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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.

I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.

If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.

What do you want that isn't a person?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"What do you want that isn't a person? "

A nice cold glass of rosé please.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"What do you want that isn't a person?

A nice cold glass of rosé please."

I actually have some rose prosecco in the fridge

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Sleep, and to wake refreshed tomorrow instead of nauseous and fatigued like I have been today.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Vanilla milkshake. Got a craving for one.

Boys/yard optional.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I could murder a Lipton Ice Tea!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Sleep, and to wake refreshed tomorrow instead of nauseous and fatigued like I have been today.

"

I hear you.

I hope you drift off soon and sleep right through.

Harry Styles and Chris Hemsworth both have sleep stories on You Tube if it helps x

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"Sleep, and to wake refreshed tomorrow instead of nauseous and fatigued like I have been today."

Best stay off the booze then. Leave it to me and Ms Wyld.

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By *otSoPetiteMortWoman
over a year ago

Hertfordshire

Pizza, tiramisu and a bottle of Whitley Neill's rhubarb and ginger gin. x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Smoothie please.

T.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Vanilla milkshake. Got a craving for one.

Boys/yard optional. "

https://youtu.be/6AwXKJoKJz4

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I want/need Someone to go up the gym for me and do my workout.

I’m currently sat in a dark room where it is finally cool and I cba to move

Marc

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

World peas

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"What do you want that isn't a person?

A nice cold glass of rosé please."

I have white if that would do

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I could murder a Lipton Ice Tea! "

I had the most delicious peach sweet tea in a pub in Hull last week. It was so nice I ordered a second pitcher of it. Now I need to figure out how to make my own … (and add bourbon)

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I could murder a Lipton Ice Tea! "

Oh I've not seen them for years!

Hope you get one x

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"World peas"

Don't forget the carrots

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Pizza, tiramisu and a bottle of Whitley Neill's rhubarb and ginger gin. x"

That's a great night in right there!

Hope you get that soon!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"I could murder a Lipton Ice Tea!

I had the most delicious peach sweet tea in a pub in Hull last week. It was so nice I ordered a second pitcher of it. Now I need to figure out how to make my own … (and add bourbon)"

So not only are you not bringing me one, you thought describing have a really nice one, in Pitcher form and adding booze would help….. cheers hun

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Smoothie please.

T. "

There's a little vegan cafe opposite my work that does a gorgeous Betty Ford Smoothie, if you find yourself in Edinburgh I will buy you one

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I want/need Someone to go up the gym for me and do my workout.

I’m currently sat in a dark room where it is finally cool and I cba to move

Marc"

A night off won't be the end of the world. Enjoy the rest

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over


"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about."

I was thinking just this! . My dear ma used to make the most sublime lemon meringue pie, all homemade, and I’ve not had one since she passed away a few years ago. I used to love it when I visited for a meal or something and she had made one. Xx

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"So not only are you not bringing me one, you thought describing have a really nice one, in Pitcher form and adding booze would help….. cheers hun "

Look, it’s a long way from Glasgow to Sexville.

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By *ormalfornorfolkMan
over a year ago

Norwich

Sensualists, the lot of you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Smoothie please.

T.

There's a little vegan cafe opposite my work that does a gorgeous Betty Ford Smoothie, if you find yourself in Edinburgh I will buy you one "

I miss Edinburgh. I'd love that! And then some nice pub till late hours please

T

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

a little less humidity please. maybe a degree lower if that's not too much to ask

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"So not only are you not bringing me one, you thought describing have a really nice one, in Pitcher form and adding booze would help….. cheers hun

Look, it’s a long way from Glasgow to Sexville."

Excuses excuses

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I miss Edinburgh. I'd love that! And then some nice pub till late hours please

T"

Bring Miles! The four of us can go out all night and get smoothies in the morning.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"World peas"

. Peas are the work of the devil

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I miss Edinburgh. I'd love that! And then some nice pub till late hours please

T

Bring Miles! The four of us can go out all night and get smoothies in the morning."

We want to do that eventually. A little road trip to certain areas of Scotland Edinburgh is firmly on the cards for sentimental me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about."

Late night trip to the shop?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"a little less humidity please. maybe a degree lower if that's not too much to ask"

*turns on fan*

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By *unniebee1970Woman
over a year ago

The Hive

Beans on toast.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I miss Edinburgh. I'd love that! And then some nice pub till late hours please

T

Bring Miles! The four of us can go out all night and get smoothies in the morning.

We want to do that eventually. A little road trip to certain areas of Scotland Edinburgh is firmly on the cards for sentimental me. "

Obviously I'm biassed but Edinburgh is great

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in

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By *uliette500Woman
over a year ago

Hull

For some reason I want chocolate cake.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about.

I was thinking just this! . My dear ma used to make the most sublime lemon meringue pie, all homemade, and I’ve not had one since she passed away a few years ago. I used to love it when I visited for a meal or something and she had made one. Xx "

I love those kinds of memories

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

A good night's sleep... It's been a very busy day

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in "

Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A good night's sleep... It's been a very busy day "

I hear you.

I hope you have sweet dreams too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in

Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much "

The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Alot for Christmas there is just one thing I need ANDDDD AYYYY

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By *eardedwonder999Man
over a year ago

Worcester

A packet of Malteasers please

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"For some reason I want chocolate cake."

With ice cream?

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

My back to stop hurting, and a little cash injection!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in

Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much

The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh "

Yes they really are and about to get even more so!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Alot for Christmas there is just one thing I need ANDDDD AYYYY"

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My back to stop hurting, and a little cash injection! "

I hope both happen for you lovely.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"A packet of Malteasers please"

How many can you fit in your mouth at once?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Beans on toast. "

Simple pleasures

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I can deliver myself and F all tarted up me carrying my massage oils and a bottle of wine to treat you to a wonderful relaxing night in

Well, I mean it's not strawberries and custard but I'm sure I would enjoy it just as much

The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh

Yes they really are and about to get even more so! "

That is not what I wanted to hear!!

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Bacon yes bacon rolls for the win right now and theres none in the house and shops close in 15 mins not sure how I'll make it through the night tbh

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Bacon yes bacon rolls for the win right now and theres none in the house and shops close in 15 mins not sure how I'll make it through the night tbh "

I might have a packet of percy pigs somewhere if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Pizza, tiramisu and a bottle of Whitley Neill's rhubarb and ginger gin. x"

That’s a fantastic Gin

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently


"Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.

I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.

If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.

What do you want that isn't a person? "

One of those strawberry tarts now!

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth


"A good night's sleep... It's been a very busy day

I hear you.

I hope you have sweet dreams too "

And you my lovely

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nice glass of wine

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.

I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.

If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.

What do you want that isn't a person?

One of those strawberry tarts now! "

They are delicious. Might need to get some on my way home from work tomorrow

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Food works for me too, home made mango & passionfruit cheesecake and a pot of green tea with mint please.

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands


"Lemon meringue pie, I just started thinking about 20 mins ago how nice one would be and now its all I can think about.

I was thinking just this! . My dear ma used to make the most sublime lemon meringue pie, all homemade, and I’ve not had one since she passed away a few years ago. I used to love it when I visited for a meal or something and she had made one. Xx

I love those kinds of memories "

They are the best kind

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh "

The trick is to stay in Glasgow and just *visit* Edinburgh.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"The only remit would be we'd need a place to say because hotels are EXPENSIVE in Edinburgh

The trick is to stay in Glasgow and just *visit* Edinburgh.

"

Waiting patiently for this.....

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

We really need to stop making all our plans in Glasgow. It’s not a deliberate choice, I swear.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"We really need to stop making all our plans in Glasgow. It’s not a deliberate choice, I swear."

Hmm I've never visited Glasgow...

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"We really need to stop making all our plans in Glasgow. It’s not a deliberate choice, I swear."

I know and I do quite like it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London


"I know and I do quite like it "

I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday.

.


"Hmm I've never visited Glasgow... "

It’s a very welcoming city …

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know and I do quite like it

I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday.

"

Normal service has resumed.

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton


"I know and I do quite like it

I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday.

.

Hmm I've never visited Glasgow...

It’s a very welcoming city …"

Adds to my list of places to visit...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I know and I do quite like it

I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday.

Normal service has resumed. "

I just want the passion.

#NormalCervixHasResumed

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I know and I do quite like it

I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday.

Normal service has resumed.

I just want the passion.

#NormalCervixHasResumed"

Me too Nero, me too.

I might be lucky and find some

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"I know and I do quite like it

I hate to admit, but it’s going to rain on Wednesday.

Normal service has resumed.

I just want the passion.

#NormalCervixHasResumed

·

Me too Nero, me too.

I might be lucky and find some "

You don't need luck. Passion lands all over you like confetti.

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By *wingOfThingsMan
over a year ago

knowle

Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?

Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.

That isn't a person? Hmmm...

Doppio espresso.

I really have a craving for caffeine but apparently it's too late for coffee.

I'd also love a platter of Scottish strawberries, little squares of dark chocolate and grapes.

That would be perfect. And white ribbon.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?

Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely "

Yes. You can do this in your privacy settings

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By *wingOfThingsMan
over a year ago

knowle


"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?

Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely

Yes. You can do this in your privacy settings "

Thanks for the reply...I have looked but can't seem to find it

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"

I just want the passion.

#NormalCervixHasResumed

·

Me too Nero, me too.

I might be lucky and find some

You don't need luck. Passion lands all over you like confetti."

I that thought

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden


"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?

Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely "

No.

Well, yes, there is: scour the entire site looking for "single men/gay men" and block each and every one of them. It will take months; that's the bad news.

The good news is that it will improve my chances on here with the opposite sex whilst you're busy chasing and blocking "single men/gay men".

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"That isn't a person? Hmmm...

Doppio espresso.

I really have a craving for caffeine but apparently it's too late for coffee.

I'd also love a platter of Scottish strawberries, little squares of dark chocolate and grapes.

That would be perfect. And white ribbon."

I have some Scottish Strawberries and oddly enough some white ribbon too. No dark chocolate or grapes though. Will blueberries and dairy milk work?

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

Everyone be raiding your munchies drawer tonight

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By *wingOfThingsMan
over a year ago

knowle


"Is there anyway to block all single men/gay men viewing your profile?

Not discriminating or anything it's just not what I'm into and puts me off this site completely

No.

Well, yes, there is: scour the entire site looking for "single men/gay men" and block each and every one of them. It will take months; that's the bad news.

The good news is that it will improve my chances on here with the opposite sex whilst you're busy chasing and blocking "single men/gay men". "

Duno if your being sarcastic or not here tbh thanks for the actual advice tho

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

.


"That isn't a person? Hmmm...

Doppio espresso.

I really have a craving for caffeine but apparently it's too late for coffee.

I'd also love a platter of Scottish strawberries, little squares of dark chocolate and grapes.

That would be perfect. And white ribbon.

I have some Scottish Strawberries and oddly enough some white ribbon too. No dark chocolate or grapes though. Will blueberries and dairy milk work? "

Hmm. Do you have raspberries rather than blueberries? If so yes, if not it's still a yes. You swayed that. Well and the white ribbon.

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle


"Sleep, and to wake refreshed tomorrow instead of nauseous and fatigued like I have been today.

"

That’ll be the drink!!

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester


"Penis, or boobs or bums or any of those things. I want someone to deliver me a nice strawberry tart.

I had one from patesserie valaire on Friday and I *need* another one.

A nice long massage...followed by a big bubble bath...or the other way round. In a massive big round Bath!! Haha.. Please and thanks

If someone could just hand deliver this that would be delightful.

What do you want that isn't a person? "

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I want a new job.

I also suddenly want to make strawberry tarts so thanks for putting that in my head OP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"I want a new job.

I also suddenly want to make strawberry tarts so thanks for putting that in my head OP! "

Im thinking of setting up a strawberry tart business. Come and work for me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I want my hair to hurry up and be long so I can do canerows and twists

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

B makes an amazing strawberry tart. He even makes his own crème pâtissière

J

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