FabSwingers.com forum: A well angled picture…

By *herubchub OP Woman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

What does everyone think about a well angled picture?

I’m not talking about filters, they’re another matter all together. But I can lose 20kg from my chin alone with a well angled pic…is that ok or should they be taken without jiggery pokey!!

I noticed a cock shot tonight (dropped in my in box…I hasten to add! I’m don’t mind though I further hasten to add!) the angle of this made it look like a whopper then I realised I was mainly looking at ball sack…well place long ways down with the cockage pointing up to the owners navel. It looked huge then I realised it definitely wasn’t…

So is this ok? I am sure my pics put me in a far better light, than reality! But they are unfiltered non edited shots of me!

What’s everyone’s opinions…should be use good angles or just let it all flop out?

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By *ulieAndBeefCouple
over a year ago

Manchester-ish

If I'm not allowed to use good angles I'm leaving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Jigger the poke I say.

The camera never lies!

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Jigger the poke I say.

The camera never lies! "

Or poke the jigger.

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By *herubchub OP Woman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

"If I'm not allowed to use good angles I'm leaving

Ha excellent! I’d be packing my bags too I think! X

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"If I'm not allowed to use good angles I'm leaving

^^ What she said

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"What does everyone think about a well angled picture?

I’m not talking about filters, they’re another matter all together. But I can lose 20kg from my chin alone with a well angled pic…is that ok or should they be taken without jiggery pokey!!

So is this ok? I am sure my pics put me in a far better light, than reality! But they are unfiltered non edited shots of me!

What’s everyone’s opinions…should be use good angles or just let it all flop out? "

Ahhh, the good old ‘3 inch cock, 30 inch ballsack’ rouse!

I mean, I don’t know.

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By *herubchub OP Woman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

"Jigger the poke I say.

The camera never lies! "

Oh I so feel

It does! Lol or it’s a tiny window big shower the bigger picture!!

But I’m sticking with jiggery pokey still

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By *irk_Dastardly.Man
over a year ago

Salisbury

Apparently camera angles can make a cock look gigantic…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angles are my friend.

We all post photos we feel are most flattering. That's just human nature

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By *herubchub OP Woman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

"What does everyone think about a well angled picture?

I’m not talking about filters, they’re another matter all together. But I can lose 20kg from my chin alone with a well angled pic…is that ok or should they be taken without jiggery pokey!!

So is this ok? I am sure my pics put me in a far better light, than reality! But they are unfiltered non edited shots of me!

What’s everyone’s opinions…should be use good angles or just let it all flop out?

Ahhh, the good old ‘3 inch cock, 30 inch ballsack’ rouse!

I mean, I don’t know."

I’ve never seen it so clearly before now! I feel cheated!

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

I think angles are a good thing.

If someone's pictures are just flaccid and untidy I see it as a lack of effort and just not putting your best self forward. And I 100% know that in person everyone will see the less flattering sides, but there's no point advertising yourself with the least appealing parts.

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

My phone. My photos. My choices. My profiles. My filters. My necromancy.

My delights.

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"What does everyone think about a well angled picture?

I’m not talking about filters, they’re another matter all together. But I can lose 20kg from my chin alone with a well angled pic…is that ok or should they be taken without jiggery pokey!!

So is this ok? I am sure my pics put me in a far better light, than reality! But they are unfiltered non edited shots of me!

What’s everyone’s opinions…should be use good angles or just let it all flop out? "

1). Phrase on "I don't mind though I hassen to add"......... Inundated in cock shot is 3......2......1......

2). We're well passed the MySpace selfie years. If I see anyone using the MySpace selfie trick I instantly add lbs to them and check both their other photos and bio. Everyone knows and uses that trick so kinda now just accept that if you see it, be prepared to be mislead. I see if on all social medias and our works emails. Half the time if they've used the MySpace trick I know meeting them irl is not going to be representative of the thumbnail .

For MySpace cock shots, that's a new one on me!

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"My phone. My photos. My choices. My profiles. My filters. My necromancy.

My delights."

Is a necromancer a necrophiliac who takes them to dinner first?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Eh, I dunno. I do think it's a bit deceiving if it doesn't look like you. And don't get me wrong I do pick the most flattering photos and the reality is much worse but you'd know it was still me if we decided to meet.

If it doesn't look like you, then why post it? And this isn't aimed at you OP, more just in general. I wouldn't want to play tricks on anyone. I already feel like I'm disappointing enough nevermind making myself out to be something that doesn't resemble me in the slightest.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"My phone. My photos. My choices. My profiles. My filters. My necromancy.

My delights."

Love this.

I have photos of me, chubby tummy out. Me naked. Sitting. Standing. I choose what to show people. If it gets to the point where I'm thinking I'd like to feel them inside me, I'll be sending them the full works.

My current face photo? No makeup. No clever angles. Crap hair. Poor lighting. I like it. That's why I uploaded it, not to show the real me. Well I also did because of a thread but hey ho. Not relevant. :D

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By *ixieAndHerKingCouple
over a year ago

Debauchery

Photos are our shop window, there's absolutely nothing wrong with displaying ones wares in a way that you are confidently happy with! Angles, light, cropping, changing the colour, just enhance what is already there. It's when photoshop is used or complete face filters, that, in my opinion, is wrong!

That said, it's a little disappointing if the 9 inch manmeat turns out to be just a good angle...

Cherry x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Oh I love the angles, I also love a filter.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I love making my ballbag look bigger than it actually is

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I mean, it's relatively easy to spot but so what.

We all do it.

Ordering a custom ruler with inches doubled to force the perspective and scale.

Well that's just my right. As an individual.

Necromancy innit Nero bruv.

I have decided to go low, to your high btw.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"My phone. My photos. My choices. My profiles. My filters. My necromancy.

My delights.

Is a necromancer a necrophiliac who takes them to dinner first?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Don’t we all do that? Choose the ones that make us look the best we can?

Like I’ll take about 40 pics before I get one I don’t actually mind. The other 39 go straight in the digital bin! Ok maybe it’s 50 pics but that just makes me sound like a narcissist…

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By *eroLondonMan
over a year ago

Mayfair

"My phone. My photos. My choices. My profiles. My filters. My necromancy.

My delights.

Is a necromancer a necrophiliac who takes them to dinner first?"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yes it’s okay. It’s art.

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By *hunkyBuggaMan
over a year ago

Devon

I think we are all trying to make ourselves look as good as possible be it through angles, clothes, lighting or filters etc.

I don’t see an issue with it else all the pics would be boring!

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By *.L.0460.Woman
over a year ago

Bognor Regis

"What does everyone think about a well angled picture?

I’m not talking about filters, they’re another matter all together. But I can lose 20kg from my chin alone with a well angled pic…is that ok or should they be taken without jiggery pokey!!

So is this ok? I am sure my pics put me in a far better light, than reality! But they are unfiltered non edited shots of me!

What’s everyone’s opinions…should be use good angles or just let it all flop out? "

I never use filters, but only post pics that I consider to be the most flattering, using the kindest lighting & angles. Even this makes me feel like a bit of a catfish & I always feel the need to point out this basic trickery if I'm ever paid a compliment

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By *olourmeplayfulWoman
over a year ago

Manchester

I love the good angles. I also recognise that my profile pic is very flattering to my figure making me look way more hourglass than I am, hence the other public pic to better show the real figure.

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By *iltsTSgirlTV/TS
over a year ago

Chichester

Angles are great. iPhones all have wide angle lenses and most people take selfies so it’s all distorted slightly.

I don’t view pics as an accurate image but more a rough guideline. Video chat is much more accurate and even that can be very flattering on a selfie camera

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By *oco_marsWoman
over a year ago

Stockport

I try and use a good angle, but then again I'm upfront in my profile about the mum tum and the fact I look like a croissant when I'm naked

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By *aizyWoman
over a year ago

west midlands

"Don’t we all do that? Choose the ones that make us look the best we can?

Like I’ll take about 40 pics before I get one I don’t actually mind. The other 39 go straight in the digital bin! Ok maybe it’s 50 pics but that just makes me sound like a narcissist…

If 50 makes you sound like a narcissist I'm not saying how many I take just to find one I'm happy with, I'm way past narcissism on that scale!

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I like angles but my profile is for art, not seeking men. Otherwise I'd show less cropped pics, as I'd expect a current uncropped body pic from him.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

Angles, lighting, scaffolding (or at least decent lingerie).

I don’t use filters, but I use what I have. I actually been asked a question on this today. And my answer is the same. I’m a 46 mom of three. I’m fairly firm, but I’m not quite as bionic of breast as I appear

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"Angles, lighting, scaffolding (or at least decent lingerie).

I feel it's only fair I do an appropriate boob squish check test to verify this statement

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I once met a guy with a ginormous penis. I had wrongly assumed it was all angles making it look bigger.

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Angles, lighting, scaffolding (or at least decent lingerie).

I feel it's only fair I do an appropriate boob squish check test to verify this statement

As an impartial party then I accept

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Angles, lighting, scaffolding (or at least decent lingerie).

I feel it's only fair I do an appropriate boob squish check test to verify this statement

As an impartial party then I accept

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By *omethingDifferent4FunWoman
over a year ago

Edinburgh-ish

"Angles are my friend.

We all post photos we feel are most flattering. That's just human nature "

Agree! It's hard to strike the right balance as you wouldn't want to post or share something that looks awful but equally don't want to "catfish"!

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By *he Mac LassWoman
over a year ago

Hefty Hideaway

I don’t think I hide my wibbly bits but I do prefer a good angle, a dark border type filter and a quick cover up (with an arm or lingerie) of my Michelin-esque rolls. After all I’m actively trying to get my leg over. Gotta entice them in gently before sending them the unfiltered reality

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

The combination of a flattering angle and close crop is more often than not an alert of sorts.

Slap on a filter to smooth and another for colour and you'll not know yourself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Buyer beware

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angles, lighting, scaffolding (or at least decent lingerie).

I feel it's only fair I do an appropriate boob squish check test to verify this statement

As an impartial party then I accept

Auto correct doing you dirty again

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By *istyPeaksCouple
over a year ago

braintree

"Angles, lighting, scaffolding (or at least decent lingerie).

I feel it's only fair I do an appropriate boob squish check test to verify this statement

As an impartial party then I accept

Auto correct doing you dirty again

It’s my fat, hairy trucker fingers….

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

I'm here to get laid not a passport photo.

I'll use every camera trick I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angles always matter, it's about capturing your best side. I do it to make my muscles look bigger despite the fact in real life, I look like I gave blood and forgot to say when.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm here to get laid not a passport photo.

I'll use every camera trick I know."

Why do you think blindfolds are so popular once the unsuspecting arrive

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By *herubchub OP Woman
over a year ago

Nr the sea

"The combination of a flattering angle and close crop is more often than not an alert of sorts.

Slap on a filter to smooth and another for colour and you'll not know yourself"

Darn it! I knew my close cropping was an alert!

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

"The combination of a flattering angle and close crop is more often than not an alert of sorts.

Slap on a filter to smooth and another for colour and you'll not know yourself

Darn it! I knew my close cropping was an alert! "

pfft, there's cropping and then there's close cropping

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Our profile is built on misleading/good angles.

The mr

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Far too many of our pics are well angled for us to start worrying! Why wouldn’t you want to show your most flattering pics?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You would choose the best angle surely . No harm

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

Take loads of pics from different angles and pick the one you like best

I think that’s just standard for everyone

Our current profile pic most definitely makes my cock look massive!

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By *affeine DuskMan
over a year ago

Caerphilly

"Take loads of pics from different angles and pick the one you like best

I think that’s just standard for everyone

Our current profile pic most definitely makes my cock look massive!

D."

Yeah but that thigh though

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"Take loads of pics from different angles and pick the one you like best

I think that’s just standard for everyone

Our current profile pic most definitely makes my cock look massive!

Yeah but that thigh though

That is also benefiting from the angle!

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

If you want to know if a guy has used a clever angle to snap his cock (not literally, obvs....) and make it look bigger, then there's a simple trick.

Just ask for a knee to nipple shot with him holding it.

And pay attention to the hand holding said cock. A clever angle will make any dick look bigger but it will also make it look like he has Andre the Giant's hands......

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We all do it, flattering angles, cropping our faces out and framing the photo.

I see it as an expression of yourselves in your own version of your sexy. What you like best or think are your best features that you want people to see and be attracted to.

It's something you don't necessarily see about someone in normal dating scenario.

Someone who likes their legs will photograph them the most,

Or someone with good boobs or torso, their bum and so on. So you can actually learn what someone's sexy is from their photos if you look hard enough.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"We all do it, flattering angles, cropping our faces out and framing the photo.

I see it as an expression of yourselves in your own version of your sexy. What you like best or think are your best features that you want people to see and be attracted to.

It's something you don't necessarily see about someone in normal dating scenario.

Someone who likes their legs will photograph them the most,

Or someone with good boobs or torso, their bum and so on. So you can actually learn what someone's sexy is from their photos if you look hard enough.

Nice boobs.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

I try to take the pic so it looks real…… I get quite a few message about the full frontal cock pic and size but always reply good lighting as it’s average…. What the point in lying?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone we meet will just have to find that angle and run with it.

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

"We all do it, flattering angles, cropping our faces out and framing the photo.

I see it as an expression of yourselves in your own version of your sexy. What you like best or think are your best features that you want people to see and be attracted to.

It's something you don't necessarily see about someone in normal dating scenario.

Someone who likes their legs will photograph them the most,

Or someone with good boobs or torso, their bum and so on. So you can actually learn what someone's sexy is from their photos if you look hard enough.

Your obviously seem comfortable with your entire body and all seem straight forward pics…

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I notice a fair few ladies work the angles, which I really don’t mind.

It’s the awful photoshop job for the wrinkles that hurts my eyes..

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"I'm here to get laid not a passport photo.

I'll use every camera trick I know.

Why do you think blindfolds are so popular once the unsuspecting arrive

Im not sure, I think I would need a demonstration....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Angles are fine but filters can be a bit deceiving. Especially if they have a porcelain face, a halo and dog ears.

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By *ittleMissCaliWoman
over a year ago

all loved up

"If I'm not allowed to use good angles I'm leaving

This for me too xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

As someone who was involved in this professionally for a number of years, it is all about lighting and angles.

Two of the most important skills for the photographer are knowing how to pose the model, and knowing how to light the model. There are certain angles that will only produce unflattering images, and others that will knock it out of the park. That’s not cheating, it’s how it works.

Nothing wrong with using a phone for your photos but wide angle lenses are in most cases not flattering due to the perspective distortion.

Applying digital “filters” is the work of the devil, and retouching is an art form in itself, mostly abused and overdone.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"Angles are fine but filters can be a bit deceiving. Especially if they have a porcelain face, a halo and dog ears."

I don't know what you're talking about, I naturally don't have any pores on my face...

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"As someone who was involved in this professionally for a number of years, it is all about lighting and angles.

Nothing wrong with using a phone for your photos but wide angle lenses are in most cases not flattering due to the perspective distortion.

Applying digital “filters” is the work of the devil, and retouching is an art form in itself, mostly abused and overdone. "

Unless you want that exaggerated foreshortening and the lengthening effect it has...

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By *iscean_dreamMan
over a year ago

Llanelli

If I have to start using anything but my best angles, I'm not playing anymore

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Does anyone have a protractor? I need to find a good angle.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If someone doesn't know how to use their angles/present themselves would you want to play with them?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Angles are my friend.

We all post photos we feel are most flattering. That's just human nature "

This, not so much filters, as long as it looks like me. I have had offers of photoshopping photos though. Which I find wierd.

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