FabSwingers.com forum: UN-Sexiest car ever........

By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Following on from previous thread so whats the most un sexiest car in your opinion ??

I have a few lol.......

Range Rover Evoke

Porsche Cayenne

Any Lada lol

The upcoming Bentley 4X4 YUK !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

OMG they are pretty ugly i have to say lol loads of taxi's in bristol are multipla's i wont get in one lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really dont like new Range Rover posh help with .... its just not nice the real shape is iconic .

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Audis.... designed by robots with no passion

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Fiat multipla

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"I really dont like new Range Rover posh help with .... its just not nice the real shape is iconic ."

Its horrible i was so disappointed and wouldnt have one out of pricipal that she helped design the interior lol !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

OMG they are pretty ugly i have to say lol loads of taxi's in bristol are multipla's i wont get in one lol !!

Biggest consolation of owning one was that driving it meant I didn't have to see what it looked like.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

OMG they are pretty ugly i have to say lol loads of taxi's in bristol are multipla's i wont get in one lol !!

Biggest consolation of owning one was that driving it meant I didn't have to see what it looked like.

why oh why did u buy it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

OMG they are pretty ugly i have to say lol loads of taxi's in bristol are multipla's i wont get in one lol !!

Biggest consolation of owning one was that driving it meant I didn't have to see what it looked like.

Hope you did the right thing and did an insurance job lol !!!

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By *eavenNhellCouple
over a year ago

carrbrook stalybridge

that sssongyog 4x4 thing that was out a few years ago awfull

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

OMG they are pretty ugly i have to say lol loads of taxi's in bristol are multipla's i wont get in one lol !!

Biggest consolation of owning one was that driving it meant I didn't have to see what it looked like.

why oh why did u buy it"

We needed the space, had three kids of my own and another lodging with me. Plus my partner was an architect and the ugly outside but practical inside tickled his sense of humour. Don't worry, I sold it as soon as I had less kids to ferry around.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

OMG they are pretty ugly i have to say lol loads of taxi's in bristol are multipla's i wont get in one lol !!

Biggest consolation of owning one was that driving it meant I didn't have to see what it looked like.

why oh why did u buy it

How much did you get a fiver ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Interesting that top gear voted the Lexus coupe as the worst car in the world, mind you its a pretty ugly looking thing lol !!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Fiat Multipla ..... I had one once ..... the kids refused to be seen in it.

OMG they are pretty ugly i have to say lol loads of taxi's in bristol are multipla's i wont get in one lol !!

Biggest consolation of owning one was that driving it meant I didn't have to see what it looked like.

why oh why did u buy it

How much did you get a fiver ?? lol

even better, FIAT dealer came and bought it as they hadn't any in the area at that time, my partner and I had ours built in Holland and collected it there. So FIAT were happy to have mine and I got virtually what I'd paid for it. Bonus!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting that top gear voted the Lexus coupe as the worst car in the world, mind you its a pretty ugly looking thing lol !!!

what does clarkson know anyway hes a knob

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Interesting that top gear voted the Lexus coupe as the worst car in the world, mind you its a pretty ugly looking thing lol !!!

what does clarkson know anyway hes a knob"

Thats as maybe but he knows cars thats a given !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars"

Ok so obviously you dont like him, but i think considering he has been in the industry for god knows how long he has a little more knowledge of cars than most !!

Thats a bit like saying David Cameron is a twat that knows a little about politics..... oh hang on ?? lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Austin Princess

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

[Removed by poster at 28/01/13 09:43:52]

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

There is only one car worthy of this ignominious claim: The Citroen C2V.

I saw one on the hard shoulder of the M1 completely engulfed in flames and I couldn't help thinking, "Nice funeral."

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars

Ok so obviously you dont like him, but i think considering he has been in the industry for god knows how long he has a little more knowledge of cars than most !!

Thats a bit like saying David Cameron is a twat that knows a little about politics..... oh hang on ?? lol

Do u like Clarkson

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars

Ok so obviously you dont like him, but i think considering he has been in the industry for god knows how long he has a little more knowledge of cars than most !!

Thats a bit like saying David Cameron is a twat that knows a little about politics..... oh hang on ?? lol

Do u like Clarkson"

I have no problem with him and think he tells it like it is, he is also not afraid to say the things a lot of people think but are to scared to say !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars

Ok so obviously you dont like him, but i think considering he has been in the industry for god knows how long he has a little more knowledge of cars than most !!

would you shag him though lol

Thats a bit like saying David Cameron is a twat that knows a little about politics..... oh hang on ?? lol

Do u like Clarkson

I have no problem with him and think he tells it like it is, he is also not afraid to say the things a lot of people think but are to scared to say !!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars"

Correction:

A hugely wealthy tit who's made millions out of his 'little knowledge about cars'.

I like the guy and his no-nonsense, non-pc approach to just about everything. He calls it like he sees and isn't worried about being sued by someone who's been offended on behalf of someone else.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars

Correction:

A hugely wealthy tit who's made millions out of his 'little knowledge about cars'.

I like the guy and his no-nonsense, non-pc approach to just about everything. He calls it like he sees and isn't worried about being sued by someone who's been offended on behalf of someone else.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

would any ladies shag him

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"There is only one car worthy of this ignominious claim: The Citroen C2V.

I saw one on the hard shoulder of the M1 completely engulfed in flames and I couldn't help thinking, "Nice funeral.""

2cv's always remind me of an up-turned pram ....... plus they look like they have the same suspension.

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

first person to to mention my car gets a biff on the nose!!! lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

prius

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first person to to mention my car gets a biff on the nose!!! lol"

What car have you got?

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

My mate had a 2cv lol, they are hilarious round corners pmsl !!

And the seats can be easily removed to use as chairs when having a picnic

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"first person to to mention my car gets a biff on the nose!!! lol"

Skoda Fabio ?? lmfao

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"My mate had a 2cv lol, they are hilarious round corners pmsl !!

And the seats can be easily removed to use as chairs when having a picnic

Plus if they break down you can put them in your wife's handbag and carry it home.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"My mate had a 2cv lol, they are hilarious round corners pmsl !!

And the seats can be easily removed to use as chairs when having a picnic

Plus if they break down you can put them in your wife's handbag and carry it home.

Attach a strap and use it as a handbag

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

one of the ugliest cars of recent times is the city rover awful car no wonder they went bust

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Reliant Robin

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"Reliant Robin

Now see i nearly put that in but the you have the qudos of Only fools and horses so that kinda makes it a tough decision lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reliant Robin

Now see i nearly put that in but the you have the qudos of Only fools and horses so that kinda makes it a tough decision lol

only fools made it cool

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Reliant Robin

Now see i nearly put that in but the you have the qudos of Only fools and horses so that kinda makes it a tough decision lol

that was a Reliant Regal

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"There is only one car worthy of this ignominious claim: The Citroen C2V.

................."

The Renault 4 came close.

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

Who can forget the Bond Bug?

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Who can forget the Bond Bug?"

did you just watch wheeler dealers

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"Who can forget the Bond Bug?

did you just watch wheeler dealers"

No. Izzat on the telly?

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By *xodussxMan
over a year ago

sheffield

"first person to to mention my car gets a biff on the nose!!! lol"
....IS it a Skoda Fabi...o ???

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

its on a 4pm everyday of mens shed watch it

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

Issetta bubble car should be in the top 5 too lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"first person to to mention my car gets a biff on the nose!!! lol

What car have you got? "

A Toyota Milkfloat

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any car with Jeremy Clarkson driving

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Robin Reliant! Followed by the Bond Bug!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Renault Miganne

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By *UNKIEMan
over a year ago

south east

"Audis.... designed by robots with no passion"

I have to disagree there ... Audi r8 and the new rs5 are stunning cars

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I saw Jordan's pink range rover on the way back from minxy last week. That car is ugly inside and out.

A real minger mobile

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

reliant robin...hateful machine.

Or any of the following british marques, Leyland, Rover, Morris, vauxhall. The british have never made a sexy car really. Lotus have a go though.

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By (user no longer on site) OP
over a year ago

"reliant robin...hateful machine.

Or any of the following british marques, Leyland, Rover, Morris, vauxhall. The british have never made a sexy car really. Lotus have a go though."

Sorry have to totally disagree.... Britain has built some amazingly sexy cars....

Morgan

Panther

TVR

Lotus ( as mentioned )

Bristol

MGBGT

To name just a few lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Unless i missed them in this extensive list the obvious two have been missed. Ladies and gentlemen i give you. . .drum roll please. . .The Austins: Maxi and Allegro.

I thank you. *bows graciously and walks backwards from the stage*

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By *irtydanMan
over a year ago

Blackpool

allegro god that was horrible

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Most cars are sexy in their own way untill you attach a ......

CARAVAN ! fu#king hell nooooo ..

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I really find the new Nissan Duke hideous, not knocking the workmanship or performance, looks alone is enough to deter me

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Audis.... designed by robots with no passion

I have to disagree there ... Audi r8 and the new rs5 are stunning cars

a chavs wet dream

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By *quirrelMan
over a year ago

East Manchester

Skoda Roomster, it looks like a wannabee hearse.

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By *illdeeCouple
over a year ago

nr Edinburgh

"Unless i missed them in this extensive list the obvious two have been missed. Ladies and gentlemen i give you. . .drum roll please. . .The Austins: Maxi and Allegro.

I thank you. *bows graciously and walks backwards from the stage*"

Allegro.....the only car that was more aerodynamic in reverse than forward gears!!!!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

nissan joke, sorry i mean juke! its a real muppets car! driven old men or midwives!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Loads of men know about cars. Hes no mechanic or racing driver just a tit who knows a little about cars

Ok so obviously you dont like him, but i think considering he has been in the industry for god knows how long he has a little more knowledge of cars than most !!

Thats a bit like saying David Cameron is a twat that knows a little about politics..... oh hang on ?? lol

Do u like Clarkson

I have no problem with him and think he tells it like it is, he is also not afraid to say the things a lot of people think but are to scared to say !!

He says things to get a reaction. It's obvious.

You should watch this

http://m.youtube.com/#/watch?v=xgABbHPdwH4&desktop_uri=%2Fwatch%3Fv%3DxgABbHPdwH4&gl=GB

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

also imprezas since most that drive them seem to be wankers

Just sayin...

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

Ssangyong Rodius is pretty dam bad

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anything that wears a Skoda ,Kia or Proton badge brings a gagging reflex on .

Anyone who drives a Prius wants a slap with a wet fish .

Oh , and the first person who says " but Skoda are made by VW now " also gets a wallop with a large wet fish

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By *layfullsamMan
over a year ago

Solihull

cant remember the model name but sure there was a lamborghini that looked like a hummer and was horrendous

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By *stwoCouple
over a year ago

anywhere

yugo 45

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The Prius, designed by eunuchs to be driven by eunuchs.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Anyone remember Wartburgs ?, I'm still in therapy .

As a kid , and still now , I hated the shape of the Ford Anglia a la Harry Potter.

Also anyone remember the disability cars that used to be about , mostly in council toilet blue ?.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

VW Beetle.

Hitler designed the from end, what more could be said.

The new one is god awful too!

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"The Prius, designed by eunuchs to be driven by eunuchs.

Fabio's a eunuch Fabio's a eunuch Fabio's a eunuch Fabio's a eunuch

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wartberg...!!!! 2 stroke...east german....horrid

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By *nnyMan
over a year ago

Glasgow

"...........Also anyone remember the disability cars that used to be about , mostly in council toilet blue ?."

Built by AC, the people who went on to bring us the Cobra.

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By *udolphsRocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

"reliant robin...hateful machine.

Or any of the following british marques, Leyland, Rover, Morris, vauxhall. The british have never made a sexy car really. Lotus have a go though."

Jaguar E type when I last looked was British and probably not many cars sexier than that

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Morris Marina

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By *udolphsRocketMan
over a year ago

Loughborough

Un sexy has to be the Austin Metro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

austin allegro

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Wartburg; early Skodas;Trabant (East German 2 stroke car- mega pollutant!)

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

the skoda estelle,

renault 5,

austin 1100 (in the horrible brown colour)

take your pick

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"reliant robin...hateful machine.

Or any of the following british marques, Leyland, Rover, Morris, vauxhall. The british have never made a sexy car really. Lotus have a go though.

Jaguar E type when I last looked was British and probably not many cars sexier than that "
and TVR and Morgan.

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By *ushandkittyCouple
over a year ago

Gloucester

"Unless i missed them in this extensive list the obvious two have been missed. Ladies and gentlemen i give you. . .drum roll please. . .The Austins: Maxi and Allegro.

I thank you. *bows graciously and walks backwards from the stage*"
it's good you should mention backwards as the allegro was more aerodynamically efficient going backwards than forwards lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

KIA pride need I say more! Lol

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any car with a Vauxhall Badge on it.

No taste and no shame

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

"Interesting that top gear voted the Lexus coupe as the worst car in the world, mind you its a pretty ugly looking thing lol !!!

what does clarkson know anyway hes a knob"

yes he is a knob... But just seen your sunglasses on one of ur pics... Pot calling kettle black

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By *abioMan
over a year ago

Newcastle and Gateshead

oi... less of the prius hate!!!

p.s the front of a nissan juke looks like a stormtroopers helmet!!!.....

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Citroën Berlingo or any Citroën for that matter,

Vaxhall tigra,

And that funny looking Toyota 4x4 thing, don't know it's name but it's a two seater and your in a bubble-like cockpit, bit like the car Homer Simpson designed

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

The new VW bettle, I hate it

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Chinqueta

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Any "tuned" saxo / corsa / fiesta. Always makes we laugh when they talk about what they have 'spent' on it, and you realise they could have got a decent car instead.

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