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"Tell them Harry Styles tickets are stashed under the duvet. Watch them go cray cray!" Haha. Pretend they’re in my pants!!!! ![]() | |||
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"Do you have an Alaska King?" No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay ![]() | |||
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"All you need is an inflatable pump." What do I inflate that pump up with? ![]() | |||
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"Money" Bingo!!!! I can hear Good Charlotte singing now!!! *one for the music nerds. ![]() | |||
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"All you need is an inflatable pump. What do I inflate that pump up with? ![]() Your dignity. ![]() | |||
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"Dammit Woody!!!! I was born on a Thursday. Why won’t you leave me a single breadcrumb ![]() I like how everyone is always honest about this… it’s like you all use it as an excuse! ![]() ![]() | |||
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"All you need is an inflatable pump. What do I inflate that pump up with? ![]() ![]() Haha. I have nothing to come back with!!! ![]() | |||
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"Do you have an Alaska King? No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay ![]() Oof. Too hot for that game. Call me when it's winter and you're taking Saturday born scum ![]() | |||
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"Make it nice and comfy, get in it, close your eyes and start dreaming ![]() ![]() ![]() I only have two hands. *cries Narrator - “You could try your feet too, but you’re not flexible enough!” | |||
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"Do you have an Alaska King? No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay ![]() ![]() Did you just call me Scum!?!? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Do you have an Alaska King? No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() I was referring to myself. But if you like being called that, well, seek therapy ![]() | |||
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"Do you have an Alaska King? No but if some of us are on top of each other, it should be okay ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() ![]() Not another session!?!? ![]() ![]() | |||
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"Log in to fab on your phone, then place it on your bed. There you go, every woman on fab is on your bed." This is the type of imaginative thinking I can get on board with. ![]() | |||
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"Define sexy please. " You’re sexy. There you go. Defined | |||
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"My BED!!! Not my inbox. ![]() ![]() Tell them you want to learn about makeup ![]() | |||
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"Define sexy please. " “ hey siri, define sexy Siri - means six, having six! Wtf?!?! | |||
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"My BED!!! Not my inbox. ![]() ![]() ![]() A slumber party sleep over makeover get together thingy!!! I’ll put a meet request up. ![]() ![]() | |||
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy ![]() So there could be more? Would you recommend have them entering by age, alphabetical by name, group by hair colour? Or something else? | |||
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"Dammit Woody!!!! I was born on a Thursday. Why won’t you leave me a single breadcrumb ![]() The more I think about this… you are right. I should offer food!! ![]() | |||
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy ![]() Easy just have one of the Clark’s shoe ticket machines, once you’ve finished with one of them call out the next number ![]() | |||
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"Define sexy please. “ hey siri, define sexy Siri - means six, having six! Wtf?!?! " I think you need to start a new thread with advice on how to get SIX sexy women into your bed now. The advice could be massively different based on new figures. | |||
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy ![]() ![]() And women love everything about shoes!!!! I can see this is going to work. ![]() | |||
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"Define sexy please. “ hey siri, define sexy Siri - means six, having six! Wtf?!?! I think you need to start a new thread with advice on how to get SIX sexy women into your bed now. The advice could be massively different based on new figures. " (I was not even kidding! I have screen shot with siris definition, Sexi - from Latin sex/six. *true story) | |||
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"I’d you do the willycopter with googly eyes on it at the same time, they’ll be putty in your hands. You’ll have to have a one in one out policy ![]() ![]() ![]() I may not look like the sharpest knife in the drawer but I do have the odd good idea ![]() | |||
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"Duct tape yourself to your mattress sandwich board stylee, run into a crowd of women and hug them. " Or Velcro, and run at those wearing wooden jumpers ![]() | |||
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