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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

Not really but I made some of you worry and some of you wonder if I actually looked attractive now

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How very dare you.

T

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Don't joke about such things!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"

How very dare you.

T"

I'm spicing Monday up a little, plus I wanted to start a thread and this was the first thing I thought of

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don't joke about such things! "

It was a little cruel, someone is currently trying to get me to trim it really short

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I think you're hot with and without the beard

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

No man should ever joke about that. Blocked and reported.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I think you're hot with and without the beard

Em x"

Thank you

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"No man should ever joke about that. Blocked and reported."

I do feel a little bad, I might sit myself in a corner and think about my actions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man should ever joke about that. Blocked and reported.

I do feel a little bad, I might sit myself in a corner and think about my actions "

Make sure to face the wall.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"No man should ever joke about that. Blocked and reported.

I do feel a little bad, I might sit myself in a corner and think about my actions

Make sure to face the wall."

I'll stick a cone with D written on it on my head as well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F"

I didn't leave the house last time I done it, instant regret

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"No man should ever joke about that. Blocked and reported.

I do feel a little bad, I might sit myself in a corner and think about my actions

Make sure to face the wall.

I'll stick a cone with D written on it on my head as well "

That seems like a fair punishment. Unblocked but you’re still reported

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By *CDecauxMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

I was fully ready to come here and lend support for your mistake

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F"

Mrs was pissing me off badly for a couple of weeks so I shaved mine off. She was horrified and wouldn’t have sex with me until it came back. I lost that battle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

I didn't leave the house last time I done it, instant regret "

It was an accident, I was freehand trimming some stragglers and then heard 'that' sound and it was an unsaveable gauge out of the beard so it had to go

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"No man should ever joke about that. Blocked and reported.

I do feel a little bad, I might sit myself in a corner and think about my actions

Make sure to face the wall.

I'll stick a cone with D written on it on my head as well

That seems like a fair punishment. Unblocked but you’re still reported "

The mods secretly love me, they will announce it publicly in the future I imagine

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I was fully ready to come here and lend support for your mistake "

I'd need a councillor I reckon

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

Mrs was pissing me off badly for a couple of weeks so I shaved mine off. She was horrified and wouldn’t have sex with me until it came back. I lost that battle "

That's a bit harsh but you've learnt your lesson I reckon

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land

You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Don't joke about such things!

It was a little cruel, someone is currently trying to get me to trim it really short "

Oh I like them trimmed and short. Neat looking.

Tell whoever it is I'm on their side!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

Mrs was pissing me off badly for a couple of weeks so I shaved mine off. She was horrified and wouldn’t have sex with me until it came back. I lost that battle "

Your Mrs sounds awesome, I like her already

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

I didn't leave the house last time I done it, instant regret

It was an accident, I was freehand trimming some stragglers and then heard 'that' sound and it was an unsaveable gauge out of the beard so it had to go "

I've had a couple of times I've used wrong grade and made it look odd but I couldn’t just shave it off

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no? "

Not a bloody chance

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Don't joke about such things!

It was a little cruel, someone is currently trying to get me to trim it really short

Oh I like them trimmed and short. Neat looking.

Tell whoever it is I'm on their side!"

Mine is already short and neat though

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance "

Wimp

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

I didn't leave the house last time I done it, instant regret

It was an accident, I was freehand trimming some stragglers and then heard 'that' sound and it was an unsaveable gauge out of the beard so it had to go

I've had a couple of times I've used wrong grade and made it look odd but I couldn’t just shave it off "

I only did it cause I didn't have the guard on so it was literally unsaveable right down to skin, so I took the lot off, I looked 20 years younger, I didn't have a chin and learned never to do it again, however I have told F on a number of occasions I'll shave it off but if I do that I'll have to change my hair too

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp "

Sensible and a man of integrity and intelligence

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp "

Shave your head and I'll shave my beard

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Sensible and a man of integrity and intelligence"

Are we speaking about the same person here?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Sensible and a man of integrity and intelligence

Are we speaking about the same person here? "

In this very specific instance, yes! I make no such claims for other aspects and situations.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

I didn't leave the house last time I done it, instant regret

It was an accident, I was freehand trimming some stragglers and then heard 'that' sound and it was an unsaveable gauge out of the beard so it had to go

I've had a couple of times I've used wrong grade and made it look odd but I couldn’t just shave it off

I only did it cause I didn't have the guard on so it was literally unsaveable right down to skin, so I took the lot off, I looked 20 years younger, I didn't have a chin and learned never to do it again, however I have told F on a number of occasions I'll shave it off but if I do that I'll have to change my hair too "

People really don't understand the dilemma when you've had a beard for so long

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Sensible and a man of integrity and intelligence"

It's almost like you've been around me for years buddy

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Sensible and a man of integrity and intelligence

Are we speaking about the same person here?

In this very specific instance, yes! I make no such claims for other aspects and situations. "

I withdraw my other comment

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Shave your head and I'll shave my beard "

Not comparible, how long does it take to grow a beard? My hair is waist length.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Shave your head and I'll shave my beard

Not comparible, how long does it take to grow a beard? My hair is waist length. "

You'd feel as awkward as I would with no beard, that's the comparison

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Shave your head and I'll shave my beard

Not comparible, how long does it take to grow a beard? My hair is waist length.

You'd feel as awkward as I would with no beard, that's the comparison "

Lol I felt weird when I once decided an undercut hairstyle was for me. I've never made that mistake again.

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You said it, now you have to go through with it no?

Not a bloody chance

Wimp

Shave your head and I'll shave my beard

Not comparible, how long does it take to grow a beard? My hair is waist length.

You'd feel as awkward as I would with no beard, that's the comparison

Lol I felt weird when I once decided an undercut hairstyle was for me. I've never made that mistake again. "

Well that feeling is the same for me when I have no beard

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane


"Not really but I made some of you worry and some of you wonder if I actually looked attractive now "

Good news

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

I think you would look rather dashing, PD, with your whiskers removed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"

How very dare you.

T

I'm spicing Monday up a little, plus I wanted to start a thread and this was the first thing I thought of "

Zero consideration for my ageing heart.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You look hot with or without a beard PD. Even if you don’t get any sex without a beard.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"You look hot with or without a beard PD. Even if you don’t get any sex without a beard. "

T

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

I grew mine quite long a few years back.

Was thinking of going full on viking but apparently according to someone it was more 'crazed lumberjack' so I was advised (the politically correct term for 'if you like having sex you'll fucking do it') to trim it right back.

Being a stubborn, opinionated man who didn't like being told what to do there was only one choice.

I trimmed it right back.

A

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

That's not nice

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"I grew mine quite long a few years back.

Was thinking of going full on viking but apparently according to someone it was more 'crazed lumberjack' so I was advised (the politically correct term for 'if you like having sex you'll fucking do it') to trim it right back.

Being a stubborn, opinionated man who didn't like being told what to do there was only one choice.

I trimmed it right back.

A"

The other half had a mustache at the beginning of the year, he had a beard previously. I'm not bothered by the length or no length of his facial hair. What I do object to is him walking in the room bare faced without warning. My brain doesn't like change and he blinking knows it the toad.

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By *CDecauxMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly


"I was fully ready to come here and lend support for your mistake

I'd need a councillor I reckon "

I’d need the same for sure! Hahaha. It’s been 16 years since I saw fresh face. Can’t see that changing anytime soon

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

There is a reason why babies cry when they see their bearded dad's go clean shaven.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Mr TT2 told me he had a surprise for me one day. He shaved his beard off. I think I probably cried

F

Mrs was pissing me off badly for a couple of weeks so I shaved mine off. She was horrified and wouldn’t have sex with me until it came back. I lost that battle

Your Mrs sounds awesome, I like her already "

Almost 11 years together I don’t think I’ve had the upper hand once. My day will come

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I grew mine quite long a few years back.

Was thinking of going full on viking but apparently according to someone it was more 'crazed lumberjack' so I was advised (the politically correct term for 'if you like having sex you'll fucking do it') to trim it right back.

Being a stubborn, opinionated man who didn't like being told what to do there was only one choice.

I trimmed it right back.

A

The other half had a mustache at the beginning of the year, he had a beard previously. I'm not bothered by the length or no length of his facial hair. What I do object to is him walking in the room bare faced without warning. My brain doesn't like change and he blinking knows it the toad. "

I don't think Fox has seen me clean shaven for about 10 years.

Would probably grab something heavy and brain me thinking I was a burglar if I did that now. Would probably spook the dogs too.

I suppose it could make for interesting 'role play'.

A

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By *emorefridaCouple
over a year ago

La la land


"There is a reason why babies cry when they see their bearded dad's go clean shaven. "

It's the blinking shock, the other half does this every so often. I struggle to look at him for a few moments until my brain catches up with what he's done

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Not really but I made some of you worry and some of you wonder if I actually looked attractive now

Good news "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I think you would look rather dashing, PD, with your whiskers removed. "

Like max from the wanted apparently, so I've been told

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"

How very dare you.

T

I'm spicing Monday up a little, plus I wanted to start a thread and this was the first thing I thought of

Zero consideration for my ageing heart. "

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"You look hot with or without a beard PD. Even if you don’t get any sex without a beard. "

Cheers Pickle

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I grew mine quite long a few years back.

Was thinking of going full on viking but apparently according to someone it was more 'crazed lumberjack' so I was advised (the politically correct term for 'if you like having sex you'll fucking do it') to trim it right back.

Being a stubborn, opinionated man who didn't like being told what to do there was only one choice.

I trimmed it right back.

A"

I believe the same person is trying to get me to do it, I said it sounds mean to me

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"That's not nice "

Did you panic?

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"There is a reason why babies cry when they see their bearded dad's go clean shaven. "

All mine are passed the baby stage

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I grew mine quite long a few years back.

Was thinking of going full on viking but apparently according to someone it was more 'crazed lumberjack' so I was advised (the politically correct term for 'if you like having sex you'll fucking do it') to trim it right back.

Being a stubborn, opinionated man who didn't like being told what to do there was only one choice.

I trimmed it right back.

A

The other half had a mustache at the beginning of the year, he had a beard previously. I'm not bothered by the length or no length of his facial hair. What I do object to is him walking in the room bare faced without warning. My brain doesn't like change and he blinking knows it the toad.

I don't think Fox has seen me clean shaven for about 10 years.

Would probably grab something heavy and brain me thinking I was a burglar if I did that now. Would probably spook the dogs too.

I suppose it could make for interesting 'role play'.

A"

Do it

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"There is a reason why babies cry when they see their bearded dad's go clean shaven.

It's the blinking shock, the other half does this every so often. I struggle to look at him for a few moments until my brain catches up with what he's done "

Bless

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Almost fainted!

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Almost fainted! "

You aren't the first person I've had that affect on

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By *lynJMan
over a year ago

Morden


"Not really but I made some of you worry and some of you wonder if I actually looked attractive now "

You're not going for "summer plumage" then?

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod

over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"I grew mine quite long a few years back.

Was thinking of going full on viking but apparently according to someone it was more 'crazed lumberjack' so I was advised (the politically correct term for 'if you like having sex you'll fucking do it') to trim it right back.

Being a stubborn, opinionated man who didn't like being told what to do there was only one choice.

I trimmed it right back.

A

The other half had a mustache at the beginning of the year, he had a beard previously. I'm not bothered by the length or no length of his facial hair. What I do object to is him walking in the room bare faced without warning. My brain doesn't like change and he blinking knows it the toad.

I don't think Fox has seen me clean shaven for about 10 years.

Would probably grab something heavy and brain me thinking I was a burglar if I did that now. Would probably spook the dogs too.

I suppose it could make for interesting 'role play'.

A

Do it "

I'm not that brave! You can get her to trim yours though if you want. Might end up with a lopsided goatee though. Shes more used to trimming four legged beasts!

A

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Not really but I made some of you worry and some of you wonder if I actually looked attractive now

You're not going for "summer plumage" then?"

I keep my look all year

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"I grew mine quite long a few years back.

Was thinking of going full on viking but apparently according to someone it was more 'crazed lumberjack' so I was advised (the politically correct term for 'if you like having sex you'll fucking do it') to trim it right back.

Being a stubborn, opinionated man who didn't like being told what to do there was only one choice.

I trimmed it right back.

A

The other half had a mustache at the beginning of the year, he had a beard previously. I'm not bothered by the length or no length of his facial hair. What I do object to is him walking in the room bare faced without warning. My brain doesn't like change and he blinking knows it the toad.

I don't think Fox has seen me clean shaven for about 10 years.

Would probably grab something heavy and brain me thinking I was a burglar if I did that now. Would probably spook the dogs too.

I suppose it could make for interesting 'role play'.

A

Do it

I'm not that brave! You can get her to trim yours though if you want. Might end up with a lopsided goatee though. Shes more used to trimming four legged beasts!

A"

See I told her she's not trimming it and then she said it's ok as I can take trimmers with me and keep making it shorter until she's happy

It's very thoughtful of her

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By *gtSpunkAlotMan
over a year ago

clydebank

Just took the plunge few days bk and shaved the head lol bald

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By *iscean_dream OP   Man
over a year ago

Llanelli


"Just took the plunge few days bk and shaved the head lol bald "

I can do that and have grade 1 within a few days

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