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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

It's tough for women on here. All we want is some shiny bellends and no one offers.

Sad times.

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

Show them my tits

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Kneel and beg. I reckon?

;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I cry myself to sleep every night because my request for a picture of guys penis' are declined because apparently I shouldn't treat them like a piece of meat I can toss aside

Here for the suggestions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I shouldn't treat them like a piece of meat I can toss aside

Here for the suggestions

It's not a burger you know !

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I bet you’ve ALREADY got more penises in your box that I’ve got boobs in mine

#Unfair #Matriarchy

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

*sigh*

Do I have to do everything around here?

Okay, okay. Form an orderly queue and hold your boxes open ready.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You can have all of ours! If we forwarded you all the unwanted cock pics we get, you'd probably need a year to view them all!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"It's tough for women on here. All we want is some shiny bellends and no one offers.

Sad times."

I read a comment earlier about snakes and rabbit today. Wasn't that you? thought you'd be overwhelmed with shiny bellends after that.

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By *astshagMan
over a year ago

Bexhill

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot."

I mean, if you want to see face pics and penis pics, all you need to do is ask X

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"It's tough for women on here. All we want is some shiny bellends and no one offers.

Sad times."

Probably the best way is to start a thread on how to get penis in your inbox

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By *ymbunnyfitCouple
over a year ago

East Yorkshire

Bend over xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"*sigh*

Do I have to do everything around here?

Okay, okay. Form an orderly queue and hold your boxes open ready."

^ Team player, boys take notes.

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

I mean, if you want to see face pics and penis pics, all you need to do is ask X "

All I want is penii with googly eyes on.

Physically on. I don't want that photoshop and sticker shit.

#GooglySnob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox"

What do I get for a handstand?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's tough for women on here. All we want is some shiny bellends and no one offers.

Sad times."

Check your inbox.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

I'm sorry that is uncooth. However nipple pics on request x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?"

Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?"

Usually a headache and balls in the face

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... I shouldn't treat them like a piece of meat I can toss aside

Here for the suggestions

It's not a burger you know !

I know. It's a cocktail sausage

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By *ittlemissFlirtyCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"*sigh*

Do I have to do everything around here?

Okay, okay. Form an orderly queue and hold your boxes open ready."

..should I remove my knickers first ?? (

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... I shouldn't treat them like a piece of meat I can toss aside

Here for the suggestions

It's not a burger you know !

I know. It's a cocktail sausage

With cheese and pineapple?

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

I think you can try and wear a pink tutu

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?

Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar "

That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.

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By *ty31Man
over a year ago

NW London

I think the easiest way to get penis in your inbox is to make it clear on your profile that you DON'T want to see penis in your inbox.

#reverse_psychology

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?

Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar

That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening."

Not until they sway in rhythm with you

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

Say please?

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Just ask.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

All you need to do is ask xx

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?

Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar

That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.

Not until they sway in rhythm with you

When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think the easiest way to get penis in your inbox is to make it clear on your profile that you DON'T want to see penis in your inbox.

#reverse_psychology"

^ penis smart.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"*sigh*

Do I have to do everything around here?

Okay, okay. Form an orderly queue and hold your boxes open ready."

Me first me first

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?

Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar

That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.

Not until they sway in rhythm with you

When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway"

You didn't say you were handstanding and dancing! That's gotta be worth at least a sweaty sausage too

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By *ostindreamsMan
over a year ago

London

I would be surprised if you didn't get many after this post

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?

Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar

That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.

Not until they sway in rhythm with you

When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway

You didn't say you were handstanding and dancing! That's gotta be worth at least a sweaty sausage too"

Just the bacon to go now and I'm golden.

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By *uicycock8Man
over a year ago

Norrh East & East midlands

Which inbox ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Cartwheel, repeatedly until some lands in your inbox

What do I get for a handstand?

Probably some balls; close enough but no cigar

That will do, nothing like a pair of sweaty bollox glistening.

Not until they sway in rhythm with you

When marimba rhythm starts to play, dance with me, make me sway

You didn't say you were handstanding and dancing! That's gotta be worth at least a sweaty sausage too

Just the bacon to go now and I'm golden."

It's all gone to your head now

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

What about girl penis? Where do we send these?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What about girl penis? Where do we send these?

Surely inboxes are open for girl penis too?

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Mention in the forums you like cock pics. Phew, it beats skiing downhill with no safety helmet on for pure adrenaline does that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

By the looks of it you have to send boobs and Fanny's first.

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"By the looks of it you have to send boobs and Fanny's first."

Bugga!

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

"By the looks of it you have to send boobs and Fanny's first."

I can confirm fanny was last

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"By the looks of it you have to send boobs and Fanny's first."

What if you’re a bit of a fanny and don’t have any boobs?

Erm … asking for a friend.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What about girl penis? Where do we send these?

Surely inboxes are open for girl penis too?"

All penis matters.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the looks of it you have to send boobs and Fanny's first.

Bugga!

Oh fuck..I can't stop laughing.

And I now feel really bad

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Mention in the forums you like cock pics. Phew, it beats skiing downhill with no safety helmet on for pure adrenaline does that!"

Is this your way of asking for bareback?

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"By the looks of it you have to send boobs and Fanny's first.

Bugga!

Oh fuck..I can't stop laughing.

And I now feel really bad "

It was meant to be funny! Don’t feel bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's in your box whenever you want it babes

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By *olly SwallowsTV/TS
over a year ago

Sexville

"What about girl penis? Where do we send these?

Surely inboxes are open for girl penis too?

All penis matters."

T-shirts incoming

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"By the looks of it you have to send boobs and Fanny's first."

Fanny does have a great penis, she told me so herself

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's in your box whenever you want it babes

No need to queue, VIP entrance is open for you babes.

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Open borders

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's in your box whenever you want it babes

No need to queue, VIP entrance is open for you babes."

Very Important Penis gliding through

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

"Mention in the forums you like cock pics. Phew, it beats skiing downhill with no safety helmet on for pure adrenaline does that!

Is this your way of asking for bareback?"

No, I use a trumpet and a sky writer for that declaration!

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By *ustme34Man
over a year ago

Bingley

"Show them my tits

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does thst work ?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's in your box whenever you want it babes

No need to queue, VIP entrance is open for you babes."

You're saying it's easy entry then?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"It's in your box whenever you want it babes

No need to queue, VIP entrance is open for you babes.

You're saying it's easy entry then?

Only for established members that have already been stamped

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"It's in your box whenever you want it babes

No need to queue, VIP entrance is open for you babes.

You're saying it's easy entry then?

Only for established members that have already been stamped

I think it wore off, need a new one I think

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot."

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops. "

Alexa! Order googly eyes!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

Happy to forward all the ones I get

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops. "

Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!

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By *d4fun73Man
over a year ago

Shipley

All you have to do ladies is ask nicely......

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

That's bait!

I'm not falling for that

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops. "

Can you get googly eyes big enough to cover your nipples and use as pasties?

Just wondering. For science.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Update your status telling everyone how dripping wet you are.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.

Can you get googly eyes big enough to cover your nipples and use as pasties?

Just wondering. For science."

Yes.

I used to have googly eyes the size of saucers. Then I would make the eyes roll! You can find them on Amazon

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I used to have googly eyes the size of saucers. Then I would make the eyes roll! You can find them on Amazon

I knew you’d know the answer!

(Did you ever manage to make them roll in different directions?)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

starts polishing fast ... lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.

Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!"

It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Update your status telling everyone how dripping wet you are.

The mr "

Good shout sexy seals.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

* furiously orders googly eyes *

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"starts polishing fast ... lol

Profile picture.. genius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.

Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!

It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that. "

Googly eyes photo challenge ?

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.

Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!

It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that.

Googly eyes photo challenge ?

Tones "

Yes!

I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Googly eyes photo challenge ?

Tones "

Paging Wonko to aisle three …

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Needed this thread. It gave me a good giggle on not so good day

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Googly eyes photo challenge ?

Tones

Yes!

I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more

Leading by example. Very good. We need some timeline though to get equipped and crack on with design;)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Googly eyes photo challenge ?

Tones

Paging Wonko to aisle three …"

Omg. Indeed. Wonkooooo you'll rock this one.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.

Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!

It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that.

Googly eyes photo challenge ?

Tones

Yes!

I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more

Ok, that was actually more funny than the sexy I was expecting it to be

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Needed this thread. It gave me a good giggle on not so good day

We all need the penis

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My inbox is woefully bereft of googly eyed penis pictures.

But I do ask a lot.

In another place, I follow two accounts that are mostly this. They are the best.

I have a minor obsession with googley eyes. I stick them on me, others, random things in shops.

Ha ha I have thought about doing this after seeing a post about a granny that does this in the supermarket!

It’s fun. It gives people an unexpected giggle, brings light moments into people’s lives and I love that.

Googly eyes photo challenge ?

Tones

Yes!

I have a pre-made one on my profile but happy to make more

Fucking hell.. Well done

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By *areSymmetryMan
over a year ago

North Somerset

I can imagine a thread like this would probably help a lot with your conundrum?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I can imagine a thread like this would probably help a lot with your conundrum?

Countdowns on at this time?

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Nowhere

Tell me im gorgeous and offer me unconditional sex on tap if i send me knob to you in your box… and youll get the George Clooney of cocks in your mail!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Needed this thread. It gave me a good giggle on not so good day

We all need the penis

A Penis is always good

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