don't think it's anymore complicated than that x"

Cost of living crisis!

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By *rFoxAndXenoCouple
over a year ago

Weymouth

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?

You're kidding right, OP?

I forget people think I'm not

Oops, I didn't see who it was

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

But but you're a hidden gem, you say so yourself."

Do you believe everything you read on the web

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because there are trash men on here and why not have standards? Would you meet and have sex with someone you didn't find attractive in any way shape or form? "

Er....

Yes?

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By *am101aMan
over a year ago

swad

They are all looking for Brad Cloony or George Pitt?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

But but you're a hidden gem, you say so yourself.

Do you believe everything you read on the web

Back to trading standards then. This is why fab needs to link up with tripadvisor.

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By *icknHMan
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Because you'd better be pretty fucking special to supplant my novel.

Given the whole "god give me the serenity of a mediocre white man"... Mediocrity probably looks pretty special to most guys, and therefore they're shocked when I'm unimpressed and would rather read?"

Aww she seems nice x

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By *innMan
over a year ago

edinburgh

"I think more men should be picky tbh.

Deffo.. i have no pics at all and still get guys wanting to meet

What? Your not a hidden gem - aww ffs nothing is really what it seems.

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By *ohndom2023Man
over a year ago

Hastings/Greenwich

It is simply supply & demand at its most brutal.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because scabs are irresistable.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm more picky than F!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Because you'd better be pretty fucking special to supplant my novel.

Given the whole "god give me the serenity of a mediocre white man"... Mediocrity probably looks pretty special to most guys, and therefore they're shocked when I'm unimpressed and would rather read?

Aww she seems nice x"

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By *antricSeeker60Man
over a year ago

Durham

Always a woman’s right to choose as it is for a man to…

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Because there are trash men on here and why not have standards? Would you meet and have sex with someone you didn't find attractive in any way shape or form?

Er....

Yes? "

people have no imagination at all, you could always like pretend

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because for some reason I can pull hot men on here so I figure I may aswell do the best I can.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we shouldn't have to drop our knickers to every man who wants a shag lol

Some of us actually want meets that we like and share intrests with.

Others just see a vagina or boobs and instantly want a meet LOL

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By *irthnextdoorMan
over a year ago

North East

Because they can be.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

"I think more men should be picky tbh. "

I would want them to be. the any hole is the goal brigade are not exactly flattering.

also for me the not sex parts are just as important to me so I have to really like you and for you to really like me. otherwise I'll stick with my vibrator and my satisfyer thank you very much.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?"

Benefits of drifting in a sea of cock

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By *urved HunnyWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Well, essentially men are the insperminators and we're quality control lol

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

"Are woman picky or are "most" men just without standards some guys will message everyone and straight up asking for sex not a clue what people look like they're interacting with besides there body parts, to many desperate men here and to the others who ain't keep your standards up

Exactly a guy who will fuck anything with a pulse gets no respect from me.

Seriously can't be physically attracted to every female going that's a dangerous game to play there

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Bruce do you not have a type? I am assuming by your post xx

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By *rlandoMan
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Brexit

Too many serial killer series on Netflix.

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By *2000ManMan
over a year ago

Worthing

It's a good challenge!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You know guys can be picky to right? I don't think on here it's about woman being picky as such, it's all a numbers game.

If we outnumbered the woman in here, would you go for anything or would you go for who you are attracted to the most?

I personally only send winks and messages to woman and couples I think I might relate to on some level based on their profile and who I find attractive. I see lots on here that I would happily have fun with, but, I'm fussy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because they can be picky until there is more women then men (which there never will be ) then it's like being in a sweet store for them

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ...."

100000000% NOT true

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

It's their long nails, they're perfect for picking at things, so obviously they put them to use!

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

100000000% NOT true"

You want random dudes to spunk on your tits?

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"Not all of them are.

I mean.....Fox married me after all.

Anything is possibly if you dream big enough Brucey!

Are you sure it wasn’t the opposite way around? With that huge cock and that women make the decisions!

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

"I’m old and ugly, I cannot afford to be picky Brucey. "

Fantastic body, no matter what you look like!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ...."

I'll skip both, but if I'm looking for anything here, it's people to get my rocks off then fuck off out of my house.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

100000000% NOT true

You want random dudes to spunk on your tits?"

If it's that or a husband, then yes, I'll take that.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

100000000% NOT true

You want random dudes to spunk on your tits?

If it's that or a husband, then yes, I'll take that. "

It's a fair offer. How about your arse?

I'm a cheeky fucker.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

They're not all picky.

After all - some of them have met me.

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By *ervent X KissMan
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Which is what most of us want

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

100000000% NOT true

You want random dudes to spunk on your tits?

If it's that or a husband, then yes, I'll take that.

It's a fair offer. How about your arse?

I'm a cheeky fucker."

Oh so my boobs aren't good enough??

Block incoming..

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Because men rule the world, so we rule their dicks!

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?

Could you define “can last a while” (asking for a friend

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Suppose there's only one way to know for sure?"

I expect this is code for not long enough *sigh*

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Change what you're looking for to men... See the kind of profiles and messages we're subjected to, and then see how you feel.

I'm picky because I don't tolerate BS, and some (not all) men are full of it.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Because it's not always about what you may have but the attachments you could have a lovely penis but a face like it's been dragged through a bush

Even men with strange ole faces can become attractive when you meet them face to face.

It's getting to meet that's the problem. If your face alone won't do it, try using your words or wit.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

100000000% NOT true

You want random dudes to spunk on your tits?

If it's that or a husband, then yes, I'll take that.

It's a fair offer. How about your arse?

I'm a cheeky fucker.

Oh so my boobs aren't good enough??

Block incoming..

Damn you're a tough negotiator.

I'll bring Hula Hoops.

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By *os_GoddessofdawnWoman
over a year ago

In the clouds

Most men have no standards so will feck anything with a hole,women are usually more fussy what or who goes inside her..

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

I would hazard a guess that the men far outweigh the ladies, so it is ladies choice on who gets picked and who doesn't.

Not to mention those men that ruin it for evetyone else, you know the ones with the fragile ego.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ...."

But I've already got a husband

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m very picky. So picky I only pick women who won’t pick me….

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By *leased to meet youTV/TS
over a year ago

Southend-on-Sea

So single guys out number women by far. I'm finding alot don't want guys over 50! And some are so far up their own arsehole you wouldn't want to meet them! And alot are now only meeting at clubs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

They are picky because they can be. Statistically 90% of women are looking for 10% of men in the real world, on fab that’s more like 99% looking for 1%.

There are so many guys that the choice is endless. We actually messaged the guys first that we have met and they were shocked that we contacted them.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

But I've already got a husband

tits it is by default

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By *ent in BlackMan
over a year ago

Silsden

Because like everyone else they have freedom of choice and expression.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

"I think more men should be picky tbh. "

I am incredibly picky - i point blank refuse to shag anyone that would have me on the principle that they have low standards!!

Working so far - I haven’t shagged anyone… thatll show them!!!

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By *den-Valley-coupleCouple
over a year ago

Cumbria

"I mean I have a penis that works, it's a pretty ok size and I can last a while?

I can even wear a paper work with little holes in you know?"

That's terrible why shouldn't they bee......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It like going to a restaurant and choosing from the menu women can choose the best like a designer handbag doesn’t mean they make the right choice though. Gives them the chance to have fun with guys they would not get the opportunity with outside fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because they can.

Because they should.

"
and the prize goes to

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

100000000% NOT true

You want random dudes to spunk on your tits?

If it's that or a husband, then yes, I'll take that.

It's a fair offer. How about your arse?

I'm a cheeky fucker.

Oh so my boobs aren't good enough??

Block incoming..

!!!

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By *eyeYCouple
over a year ago

Nr Leicester

"Have standards you mean?"

Heaven forbid!!

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

But I've already got a husband

tits it is by default"

Does that mean I get tits? Or more spunk on my tits?

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

But I've already got a husband

tits it is by default

Does that mean I get tits? Or more spunk on my tits? "

Spunk on your tits. You have a husband and tits. It would be a push to get you an additional husband and where would you put more tits it were possible?

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By *he_13th_ghostWoman
over a year ago

Swindon

"Because we can't in the real world so exaggerate our privilege on here pretty much."

1000% this.

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

But I've already got a husband

tits it is by default

Does that mean I get tits? Or more spunk on my tits?

Spunk on your tits. You have a husband and tits. It would be a push to get you an additional husband and where would you put more tits it were possible?"

So long as it's not spunk on my husband, I'm not that way inclined

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Because they are really looking for a husband ... not some random dude who wants to spunk on her tits ....

But I've already got a husband

tits it is by default

Does that mean I get tits? Or more spunk on my tits?

Spunk on your tits. You have a husband and tits. It would be a push to get you an additional husband and where would you put more tits it were possible?

So long as it's not spunk on my husband, I'm not that way inclined

I didn't consider that combination.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It like going to a restaurant and choosing from the menu women can choose the best like a designer handbag doesn’t mean they make the right choice though. Gives them the chance to have fun with guys they would not get the opportunity with outside fab. "

Omg yes!! Middle aged men in sexless marriages who think leaving the light on is super kinky and 4 minutes of humping is porn star stamina. Mmmmmmmm

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Omg yes!! Middle aged men in sexless marriages who think leaving the light on is super kinky and 4 minutes of humping is porn star stamina. Mmmmmmmm"

I resemble that remark!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Omg yes!! Middle aged men in sexless marriages who think leaving the light on is super kinky and 4 minutes of humping is porn star stamina. Mmmmmmmm

I resemble that remark! "

Fuck now?

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By *tylebender03Man
over a year ago

Manchester

Because they have a lot of choice on here, it’s not like the real world. Men will sleep with women they are not attracted to this means women on here can punch above their weight

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Because they have a lot of choice on here, it’s not like the real world. Men will sleep with women they are not attracted to this means women on here can punch above their weight "

Ahhhhhhh someone had to say it

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By *ames_1985Man
over a year ago

Wantage / Bicester

Because why would they sleep with a troll that they don't find attractive? If you have the opportunity to pick 9s and 10s they why wouldn't you?? Good on them I say.

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

It’s not picky though to want to be attracted to someone you meet. I’m just not attracted to many people! It’s actually not a good thing. It’s a pain in the arse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because men allow them to be

When you outnumber women 1000 to 1 and most women have 100s of messages, they can be as picky as they want

It’s not even a bad thing, it’s just how a market reacts to an abundance of supply.

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By *ruceyy OP Man
over a year ago

London

This was a joke thread by the way ressurectors!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Heh. Never mind paper bag. I'd get you a whole wardrobe of penis outfits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because why would they sleep with a troll that they don't find attractive? If you have the opportunity to pick 9s and 10s they why wouldn't you?? Good on them I say."

Am I the troll or the 9?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Simply because of sheer numbers of men here so they can be

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because we can be?

I think more men should be picky.

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