FabSwingers.com forum: Manly guy Monday

By *lutsfun OP Man
over a year ago

bedford

Come on guys

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy

Obviously someone who lives in Manly.

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By *lutsfun OP Man
over a year ago

bedford

I know now I have written it

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By *ennylewis2016Couple
over a year ago

Birmingham

Looking very good, Emma

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By *ora the explorerWoman
over a year ago

Paradise, Herts

"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy

Obviously someone who lives in Manly. "

Safest answer there

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy

Popcorn at the ready…

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By *aughtyPeepzMan
over a year ago

London

That made me chuckle

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

What do you define as manly?

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By *ou only live onceMan
over a year ago

London

"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy

Obviously someone who lives in Manly. "

I've visited Manly, RB - does that count?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"What do you define as manly?"

Me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I can’t, I’m washing my hair and flossing….

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy

You may be big and fat or uglier than sin

All the ladies shut you out,

You wondering how to get in

Well here is my advice

For how to make a splash

You can have your pick of girls

If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache

If you only got a moustache, a moustache,

A moustache, a moustache, big moustache

Thick moustache

My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word

Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.

Now we both have said moustache

A moustache, a moustache.

If you only got a moustache

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr

Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me

Marc

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

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"You’re brave. Hope nobody asks you for a definition of a manly guy

You may be big and fat or uglier than sin

All the ladies shut you out,

You wondering how to get in

Well here is my advice

For how to make a splash

You can have your pick of girls

If you only got a moustache, a moustache, a moustache

If you only got a moustache, a moustache,

A moustache, a moustache, big moustache

Thick moustache

My moustache, your mustache, say the word, the word

Moustache: A moustache, a moustache.

Now we both have said moustache

A moustache, a moustache.

If you only got a moustache

noooooooooo I hate a tash violently.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

I’ve got scars from washing up and picking flowers. That doesn’t feel terribly manly.

Oh - and I’m currently doing some washing! But I draw the line at sewing and ironing.

Might go and punch a lion later on.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I'm a lumberjack and I'm alright,

I work all day and I sleep all night......

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By *oiluvfunMan
over a year ago

Penrith

Hello

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I suppose it depends on if he's mainly manly, meanly manly or just minimally manly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Come on guys "

Bit early but ok

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I suppose it depends on if he's mainly manly, meanly manly or just minimally manly.

Is minimally manly in fact …minimanly?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

"I suppose it depends on if he's mainly manly, meanly manly or just minimally manly.

Is minimally manly in fact …minimanly?"

Oh, meaningfully, maximally minimanly...

mostly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I think I might fit this, but then I am often told at work that I look like I am probably gay. It does make me chuckle a lot

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

How did the "come on" go?

Tones

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m sticking my self out there as manly! Not sure I’m everyone’s type of manly

But that’s fine

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr

Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me

Marc

I will see you jam jar (Good work king!) and raise you putting the bins out!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I think I might fit this, but then I am often told at work that I look like I am probably gay. It does make me chuckle a lot

The gay aesthetic is hyper masculinity so take it as a compliment

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

Maybe somewhere out there in the multiverse I'm considered manly. I'm content with whatever I am here and now. Whatever that may be

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.

Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.

He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.

Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr

Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me

Marc

I will see you jam jar (Good work king!) and raise you putting the bins out!

Did you flex in the mirror and growl though?

Marc

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

"The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.

Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.

He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.

Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.

Damn I have some way to go though I think I’m nearly there on the Beard

Marc

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Liverpool

"The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.

Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.

He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.

Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.

What if my manly beard has its own patchy fluff beard? Does that count?

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

Oh! All this unbridled manliness is almost enough to make me spontaneously sprout ovaries so I can have all your babies!

Now that's manly, lads!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

It's when after sex he scratches his sweaty bollox and makes you sniff it.

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

"It's when after sex he scratches his sweaty bollox and makes you sniff it."

I always knew you was a nutter.

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By *ister_ee_1981Man
over a year ago

Sunniest Exeter...

"I’m manly. I opened a jam jar this morning without having to use a tea towel. I did it in front of a mirror so I could see that flex of the twin guns. Grrrrrrr

Tony the Tiger has nothing compared to me

Marc

I will see you jam jar (Good work king!) and raise you putting the bins out!

Did you flex in the mirror and growl though?

Marc"

Bluff called... I fold

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"The kind of man who's beard grew it's own beard.

Likes his steak so rare he just walks into a field and bites a cow.

He can carry all the shopping bags from the car in one trip.

Drives a pink beetle because he is so confident in his masculinity that any car he drives becomes the most manly thing on the road.

What if my manly beard has its own patchy fluff beard? Does that count? "

I consulted the high council of manly and they said only if you can prove your manliness in the traditional challenge of eating an entire monster truck.

I wish you luck and gaviscon

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

If you can tolerate others having qualities you don't possess but wish to, yet be happy for them in their success. If can take an interest in other people's opinions where they differ from yours without feeling threatened or needing to berate them. But most of all, if you can eat an entire Yorkie, then you, my son, are a man.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"If you can tolerate others having qualities you don't possess but wish to, yet be happy for them in their success. If can take an interest in other people's opinions where they differ from yours without feeling threatened or needing to berate them. But most of all, if you can eat an entire Yorkie, then you, my son, are a man."

I really can't recommend eating someone's dog.

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By *apidaryMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"I really can't recommend eating someone's dog."

Labrador tastes a bit like lamb, according to this unusually comprehensive cookbook:

https://www.theguardian.com/uk/2006/jan/31/foodanddrink.britishidentity

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Whats a manly guy? Someone who doesn't mince has tattoos a beard and abs and chews tobaccy?

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