FabSwingers.com forum: An assumption about yourself..

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

..that you think others would make about you on Fab?

Ours would be that we get lots of messages on here. We don't. Maybe a new one once a week.

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“Fat 34 year old guy”

Not an entirely inaccurate assumption.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

In the real world I often get called things like 'calm presence' and 'zen like'. In fab world I think I probably come across as a chaotic gobshite.

I think the whole being perceived as zen like is just the autism tbh.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Not sure, maybe that I'd fuck anyone with a pulse? Innacurate, I'm a fussy bugger and am more than happy to wait for my illusive FWB.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

That we get lots of messages & meets.

Mrs

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"That we get lots of messages & meets.

Mrs "

I think you're like the cool kids at school who are too cool for me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Not sure, maybe that I'd fuck anyone with a pulse? Innacurate, I'm a fussy bugger and am more than happy to wait for my illusive FWB."

Pretty much this!

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

"That we get lots of messages & meets.

Mrs

I think you're like the cool kids at school who are too cool for me."

Another assumption we definitely aren't cool more socially awkward female with a cuntish male half

Mrs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a miserable bitch

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

I'm a frosty bitch. Very accurate

I'm an ice queen then once I warm to people I turn into a soppy bugger, smiles, hugs and kisses all round

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

That I’m too old to be on Fab.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably that we’re fun and adventurous when in reality 99.9% of the time we’re sat on the sofa watching absolute shite on the telly.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable bitch"

Really

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

In the past, certain forumers have assumed that I’m Scottish. I ain’t. I just live here.

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By *rincess-PeachWoman
over a year ago

irrelevant

"That I’m too old to be on Fab. "

Absolutely not. Of all the places to hang around fab is definitely an older crowd.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

Judging by my inbox, that I'll fuck anyone that asks and am turned on / impressed by dismembered cock pics.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable bitch

Really

Shut up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’m moderately intelligent and fairly witty.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

That I’m aloof. I’m not aloof, I’m just shy!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"In the past, certain forumers have assumed that I’m Scottish. I ain’t. I just live here."

You never come over as Scottish.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable bitch"

Aren’t you really then?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Arrogant.

I mean it's not wrong.

But it is an assumption.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"That I’m too old to be on Fab.

Absolutely not. Of all the places to hang around fab is definitely an older crowd.

That they are to old to be on fab too.

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

To old

Out of shape

Small cock

Ugly

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

That I’m an insatiable, experienced sexy minx drowning in messages and having sex every day with different people.

None of this is true.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"That I’m an insatiable, experienced sexy minx drowning in messages and having sex every day with different people.

None of this is true."

You are *sometimes* insatiable.

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

"That I'm a miserable bitch"

With pink unicorn socks.

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

"That I'm a miserable bitch"

You're not miserable

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That, as a 50 plus male, I just want to get my leg over with anyone that will have me.

I don’t want that. I’d rather go without. I want a relationship. A proper, romantic relationship.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable bitch

Aren’t you really then?

What do you think??

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By *herryblossom_BJWoman
over a year ago

Oxfordshire/Hampshire

Single females like me get meets all the time...far from the truth. Haven't met someone for ages and it's not for not trying

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By *ranny-CrumpetWoman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

That I wear slippers, knit hats and have false teeth.

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By *rMrsBrightsideCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle

That I’m a hot wife who is desperate for sex.

Neither is true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Single male. Every hole is a goal. Obvs

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That, as a 50 plus male, I just want to get my leg over with anyone that will have me.

I don’t want that. I’d rather go without. I want a relationship. A proper, romantic relationship. "

Well, this is the place to be!

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By *eeliciouschaosWoman
over a year ago

Wherever

"That I’m an insatiable, experienced sexy minx drowning in messages and having sex every day with different people.

None of this is true.

You are *sometimes* insatiable. "

Only when with ^the right^ person.

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

I don't think enough people give a damn to make assumptions about me.

But playing along?

That I don't have sex because I enjoy talking about it.

Oh so very wrong.

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By *atnip make me purrWoman
over a year ago

Reading

I like cake

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

That I'm nice

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

That I spend my entire time dressed in stockings and a push up bra just waiting for someone to tell me they're within a mile of me so I can immediately jump on their cock and ride them like a Grand National winner.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we are here just to upload images, perv and visit the forums due to our very few verifications.

Truth is we have to plan club visits 8 or 10 weeks in advance and when we are there we don't give our fab names out, we are as active as we can be but still get called fakes as we can't meet at the drop of a hat.

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By *BootyfulDayWoman
over a year ago

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I have sort of similar when people say I must get loads of messages but it’s really not true haha must be the vibe of my profile

I am quite shy and introverted….I think as I go to lots of socials people assume I’m really confident

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That we get millions of messages

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That, as a 50 plus male, I just want to get my leg over with anyone that will have me.

I don’t want that. I’d rather go without. I want a relationship. A proper, romantic relationship.

Well, this is the place to be! "

Maybe. I (and ‘we’ when I was part of a couple) have been on fab for years. My objectives have certainly changed!

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

Hmmm dunno. That we're very serious maybe

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By *orbidden eastMan
over a year ago

london dodging electric scooters

Umm I don’t like wearing clothes? I have a decent taste in underwear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a bit stuck up, false and fake. I get that in my inbox quite a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

- That I'm extremely hard to satisfy and possibly a bitch ...I'm quite the opposite actually ...my frustration stems grom the fact that I always take the time to prepare myself and put in effort others don't.

-That I don't take shit from anyone ..this is true

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable bitch"

I'd never call you a bitch I'd use MUCH stronger words but that's just our relationship

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’m classy when I’m not…… far from it

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By *rincipessaWoman
over a year ago

your wildest dreams,

That because of my age, I’m past it and I’m desperate.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Probably that, like assumptions made about other single men, that I’m just after sex. Actually, the idea of just sitting with other people talking about the swinging lifestyle, and not necessarily about the sexual side of swinging, is just as appealing to me as the physical aspect.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That because of my age, I’m past it and I’m desperate. "

Hell no!!! Just checked your pics… you are stunning!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

Ooh that I'd be a total dickhead in person. But I'm really not just a partial dickhead

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I try not to think about what people assume about me on here. I also try not to assume anything about anyone else that I don't know properly. That's just the way my mind works I guess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable bitch

I'd never call you a bitch I'd use MUCH stronger words but that's just our relationship

Do I know you?

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

"That I'm nice

That was My answer! Biatch!!

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By *untimes wantedMan
over a year ago

Huddersfield

Judging by messages i had that because i don't want to meet anyone that means i really do.

That because i am still using fab i would cheat on my partner.

which i won't.

That my partner does not know i am still on Fab .

yes he does he has his own account.

The assumption a lot make the above is not true.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Based upon the messages that I do get I’d say the assumption is evenly split between

1) I’m horny all the time and ready to meet you right now

2) I still have a cock or that I’m happy to peg them

The biggest conclusion I draw from that is that few people who send messages read my profile

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I'm a frosty bitch. Very accurate

I'm an ice queen then once I warm to people I turn into a soppy bugger, smiles, hugs and kisses all round

I could do with some frosty right now!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"That because of my age, I’m past it and I’m desperate. "

Bitch please you have all the men in your hands!

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By *ovetolick78Man
over a year ago

The Shire

Just call me Mr Cellophane

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

That im old and past it , probably right with the lack of interest ...not complaining tho as have had many years of great times here

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x"

That you’re great.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

Mine is that I'm an annoying piece of shit. We all know many think it.

But actually I just don't take life seriously and am here for jokes and fun. I take drama elsewhere and am actually pretty damn chilled and easy going

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By *itty9899Man
over a year ago

Craggy Island

Total prat

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

That because its always me in here that Fox either doesn't exist or that I control the profile.

Couldn't be further from the truth.

This is where I spend my downtime. She's too busy chatting up potential meets and has 99% control over the inbox (bar forum related chat) and pretty much everything else.

Which is more than fine with me.

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

im one of the nice guys,,

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x"

That it would be a hot night if you were present!

S n J

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"That because its always me in here that Fox either doesn't exist or that I control the profile.

Couldn't be further from the truth.

This is where I spend my downtime. She's too busy chatting up potential meets and has 99% control over the inbox (bar forum related chat) and pretty much everything else.

Which is more than fine with me.

Doesn't matter id shag you both anyway

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x"

I assume you'd be great in bed? That help at all?

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By *ealitybitesMan
over a year ago

Belfast

Some assumptions that people have actually made and said to me are that I must be in great demand or popular and they had been reluctant to message me for that reason.

Apart from my fab bestie I haven't spoken to anyone on here in months. I used to average a new message every month but now that is probably closer to every couple of months.

Another is that I am an experienced fabber despite the fact I've never been to a club, never had group sex and have only had a handful of play meets in six years here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The “ your probably inundated “ .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x"

Similar, I've no idea, maybe that I'm a grump.

I'm open for judgement, critical or praise and all that between. (Shrugs)

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"That I'm a miserable bitch

I'd never call you a bitch I'd use MUCH stronger words but that's just our relationship

Do I know you?

We go way back, you took my virginity I didn't expect you to remember but to me it was like looking into the eye of Sauron

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x

That you’re great.

You would say that though

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x

That it would be a hot night if you were present!

S n J

I give my best but whether that translates to a hot night is another story

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By *reyToTheFairiesWoman
over a year ago

Carlisle usually

The most common ks the idea that I'm a Domme.

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By *amantha_JadeWoman
over a year ago

Newcastle

That I’m a ‘mean girl’

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x

I assume you'd be great in bed? That help at all?"

Great Bruce , thanks

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I’d shag any old hole

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By *uvery30Woman
over a year ago

Gloucestershire

That my inbox in completely full and that I will sleep/meet with anyone.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’d shag any old hole

You can choose 1 of the 3

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

Not sure anyone bothers enough to make an assumption.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’d shag any old hole

You can choose 1 of the 3"

I thought you’d never ask

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By *edeWoman
over a year ago

the abyss

"That I'm nice

That was My answer! Biatch!!

Sorry .... Not sorry

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x"

That you eat cock like your munching a Shawama wrap

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By *entlemanFoxMan
over a year ago

North East / London

"That I’m a ‘mean girl’ "

What I assume about you is that you have a great kitchen to prepare all the brilliant recipes you post.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Honest. I think people think I’m a nob.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’d shag any old hole

How old is old?

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

"Some assumptions that people have actually made and said to me are that I must be in great demand or popular and they had been reluctant to message me for that reason.

Apart from my fab bestie I haven't spoken to anyone on here in months. I used to average a new message every month but now that is probably closer to every couple of months.

Another is that I am an experienced fabber despite the fact I've never been to a club, never had group sex and have only had a handful of play meets in six years here. "

I assumed that you have a lot of friends on here and a lot of chats going on with a busy inbox.

I don't know where that assumption is based, but I'd guess part of it is that your photos are very attractive so I assume they will draw a fair amount of attention.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

"In the past, certain forumers have assumed that I’m Scottish. I ain’t. I just live here."

Illusions shattered

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"That I’m a ‘mean girl’ "

She's not she's a sweetie but she only wants to play sexy twister with me ok?!

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Honest. I think people think I’m a nob. "

Nah you were nowhere near a contender for the dickhead thread

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am a bit of a gobshite but amusing with it.

I think there's also an assumption that I would be fun to go out drinking with and not be a pervy letch.

In reality I am a horrible drinker... Really obnoxious, so I dont drink to excess any more! I can be a bit if a letch too.

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Honest. I think people think I’m a nob.

Nah you were nowhere near a contender for the dickhead thread "

Said with pride hey Brucey

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

Based on the messages I get, that I’m really hot - I’m not, I’m average at best!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest. I think people think I’m a nob. "

Hobnob

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

That I'm a fat, grumpy, depressed, piss head that must be gagging for it because I'm fat and old, and will fall.on any cock that approaches me.

Truth, I'm a fat, grumpy, bad tempered craft beer lover who has heard all.this shit before and can't be arsed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest. I think people think I’m a nob.

Nah you were nowhere near a contender for the dickhead thread "

I know.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I receive loads of messages and people asking to meet me.

It really isn't like that unfortunately.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"Honest. I think people think I’m a nob.

Nah you were nowhere near a contender for the dickhead thread

Said with pride hey Brucey

If you're good at something be proud of it right? It's all I got while you others have the sex

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly don't know

What do other's assume?

Em x

That it would be a hot night if you were present!

S n J

I give my best but whether that translates to a hot night is another story

You are hot! End of!

S n J

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Honest. I think people think I’m a nob.

Hobnob"

This shouldn’t make me laugh. Hahaha.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

That I'm fake as I don't have any photos on my profile

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Honest. I think people think I’m a nob.

Nah you were nowhere near a contender for the dickhead thread

Said with pride hey Brucey

If you're good at something be proud of it right? It's all I got while you others have the sex

Strengths baby strengths. Know them play to them

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

"Illusions shattered

Ooops.

(SorryNotSorry)

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

i wouldn't have an idea. Happy enough in my ignorance too

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By *ellinever70Woman
over a year ago

Ayrshire

That I have a miserable life

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

Forums not sure to be honest. Not sure how I would take me!

Generally based on interactions.

I want my cock sucked by men. So much empirical evidence I now wonder myself.

I have a harem of women. True obviously.

I didn't think you were interested in me. Often a mutual misconception.

I say I want intimacy to get in women's knickers. Or I am looking for a girlfriend. I like that I get both ends of the spectrum on that one.

Oh...

I didn't think you'd be into that. I get that one a lot.

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By *rive u crazyMan
over a year ago

Sheffield

I’d love to know what people assume. It would great to get messages about it. Even you suck because your old, you’re boring, … Probably, most of the assumptions are true

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Boring, ugly old fart..

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By *eliWoman
over a year ago

"Oh...

I didn't think you'd be into that. I get that one a lot."

Yes, why are people surprised? There was a recent thread, Hans, I'm hoping you can guess which one. Someone actually messaged me to express their disappointment in my occasional predilection.

Oh people.:D

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By *obyn GravesTV/TS
over a year ago

1127 walnut avenue

That I'm someone to be avoided... I'm like the fucking Millwall of the trannies..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I’ve had very different assumptions over the years, but the most memorable one that I’ve had a few times is that I can’t have standards cos I’m fat and therefore desperate so shouldn’t turn anyone down.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

"Oh...

I didn't think you'd be into that. I get that one a lot.

Yes, why are people surprised? There was a recent thread, Hans, I'm hoping you can guess which one. Someone actually messaged me to express their disappointment in my occasional predilection.

Oh people.:D"

I haven't had time to check all the threads today. I do have a hunch, but it could also be my imagination running wild.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

"..that you think others would make about you on Fab?

Ours would be that we get lots of messages on here. We don't. Maybe a new one once a week.

Huh. That has surprised me actually.

People possibly assume that I smile a lot

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"..that you think others would make about you on Fab?

Ours would be that we get lots of messages on here. We don't. Maybe a new one once a week.

Huh. That has surprised me actually.

People possibly assume that I smile a lot

We must somehow put people off us

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I’m aloof. I’m not aloof, I’m just shy!"

You can rub my back anytime. Oh, I thought you said you were a loofah

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By *inger_SnapWoman
over a year ago

Hampshire/Dorset

"Single females like me get meets all the time...far from the truth. Haven't met someone for ages and it's not for not trying

Same!

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By *olbornsubguyMan
over a year ago

london

That my “no guy refused who wants to fuck me” means I get lots of old/fat/ugly fucks. Ok, I get the odd few (and some are great shags) but most are hot horny mid 20s guys who don’t want the faff of having to make conversation first

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

That I’m a pedantic twat who doesn’t take anything seriously.

That I’m a pretty boy with a lolloping gert swinger and a cast of admiring ladies.

That I can cum 2 liters at least five time during my sex on you.

One of these is true, but I’m not telling you which.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I always respond to messages

My poor ADHD brain can’t always keep up and I think I’ve replied when I haven’t

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By *lexanderSupertrampMan
over a year ago

Gourock

I honestly have no idea if anyone has made an assumption about me.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Something. Something. CHRISTMAS!!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

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By *ady LickWoman
over a year ago

Northampton Somewhere

I think people might think I'm aloof. Whatever!!! (Jokes)

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"I think people might think I'm aloof. Whatever!!! (Jokes)"

I just think you're a woof!

Wait I don't mean a bitch I mean uhhh, help me here boys!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

I really don't know what assumptions people make of me, I can draw my conclusions after being blocked by others with no personal interaction. But then what others think about me is none of my business

What is my business is what I think about myself

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a total bitch which isn't the case, just because I won't put up with bullshit people try to give and will stand up for myself.

You get labelled for it and it's more a them issue than mine.

I'd much rather be labelled as a bitch than a snowflake (I need everyone to love me) pansie.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Since when have you been fussy?

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"That I'm a total bitch which isn't the case, just because I won't put up with bullshit people try to give and will stand up for myself.

You get labelled for it and it's more a them issue than mine.

I'd much rather be labelled as a bitch than a snowflake (I need everyone to love me) pansie.

Omg you're not a bitch Boo ..

You're way worse

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I honestly have no idea if anyone has made an assumption about me. "

I thought you was a quiet man, soon proved me wrong after spending a weekend with you!

#filth#

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I dread to think

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By *avinaTVTV/TS
over a year ago

Transsexual Transylvania

I can't imagine what people think of me, if anything. Although, women seem to think I'd be fun to have a coffee and a gossip with, maybe spend an afternoon shopping.

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By *ehindHerEyesCouple
over a year ago

SomewhereOnlyWeKnow

For us it would be that we don't want to meet anyone as we want space for our relationship.

When in fact it's the opposite we are looking to meet and have done for a long while, we just only meet as a couple..

Tinder x

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By *ntrigued32Couple
over a year ago

Nottingham

"..that you think others would make about you on Fab?

Ours would be that we get lots of messages on here. We don't. Maybe a new one once a week.

this has surprised me! Probably my favourite inbox on here!!

People often assume we are seasoned swingers

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Not what you said in Northampton in the toilets

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Not what you said in Northampton in the toilets

I'm sober now

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Not what you said in Northampton in the toilets

I'm sober now

No excuses now Grumpy, you've met me so must love me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Not what you said in Northampton in the toilets

I'm sober now

No excuses now Grumpy, you've met me so must love me

Offer him cake n custard and the rumour is he soon looses his pants!

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Not what you said in Northampton in the toilets

I'm sober now

No excuses now Grumpy, you've met me so must love me

Offer him cake n custard and the rumour is he soon looses his pants! "

This is the key Ghandi

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Not what you said in Northampton in the toilets

I'm sober now

No excuses now Grumpy, you've met me so must love me

Offer him cake n custard and the rumour is he soon looses his pants!

This is the key Ghandi

Looks like your keeping those pants on as I'm eating all thr cake n custard

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone say custard?

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford

"Someone say custard?

I love custard

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By *riar BelisseWoman
over a year ago

Delightful Bliss

I'm not sure, I'm pretty transparent on here, so most know lots about me already, to not make assumptions

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I know what certain people think of me ( no fucks given )..

But mates know the real me and that's what matters

You're still not sucking my cock sorry

Not what you said in Northampton in the toilets

I'm sober now

No excuses now Grumpy, you've met me so must love me

Offer him cake n custard and the rumour is he soon looses his pants!

This is the key Ghandi

Keep your key, I've got a spoon and off to find me some cake....

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy "

Get in ma belly

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

Fucks sake can't leave you lot for two seconds

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

Get in ma belly "

Hot or cold

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

We'll ambrosia the lot of ya!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

Get in ma belly

Hot or cold "

Either or. I don’t discriminate

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

Get in ma belly

Hot or cold

Either or. I don’t discriminate

Are you licking the pot clean

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

Get in ma belly

Hot or cold

Either or. I don’t discriminate

I do cold custard can do one

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

Get in ma belly

Hot or cold

Either or. I don’t discriminate

I do cold custard can do one

Grumpy!

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By *aucasian GhandiMan
over a year ago

from my dad's left nut (Warwick)

"We'll ambrosia the lot of ya! "

Plenty of custard for you to share

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon

Don’t think I’ve been on here long enough for people to make assumptions…..

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny

"Don’t think I’ve been on here long enough for people to make assumptions….."

Oh. I assumed you’d been on here for ages.

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By *rumpyMcFuckNuggetMan
over a year ago

Den of Iniquity

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

Get in ma belly

Hot or cold

Either or. I don’t discriminate

I do cold custard can do one

Grumpy!"

You can have it cold and ill warm you up after

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I've been called a dark horse before, I think people make the assumption that I'm fairly innocent which I guess is fair enough but always a nice surprise when they see otherwise

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Someone say custard?

Ambrosia fluffy

Get in ma belly

Hot or cold

Either or. I don’t discriminate

I do cold custard can do one

What, even in trifle? That’s taking it too far, won’t hear a bad word said about trifle

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By *oubleswing2019Man
over a year ago

Colchester

That we're too demanding in our profile ?for 99% of the folks on this site. But that's ok. We don't mind.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I am super confident maybe?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I have my pick of men on fab.....

Total bollocks.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm not having fun.

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By *lamdaddyMan
over a year ago

London

"That I'm not having fun. "

Are you though? Like, really?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm not having fun.

Are you though? Like, really?"

Oh but I am

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By *ammy 1973Woman
over a year ago

glasgow

Folk assume …

That women have an easy time on fab

Big girls are desperate and should take any offer that comes their way

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

That I'm a lorry driver called Derek.

I'm actually a builder.

D x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"That I'm a lorry driver called Derek.

I'm actually a builder.

D x"

Alright, Derek!

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By *hunky GentMan
over a year ago

Maldon and Peterborough

I assume this thread over over.

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