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What’s the best way to get 5 sexy women in my bed!!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

My BED!!! Not my inbox.

*must be born on a Tuesday…. I’m picky and have preferences.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll make the numbers up if you're struggling.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Get out of it

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Tell them Harry Styles tickets are stashed under the duvet. Watch them go cray cray!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

Do you have an Alaska King?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Start with 6 women in your bed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd probably need to ring the assisted living accommodation for the elderly, put 5 of those women in your bed and just hope none of them roll out. You've have to arrange them so they were like the family in Charlie and the Chocolate Factory though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Tell them Harry Styles tickets are stashed under the duvet. Watch them go cray cray!"

Haha. Pretend they’re in my pants!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need is an inflatable pump.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Money

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could tell you, but that'll be giving away my best secrets. Sorry dude.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have an Alaska King?"

No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All you need is an inflatable pump."

What do I inflate that pump up with?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Money"

Bingo!!!!

I can hear Good Charlotte singing now!!!

*one for the music nerds.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

Christ I only need 2!

Erm, I have...Harry styles tickets ladies?

I want an older one as well though so erm...

Donny osmond? Enrique Iglesias? Yeah...those too?

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By *rsMistyPeaksWoman
over a year ago

Essex

Dammit Woody!!!!

I was born on a Thursday.

Why won’t you leave me a single breadcrumb

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Get out of it"

This seems counter productive.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"All you need is an inflatable pump.

What do I inflate that pump up with? "

Your dignity.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

*PW coughs pathetically*

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dammit Woody!!!!

I was born on a Thursday.

Why won’t you leave me a single breadcrumb "

I like how everyone is always honest about this… it’s like you all use it as an excuse!

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By *obilebottomMan
over a year ago

All over

Make it nice and comfy, get in it, close your eyes and start dreaming

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"All you need is an inflatable pump.

What do I inflate that pump up with?

Your dignity.

"

Haha. I have nothing to come back with!!!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Do you have an Alaska King?

No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay "

Oof.

Too hot for that game.

Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Make it nice and comfy, get in it, close your eyes and start dreaming "

I only have two hands. *cries

Narrator - “You could try your feet too, but you’re not flexible enough!”

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have an Alaska King?

No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay

Oof.

Too hot for that game.

Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum "

Did you just call me Scum!?!?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Log in to fab on your phone, then place it on your bed.

There you go, every woman on fab is on your bed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Put Jamie Doran in it

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually


"Do you have an Alaska King?

No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay

Oof.

Too hot for that game.

Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum

Did you just call me Scum!?!? "

I was referring to myself. But if you like being called that, well, seek therapy

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By *aomilatteCouple
over a year ago

Midlands

Make a bed out of cake?

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

Define sexy please.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Put Jamie Doran in it "

She’s right you know

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Do you have an Alaska King?

No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay

Oof.

Too hot for that game.

Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum

Did you just call me Scum!?!?

I was referring to myself. But if you like being called that, well, seek therapy "

Not another session!?!?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Log in to fab on your phone, then place it on your bed.

There you go, every woman on fab is on your bed."

This is the type of imaginative thinking I can get on board with.

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By *astshagMan
over a year ago

Bexhill


"Define sexy please. "

You’re sexy. There you go. Defined

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith


"My BED!!! Not my inbox.

*must be born on a Tuesday…. I’m picky and have preferences.

"

Tell them you want to learn about makeup

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define sexy please. "

“ hey siri, define sexy

Siri - means six, having six!

Wtf?!?!

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"My BED!!! Not my inbox.

*must be born on a Tuesday…. I’m picky and have preferences.

Tell them you want to learn about makeup "

A slumber party sleep over makeover get together thingy!!!

I’ll put a meet request up.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy "

So there could be more?

Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?

Or something else?

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Dammit Woody!!!!

I was born on a Thursday.

Why won’t you leave me a single breadcrumb "

The more I think about this… you are right. I should offer food!!

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy

So there could be more?

Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?

Or something else? "

Easy just have one of the Clark’s shoe ticket machines, once you’ve finished with one of them call out the next number

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Duct tape yourself to your mattress sandwich board stylee, run into a crowd of women and hug them.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham


"Define sexy please.

“ hey siri, define sexy

Siri - means six, having six!

Wtf?!?!

"

I think you need to start a new thread with advice on how to get SIX sexy women into your bed now. The advice could be massively different based on new figures.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy

So there could be more?

Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?

Or something else?

Easy just have one of the Clark’s shoe ticket machines, once you’ve finished with one of them call out the next number "

And women love everything about shoes!!!! I can see this is going to work.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Define sexy please.

“ hey siri, define sexy

Siri - means six, having six!

Wtf?!?!

I think you need to start a new thread with advice on how to get SIX sexy women into your bed now. The advice could be massively different based on new figures. "

(I was not even kidding! I have screen shot with siris definition, Sexi - from Latin sex/six. *true story)

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville


"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy

So there could be more?

Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour?

Or something else?

Easy just have one of the Clark’s shoe ticket machines, once you’ve finished with one of them call out the next number

And women love everything about shoes!!!! I can see this is going to work. "

I may not look like the sharpest knife in the drawer but I do have the odd good idea

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Duct tape yourself to your mattress sandwich board stylee, run into a crowd of women and hug them.

"

Or Velcro, and run at those wearing wooden jumpers

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

EVERYONE. !!!

Thank you for the laughs. Have a great night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Become gay

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Unbelievable. Not one mention of cake

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By *rispyDuckMan
over a year ago

Chinese Takeaway near you

Following this thread for educational purposes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Throw in 5 bars of chocolate and a couple of bottles of wine. A variety of cakes wouldn't hurt.

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