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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

.. and come back with a coffee instead.

This is not flattening or toning anything.

Anyway ...... time for cup three and maybe i'll do a HIIT

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm thinking of getting my tits out for TOT.

I have a year's old photo I can use, when they weren't so saggy and scarred

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

You're wasting your time with exercise.

My mum didn't do any and lived to almost 87.

She may have lived longer if she has seen a doctor when she got ill.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've done my foot this morning. And the weather is good for a jog. Hope its less sore tomorrow. And my coffee has gone cold. But I got many hugs this morning so it all balances out right.

Don't let it go cold GC.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I'm thinking of getting my tits out for TOT.

I have a year's old photo I can use, when they weren't so saggy and scarred

Do you like the big one or the small one best ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"You're wasting your time with exercise.

My mum didn't do any and lived to almost 87.

She may have lived longer if she has seen a doctor when she got ill."

I like doing it. Makes my heart beat and loosens me up and i get a great euphoria from it ..... and to be honest I feel ill if I miss it.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well if you've walked to get your coffee then at least your getting your steps up!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I've done my foot this morning. And the weather is good for a jog. Hope its less sore tomorrow. And my coffee has gone cold. But I got many hugs this morning so it all balances out right.

Don't let it go cold GC.

I won't. Nice sunflower boob !

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias"

Some cosmetics manufacturer claim so already. You know coffee scrub for cellulitis etc.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias"

I think it makes the hair stronger or that just might be a sales pitch

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Some cosmetics manufacturer claim so already. You know coffee scrub for cellulitis etc. "

Oh c'mon ......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I've done my foot this morning. And the weather is good for a jog. Hope its less sore tomorrow. And my coffee has gone cold. But I got many hugs this morning so it all balances out right.

Don't let it go cold GC.

I won't. Nice sunflower boob !"

Awww. In full bloom.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Some cosmetics manufacturer claim so already. You know coffee scrub for cellulitis etc.

Oh c'mon ......"

Don't kill the messenger.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Some cosmetics manufacturer claim so already. You know coffee scrub for cellulitis etc.

Oh c'mon ......

You're just giving me more ways to waste the day

Don't kill the messenger."

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I'm thinking of getting my tits out for TOT.

I have a year's old photo I can use, when they weren't so saggy and scarred

Do you like the big one or the small one best ?"

The small one. That one has a working areola.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Some cosmetics manufacturer claim so already. You know coffee scrub for cellulitis etc. "

Hmm. Does it work taken internally?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"You're wasting your time with exercise.

My mum didn't do any and lived to almost 87.

She may have lived longer if she has seen a doctor when she got ill.

I like doing it. Makes my heart beat and loosens me up and i get a great euphoria from it ..... and to be honest I feel ill if I miss it.

I feel ill if I do it.

I start to panic when my heart beats fast as I think I'm going to have a panic attack and lose control of my heart beat.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias"

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

I think it makes the hair stronger or that just might be a sales pitch"

Sooo if i run it on I'll look like Chewbacca in a most attractive pair of denim shorts ?

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

I think it makes the hair stronger or that just might be a sales pitch

Sooo if i run it on I'll look like Chewbacca in a most attractive pair of denim shorts ?"

Rub

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

I think it makes the hair stronger or that just might be a sales pitch"

Camp coffee instead of vosene.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups. "

Oh blimey, there are some strange people in this world.

It can't be good for gut bacteria to keep doing them.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups. "

Is there a barf emoji ......

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I got 4 minutes into my run this morning. I've decided to work on my personality instead.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups. "

Oh god....

GC this is the thread of the day for me. Powered by caffeine and anecdotal information.

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups.

Oh blimey, there are some strange people in this world.

It can't be good for gut bacteria to keep doing them."

No, I don't see the benefit outside of a medical setting

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups.

Is there a barf emoji ...... "

Apparently her friends stopped dropping in for coffee

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I got 4 minutes into my run this morning. I've decided to work on my personality instead. "

Ha ! Or your ability to push through.

Nothing wrong with your personality! and coming from me that's no compliment

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I played football last night for the 1st time in 10 years, fuck I'm paying for it this morning!

And it was only walking football!

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

I think it makes the hair stronger or that just might be a sales pitch

Camp coffee instead of vosene.

Is that homophobic ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"I played football last night for the 1st time in 10 years, fuck I'm paying for it this morning!

And it was only walking football!"

Actually, that's impressive. Well done person I don't know

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By *r TriomanMan
over a year ago

Malmesbury

".. and come back with a coffee instead.

This is not flattening or toning anything.

Anyway ...... time for cup three and maybe i'll do a HIIT "

HIT? Hot Infused Tea??

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups. "

Was she American by any chance?!

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

I think it makes the hair stronger or that just might be a sales pitch

Camp coffee instead of vosene.

Is that homophobic ?"

Who knows maybe I have some homophobic coffee in my kitchen it's suitable for vegans though.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

".. and come back with a coffee instead.

This is not flattening or toning anything.

Anyway ...... time for cup three and maybe i'll do a HIIT

HIT? Hot Infused Tea??"

That sound much better than hitting the floor again ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played football last night for the 1st time in 10 years, fuck I'm paying for it this morning!

And it was only walking football!

Actually, that's impressive. Well done person I don't know

Thank you! Maybe even more impressive after having a hip replacement 2 years ago, due to injuries from 2013, plus my knees and back are shot. All at the tender age of 38

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Now I'm thinking of having a coffee myself and I don't drink it much these days

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"I played football last night for the 1st time in 10 years, fuck I'm paying for it this morning!

And it was only walking football!

Actually, that's impressive. Well done person I don't know

Thank you! Maybe even more impressive after having a hip replacement 2 years ago, due to injuries from 2013, plus my knees and back are shot. All at the tender age of 38

This is a sex site ya know - you're not selling yourself

Tis a cracking scar though

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I got 4 minutes into my run this morning. I've decided to work on my personality instead.

Ha ! Or your ability to push through.

Nothing wrong with your personality! and coming from me that's no compliment

That's my day made Granny

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I played football last night for the 1st time in 10 years, fuck I'm paying for it this morning!

And it was only walking football!

Actually, that's impressive. Well done person I don't know

Thank you! Maybe even more impressive after having a hip replacement 2 years ago, due to injuries from 2013, plus my knees and back are shot. All at the tender age of 38

This is a sex site ya know - you're not selling yourself

Tis a cracking scar though

You can't sell something pass it's used by date

Don't want to be told I'm catfishing when I stumble through the door with my old stick, walking stick that is.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Right there with you Crumpet!

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By *icecouple561Couple
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over a year ago

East Sussex

"If anyone finds a way to make coffee flatten and tone stuff, do let me know. Muchísimas gracias

Coffee enema.

Enjoy

I recall watching a show in which a woman was addicted to coffee enemas. She used to pop the nozzle in the dishwasher along with the tea cups.

Was she American by any chance?!"

No, she wasn't. It was on one of those 'ask Dr. Christian ' type shows

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

".. and come back with a coffee instead.

This is not flattening or toning anything.

Anyway ...... time for cup three and maybe i'll do a HIIT "

With the price of coffee these days it can help flatten your bank balance

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By *he Infamous Minxie MinxWoman
over a year ago

Sussex

Where are the tea munchkins prefer tea to coffee and don't think its as caffeine hitting - maybe I need to go abd hide in the corner - possibly wrong thread but I like being controversial lol

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I've just remembered I have a bottle of cold oatmilk mocha in my fridge.

I'm going to treat myself to some once I've done my bedrooms.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

I did 25 mins HIT and wobbling on a yoga mat .... now i've had a stir fry with enough oil on to grease the Grand Canyon ....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

So went to Guns and Roses last night. Social anxiety plus Autism stopped me from getting on public transport as there is to much going on so I walked.. In the rain, 7 mile round trip the day after I played football.

I'm actually in bits today

But was totally worth it! I use to fall asleep as a kid with my ear phones plugged into my mini disc player listening to the live album

loved last night

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By *antasy Explorers 1313Couple
over a year ago

A place where others reside (West Oxfordshire)

Great thread.

Promised myself a workout this morning and actually did work instead. Then it was time for a coffee.

Now I've run out of excuses so it's now time for a banana and a 24 minute Tabata workout.

Wish me luck

Charlie

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

"I did 25 mins HIT and wobbling on a yoga mat .... now i've had a stir fry with enough oil on to grease the Granny Canyon .... "

That’s kind of hot….never heard it called that before

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP Woman
over a year ago

Crumpet Castle

"Great thread.

Promised myself a workout this morning and actually did work instead. Then it was time for a coffee.

Now I've run out of excuses so it's now time for a banana and a 24 minute Tabata workout.

Wish me luck

Charlie "

Good Luck Charlie...

what's tabata ?

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

I did my first session of weight training on Tuesday morning. Think I over did it on the inner thighs machine because I'm struggling to stand up or sit down my thighs hurt so much. Stairs are a challenge too

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