FabSwingers.com forum: What is your best line to end an argument

By *usman 199 OP Man
over a year ago

Stockport

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By *estarossa.Woman
over a year ago

Flagrante

I am disappointed with you.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Well you can't fix stupid.

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Winner!!!!!

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By *entleman.kMan
over a year ago

close by

And?

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By *929Man
over a year ago

newcastle

I try not to argue mostly, my strategy is to not take it seriously and come up with idiotic responses to annoy them further and think this cunts a fucking idiot I’m not wasting any more time on him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This conversation is over.

I'm done.

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By *addad99Man
over a year ago

Rotherham /newquay

Loser loser

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You're a shit shag anyway !

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By *oggoneMan
over a year ago

Derry

I check my quiver for retorts and putdowns and select the appropriate barb for the target after a careful assessment of their vulnerabilities.

Most of the time I don't know what I'm gonna say.

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By *ansoffateMan
over a year ago

Sagittarius A

I guess we will have to agree to disagree.

If you are so certain why do you need me to agree with you?

Chuppa mis huevos.

Feel free to slam the door behind you on your way out.

I think that says more about you than it does me. (Situational - projection)

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By *oodmessMan
over a year ago

yumsville

There was once a Liverpudlian girl going wild in for some reason, everyone was backing off as she started taking shoes off... 'you know who I am - you know where I'm from' type of thing. All I said was 'Newcastle', it stumped her foundation.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

But !

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By *stellaWoman
over a year ago

London

Dunning-Kruger.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Aye, nae bother

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

OK darling.

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

I Look at the person, briefly look away, look at them once again, nod 3 times and follow with ‘Okay’ and finally a smile (no teeth shown).

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By *ibennyMan
over a year ago

rutherglen

Fuck you .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

‘Ok.’

Or ‘say Nuttin’/ ‘Say no more’

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Yeah... just fuck off then.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

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By *egasus NobMan
over a year ago

Merton

Silent treatment or not engaging.

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By *ose-tinted GlassesMan
over a year ago

Glasgow / London

“I know you are but what am I?”

It’s a classic.

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Ok.

Nothing more.

Mrs

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By *D of funCouple
over a year ago

Northampton

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By *ustus555Couple
over a year ago

NG 21

OK. It drives ppl mad. They think thier right but just plants a seed.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Blowjob?

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

"“I know you are but what am I?”

It’s a classic."

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By *elix SightedMan
over a year ago

Cloud 8

Yes, dear.

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By *addy bareMan
over a year ago

lakeside

Let's go to bed and make up.

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By *imi_RougeWoman
over a year ago

Portsmouth

If you say so

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By *ucka39Man
over a year ago

Newcastle

Catch you later I'm off to the pub or just sneak out sounds more sensible

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By *oxyvixen99Woman
over a year ago

Newtownabbey

Enough

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By *punkandSquirtCouple
over a year ago

High Peak

Ok now off you fuck

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By *icecouple561Couple
Forum Mod
over a year ago

East Sussex

If they're right I say "you're right"

If i believe them to be wrong I either say "we'll have to agree to disagree" or nothing

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Cunt

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By *ts the taking part thatMan
over a year ago

southampton

Calm down luv.

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By *ust RachelTV/TS
over a year ago

Horsham

Ask what sloution is needed to stop the argument, then give it and walk away.

You don't have to mean it, but it makes the other person feel better.

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By *ittle Miss BipolarWoman
over a year ago

Up My Own Arse Apparently

"Your first mistake was assuming I give a fuck".

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Would you like chocolates or a massage?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Blowjob? "

At this point I was just about to argue with this but couldn’t!!

Kudos poster!!! Kudos!!!

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By *oo..Woman
over a year ago

Boo's World

Sounds like a "you" problem to me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

You’re right…..

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By *andyfloss2000Woman
over a year ago

ashford

Whatever!

I'm done!

If on txt rolly eye emoji!

If u say so!

Have a nice day!

I'm bored now!

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By *ichaelsmyMan
over a year ago

douglas

What do you want me to say?

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By *opman121Man
over a year ago

stoke on trent

End of

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By *ezebel100Woman
over a year ago

Birmingham

Whatever

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset

Yeah, but that's not what it said on YouTube. I DID MY OWN RESEARCH!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Yeah, but that's not what it said on YouTube. I DID MY OWN RESEARCH!!

I had an argument with someone that litteraly said “the guy in a taxi told me…..”

I broke down laughing.

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By *hrista BellendWoman
over a year ago

surrounded by twinkly lights

Let's Agree to Disagree

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like chocolates or a massage?

Really?! How come you've never tried that with me!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Would you like chocolates or a massage?

Really?! How come you've never tried that with me!

I have. I just hadn’t got past the “chocolate” offer yet.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I tend not to rise to an argument I think that bugs the other person more. There looking for a reaction, so I don't give them one. Silence is more powerful.

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By *he_Secret_GardenWoman
over a year ago

Naughty Lane

"You're a shit shag anyway ! "

that's a good one.lol

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By *izzy.Woman
over a year ago

Stoke area

Let me think about it and we'll discuss it when you've calmed down.

I hate confrontation, so I talk quietly if someone is shouting, it confuses them and takes the heat out of the situation.

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By *dmundwilsonMan
over a year ago

Llandudno

An argument ought be a win for both sides who in a non prejudicial paRadigm would seek a pragmatic, informed, progressive consensus, rather than ‘win’. Teally tje ‘winner’ is the one whose opinion is most valuably altered by the exchange.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Whatever "

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By *e renard de la campagneMan
over a year ago

Surrey mostly when over

Enthusiastically start to agree with them, often drives them crackers xx

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

This ^

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By *herry delightWoman
over a year ago

Ilfracombe

I love you but not your behaviour.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Nothing ...dont give them ammo to in any way to continue ..thb they can't stand it either...they can have all the confrontation they want but not with me..if they want to argue ..off they go .. plenty of room.

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By *uriousscouserWoman
over a year ago

Wirral

Depends on the argument. If it's something important or someone I care for then I will ask them how we can resolve it and what they need from me and try to de-escalate that way.

If it's a randomer then I tend to go with "cool story" and excuse myself to go and stand somewhere (anywhere!) else.

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By *eliciousDiva69Woman
over a year ago

Schitts Creek

I’m done. Not mad, not upset. Just done!

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By *MisschiefxTV/TS
over a year ago

London

Firstly don't get drawn into an argument. But if you do arguments are never about the thing they're about, there is always another reason the argument came up so address that like an adult who can communicate.

When I was more immature though my response was "I'll see you later, let me know who won tomorrow"

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By *nightsoftheCoffeeTableCouple
over a year ago

Leeds

Just laugh and call them a dickhead. Before walking off.

I don’t argue these days.

The mr

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By *agerMorganMan
over a year ago

Canvey Island

“I’ll leave it there and leave you to it”

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By *lay 4 your plessureMan
over a year ago

Wigan

I just don't get involved in arguments, I'll just say "I'm not going to argue with you." I'll talk things through once the anger has subsided if it needs it or just forget about it and move on if it was over something stupid.

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By *hruxtonrboyMan
over a year ago

shurburn in elmet

Sorted so I will put the kettle on

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By *annabarberaCouple
over a year ago

Staffs

I'm right your wrong get used to it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I could agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There we are then.

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By *ittle Miss TinkerbellWoman
over a year ago

your head

I'd rather end it with an actual conversation as the argument started for a reason so let's deal with it but I do have a habit of saying stuff like if you say so, fine, whatever, I'm done etc or I walk away until I've calmed down a bit.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I won’t get this time back so I’ll cut my losses here.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'm having a heart attack

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By *llitnilMan
over a year ago

Shirehampton

I usually hold up one finger and say 'can I just stop you there?". Then completely change the subject.

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By *EAT..85Woman
over a year ago

Nottingham

We'll agree to disagree. Used to drive my ex insane

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

Yes dear

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The one time I was in a savage argument with my partner like proper screaming match. I took the vinegar out the cupboard, slammed it on the table and said here have some vinegar with your salt.

Safe to say the argument was over in 2 seconds as we were howling

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By *ellanbennyCouple
over a year ago

cambs

Yes dear, you are right.

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By *amierebelMan
over a year ago

nae danger.

OK, whilst nodding (granted this may never end the argument but you win based on the rage on there face)

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"I fucked your brother"

Use it in all personal and professional arguements.

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By *eneralKenobiMan
over a year ago

North Angus

Wheesht or I’ll poop in your coffee

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

-apology accepted,

-I didn't apologise!!

-I know that's what makes me the bigger person

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"I'm going for a wank"

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If you say so !!

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By *idlandiaMan
over a year ago

Birmingham

Point behind them saying "look!, a squirrel!"

Leg it whilst their heads turned.

Job done.

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By *hameleons69Woman
over a year ago

good ship lollipop

"There we are then. "

This

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

I would agree with you but the wed both be wrong xx

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By *endydick.CumbersnatchMan
over a year ago

"well, your dad sucked it and he has good taste".

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By *ensuallover1000Man
over a year ago

Somewhere In The Ether…

‘Prepare to die!’

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Your sister is a better shag anyway

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By *atonMan
over a year ago

barnet

Your right

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Laters darling

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By *ex HolesMan
over a year ago

Up North

Now go make us a cup of tea love x

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By *hePerkyPumpkinTV/TS
over a year ago

Bristol

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(that is supposed to be silence btw)

Just look at them and say nothing, when you know you're right you don't actually need to say anything.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Use one of the shitty lines they used on you back on them.

Guaranteed to piss them off completely.

Usually I go silent and walk away and then cry. But if you utterly piss me off I do the former.

But....

One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Death comes to us all

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By *odgerMooreMan
over a year ago

Carlisle

"Use one of the shitty lines they used on you back on them.

Guaranteed to piss them off completely.

Usually I go silent and walk away and then cry. But if you utterly piss me off I do the former.

But....

One of the truest signs of maturity is the ability to disagree with someone while still remaining respectful."

And not saying shut up you big smelly poo!!

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By *atnayCouple
over a year ago

STEVENAGE

So many arguments with my eight year old.

Say nothing, just look at them with the teacher glare.. Then go on strike.

When her uniform wasnt washed, her dinner wasnt on the table and her access to the TV denied. She soon came round to my way or the highway lol.

Works on hubby too.

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By *IM45Man
over a year ago

Doncaster

Oh yeah, well I shagged your mum……

Not really I love you ??

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By *imon_hydeMan
over a year ago

Stockport

No, you fuck off!

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By *ipShakerMan
over a year ago

Gateshead

No wonder nobody likes you. Just to create that self doubt and paranoia that everyone is slagging them off behind their back.

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By *ewhere202230Man
over a year ago

H Town

Oh fuck off you mug

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

If it’s with the wife, I usually call her by her mums name then say sorry my mistake.

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By *onny boy cMan
over a year ago

chorlton

I smile and say ok you have a good day

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By *TG3Man
over a year ago

Dorchester

F off

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By *gentlemanMan
over a year ago

liverpool

I couldn’t care less

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fair enough

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By *icentiousCouple
over a year ago

Up on them there hills

Glad you don’t fly airoplanes

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

"I am disappointed with you."

What's even better is the complete

"I'm not mad, I'm just disappointed"

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By *ubikslongswordMan
over a year ago

East Grinstead

I think my favourite is

"Don't be sorry, be better"

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By *ob and DeeWoman
over a year ago

crook

I wont be coming to yours ever again.

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By *aGaGagging for itCouple
over a year ago

Newcastle upon Tyne

'Go to B&Q, get some 4x2, nails and a hammer, build a bridge, and get the fuck over it!'

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By *astshagMan
over a year ago

Bexhill

If I wanted to listen to an arsehole, I’d fart

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By *ootyfruityCouple
over a year ago

andover

No you are!!

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