FabSwingers.com forum: Piece of meat

By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

I am not!

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What's with the beef?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty."

Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it

It’s amazing what slips out when you’re distracted.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Drumstick?

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Tofu?

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'd give you something to stew in

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What's with the beef?"

Or pork!

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"Tofu?"

Eugh...

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it

It’s amazing what slips out when you’re distracted."

And wet

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

So you're not the main course? Dessert maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Ahem, yes you are.

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

"I am not! "

Well, you're many pieces of meat joined together.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I'm definitely a piece of meat.

I'd rather be that than a vegetable.

Can you imagine being Kale?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I am not! "

Are you more of a tartar then?

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"And wet

*MonoclePoppingOut.gif

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I am not! "

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you.

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you."

Are you cheese on toast?

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you."

Oooft!

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By *ools and the brainCouple
over a year ago

couple, us we him her.

"I am not! "

"It rubs the lotion on it's skin and puts the lotion in the basket"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty."

Words to make many a man wither with fright (including me)

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you.

Oooft!

Have I just helped him get laid?

This backfired.

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By *ruceyyMan
over a year ago

London

"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you.

Are you cheese on toast? "

Yeah but with lea and Perrins all over it for that saucy edge ya know

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So you're not the main course? Dessert maybe?"

Little Vol u vents

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm definitely a piece of meat.

I'd rather be that than a vegetable.

Can you imagine being Kale?

Or a sprout.

Not only would you be small, no-one would like you.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty.

Words to make many a man wither with fright (including me)"

So chanting “get it out! get it out!” won’t help things along then? Dammit.

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"I am not!

He's actually a sweet banoffee pie. Full of cream but not good for you."

This, this is actually accurate

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"So chanting “get it out! get it out!” won’t help things along then? Dammit."

You need to talk to Mrs Shiv. Her cries of “why isn’t it working?” while pointing and/or flicking at it are legendary.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

I'm cake

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

I heard that the cake is a lie.

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

"I heard that the cake is a lie."

Depends on the cake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"So chanting “get it out! get it out!” won’t help things along then? Dammit.

You need to talk to Mrs Shiv. Her cries of “why isn’t it working?” while pointing and/or flicking at it are legendary."

It turned you on a little didn’t it

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"So you're not the main course? Dessert maybe?"

At last some telling how to spell dessert I couldnt get it right in my head .

I'm shocked at you ladies we do have mind you know .

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat. "

Okay, good point.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I am

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By *nobyMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

"Yes you are. Now get your cock out and look pretty.

Sorry. I mean’t to think this and not type it

Haha

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

You are! Just not a cumberland sausage. Lol

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"It turned you on a little didn’t it

New kink unlocked.

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By *oyahandrussCouple
over a year ago

Nr Rugby

"I am not! "

Well I love your hot dog looks like a good mouth full

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

I'm Spam.

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By *eyond PurityCouple
over a year ago

Lincolnshire

K told me earlier that I was looking at him like he was a piece of cake.

...Are you cake?

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By *weetkitten65Woman
over a year ago

Halifax

Nice Sausage

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Nice Sausage

I'det you treat me.like a piece of meat

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"Nice Sausage

Well thank you!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat.

Okay, good point.

Your welcome even though you didn't say thanks

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By *aitonel OP Man
over a year ago

Liverpool

"No but you have a piece meat which is good if one is looking for some meat.

Okay, good point.

Your welcome even though you didn't say thanks

Thank you

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