FabSwingers.com forum: Cheesiest chat up lines

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

What's your favourite?

Mine has to be the oh so romantic "you're like my little toe, I'm going to bang you on every bit of furniture in my house!"

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

Fancy a chat or a shag???

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

I once got told that a guy lived the female form and how the vagina looks like a beautiful flower......this was on a non swinging night out in a gay club

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By *ittle_brat_evie!!Woman
over a year ago

evesham

Loved not lived

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By *iverview1Couple
over a year ago

gourock

Nice barman says £3 for a vodka and , hand over £2 99, and say can i give you one later

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

ur so hot am getting a tan

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped. "

You'd get a giggle from me with that!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You have a body like a spanner, my nuts tighten every time I look at you

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. lol This one always makes me smile ...

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

do you have a map? i keep getting lost in ur eyes

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My favourites:

"Would you like to meet my wife?"

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

"I've just escaped from prison and haven't been alone with a woman in years."

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"If i said you had a beautiful body would you hold it against me. lol This one always makes me smile ...

Hehe me too!!

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By *eal_Dick_TurpinMan
over a year ago

Exeter

As my mate (from Bridgetown, Barb) used to say.. in thick patois accent.

"Got any west indian in you girl?"

to which they would say no...

"You want some?"

anyting dat make em smile work

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

""Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped.

You'd get a giggle from me with that!"

Yes, but would I get to rivet you to the bed with my rampant love rod?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

An I gonna fuck your brains out later or what?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you sleep on your front? No?! Good can I then

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Your legs must be so tired, as you've been running through my mind all night.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

My all time favourite line that's been used on me is:

"I'll put you in more positions than a rubix cube"

Have to say it worked on me purely cause it made me giggle so much

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

My magical watch says you aren't wearing any underwear!

girl replies i am,

mind you these days she might not be

It must be an hour fast.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Hand the object of your lust a dice and say, "Here, if you roll between 1 - 5 you get to go home with me."

She'll always reply, "What if I roll a 6?"

To which you answer, "You get another go!"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

never had one used on me.. but my fave is

gent 'the names bond'

woman replies 'let me guess James Bond?'

gent replies 'Hell no lady, Unibond! Ive come to fill your crack in'

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've got a poem that has never failed to get me lucky.

Roses are red,

Violets are blue,

I've got a knife so get in the fuckin van!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

""Hi, you're so hot you make the cheese under my foreskin bubble!"

It works, I've used it many times. There's 50/50 chance of success with it as you'll either make her laugh or get slapped.

You'd get a giggle from me with that!

Yes, but would I get to rivet you to the bed with my rampant love rod?

Anytime wishy!!

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

You may not be the best looking here, but beauty is only a light switch away.

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

lol thats made for me

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Hi. I'm an astronaut, and my next mission is to explore Uranus.

Excuse me, but you have a beep on your nose. she will say what? Reach up and gently squeeze her nose BEEP!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Do you like rasins?

No!

How about a date?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Approach a girl and ask , can I smell your pussy.

If she replies no say, oh it must be your feet then.

Never fails to get a reaction.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

I'd like to fuck your brains out, but it appears someone beat me to it.

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By *asey369Woman
over a year ago

London

I have a Harry Potter duvet cover on my bed - because that's where the magic happens.

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor."
gonna steal that one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

duz tha fart coz tha blows me away

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You must be tired

Why??

Cause you've been running round my mind all day

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By *icketysplitsWoman
over a year ago

Way over Yonder, that's where I'm bound

I've lost that loving feeling, will you help me find it again?

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By *he_original_poloWoman
over a year ago

a Primark shoebox in Leicester

Are you free tonight or will it cost me?

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By *B9 QueenWoman
over a year ago

Over the rainbow, under the bridge

Nice dress but it would look better on my bedroom floor.

Never works!!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Are you ovulating?"

I always got a shocked laugh with that one...

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

My name is Dave. Remember that, you'll be screaming it later

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By *tarkersandcrutchCouple
over a year ago

TELFORD

nice shoes........

fancy a fuck????

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

The Fab Chat Up Line..............

Hi, I just wanted to give you the satisfaction of turning me down; go ahead say no (or jusr delete my mail!)

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.gonna steal that one

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor.gonna steal that one

Me too ha ha

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

Do you know what a massive dick has for breakfast? No! Well I have Bacon and Eggs!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Is that a ladder in your tights or a stairway to heaven?

Best forum ever simple!! Keep spitting my dinner out

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"never had one used on me.. but my fave is

gent 'the names bond'

woman replies 'let me guess James Bond?'

gent replies 'Hell no lady, Unibond! Ive come to fill your crack in'

I had that said to me donkeys years ago , unfortunately I replied with 'what Basildon Bond' he didn't find it funny but I did

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Are you free tonight or will it cost me?"

Ha ha

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"What's your favourite?

Mine has to be the oh so romantic "you're like my little toe, I'm going to bang you on every bit of furniture in my house!""

Ruby thanks for this one

Mint!!! Xx

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

Fat Penguin! (What!) I just wanted to say something to break the ice.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"My favourites:

"Would you like to meet my wife?"

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

"I've just escaped from prison and haven't been alone with a woman in years.""

I wouldn't expect anything less from you ha ha love the chloroform joke

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"duz tha fart coz tha blows me away

Brilliant

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

You look like my first wife. (Really? How many times have you been married?) Oh I'm still a bachelor.

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By *iamondsmiles.Woman
over a year ago

little house on the praire

Heres 10p go ring your mum and tell her you will be late

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By *agna Cum LaudeMan
over a year ago

Laudable

And Finally,,,,,,,,,,,

I like maths. You want to go to my room, add the bed, subtract your clothes, divide your legs and multiply?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"What's your favourite?

Mine has to be the oh so romantic "you're like my little toe, I'm going to bang you on every bit of furniture in my house!"

Ruby thanks for this one

Mint!!! Xx"

I've had it 3 times from the same guy on here! Every time I've chucked!

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

I forgot this one:

"How do you like your eggs in the morning?"

My answer, because I'm a smart arse, has always been "unfertilised" hehe

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Your legs are the word, so spread the word".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My favourites:

"Would you like to meet my wife?"

"Does this rag smell of chloroform?"

"I've just escaped from prison and haven't been alone with a woman in years."

I wouldn't expect anything less from you ha ha love the chloroform joke "

Evenin'!

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

""Your legs are the word, so spread the word".

Funny

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By *ngel n tedCouple
over a year ago

maidstone

Do ya like chicken......well suck my cock, it's fowl. Sid the sexist, can't beat him

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By *am123Man
over a year ago

essex chelmsford

"What's your favourite?

Mine has to be the oh so romantic "you're like my little toe, I'm going to bang you on every bit of furniture in my house!""
i like that one lol lol

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

Curl your little finger up and back out like you do with your index finger when you are visually telling somebody to come here. When said lady comes over say "If I can make you come with my little finger just imagine what I can do with the rest of my body".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

grab ya coat you have pulled

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By *he Happy ManMan
over a year ago

Merseyside

You: Fancy having sex?

Her: No

You: Well would you mind lying down while I have some.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Are your knickers shiny like a mirror? Because I can see myself in them. Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Do you know the difference between a chicken leg and a penis?"

answer - no !

"Would you like to go on a picnic !"

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By *hynewguy2012Man
over a year ago

dartford

Fancy seeing the soles of your feet in my wing mirrors?

Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What winks and fucks like a tiger ??

;)

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By *etsdance1987Man
over a year ago

Runcorn

Go up to a girl and say your eyelashes are fake.

She'll say "no there not".

You say they are, close your eyes then.

When she closes them give her a little kiss on the lips.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Go up to a girl and say your eyelashes are fake.

She'll say "no there not".

You say they are, close your eyes then.

When she closes them give her a little kiss on the lips.

Make sure you're prepared to scuffle with a bouncer before you try this one.

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By *organ and rob zombieCouple
over a year ago

bradford

"Go up to a girl and say your eyelashes are fake.

She'll say "no there not".

You say they are, close your eyes then.

When she closes them give her a little kiss on the lips.

Make sure you're prepared to scuffle with a bouncer before you try this one."

I like this one, sweet

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