FabSwingers.com forum: Why, oh why, oh why...

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

... Did you even open this thread?

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

I wanted to know what the why's was about, I'm nosey

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

You know when you see a big red button on an electrical panel, and it says "Do not press"? That.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"... Did you even open this thread? "

Your an attention whore and people like you so your bound to get replies.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something I'd expect from Wonko!

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

Bastarding click bait.... well played lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Bastarding click bait.... well played lol"

Here to serve

*curtsey*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Excuse me I'm lost. Please show me the way out.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

Your an attention whore and people like you so your bound to get replies."

How dare you.

I am actually very shy

NOTICE ME

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? "

Because you posted it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Something I'd expect from Wonko! "

Praise indeed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? "

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"... Did you even open this thread? "
because I fancy you.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Thought it was a Big Bad Voodoo Daddy thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

No willpower!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Something I'd expect from Wonko! "

In the immortal words of shaggy

It wasn't me

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Excuse me I'm lost. Please show me the way out.

Straight on and left at the traffic lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? because I fancy you.

Tongue tied!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I wanted to know what the why's was about, I'm nosey

But why?

Oh why?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I didn't open it.

I'm not here.

When you stop reading this, you will have a good life and decide you want that red wig after all...

(Flash)

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Spells YOYOY......

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

"... Did you even open this thread? because I fancy you.

Tongue tied!

It’s the truth.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? because I fancy you.

Tongue tied!

Woohooo someone managed to shut jennie up

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

Because it's you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Thought it was a Big Bad Voodoo Daddy thread

Sorry to disappoint

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Yoyo!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? because I fancy you.

Tongue tied!

Woohooo someone managed to shut jennie up

Up yours Wonko

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

No willpower! "

Ugh, you know me better than I do. First clickbait, now this

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because it's you

You poor lovesick fool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? because I fancy you.

Tongue tied!

Woohooo someone managed to shut jennie up

Up yours Wonko"
fine

*fucks off*

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? "
Because you are the author

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"... Did you even open this thread?

Your an attention whore and people like you so your bound to get replies.

How dare you.

I am actually very shy

NOTICE ME

That's what I tell Maya she doesn't

Believe me either .

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

No willpower!

Ugh, you know me better than I do. First clickbait, now this

Jennie knows all.

Yes. Even that

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread? Because you are the author

I love you

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't open it.

I'm not here.

When you stop reading this, you will have a good life and decide you want that red wig after all...

(Flash)"

Flashing again?

Question is... Did anyone actually notice?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Yoyo!"

Nanan

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I didn't open it.

I'm not here.

When you stop reading this, you will have a good life and decide you want that red wig after all...

(Flash)

Flashing again?

Question is... Did anyone actually notice? "

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

No willpower!

Ugh, you know me better than I do. First clickbait, now this

Jennie knows all.

Yes. Even that"

Oh not that!

I am so sorry you know about it, makes my toes curl still

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

No willpower!

Ugh, you know me better than I do. First clickbait, now this

Jennie knows all.

Yes. Even that

Oh not that!

I am so sorry you know about it, makes my toes curl still

Your secret is safe with me

For now

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By *rHotNottsMan
over a year ago

Dubai & Nottingham

Because it’s YOU

occasionally I’m not disappointed , today I am.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because it’s YOU

occasionally I’m not disappointed , today I am. "

You'll get over it.

FAF?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"... Did you even open this thread? "

Ugh. I don’t know. Maybe the lure of learned discourse with an amusing tranny?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I thought this was about alphabets for dyslexic people.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

Ugh. I don’t know. Maybe the lure of learned discourse with an amusing tranny?"

Ooooh fuck.

You know someone is going to tell you off for using the T word?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was about alphabets for dyslexic people. "

That made me laugh more than it ought to have done

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I thought this was about alphabets for dyslexic people.

That made me laugh more than it ought to have done"

Well it didn't make me laugh

Why oh wyh

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I thought this was about alphabets for dyslexic people.

That made me laugh more than it ought to have done

Well it didn't make me laugh

Why oh wyh "

Cos you're a misery

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

No willpower!

Ugh, you know me better than I do. First clickbait, now this

Jennie knows all.

Yes. Even that

Oh not that!

I am so sorry you know about it, makes my toes curl still

Your secret is safe with me

For now"

Ah fuck it, I read the thread title as year on year on year, now the secret is out you can no longer torture me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

To see what you were gonna say

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

The real question is why did I reply to this thread

No willpower!

Ugh, you know me better than I do. First clickbait, now this

Jennie knows all.

Yes. Even that

Oh not that!

I am so sorry you know about it, makes my toes curl still

Your secret is safe with me

For now

Ah fuck it, I read the thread title as year on year on year, now the secret is out you can no longer torture me

You'd love a bit of Jennie torture!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"To see what you were gonna say"

I bet you are feeling a sense of anti climax now!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I thought this was about alphabets for dyslexic people.

That made me laugh more than it ought to have done

Well it didn't make me laugh

Why oh wyh

Cos you're a misery

Lol at times but I was been humourus

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

I think because ... YOLO

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

"... Did you even open this thread? "

Because you posted it

and I'm nosey

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think because ... YOLO"

Why oh ell oh....

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

"... Did you even open this thread?

Because you posted it

and I'm nosey "

Seconded! To both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

Because you posted it

and I'm nosey "

Click bait for the win

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

Nosey here

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

Because you posted it

and I'm nosey

Seconded! To both"

See above!

To both

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Nosey here"

Nosius Maximus

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Covent Garden

"Because it's you

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Thís.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because it's you

•

Thís.

'Fraid so!

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By *aximus74Woman
over a year ago

Manchester

"Nosey here

Nosius Maximus "

love this!!

Thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My nose got the better of me

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By *asty tatsyMan
over a year ago

london

Because I’m nosey

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By *ittlemiss Hal O weenCouple
over a year ago

Southampton

"Bastarding click bait.... well played lol

Here to serve

*curtsey*"

(

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You'd love a bit of Jennie torture! "

You keep on revealing my secrets, how am I to be a man of mystery now?

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By *phialtesMan
over a year ago

Beyond the Wall

Tits

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

I seemed like a good idea at the time.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Tits"

Feck. Gurls.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I seemed like a good idea at the time."

And now?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I’m nosey

Noser noser

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My nose got the better of me

Trunky!

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"... Did you even open this thread? "

It looked like it might make more sense than most of the Lounge tonight.

(Spoiler: It did!)

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden

"I seemed like a good idea at the time.

And now? "

Not sure

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

I had expectations of entertainment.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"I had expectations of entertainment.

Now where have I heard that before

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because curiosity got the better of me.

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By *ilkstressWoman
over a year ago

Drasnia

"I had expectations of entertainment.

Now where have I heard that before "

Unfortunately, my mind reading skills are on the blink tonight. You'll have to remember this one on your own.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I had expectations of entertainment.

Oh how bitter the disappointment must taste!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because curiosity got the better of me."

You should be careful, you know what it did to the cat

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"... Did you even open this thread?

It looked like it might make more sense than most of the Lounge tonight.

(Spoiler: It did!)"

Sense? Lounge?

Unlikely bed fellows

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

But why though?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Because I can can can!

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

Wouldn't have a clue

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I can can can!

You CAN also jump off a cliff, but would you?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Wouldn't have a clue

Blindly stumbling through the forums in the vain hope of finding some meaning?

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Because Jennifer - I knew what you were up to AND Jennifer , we both know WHY I knew what I'd find...... didn't we Jennifer but mostly because you wanted it to happen ........ didn't you Jennnnnifffferrrrrrrr ?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because Jennifer - I knew what you were up to AND Jennifer , we both know WHY I knew what I'd find...... didn't we Jennifer but mostly because you wanted it to happen ........ didn't you Jennnnnifffferrrrrrrr ? "

Stop with the mind games Granny!

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Wouldn't have a clue

Blindly stumbling through the forums in the vain hope of finding some meaning? "

Let me know when you find some

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By *ris GrayMan
over a year ago

Dorchester

I didn't you did

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I didn't you did

Semantics

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

Because I love you OP

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By *iddlesticksMan
over a year ago

My nan’s spare room.

I was looking for my Budgie called Trevor, you haven’t seen him have you.

He’s often heard asking who the pretty boys are.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I love you OP

You were just hoping for monster munch!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I was looking for my Budgie called Trevor, you haven’t seen him have you.

He’s often heard asking who the pretty boys are.

Soz cant help.

Maybe Essex Tom has a budgie thread planned? That's more his thing.

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

Errr….in my defence, I inadvertently opened it whilst trying to click on the ubiquitous ‘Fuck, Kiss or shit upon’ type thread underneath it…..

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Errr….in my defence, I inadvertently opened it whilst trying to click on the ubiquitous ‘Fuck, Kiss or shit upon’ type thread underneath it…..

Shit upon

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By *ickshawedCouple
over a year ago

Wolverhampton

"Because I love you OP

You were just hoping for monster munch! "

I wouldn't say no to a munch of your monster

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because I love you OP

You were just hoping for monster munch!

I wouldn't say no to a munch of your monster

Oh G.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because curiosity got the better of me.

You should be careful, you know what it did to the cat

No idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I have been here before.

I reckon I'm lost again.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I have been here before.

I reckon I'm lost again.

No, LEFT at the traffic lights

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because curiosity got the better of me.

You should be careful, you know what it did to the cat

No idea

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I have been here before.

I reckon I'm lost again.

No, LEFT at the traffic lights "

Now I remember.

I got hit on those traffic lights and I'm just a ghost hunting your thread.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I think I have been here before.

I reckon I'm lost again.

No, LEFT at the traffic lights

Now I remember.

I got hit on those traffic lights and I'm just a ghost hunting your thread.

Eek!

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By *naswingdressWoman
over a year ago

Manchester (she/her)

Because you gave me an earworm

https://youtu.be/HG7I4oniOyA

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Because you gave me an earworm

https://youtu.be/HG7I4oniOyA"

There are worse ear worms to have tbf

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By *itonthesideWoman
over a year ago

Glasgow

"... Did you even open this thread? "

It was this or the anal fisting thread

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

This thread has less punch!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because curiosity got the better of me.

You should be careful, you know what it did to the cat

No idea

Poor cat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Because I needed to check whether this was the beginning of a found prom that your were going to perform for me now

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By *olly_chromaticTV/TS
over a year ago

Stockport

Because I wanted to read what JaimeD had to say (just in case it was something nice about me!).

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Because I wanted to read what JaimeD had to say (just in case it was something nice about me!)."

Sorry to disappoint this time my dear but you know my world is always brighter whenever you’re in it

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