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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I’m just trying to summon a demon! Any advice?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Shout “Yoo hoo!”

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Depends which one you want

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Have you tried sacrificing a goat?

If you're a veggie, then some kale is an acceptable substitute.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Shout “Yoo hoo!”

Yoo hoo

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends which one you want "

How many are there?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried sacrificing a goat?

If you're a veggie, then some kale is an acceptable substitute.

Does kale bleed?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

You just need a simple incantation, three small bits of wood and 4cc of mouse blood. But that’s kind of lacking in *style*.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Have you tried sacrificing a goat?

If you're a veggie, then some kale is an acceptable substitute.

Does kale bleed?"

Well it tastes bleeding awful......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

There are better ways to lose ones virginity!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried sacrificing a goat?

If you're a veggie, then some kale is an acceptable substitute.

Does kale bleed?

Well it tastes bleeding awful......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well according to t’internet you will need the following:

A summoning area

A cup of salt. Sodium chloride (NaCl) to be precise

Six scented candles. Preferably lavender

Chalk. Lots of it (at least one box)

A box of matches

An offering (depends on the demons, usually a couple boxes of organic dark chocolate will work out fine)

I’ll let you Google for the rest ..

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Depends which one you want

How many are there? "

Just a few of the top of head.

Lucifer: Pride

Beelzebub: Envy

Satan: Wrath

Abaddon: Sloth

Mammon: Greed

Belphegor: Gluttony

Asmodeus: Lust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Depends which one you want

How many are there?

Just a few of the top of head.

Lucifer: Pride

Beelzebub: Envy

Satan: Wrath

Abaddon: Sloth

Mammon: Greed

Belphegor: Gluttony

Asmodeus: Lust"

The last one

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I’m just trying to summon a demon! Any advice?"

Meds

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method? "

No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Depends which one you want

How many are there?

Just a few of the top of head.

Lucifer: Pride

Beelzebub: Envy

Satan: Wrath

Abaddon: Sloth

Mammon: Greed

Belphegor: Gluttony

Asmodeus: Lust"

Boris Johnson: Hubris

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Depends which one you want

How many are there?

Just a few of the top of head.

Lucifer: Pride

Beelzebub: Envy

Satan: Wrath

Abaddon: Sloth

Mammon: Greed

Belphegor: Gluttony

Asmodeus: Lust

The last one

Why the hell did I sing Rock me Asmodeus in my head when I read that #earworm

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Did someone call me.....

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By *rishVikingMan
over a year ago

Shankill

"Did someone call me....."

My bad ahah

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method? "

Heavens, no. That summons *real* evil.

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By *wingOfThingsMan
over a year ago

knowle

Lord have mercy on your soul

hahah

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Did someone call me....."

It’s working!!!!

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By *ycanNightsMan
over a year ago

Workington

You need to speak to John Constantine

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Lord have mercy on your soul

hahah "

Mwah-ha-haaaa!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You need to speak to John Constantine

Love that movie!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity.

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By *oly Fuck Sticks BatmanCouple
over a year ago

here & there

Candyman, Candyman, Candy..........

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wait until their time of the month.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)"

You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one.

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By *wingOfThingsMan
over a year ago

knowle

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)

You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one."

Her pussy pussy pussy

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)

You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one."

That’s spooky!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)

You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one.

That’s spooky!

And may attract cats!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)

You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one.

That’s spooky!

And may attract cats! "

Well yeah, I figured if it works for them it’s got to work at attracting demons

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By *wingOfThingsMan
over a year ago

knowle

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

No! What’s that? (Am I going to regret asking?)

You’ve got to crawl around the floor while rubbing your index finger and thumb together whispering pspspsps. Preferably in an attic or basement if you’ve got one.

That’s spooky!

And may attract cats!

Well yeah, I figured if it works for them it’s got to work at attracting demons

Sounds puuuuurfect

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You need to know where to buy the right pants!

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

You'll have to wait until next Monday.

Create a pentagram in the garden, ideally from menses. Fuck in the middle of it and don't cry out "Oh God" at climax, use "Oh Asmodeus".

Job done.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll have to wait until next Monday.

Create a pentagram in the garden, ideally from menses. Fuck in the middle of it and don't cry out "Oh God" at climax, use "Oh Asmodeus".

Job done. "

Can you guide me through this?

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You'll have to wait until next Monday.

Create a pentagram in the garden, ideally from menses. Fuck in the middle of it and don't cry out "Oh God" at climax, use "Oh Asmodeus".

Job done.

Can you guide me through this?

Ha! Yes. If I can choose the summoning music. I've always fancied raising a little hell.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You'll have to wait until next Monday.

Create a pentagram in the garden, ideally from menses. Fuck in the middle of it and don't cry out "Oh God" at climax, use "Oh Asmodeus".

Job done.

Can you guide me through this?

Ha! Yes. If I can choose the summoning music. I've always fancied raising a little hell."

I’d love to hear your playlist x

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

Take your pick

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity. "

Someone summoning Nellie the elephant??

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity.

Someone summoning Nellie the elephant??

I didn't consider that. Delicate business, demon summoning!

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

A couple of matchsticks and 2ccs of mouse blood should summon Death...

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Try saying "Trump, Trump, Trump". I don't guarantee your soul, though. Send if you're a woman, watch your pussy in case he makes a grab. He's a lesser demon of incompetence and stupidity.

Someone summoning Nellie the elephant??

I didn't consider that. Delicate business, demon summoning! "

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

As Ozzy Osbourne said "I have enough trouble conjouring myself out of bed in the morning never mind conjouring up the devil"

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

"Depends which one you want

How many are there?

Just a few of the top of head.

Lucifer: Pride

Beelzebub: Envy

Satan: Wrath

Abaddon: Sloth

Mammon: Greed

Belphegor: Gluttony

Asmodeus: Lust

The last one

Often the only way to safely summon a powerful demon is by its True Name.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just trying to summon a demon! Any advice?"

You can have my ex Mrs' phone number if you like

- Mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Shout “Yoo hoo!”

Pissin meself here

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method? "

Lol

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

It's easy, just ask on social media if any of your friends need a babysitter, you'll be surrounded by little demons before you can blink.

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"I’m just trying to summon a demon! Any advice?"

You called?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I’m just trying to summon a demon! Any advice?

You called?

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"I’m just trying to summon a demon! Any advice?"

Are you asking for a Fiend?

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By *abluesbabyMan
over a year ago

Gibraltar/Cheshire/London

"I’m just trying to summon a demon! Any advice?"

Oh yes. Just leave the loo seat up.

Trust me. All fucking Hell itself will break loose.

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Play any Sam Smith song backwards.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Wank furiously staring into a mirror while chanting the good name of the Satan. Then when you cum you need to smear in over the mirror in that star formation they make. The demon then should just walk out the mirror.

Or so I’ve been told.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Why would you want to call your mother in law?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Wank furiously staring into a mirror while chanting the good name of the Satan. Then when you cum you need to smear in over the mirror in that star formation they make. The demon then should just walk out the mirror.

Or so I’ve been told.

The mr "

One way to wake up the Mrs.

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Ouija board?..

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

"Have you tried the 'pspspsps' method?

Lol"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or so I’ve been told.

The mr "

Just lost a mouthful of coffee to that, cheers mate

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Put a cake out and leave unattended

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Depends what type of demon you want!

but you will definitely need a summoning stone and 3 Pit Lords (currently on sale at Argos!

) just to get you started

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By *innocentMan
over a year ago

Littlehampton

Come visit the men's toilets on a Friday afternoon at work ,you will hear noises which resemble a Harry Potter spell and can pick up some tips

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By *asycouple1971Couple
over a year ago

midlands

Play Monopoly with your Mrs and buy Park Lane and Mayfair when you land on them.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Thank all! I’ll be summoning the demon(s) tonight!

I’ll let you know how I get on!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Hope I'm not too late for the summoning. I brought snacks.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Thank all! I’ll be summoning the demon(s) tonight!

I’ll let you know how I get on!

I've rarely been so invested in a thread.

Good Luck OP.

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By *inister_SpinsterWoman
over a year ago

North West

"Hope I'm not too late for the summoning. I brought snacks."

Devilled Eggs ?

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