FabSwingers.com forum: What's the best way...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue.

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Full moon?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

There there Joe. It’ll all be ok.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue."

Surely you're not serious

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full moon? "

It's not Wednesday...

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There there Joe. It’ll all be ok.

No! I feel out of touch and I don't like it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Surely you're not serious"

I don’t think I’ve been serious all night. Have you *seen* the forums?

And don’t call me Shirley.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Not give a fuck?

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Sniff glue. That other guy clearly did it wrong cause I'm having a whale of a time.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

I've only just dropped in. Wanna give me a synopsis?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It’s definitely not as fun as it was mate…

Makes me want to nip out for a pint and talk it through

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!"

I tried for about 10 mins today, sad I know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Surely you're not serious

I don’t think I’ve been serious all night. Have you *seen* the forums?

And don’t call me Shirley."

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Full moon?

It's not Wednesday...

Is there a full moon coming up? This makes so much sense.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You mean everyone followed the idea of one person because they don't have any of their own?

Yeah that never happens on here....

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"You mean everyone followed the idea of one person because they don't have any of their own?

Yeah that never happens on here...."

Fucking hell JAG.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"You mean everyone followed the idea of one person because they don't have any of their own?

Yeah that never happens on here...."

Oh SHNAP gurl, do the claws match the drapes?!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean everyone followed the idea of one person because they don't have any of their own?

Yeah that never happens on here...."

Ruthless

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"You mean everyone followed the idea of one person because they don't have any of their own?

Yeah that never happens on here....

Oh SHNAP gurl, do the claws match the drapes?!"

She’s on fire tonight

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I've only just dropped in. Wanna give me a synopsis? "

I’ve never had synopsis but I’ve heard you can get pretty good creams for it these days. Should clear it up in one go for you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You mean everyone followed the idea of one person because they don't have any of their own?

Yeah that never happens on here...."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Waiting for the perfect answer to follow....

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!"

You're the code lady!!

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By *anderingArtistMan
over a year ago

an abstract world

The secret is not to try to make sense of the forums but to let them cascade over you like a wave full of emotion and overspill from the brains of people who seek a release in the solace of the internets bosom. Occasionally releasing a spurt of brain matter into the ether much like the money shot in a blue movie over some large knockers where it feels good for a second but then fades in a protein rich lather only to be washed away and forgotten about.

I think what I'm trying to say is, much like this entire the comment, the forums tonight are spaff fodder and would be best ignored.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I don't know, have a coffee and go and lie in the garden and stare at the sky?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!

You're the code lady!!"

Please explain this to me....I don't get it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!"

Oh it's the 2nd worst thing I've tried to do today

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"You mean everyone followed the idea of one person because they don't have any of their own?

Yeah that never happens on here...."

Of course, it's a great way to get that yearly thread quota up

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Surely you're not serious

I don’t think I’ve been serious all night. Have you *seen* the forums?

And don’t call me Shirley."

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!

Oh it's the 2nd worst thing I've tried to do today

Makes me feel better for trying today as well

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!

You're the code lady!!

Please explain this to me....I don't get it

That profile of yours. I read slowly, read it aloud and few more times after that. Certainly compelling but can also be a little light headed after reading it. I'll probably read it again because I'm somewhat dogged like that.

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

What's going on... I've not been paying attention

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"There there Joe. It’ll all be ok.

No! I feel out of touch and I don't like it

I'll touch you JB x

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I don't know, have a coffee and go and lie in the garden and stare at the sky?"

Now there's a good idea!

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By *implynaughty1Couple
over a year ago

stockport

What does it matter it's only a bit of fun

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"The secret is not to try to make sense of the forums but to let them cascade over you like a wave full of emotion and overspill from the brains of people who seek a release in the solace of the internets bosom. Occasionally releasing a spurt of brain matter into the ether much like the money shot in a blue movie over some large knockers where it feels good for a second but then fades in a protein rich lather only to be washed away and forgotten about.

I think what I'm trying to say is, much like this entire the comment, the forums tonight are spaff fodder and would be best ignored. "

So succinct and eloquent

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

Don't try lol

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

Since when has there been sense in the forms?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"There there Joe. It’ll all be ok.

No! I feel out of touch and I don't like it

I'll touch you JB x"

Yes please, over and over again would help

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

My own little world

"I picked the wrong night to stop sniffing glue."

Bro

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

Not to try to figure it out. Fuck it is the only way...

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

Oh, BoeJeans, the absurdity of unoriginality.

There's a lack of contrite for the trite.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Full moon?

It's not Wednesday...

Is there a full moon coming up? This makes so much sense."

Nope. Not until the 3rd of July.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

What am I missing, catch up needed.

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full moon?

It's not Wednesday...

Is there a full moon coming up? This makes so much sense.

Nope. Not until the 3rd of July. "

I was talking about Wiggle Wednesday. You know, full moons. It was funny in my head

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

Not to try to figure it out. Fuck it is the only way...

Can you teach me to be as zen as you?

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

It's like trying to crack a code isn't it!!!

Oh it's the 2nd worst thing I've tried to do today

What's the first worst/würst?

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Full moon?

It's not Wednesday...

Is there a full moon coming up? This makes so much sense.

Nope. Not until the 3rd of July.

I was talking about Wiggle Wednesday. You know, full moons. It was funny in my head

Joe Beans, we’re talking the astrology here. THE SCIENCE.

(I’ll happily wiggle, if it helps)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full moon?

It's not Wednesday...

Is there a full moon coming up? This makes so much sense.

Nope. Not until the 3rd of July.

I was talking about Wiggle Wednesday. You know, full moons. It was funny in my head

Joe Beans, we’re talking the astrology here. THE SCIENCE.

(I’ll happily wiggle, if it helps)

Only if it's on my face

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

Not to try to figure it out. Fuck it is the only way...

Can you teach me to be as zen as you? "

Really Joe Beans, I aint zen I just don't give a fuck about the state of the forums, they are what they. I don't need to understand them that's a rabbits hole I dont need nor want to go down. There a bit of fun nothing more nothing less.

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"Full moon?

It's not Wednesday...

Is there a full moon coming up? This makes so much sense.

Nope. Not until the 3rd of July.

I was talking about Wiggle Wednesday. You know, full moons. It was funny in my head

Joe Beans, we’re talking the astrology here. THE SCIENCE.

(I’ll happily wiggle, if it helps)

Only if it's on my face

Lay down then and I’ll do the rest.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

Not to try to figure it out. Fuck it is the only way...

Can you teach me to be as zen as you?

I know what you mean, this post was only a bit of tongue in cheek with the rest of the posts that were created

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Full moon?

It's not Wednesday...

Is there a full moon coming up? This makes so much sense.

Nope. Not until the 3rd of July.

I was talking about Wiggle Wednesday. You know, full moons. It was funny in my head

Joe Beans, we’re talking the astrology here. THE SCIENCE.

(I’ll happily wiggle, if it helps)

Only if it's on my face

Lay down then and I’ll do the rest. "

Now there's an offer!

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Of making sense of what's going on in the fucking forums right now?

Not to try to figure it out. Fuck it is the only way...

Can you teach me to be as zen as you?

I know what you mean, this post was only a bit of tongue in cheek with the rest of the posts that were created

I'd quite like your tongue in my cheeks if that helps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What a night hey!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*makes ghost noises ooooOoooohhhhhooooooooo*

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

It’s nights like these that I’m glad we talk to other people who don’t post on the forums for a sense of normality.

Marc

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

I've missed today. Wha. Has. Happened?

Or has this been going on for some time and I've just been oblivious? (Highly likely!)

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By *ophieslutTV/TS
over a year ago

Central

It's normal, stuff just comes and goes

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