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It should be against the law but it isn't ????

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross

Seagulls on chimney pots squawking from sun up to dark .... and dive bombing every passer by. vicious little bastards

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Litter...oh wait

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London

Talking loudly on the phone on public transport.

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By *stbury DavenportMan
over a year ago

Nottingham

- Queuejumping.

- Spam email.

- Making noise in the quiet carriage.

And when I say illegal, I mean a hefty custodial sentence. Not a slap-on-the-wrist fine so rich people can carry on doing it.

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


" - Queuejumping.

- Spam email.

- Making noise in the quiet carriage.

And when I say illegal, I mean a hefty custodial sentence. Not a slap-on-the-wrist fine so rich people can carry on doing it. "

Well how about - fine the poor but punch the rich ?

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By *ranny-Crumpet OP   Woman
over a year ago

The Town by The Cross


"Talking loudly on the phone on public transport. "

I wouldn't mind so much but the THINGS they talk about in public !

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

Being on my road, when I am on it. Just fuck off and use one of the others, bloody commuters!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Talking loudly on the phone on public transport. "

Yes! We took a coach recently and the driver asked everyone to use headsets. Bliss.

T.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Faffing. Faffy faffers who faff about.

Gets right on my tits.

Get on with it!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being grumpy on sunny days.

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Sunday drivers

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Phone conversations on loudspeaker in public. Drives me mad!

Mr

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By *he love catsCouple
over a year ago

South Wales

Eating and talking at the same time or chewing loudly and making loud breathing noises.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being topless in public, I don't care how ripped you are!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Phone conversations on loudspeaker in public. Drives me mad!

Mr"

I think it should be illegal to be outraged if I want to chip in those conversations! Heh.

Imagine, if they were having "discussion" about someone and you shouted: Yeah, she sounds like a right bitch! I'd stay away from her if I was you.

T

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being grumpy on sunny days. "

Lock me.up

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being grumpy on sunny days.

Lock me.up

"

‘This one here, officer!!’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being grumpy on sunny days.

Lock me.up

‘This one here, officer!!’"

Can the cells be dark and cold please. You can throw in one of those sexy bad boy types as well.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

People towing caravans down the M5 when they only do it once a year, drive at 70+ and don't indicate when overtaking trucks.

Some of that already is of course...but they should have to pass a test to tow.

Fucking liabilities........

A

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Wasps

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Being grumpy on sunny days.

Lock me.up

‘This one here, officer!!’

Can the cells be dark and cold please. You can throw in one of those sexy bad boy types as well. "

You a rotten to the core

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Mosquitos and horse flies.

Fucking pointless bitey disease spreaders.....

A

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By *hav02Man
over a year ago

Glasgow/London

Holding and using a mobile phone while driving...o wait

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

Stopping suddenly in the middle of the pavement.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The pop,crackle exhausts. Not only are they a noise pollutant but reduce economy upto 15%.

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By *a LunaWoman
over a year ago

South Wales

Birds throwing nesting material onto my conservatory roof. They put a bit too much welly into the process.

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante


"Mosquitos and horse flies.

Fucking pointless bitey disease spreaders.....

A"

Skin so soft by Avon, absolute game changer. I smother myself in it at night and those bitey bastards leave me alone!

As for horseflys, 'NafOff' used to work pretty well on the horses.

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Mosquitos and horse flies.

Fucking pointless bitey disease spreaders.....

A

Skin so soft by Avon, absolute game changer. I smother myself in it at night and those bitey bastards leave me alone!

As for horseflys, 'NafOff' used to work pretty well on the horses."

Skin so soft has been used by the marines for years. The bastards always seem to sneak up on me in the middle of the night whilst asleep. May have to finally get round to hanging the mozzie net I bought at IKEA a few years back

Horse flies seem to prefer me to the horses sadly.

A

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By *obandruthCouple
over a year ago

wolverhampton


"Seagulls on chimney pots squawking from sun up to dark .... and dive bombing every passer by. vicious little bastards"

Is that the people or the seagulls.

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,

Using public roads for local cycle club races/time trials,whilst expecting all other road users to accept the delays and increased risk to all because a cyclist is concentrating on racing instead of the road/traffic/road markings/signs etc

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Horses on roads.

They are agricultural beasts of burden. Get them pulling a plough!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *he SmiffsCouple
over a year ago

Swindon


"The pop,crackle exhausts. Not only are they a noise pollutant but reduce economy upto 15%."

This .

Noisy little twats that treat the roads like a race track at 1am. Total disregard for other road users and pedestrians, as well as frightening the crap out of wildlife.

Ban the little shits and crush their cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking loud any where

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

In St Ives they attack holiday makers in groups

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Talking loudly on the phone on public transport.

I wouldn't mind so much but the THINGS they talk about in public !"

It's not so bad, but some people don't speak in English and I can't listen to their private conversations

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Brown sauce.

The mr

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester


"In St Ives they attack holiday makers in groups "
killer seagulls your fish n chips a gonner

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By *lik and PaulCouple
over a year ago

Flagrante

Ants...especially the flying ones.

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay


"Sunday drivers"
on a bloody Monday Tuesday Wednesday Thursday Friday

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry


"The pop,crackle exhausts. Not only are they a noise pollutant but reduce economy upto 15%.

This .

Noisy little twats that treat the roads like a race track at 1am. Total disregard for other road users and pedestrians, as well as frightening the crap out of wildlife.

Ban the little shits and crush their cars "

This is one of those things I can't understand the attraction of. It's like the decision making of a six year old. Spending £££ to make your car go BRRRRRRMMMMM.

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay


"In St Ives they attack holiday makers in groups "
so is it best to walk alone in st Ives perfect for billy no mates here ??

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By *ad NannaWoman
over a year ago

East London


"Ants...especially the flying ones."

June bugs

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By *heRazorsEdgeMan
over a year ago

Wales/ All over UK

Ticket scalpers… or scalpers in general

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cats shitting in my garden

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By *ackandtheunicornCouple
over a year ago

liverpool

People who walk around and hold their phone horizontally and scream into it. what's wrong with holding a phone properly

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By *he SmiffsCouple
over a year ago

Swindon


"Cats shitting in my garden"

Exactly Cats should be kept on a lead and walked the same as dogs. Owners should also be made to carry shit bags and clear up after their crapping cats

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West

People who walk slowly and use their phones. I'm trying to whizz past at about 20mph in my wheelchair, folks. Move!

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Talking loudly on the phone on public transport. "

Talking on the phone on public transport

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


" - Queuejumping.

- Spam email.

- Making noise in the quiet carriage.

And when I say illegal, I mean a hefty custodial sentence. Not a slap-on-the-wrist fine so rich people can carry on doing it.

Well how about - fine the poor but punch the rich ?"

A slap on the face rather than a slap on the wrist?

With you all the way.

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Phone conversations on loudspeaker in public. Drives me mad!

Mr

I think it should be illegal to be outraged if I want to chip in those conversations! Heh.

Imagine, if they were having "discussion" about someone and you shouted: Yeah, she sounds like a right bitch! I'd stay away from her if I was you.

T"

It’s something I have longed to do: just join in the conversation in a casual manner.

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By *illybeachboyMan
over a year ago

Guernsey

Not having your payment ready when boarding the bus.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Talking with a scouse accent

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By *aggonerMan
over a year ago

for a penny


"Talking with a scouse accent "

Especially when it’s genuine.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Queue jumping

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By *orksRockerMan
over a year ago

Bradford

Adding someone in you're shoulders at a gig.... About 20 people behind you have lost their view immediately!

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

Not wearing deodorant at the gym

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By *un GentMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Wearing Crocks with socks!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Wearing Crocks with socks!!!!"

You wear your crocs barefoot everytime?

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling

Alcohol.

Yeah I said it.

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By *akey.r8Man
over a year ago

Travelling with work

3 day hangovers. Why so they exist?!

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Those with a sense of entitlement.....and John Redwood!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alcohol.

Yeah I said it. "

Americans tried that once. Didn't go so well

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Alcohol.

Yeah I said it.

Americans tried that once. Didn't go so well "

They tried to remake the inbetweeners too

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

State owned football clubs

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By *hroatQueen_CATV/TS
over a year ago

Carlisle

TV Licence? Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Love Island

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle


"Love Island"

Definitely mate seems like the last cunt just finished and it back again

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Alcohol.

Yeah I said it.

Americans tried that once. Didn't go so well "

Well of course, but look how they are handling guns. If they can't handle that...

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By *lan157Man
over a year ago

a village near Haywards Heath in East Sussex

People who say " it's to hot for me" when we have so few truly warm days

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By *ndycoinsMan
over a year ago

Whaley Bridge,Nr Buxton,


"Alcohol.

Yeah I said it.

Americans tried that once. Didn't go so well

Well of course, but look how they are handling guns. If they can't handle that... "

Firearms legislation tighter than ours is not being enforced,that's the problem.The FBI are signing off on licence applications without doing the checks.However most shootings are carried out by people who don't have a licence and the gun is not registered,in other words the firearm itself is illegal as well as the person who possesses it.We banned handguns in this Country after Dunblane(another loony like Michael Ryan-Hungerford,known to the Police who should of and could of lawfully been stopped).There was lawful reason for the Police to stop Raul Moat.After that,over 100 licences in that area were revoked when the Police started to do their job properly.we have more handguns and more shootings than when they were legal on a licence.simple reason,once they were banned their value went through the roof,they became a very lucrative/high profit commodity for organised crime or anyone taking the chance of importing and dealing.But it was more important for the politicians of the day to con the public into believing they were doing something effective,than to actually do what was needed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"People who say " it's to hot for me" when we have so few truly warm days "

My man

*Denzel voice*

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By *aitonelMan
over a year ago

Travelling


"Alcohol.

Yeah I said it.

Americans tried that once. Didn't go so well

Well of course, but look how they are handling guns. If they can't handle that...

Firearms legislation tighter than ours is not being enforced,that's the problem.The FBI are signing off on licence applications without doing the checks.However most shootings are carried out by people who don't have a licence and the gun is not registered,in other words the firearm itself is illegal as well as the person who possesses it.We banned handguns in this Country after Dunblane(another loony like Michael Ryan-Hungerford,known to the Police who should of and could of lawfully been stopped).There was lawful reason for the Police to stop Raul Moat.After that,over 100 licences in that area were revoked when the Police started to do their job properly.we have more handguns and more shootings than when they were legal on a licence.simple reason,once they were banned their value went through the roof,they became a very lucrative/high profit commodity for organised crime or anyone taking the chance of importing and dealing.But it was more important for the politicians of the day to con the public into believing they were doing something effective,than to actually do what was needed."

K bro

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By *inky_couple2020Couple
over a year ago

North West


"3 day hangovers. Why so they exist?!"

See the comment above yours for the answer!

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By *uckmonkeyMan
over a year ago

devon


"Being grumpy on sunny days.

Lock me.up

‘This one here, officer!!’

Can the cells be dark and cold please. You can throw in one of those sexy bad boy types as well. "

As long as he keeps his top on…. Obviously

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By *oding1Man
over a year ago

marlow

Being young!!!

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By *andycandy88Woman
over a year ago

Northolt

Mind games

Playing tennis with a person's emotions getting a person's hopes up very nasty thing to do

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Being as attractive to women as I am

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Riding bikes on the pavement. I don't care if your child is too young to ride on the road, take them somewhere safe where it's legal!

People at checkouts who allow all their stuff to be scanned before they look for their wallet.

Men who catch me eyeing up the bulge in their jeans/suit pants

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By *owdenguyMan
over a year ago

howden


"Being topless in public, I don't care how ripped you are!!!"

What do you find so annoying about it ?

Surely more flesh on show is a god thing ?

Us men wouldn’t complain about topless women lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Lying about your age on this site.

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By *asterR and slut mayaMan
over a year ago

Bradford


"Talking loudly on the phone on public transport. "

People talking on buses

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