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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago

Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade "

I'll raise you an onion for a chilli.

Then the toilet.

Ooooooh. Tingles. Like mint source shower gel. But. Worse.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Or cut chillis then go for a tinkle ..

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade "

Ouch. That's two - beware the third!

I'd avoid chopping chilli's if you're planning an having a lady wank this afternoon.

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago


"Or cut chillis then go for a tinkle .. "

Ooh just like him above! Spooky!

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By *orphia2003Woman
over a year ago

Tonypandy.

Accidentally getting superglue on finger then rubbing nose, and managing to glue one nostril shut.

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By *bi HaiveMan
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over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Accidentally getting superglue on finger then rubbing nose, and managing to glue one nostril shut."

Could have been worse. You could have rubbed somewhere else......

A

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

I'll raise you all!

As a teen working in a spice blending factory for the summer, I was asked to go 'the lab' and get the liquid Capsicum. All the warning signs and the the fact it came in a glass bottle and was the angriest red I have ever seen should have been a big warning. Having delivered it without gloves I not only went the loo, I also rubbed my face and neck before washing my hands, cue a trip to A&E with insane blistering and burns.

Silly Billy.

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Seems we've all, to some degree, suffered the consequences of our decisions

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

took baking tray out of red hot oven using oven glove,, took it off then picked it up with my bear hand,,, pillock

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"took baking tray out of red hot oven using oven glove,, took it off then picked it up with my bear hand,,, pillock"

Do bears have hands?

I thought they were paws?

A

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire


"took baking tray out of red hot oven using oven glove,, took it off then picked it up with my bear hand,,, pillock

Do bears have hands?

I thought they were paws?

A"
..oops

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By *avexxMan
over a year ago

cheshire

naked hand,,

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By *educing_EmCouple
over a year ago

Tipperary

I absentmindedly poured the pot of peas into the strainer before holding it over the sink.

Boiling water onto bare legs and feet isn't enjoyable

Em x

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By (user no longer on site)
over a year ago

Someone handed me a drill they'd been using once and I grabbed it by the drill bit. That was fun

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By *ate_BMan
over a year ago

London

Ladies…. Please remember to rinse the tub out when using conditioner. My ex forgot to do this once and it was strictly come dancing for me.

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By (user no longer on site) OP   
over a year ago


"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

Ouch. That's two - beware the third!

I'd avoid chopping chilli's if you're planning an having a lady wank this afternoon.

A"

The 3rd has happened. I took a whole chicken out the freezer and fucking dropped it on my foot

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By *bi HaiveMan
Forum Mod
over a year ago

Cheeseville, Somerset


"Like cut up an onion and rub your eye like I just did ouch

And put the very sharp knife in the sink and grab it by the blade

Ouch. That's two - beware the third!

I'd avoid chopping chilli's if you're planning an having a lady wank this afternoon.

A

The 3rd has happened. I took a whole chicken out the freezer and fucking dropped it on my foot "

Ouch. That doesn't sound finger lickin good.

A

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